Oh Miami’s all fun and beaches! Sexy Ladies and parties all night long!
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Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Its like a deathtrap here. One second you’re about to go on a leisurely walk with your dog and next thing you know a primordial dinosaur is pretty much ready to eat the fuck out of you and your dog. And the best you think you can do to contain him is with rope? Fuckin rope? I would need a full iron man suit of armor before im ready and feel comfortable enough to even film this shit, let alone try to catch it with a fucking piece of rope.
In the end, I believe animals learn, and this guy figured out how to pretty much break into your house. Just gotta swim up and kill the guy with a rope first and then he’s up in your kitchen. You move him back in the water he’s just gonna be pissed and come back for more. Just kill the thing. He knows too much already. 12 gauge slug in between the eyes and save your family for christ sake.
JUNE 8–A probationer is behind bars for allegedly throwing a hot slice of pizza at his female roommate during an argument in their Florida apartment. According to police, Daniel Plunkett and Brenda Fiejdasz “had an argument about pizza” last Wednesday evening inside their Treasure Island residence. The nature of the pizza dispute is not further described in a criminal complaint. During the quarrel, Plunkett, 50, allegedly threw a slice at Fiejdasz, 56, who was struck in the left hand by the pizza. “The pizza was hot, victim had no injury,” an officer noted, adding, “Victim had pizza sauce on her right shoulder, and cleaned up prior to arrival.” After being read his rights, Plunkett denied throwing the pizza. Instead, Plunkett–who had pizza sauce on his chest and shorts–claimed that Fiejdasz “threw pizza on him.” Pictured above, Plunkett was arrested for simple battery, a misdemeanor. He was also charged with violating the terms of his felony probation stemming from convictions for drunk driving and driving with a license that had been suspended or revoked. Plunkett is being held without bond on the probation violation counts.
What have i said about Roommates? Anyone over 30 should not have a room mate. You either are in a relationship, or you’re a vagrant. Well here you have it yet again. Guy just grabbing slices of cheese just whaling on his chick room mate until pizzas buried deep in her mind reminding her every time she walks by a pizza place that her room mate beat her up. Such a shame. I mean that probably didn’t happen but that would suck right? Getting PTSD from some food that you enjoy. Every one loves pizza, I love pizza, always in the mood for pizza. But can you imagine getting so traumatized that you could never eat pizza again? Awful. Even though this chick is probably some ratchety girl who has to live with an old man room mate, i wouldn’t wish that on her. If anything I hope she kicks back with a slice knowing that this guys in jail for being a typical Florida lunatic.
Good Morning people. Not much to see here just two animals teaming up. One animal thats pretty much a prehistoric dinosaur and the other that carries the rabies bacteria and is nocturnal but is out in the day which is technically considered outside of its normal behavior. Two animals that probably hate the human race since we took their natural habitat and turned it into a Walmart shopping center just casually teaming up…..No big deal.
Puuuuusssssyyyyyyy. Well thats a fun/dumb one huh? Most these challenges that have gone viral have some level of tolerable or do able. ALS ice bucket challenge if you can tolerate the cold, you can handle it. Cinnamon Challenge? its gross tasting but technically do able. This on the other hand is just pure futility. Its simply a challenge to prove you’re dumb. Bet this guy was talking shit too thinking he can do this easily like “Yea throw red aint’s on my dick, my cock can handle that no problem.” Well congrats bro, you’re on the internet screaming at a million decibels lookin like a pussy and now when you show a girl your dick its gonna look like the most horrific dick ever just ravaged by red ants. Love how him and his crew of flunkies are having a good time also splashing water on his cock and rubbing it trying to get all the ants off as if touching his cock is totally cool. Is that just Thailand? Guy was pretty eager and happy about stripping down to his thong so maybe thats just society there.
40 gang members armed with knives entered the diner in Taiwan
Man stays at table for 10 minutes to eat noodles as mass brawl takes place
At one point, he moves his chair slightly as men fight right next to table
One man lost his nose and another had a tendon in his arm cut open
Police initially believed the man had been mastermind behind fight
But it appeared he had stayed because his food had only just arrived
Via Daily Mail.
Asians love noodles. Comfort food to the max. When you want something simple and you get a nice bowl of noodles that are the right texture, got the right broth going on with all the fixings you want in it, its the best. That being said this guy is fucking hard as nails to not give a fuck about a fight about to go down.
Looks like a showdown between the Greasers and Socs about to go down except for the fact that they are wielding fucking machetes like god damn MS13 members. This guy couldn’t care less that someones about to die. Mix in a little gang violence and bloodshed with his late night post long day at work meal. And the best part is he moved one seat over. Guy just knows he wants a perfect meal uninterrupted. This man knew his comfort level, he doesn’t want to be bumped into when his noodles are on the chopstick ready. Clears just enough space by moving one seat over. Got all the condiments on the table ready to go and napkins on hand to clean up the mouth and whiskers when he’s done eating. Perfect meals are the best.
An NAACP leader’s parents have made a startling revelation: their daughter, for years a highly visible civil rights activist in Eastern Washington, is white. Rachel Dolezal, Spokane’s NAACP Chapter President and part-time Africana Studies professor at Eastern Washington University, has been misleading people about her ethnicity for years, her parents say. Her mother even offered photographic proof. While today the 37-year-old divorcee currently sports tight, dark curls, her mom Ruthanne Dolezal showed KREM photos of the fair and freckled blonde daughter she once knew. Dolezal is now facing a city ethics probe after she identified herself as black in an application to serve on a local police ombudsman commission – a position she secured. ‘It’s very sad that Rachel has not just been herself,’ Ruthanne Dolezal told the Spokesman-Review. ‘Her effectiveness in the causes of the African-American community would have been so much more viable, and she would have been more effective if she had just been honest with everybody.’ Mrs Dolezal remains in Northwest Montana, where Dolezal grew up. It is not clear why she has now shared the revelations but Dolezal has previously said that she no longer has any contact with her parents. In articles in the Easterner, she claimed they were violent towards her. According to her mother, Ruthanne began to ‘disguise herself’ in 2006 or 2007. Other than some ‘faint traces’ of Native American blood, Ruthanne said the family background is Czech, Swedish and German. However, that’s not how her daughter identified herself when she became chairwoman of Spokane’s Office of Police Ombudsman Commission. In her application for the volunteer appointment, Dolezal marked herself down as white, black and American Indian, reports the Spokesman-Review. She has also previously claimed that her white father is her step-father. In January, a photo showing Dolezal and a black man on the Spokane NAACP’s Facebook erroneously identified the man as her father. On Wednesday, a reporter from KXLY confronted Dolezal a photo of her with the African-American man while on camera. ‘Ma’am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man,’ the KXLY reporter asked. Rachel Dolezal, 37, has been a vocal member of the civil rights community in Idaho and Eastern Washington for years She also teaches Africana Studies at Eastern Washington University But her estranged mother has now revealed that her daughter is white and began to ‘disguise herself’ in 2006 or 2007 She is facing a city ethics investigation after identifying herself as black in an application to serve on a local police ombudsman commission She said she was white, black and American Indian and secured the role – but her mother says the family is Czech, Swedish and German KXLY asked her if she was African American and, looking stunned, she responded: ‘I don’t understand the question’
Hey America! Steph Curry, Blake Griffen, This white women. They’re black! If not full at least a halfsies! Now being all serious I’m almost sure Steph Curry and Blake Griffen have some black in them. I mean they can def play ball. This lady on the other hand, listening to her voice right away you could tell she’s white. Like if you played the audio clip with out watching the video, you know she’s white 100%. Like she sounds like she’s pale and has freckles. Frankly her dye jobs not that great either. Listen lady if you want to play black face you need to get a way different shade than that. Thats like a typical florida tan. I might be darker skin than that and I’m Chinese! Chinese! And thats the difference here. In Florida she wouldn’t pass for black for the life of her. But she lives in Seattle. Not sure i’ve seen any black people in Seattle minus the Seahawks. So the spray on tan might fool people there, but the attempt at natural black people hair was the icing on the cake for them.
Her combination was pretty spot on there too. Part white and black would yield way different results. Throwing in part native american well now you’re cooking. Who knows how long the ploy could’ve lasted. Really its her own fault though she got outted. When you start stepping on the toes of the white man, aka your parents, by saying that they aint your birth parents then that shits fucked up. Her parents obviously put up a lot with her growing up. Probably faking her race all through out her teens and then of course its never easy when you’re common white folks from god damn Montana and half to say this is your daughters wedding photo.
Being judged by the rest of the community aint easy but her folks did it. And how do you repay them? Oh those are just my step-parents. Brutal. Need to see her response and reaction to all of this. Maybe she’ll embrace her cream cheese whiteness, maybe’ she’ll just go full black face like Kirk Lazarus. Either way, need to see it.
Putting small fish in the same aquarium as a frog is probably not a smart idea. A couple found that out the hard way when they decided to get some friends for their pet amphibian. Jameson, who did not give his last name, had a gut feeling his African Clawed frog might see the new koi carp fish as an easy lunch. However, trusting the advice of the pet store that all would be fine in the fish-tank, the koi were introduced to their new home. But things didn’t go well when they met Michigan J. Frog. ‘No sooner did I barely have a chance to blink did I see a rapid movement from the frog,’ said Jameson’s girlfriend Jamie, who purchased the fish. ‘I looked down and saw the majority of the koi’s head in his mouth. His effortless attack on this fish was insane. ‘Most of the fish was still hanging out of his mouth so I started knocking on the tank with my knuckles really hard hoping since he was right at the front he would freak out and let my fish go before he was an official goner.’ It doesn’t look like she had much luck judging by the pictures.
Frog?? Frog is wrong. Why on earth would anyone want a pet Frog? I know a bunch of people growing up that were into amphibians and reptiles. They’re dumb and that shit is gross. Slimy creatures that feel all gross to the touch. And still you want to bring that shit into your household? well guess what you morons, he’s gonna eat all of your fish right away. Rude ass fucking animal. Oh is this your house? Fuck you, Im gonna eat you. Such a fuckboi amphibian. What we need is an animal that eats frogs and one up this fucker right away.
(NEWSER) – Next month, a Spanish court will hear arguments in a most unusual case: A woman who claims to own the sun has sued eBay for blocking her extraterrestrial real estate sales. Though it sounds a little nuts, a court in Madrid has ruled that 54-year-old Maria Angeles Duran has the right to have her case heard, reports the International Business Times. The court won’t rule on the larger issue of whether Duran’s claim of ownership is legit, but on the narrower one of whether she violated eBay’s seller agreement. She had been selling parcels of about 11 square feet for about $1 each and had racked up 600 orders before eBay shut her down. Because nothing tangible was sold, it feared a scam. Duran says she was never able to collect her money and is suing for about $11,000 in damages, reports the Consumerist. “I am not a stupid person and I know the law,” Duran has said of her solar real estate gambit. She’s basing her claim on a loophole in the UN’s Outer Space Treaty that says no nation can stake ownership to a heavenly body but makes no mention of individuals—borrowing the strategy used by this entrepreneur’s claim on the moon. Duran, as you might imagine, is an eclectic character, observes the Washington Post. “She’s studied nursing and law, dreamt up her own religion, and penned a kinky romance novel,” writes Caitlin Dewey. The story notes that Duran is framing her sun fight as a statement against the corporate world and promises that any profits will go to charity. For those who want in, Duran is still selling parcels on her own website. (Or check out eBay’s haunted dolls.)
From a legal perspective i think she might have a case here. I don’t have the highest IQ when it comes to the law but i did in fact use to be apart of the Pre-Law club in my high school. Like fucking Hang em High McCoy in our mock court room and just from looking at the contractual verbiage from what I see she might have a strong argument. I know it, she knows it. No where does it say individuals can’t own heavenly bodies. Case closed.
That being said, the sun might be the absolute WORST piece of Solar Real Estate on the market. One of the main things they tell you to look for when buying real estate is the maintenance and upkeep. Well when the worlds dependent on your ass for the warmth provided by the sun, you gotta make sure that shits up to maintenance or else you’ll have roughly 10 BILLION people hounding your ass to make sure the suns working. And when the sun isn’t working what do you have to do? You have to spend almost all of the Earth’s natural resources to create a god damn massive stellar bomb and blow that shit up to reignite the sun. Thats so much god damn work. What you need is a planet like Mars. That planet is whats up with Solar Real estate. Scientist all want a piece of Mars. Potential hot spot for the future of mankind? Studies reveal signs of frozen water and possibly sustainable life on Mars? This lady’s such an idiot. Well too late bitch. I call dibs on Mars! You missed out. Enjoy owning a planet you can’t even live on YOU IDIOT!
P.s- Im basing this blog on the movie Sunshine. Great flick
P.P.S- I might own a star technically. I did one of those buying a star or rights to name a star. Cost me like 45 bucks. So i might either a.) paid 45 bucks to name a star b.) Actually own a star or c.) spent 45 bucks on a sheet of paper that says the name i put and immediately lost after a week.
Police in San Diego have foiled a $100,000 crime ring – that specialised in Lego theft. Five men are believed to have been part of the scheme, which involved walking into a Toys R Us, loading up shopping carts with Lego items, and then leaving the stores. The gang’s ploy was foiled after they were caught on a surveillance camera making off with their toys. In addition to the Lego products, police said the organised crime ring had also been stealing Disney Frozen items. Local ABC station 10News reported that three suspects – Liliana Marquez, 29, Juan Camacho, 26, and Elizabeth Bojorquez, 21, had been arrested, while a fourth was already in custody. The fifth member was on the run, police said. It is unclear what the gang planned to do with their Lego stash, although there have been a spate of other Lego thefts in the past couple of years, where the masterminds sold the sets online. In August 2014, Phoenix police arrested four people on suspicion of stealing Lego sets – again from Toys R Us. Officers recovered $200,000 worth of Lego products from one of the suspect’s houses, AZ Central reported at the time. The gang had been fencing the sets to an Arizona man who then sold them on the internet. In the same month a woman was charged with stealing $60,000 worth of Lego sets and attempting to sell them on eBay. The Lego-thieving ruse is not restricted to the US. In June 2014, toy stores in the Australian states of Victoria and New South Wales were targeted by “professional thieves”, according to The Age. Some $30,000 (AUD) of Legos were stolen over a period of several months. A Lego model of the Sydney Opera House retails at $319.99 on Lego’s website. A Star Wars-inspired Death Star costs $399.99.
Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle. That plan didn’t work????? Going into Toys R Us and fleecing the lego toy isle and loading up the shopping carts like it’s SuperMarket Sweep and casually walk out the front door, that sounds like a perfect crime. No flaws to that planning. Danny Ocean couldn’t mastermind a more intricate theft. I mean technically in Ocean’s 11 they did carry the money right out of the front door just like these guys. If it wasn’t for those damn security cameras they didn’t think of. That stupid piece of technology that has innovated security and prevented millions of thefts and identified equally as many millions of criminals involved in robberies. Totally blanked on that one in the scheming process huh? Guess we all can’t be hardened criminal bass ass guys who steal Lego toys.
P.s- The real robbery is the god damn cost of all those lego models. 300 to 400 bucks???? my god. Fucking expensive toys that are prone to lose and injury to children and the most painful feeling when you step on a piece, thats the real crime.
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