Snake crawls outta no where trying to snatch some eggs/ Indian kid gives a snake a concussion thatll last a century.

Fuck this snake. Dirty little thief motherfucker of a snake. Thing looks like a million feet long with the grosses scaley skin ever. Hey dumb fuck stop recording and get your machete out or something. One second its eggs and u think its cool and crazy, next thing its crawling in your fucking bed eating you or your wife and then its not cool anymore is it? get that thing the fuck out of your house. I wouldn’t hesitate to pull out my gun and im not starting from the smallest option either. Its shot gun or higher. Frankly i would just buy a new house and send a ballistic missile at that thing.

Mean while on the other hand we got this other kid in India or something flat about body slamming the fuck out of a python . Thing shouldn’t even be alive considering he ragdolled that snake whipping its head on the floor and shit. Good. I dont fuck with snakes and they’re the grossest animals ever and anyone who has one as a pet is crazy. Those things belong no where near humans.

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