A Company Has Taken It Upon Itself To Create An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator

Emojibator- Your favorite emoji just became your favorite sex toy! Since the eggplant emoji has penetrated your texting conversations, it has been a definitive sex symbol. With Emojibator, we aim to make masturbation fun, easy, and accessible. Whether you're looking for self pleasure, a playful and perfect gift, or embracing the inner vegan, the Emojibator will certainly please. The Emojibator is a high quality, silicone and waterproof vibrating dildo for personal use. Cycle through 10 amazing vibration settings to find perfect comfort and pleasure. Sexting with yourself is an act that can become even more delightful with the perfect vibrator...finally you can enhance your sexual experience with the sleek eggplant emoji. Designed with love in Philadelphia, PA. Go f*ck yourself. Literally.

Emojibator- Your favorite emoji just became your favorite sex toy!
Since the eggplant emoji has penetrated your texting conversations, it has been a definitive sex symbol. With Emojibator, we aim to make masturbation fun, easy, and accessible. Whether you’re looking for self pleasure, a playful and perfect gift, or embracing the inner vegan, the Emojibator will certainly please.
The Emojibator is a high quality, silicone and waterproof vibrating dildo for personal use. Cycle through 10 amazing vibration settings to find perfect comfort and pleasure.
Sexting with yourself is an act that can become even more delightful with the perfect vibrator…finally you can enhance your sexual experience with the sleek eggplant emoji. Designed with love in Philadelphia, PA.
Go f*ck yourself. Literally.

I’ve said it a billion times that I’m not a novelty guy. They don’t stand the test of time because other companies just do it better and it’s usually just a ploy to make more money. I need good old fashion power sometimes. I don’t want an electric motor just because it’s what’s hot in the streets right now. I want a good old fashioned V8 that burns non-replenishable fossil fuel. Why get an eggplant emoji vibrator that’ll probably break down after a few goes when I can get a tried and true Hitatchi wand or a nice veiny 10 inch dildo that would frighten away you’re casual promiscuous girl. But hey, that’s just me and my preference. If I were to put myself in the mind of a girl I guess I wouldn’t mind getting one. I mean first off it just looks like the Eggplant Emoji. Nothing really about it screams “Hey look at me! I’m a sex toy!” so that’s a nice plus in case you have nosy room mates. And I’m not gonna lie, from the pornos I’ve seen research online those Hitachi wands look like a god damn production. I feel like they have to be plugged into those special high voltage wall sockets like for washing machines or dryers. No human should have that much electricity coursing through an object inside them. Especially when there’s a strong chance of it getting wet. These gotta be a bit of a blow to your common guy sexter though. Next time you fire off a “🍆💦?” text she can just say she’s got that handled and send you a pic of the eggplant emoji just to be clever and cute.

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