Why On Earth Would Anyone Want To Give Them Selves Freckles?

Have you ever wanted freckles? Us too! Now we have our chance. Freck Yourself lets you apply realistic-looking freckles using our stencil + formula method. There have always been two problems with creating artificial freckles. First, it's really hard to create a realistic pattern. Natural freckles have a random pattern & sizing variation, but freckles applied with a pencil are all the same shape of the pencil tip. Second, pencil or makeup freckles smudge really easily. Our product solves both of these problems. The kit comes with 72 self-adhesive stencils and a rollerball of formula that is similar in formulation to sunless tanner. The freckle patterns look natural and last 2 days. Users who apply Freck Yourself every morning have several layers of faded frecks, which produces incredibly realistic results for four to six weeks.

Kickstarter– Have you ever wanted freckles? Us too! Now we have our chance. Freck Yourself lets you apply realistic-looking freckles using our stencil + formula method.
There have always been two problems with creating artificial freckles. First, it’s really hard to create a realistic pattern. Natural freckles have a random pattern & sizing variation, but freckles applied with a pencil are all the same shape of the pencil tip. Second, pencil or makeup freckles smudge really easily. Our product solves both of these problems.
The kit comes with 72 self-adhesive stencils and a rollerball of formula that is similar in formulation to sunless tanner. The freckle patterns look natural and last 2 days. Users who apply Freck Yourself every morning have several layers of faded frecks, which produces incredibly realistic results for four to six weeks.

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Is this a thing now? Chicks want fake freckles? Kinda weird since I’m pretty sure those were a mark of ugliness back then. I mean the whole making fun of ginger thing comes with the freckles but i guess some chicks just want to look kinda uglier? In case you need a second opinion ladies, let me tell you that this shit is stupid. I mean when you’re going out your friends should ask you if you’ve suddenly developed skin cancer and once you tell them you spent actual U.S. Dollars to purchase temporary tattoos to make you look like a freckled loser, they should 100% call you out on it for being a phony. I mean good for the kickstarter raising over $13K so far but the testimonial photos kinda prove that its not a better look. I mean Apphia from LA up there, its not the freckles that make you look hotter. Its the glasses on and snarky smile that doesn’t show all your gums and shit that makes me want to blow one on your glasses. And Brittnay went from looking like a rebellious teen that wants to sneak out of school to blow her boyfriend to essentially the same thing but with the freckles it makes her look more like an orphan doing it. Just being honest. I mean don’t get me wrong some chicks who have freckles naturally are hot but thats because they’ve been exposed to the sun and shit for so long like Shakira and Bar Refeali and they’re hot for so many more reasons other than freckles and they still cover that shit up sometimes. If you were buying this shit for like 10 cents like it was a pack of Fruit Stripes gum with the temporary rub on tattoos I kinda get it, but you’re paying like 36 bucks for shit when In the end no one really wants to see people with freckles hence why hot celebrities and every hot chick on the planet uses make up to cover that shit up. And everyone aspires to look like a hot celebrity and if you think other wise you’re dumb.

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