How does one win over elections? You dress up as a naked cowboy.

Perhaps keeping his trousers on is what prevented Ed Miliband moving into No.10 Downing Street. John Erik Wagner has stripped completely starkers for his election campaign poster. NSFW pictures of the 52-year-old’s naked body (not to mention his charming cowboy hat and leather gun holster) have been, erm, erected all over his native Copenhagen. An investigation has been carried out to ensure the X-rated images were permissible, but city administrators apparently weren’t convinced they would ‘disrupt road users’ attention’.

Perhaps keeping his trousers on is what prevented Ed Miliband moving into No.10 Downing Street.
John Erik Wagner has stripped completely starkers for his election campaign poster.
NSFW pictures of the 52-year-old’s naked body (not to mention his charming cowboy hat and leather gun holster) have been, erm, erected all over his native Copenhagen.
An investigation has been carried out to ensure the X-rated images were permissible, but city administrators apparently weren’t convinced they would ‘disrupt road users’ attention’.

Some where deep inside John Erik Wagners’s brain he thinks this is a good idea and really i cant think of any real reason why its bad. for a 52 year old man, dudes in shape. I mean sure there might be some light touch ups on photoshop but as far as i can tell, this isnt gonna be a guy that dies in office for a long time. He’s not gonna be a health liability in the foreseeable future. 2nd, dude looks like he must have a swinging dick. The last thing i want in office is a man that isn’t strong or has too small of a dick making decisions that proceed over the city. Guy’s not making foolish decisions with that thing in his pants. Third, the cowboy look. I love it. No such thing as cowboys in Denmark’s history as far as Im concerned but he may be the first. Got his finger on the trigger ready to make moves for your city if you elect him for what ever position he’s trying to be. Stern look in his eyes, finger on the trigger, cocks out ready to swing it when needed. Wagner 2015 for president (or whatever they have over there).

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