A 19-year-old Florida man faces grand theft charges after trying to steal an assault rifle from a gun store … by shoving it down his pants!
Surveillance video captured inside Public Pawn and Gun in Davie, Florida, shows Marlon Alvarez sizing up an AK-47 before stuffing it down his pants and tucking it underneath his sweater.
Eventually, Alvarez changes his mind and swaps it out for a different assault rifle. When he starts walking out of the store, the owner notices him limping with the weapon down his pant leg.
The video shows the owner tackle Alvarez and manage to retrieve the nearly $900 rifle.
Alvarez ran away, but was apprehended by police a block away. He was charged with grand theft and is being held on $25,000 bond.

Ahh Davie people. Interesting mix of nice family home owners and red necks. Marlon Alvarez is clearly an idiot but then again what gun store lets you pick up guns in an isle where its not like strapped down or anything? Im almost 99% sure ive been inside Public Pawn and Gun before and they didn’t even have enough space to smuggle a .22 revolver none the less to hide in a corner while shoving a semi automatic assault rifle down your pants. To his credit if no one in person saw him then he’s not half bad at stealing guns. I mean when he got his Miami sweater over it i could hardly notice he had a gun in his pants.

Guy woulda fooled me probably walking out the door.

Love it. Love everything about Ekblad. 19 year old stud just crushing six flags with his lady in yoga shirts and a fully man grizzled beard. Guy just has the most peaceful demeanor when he’s not on the ice. all about relaxin with some yoga and listening to country music. Cant wait for the season to start so i can stalk him and willie mitchell.

I dont want to say she deserved it but she kinda did. I think times have changed but one thing that remains constant is that old people love playing Bingo. Thats the typical cliche thing right? Old people playing Bingo at the retirement center. Well listen here Ma’am. You can’t randomly out of the blue go to the Bingo hall and step in with the locals thinking you can box. Everyone there probably knows their place and has a system going and when a man goes up to you and says you’re in his lucky seat well you best move. Anyone who confronts you about a random seat means business weather its a hot table at the casinos or a folding chair at a ply wood tables like they use in wrestling at the local Bingo tournament. Well you take away his lady luck he’s gonna take away all the air from your tires one stab at a time. Also i’d keep a look out for what this guy does next. Banning him from Bingo? Take away what probably matters the most to him in life at this point? She might flat out get murdered next.

Scientists from the Queensland University of Technology (QUT) in Australia have discovered two new species of antechinus – a genus of tiny carnivorous marsupials whose males are wiped out each spring after mating themselves to death.
The antechinuses have become famous for their strange sexual habits. Each year, all the males in the species go on a mating and fighting rampage, which only ends when they’re dead.
“The breeding period is basically two to three weeks of speed-mating, with testosterone-fuelled males coupling with as many females as possible, for up to 14 hours at a time,” lead researcher Andrew Baker explained in a press release. “Ultimately, the testosterone triggers a malfunction in the stress hormone shut-off switch; the resulting rise in stress hormones causes the males’ immune systems to collapse and they all drop dead before the females give birth to a single baby.”

Well no wonder why these little guys die. Its the equivalent of a coke drug fueled perfect spring break. Get yourself down by the Australian beaches and just party for 2 to 3 weeks sticking your dick in any chick and bang for FOURTEEN HOURS. Thats roughly 850 times longer than i could last and we have things like condoms and booze that make shit last longer. Id have to imagine your dick is ready to fall off and your heart rate has exploded through the roof by trying to go that long. No wonder these marsupials die after a 3 week bang sesh.

(NEWSER) – Make the punishment fit the crime, right? An Ohio woman accepted that very notion when she agreed to walk 30 miles after stiffing a cabbie who took her on a 30-mile taxi ride, the New York Daily News reports. “What would you do if you didn’t have a cab?” Judge Michael Cicconetti asked the defendant, Victoria Bascom, in court last week, per WKYC. “Walk,” she said. “So I think it’s only appropriate that you walk 30 miles,” the judge told her. She began the trek Friday at a fairground in Painesville, Ohio, while wearing a GPS device. She also owes the cabbie $100 and was sentenced to four months’ probation. Bascom pleaded guilty to misdemeanor theft, but she did say she wasn’t the last to leave the cab and figured other riders would cover her, People reports.
Cicconetti is known for his fit-the-crime punishments, including one to a Painesville woman who admitted to pepper-spraying someone at a Burger King. “He said either 30 days in jail or take a shot of Mace to your face and I said I will just opt for the Mace,” the woman, 20-year-old Diamond Gaston, tells WKYC. But when the spray hit her, it was just water: “He’s like, ‘Oh, it’s water,’ and I’m like, ‘Oh, OK, that’s a relief,'” says Gaston. Cicconetti explains, “Nothing illegal. I wouldn’t do anything illegal.” Cicconetti considers his offbeat sentences successful, because 90% of those defendants don’t come back, he says—a better rate than he achieves with jail sentences.

Is this legal how this judge runs his court room? If so i love it. Its like Hammurabi’s code type thing. Its 100% appropriate. the 30 mile walk and 100$ to the cabbie fits the crime. ones punishment and one is whats owed. The 4 months probations is a little much though. If we’re running this fun house court room that Judge Cicconetti runs then the 30 miles and repaying the fair should be more than enough. I mean 30 miles to walk is crazy. I walk more than 7 miles and im done. Shit would take me a week to walk 30 miles but thats why i wouldn’t skip out on cabbie fair. I mean heres Cicconetti sentencing a dude to get maced in the face and it ended up being just water. I guess its maybe a “you were willing to take the pain so you’re getting off lucky” type move? Maybe she’ll have to walk only 10 minutes and he’ll send a cab to take her home. I think we’re just living in Cicconetti’s court house and anyone there, you’re now there to entertain him.

Hey Dee Gordon, quit putting the star player on blast and focus on stealing bases bro. Listen, do I think its a bit of a whacky move eating Kit Kats like that? Yes, but Im gonna defend him here. From the looks of things, he’s on an airplane. Shit gets cramped as fuck in there and the humidity levels rise and shit and the chocolate begins to melt so i wouldn’t want to touch it and get chocolate all on my fingers. Take that with the combined fact that he’s rich. Mr. Pitt eats his snickers bar with a knife and fork cause he probably doesn’t want to get chocolate bar on his fingers. Well this is the same thing. Guy’s a society type and doesn’t want chocolate on his fingers. And everyone saying he’s a monster, not human for eating a Kit kat that way. Well guess what you’re right, he’s not human. He’s a fucking machine.Any guy whos a work out machine (not me) knows you can’t quell the hunger one kit kat at a time. You need to devour calories as fast as you can to keep a body like that running. Mean while the Marlins lost 5-1 to the Cubs last night while Stanton was the only one to get a run after stealing 3rd and ran it home after a throwing error probably because of the energy he got from that Kit Kat bar. 115 mph single and stealing bases. Think about it.

GERMANY (CNN) – German scientists have documented more than 100 new species of wasps, including one named after a Harry Potter character. The wasp is named the Soul-Sucking Dementor wasp.
Scientists say it’s been living in obscurity in a jungle in Thailand until last year.
The wasp injects venom into a mass of neurons on the cockroach’s belly that turns the roach into a passive zombie. Cockroach wasp venom blocks receptors of the neurotransmitter octopamine, which is involved in the initiation of spontaneous movement. With this blocked, the cockroach is still capable of movement, but is unable to direct its own body.
It gets worse for the wasp’s unfortunate victim. Once the cockroach has lost control, the wasp drags its stupefied prey by the antennae to a safe shelter to devour it.
Visitors to the Museum für Naturkunde in Berlin voted to name the wasp Ampulex Dementor in a poll, noting the insect’s similarity to the dementors that terrorize Harry Potter and his fellow wizards.
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling retweeted its photo, and the buzz helped propel the insect with a creepy sting to worldwide fame. Possibly for eons before, it had lived in obscurity in an enormous Southeast Asian jungle, until it was discovered last year.
The wasp was named for the sooty, skeletal, flying “dementor” character that appears in Rowling’s novels and sucks the humanity out of its victims. One almost got Harry at Hogwarts once, but a schoolmate sprang to Potter’s aid.

I told you last week that i was suppose to be on a plane to Thailand last week and said fuck that because of asian planes are blowing up. Well heres reason number 2, they have soul sucking wasp that can turn things into zombies. I mean good for the wasp. Dementors are fucking no joke. Kiss of death and takes away anyones soul. Shit sounds like a bad ass as far as wasps goes. I mean real wasp use their stingers and they die from it right? well this guy fucking finds a roach and pretty much turns it into a fucking useless vegetables. Dementors man, they’re no joke.

I mean its as simple as that. Guy fucked up. I never even understood the point of doing burn outs. Shit ruins your tires and now i guess it can set you on fire. Lets roll though the notes on what I learned from this.

1.) Sweet hair cut

2.) “Yep thats a fire alright”- Bike Bro

3.) Try stepping on that meanie fire.

4.)If that doesn’t work blow it out like its a birthday candle.

5.) What a terrible waste of beer. Try Vodka you idiot.

6.) European Fire Extinguishers are useless. They needed 3 of those pip squeaks. Feel like i coulda done more with a can of shaving cream than that thing. 

A shoplifter at a Duane Reade in Midtown pulled out a fistful of hypodermic needles and told employees he was HIV-positive after they confronted him Monday, cops said.
The man walked into the drug store at 949 Third Ave. around 2:30 p.m. and began stuffing merchandise into his jacket pockets, according to police.
Cops say he was confronted by store employees, and he then whipped out the needles and told them he had HIV.
The suspect fled the store on foot and ended up making off with about $180 worth of merchandise, police said.
Cops describe him as a man between 30 and 35 years old with a black beard. He is about 5-foot-11 and stocky, they said. He was last seen wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and work boots and carrying a white hard hat.
No one was injured, according to authorities.

This is literally one thing that scares the shit outta me. Aids Needles. Fucking STD in or on a fucking sharp point object. Getting HIV from plowing through chicks like Eazy-E is one thing. Stopping in Duane Reade for a candy bar or a drink and then having some lunatic threatening to stab you with HIV syringes is a whole nother thing entirely. I remember hearing a rumor that some psycho use to put aids needles in movie theater seats so when you sit down you now had aids. Thats fucked up right? Well so is this guy. He was fucking strapped with syringes and ready to HIV needle fuck anyone who got in his way. I probably woulda shot him. A guy like this isnt a petty theft here. He’s a flat out sadistic murderer probably waiting to stick someone. And how about him steal ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS worth of stuff from Duane Reade. Pretty Sure i could fleece the entire candy rack and still wouldn’t total more than 50 bucks worth of stuff. I mean i would understand if he had two hands free to grab things but you know, his other hand was occupied with HIV needles and all.

Second thought- he probably stole a bunch of medicine stuff to make meth cause he probably does meth.

Last year 53 shark accidents? Barely Summer and we already have 8 with someone getting shark murked in Maui? Fuck all of that. Don’t give me the whole “Sharks attacks are rare” schpeel and then show me this.

Theyre in fucking Droves! Sharks fucking rollin in crews ready to devour mother fuckers tossing your bloody limp ass around to his 5 other boys. And Every time I hear a New Smyrna Beach story it usually follows with the fact that there were a bunch of sharks in the shallow water. With enough evolution and time these guys are probably just gonna chill on the beach and walk on two legs. Steal all your girls and kill you at the same time. I dont mess with sharks. Got more teeth to grit and we’re asking to go into the fight with them having home field advantage. Beachs are out. AC buildings with netflix all summer.