KAT, you son of a bitch. I don’t want to come off as a hater and i never wanted to write this blog because i didn’t want people to steal my ideas, but as cool as Karl-Anthony Towns shoes are, they’re just shoes that get air brushed on.
All very dope. Hats off to Adam Silver for being the smartest commissioner for letting athletes wear custom kicks. Happy Athletes, massive TV deals, athletes who get millions. But as much as those shoes are dope to look at, what I want is something special which is why im forced with a gun to my head to write this blog. Because if some mother fucker copies my idea I mean rip those shoes right off their feet so fast those ankles wont know what hit em.
So lets start off with the base, gotta be Jordan 11’s. Very classic dope Jordan. Now this is where i need like Shoe Surgeon or someone to really do their thing. The Jumpman Jordan is gonna be removed, instead give me a silhouette of Eleven with the bloody nose. That alone is dope. The 23 in the back, 11, the front nylon that say Jumpman Jordan, red stitching Stranger Things. The white part of the sole, switch is out black with the speckled white/grey so it looks like the upside down. The underside, a demogorgon ready to eat someones face off. So dope. We’re not here just painting shit on shoes. We’re creating a masterpiece here. But now that it’s out there I gotta be vigilant as shit and now i gotta set aside like 5 grand to actually get these shoes made. Its my ideas. I had it first. Anyone after this point that makes a Stranger Things shoes is just plain biting KAT and my style.
GIVE IT TO ME NETFLIX! Stranger Things has become like a top 3 show for me. I just love it. The 80’s nostalgia, the adventure, and the friendships. I normally get freaked out by anything spooky related but I’ve honestly never had more fun watching a show ever. Like comedies get me laughing but I’ve never been taken for a ride quite like in Stranger Things. Breaking Bad was phenomenal television and I loved going down rabbit holes making guesses watching it conclude perfectly the way it should. But Stranger Things was just genuine fun. Eleven is the baddest bitch out there. Seriously. I think technically if we were to mash fictional worlds she could be on the level of the Phoenix Force in X-Men and probably would replace that bitch Scarlet Witch in the Avengers. That’s a Bad Bitch, and I hope to god they bring her back some how for season 2, I don’t believe she’s dead. Part of me thinks, she’s like relegated herself into the Upside Down so the Demogorgon will stop bothering Mike Wheeler and his friends. So selfless of her. Love the mysteriousness of the episode titles as well. Off the top of my head the one I’m looking forward to the most for some reason is The Pumpkin Patch. I don’t know why, but i kinda just like pumpkin patches. It’s old school, this is old school, the look of a typical pumpkin patch is kinda cool. I don’t know I just like it. It’s the third episode of the season and last season episode three was when Barb was in the Upside Down puking demogorgon cum about to get eaten while Nancy bangs Steve Harrington, which by the way I would like to see the turn out of his character after he abandons his asshole friends, They did the light thing to communicate with Will, etc. Everything popped off in Episode 3 the first season so I’m hoping its the same for this next season.
If you haven’t seen it yet, Stranger Things is the hottest show on Netflix for the summer. Now normally, I hate scary shit or any bit of a thriller. Most of the movies that are referenced I’ve only seen once and never again cause I hate that shit because I’m a pussy. Stranger Things however, if it were an 8 hour movie, Id sit in theaters and watch it opening night. I pretty much did that except it was at home on the bed with a gun in my hand and blanket tucked up to my eyeballs in fear a demogorgon was going to take me to The Upside-Down and eat me. And since, I’ve watched it like 2 more times, each with the same fear and love. I don’t know maybe I just love the 80’s because it was such a special unique time period where people were so hopeful for the future and more advanced than the past, and weren’t ruined by technology. Great time.
Anyways, this guy Ulysse Thevenon made a super cut of Stranger Things and A lot of the classic 70’s/80’s movie that are classics. Pretty spot on when all the reviews are saying it’s like Steven Spielberg meets Stephen King with some 80s mixed in between. A love letter to the supernatural classics of the 80’s is the best way it’s being described and with this supercut, you kinda see why. Simple scenes like riding a bike in a police chase seems like iconic 80’s because of things like E.T. Kinda crazy how they took major elements from all the cult classics and instead of making a blatant rip off, they took all of it and made a refreshing, awesome, unique T.V. Gonna probably binge it again this weekend and I’m gonna love every second of it.