Ahh yes, the old Taxi Driver tried to get me to suck his dick move. Every time i go on Youjizz i see at least one or two fake taxi pornos now on the front page. I guess its hot on the streets. Its become one of my go-to vids to pass the time. The british thing annoys me but the over all gimmick of banging in a taxi is so enticing I’m not gonna lie, i kinda want to do it. See thats what i think got into this taxi drivers head. He takes girls from A to B all the time and we all know girls want to bang as much as guys do for the most part so why not give it a whirl. Its 2 am, she’s far from home (that was on him) and she’d desperate for a ride. Only problem is this guy has no game and fucked up big time. I guarantee like 45% of all taxi drivers have gotten a BJ before while on the job, its just about playing it right by laying down the right lines of dialogue like my man Fake Taxi Porn Guy. “I hope you don’t mind me saying but you’re smoking hot with a fantastic pair of tits”- She begins to giggle and calls you a perv but guess what all guys are perv so she doesn’t pull out pepper spray immediately. “Tell you what, you flash me and ill give you the ride for free”- she says omg are you serious and you tell her how far away she is from home and how much its gonna cost her. She agrees and then boom. You follow in Fake Taxi’s foot steps, stop the car and tell her you want to bang her and if she doesn’t you’re gonna release the video of her flashing her titties in the hidden camera you have. It always works like that on Fake taxi. You tell her its gonna be fun and she gets a free car ride. Its 3 am and its worth it. He slowly wears you down till she says yes. This guy in DC just drove her into a different county and said suck my dick or walk. That approach isn’t gonna work. Any of you Taxi Drivers or Uber drivers I implore you to test out Fake Taxi’s method of banging your passengers. I’ve never seen it not work.
Works 100% of the time according to Fake Taxi.