
Unilad– ShireCraft is the result of five years, 1500 players, and hundreds of builds. There’s even a working railway system, which is ridiculous in the best possible way.
Crazy, right? They’ve even got their own set of rules and regulations – hell, you even have to apply to join – this is a proper, thriving virtual community, and they’ll have none of your nonsense.
Of course, don’t expect to be able to just jump in and start building giant Minecraft dicks wherever you want in ShireCraft. Small projects must be built in the wilderness, at least 100 blocks away from other creations, while large projects actually need approval from a staff member.
The Shire Transit Authority will maintain all rail lines and highways connecting between cities. Please do not build any rail lines or highways without their consent or supervision. Specific standards have to be met and the STA is the only team qualified to do so. Contact STA Director Andy if you have questions or wish to set up an appointment with your local STA representative.
Honestly, you should check out their Wiki page because it’s seriously in-depth. I guess you can’t build such an impressive world without implementing a few rules.
Take a look at a video tour of one of ShireCraft’s most impressive cities below.
The very very obvious thing to do is to call all 1500 of these people fucking losers and nerds. No way in any sane persons mind should you build and entire city on some online made up virtual world expansive enough to include TWELVE functioning railway stations. You don’t have a life if you can do all of that, you just can’t. Have any of you ever played this shit? It takes so god damn long just to build a one room building. You gotta go look for materials and shit and turn them into actual construction materials all for the purpose of having some fake virtual game house that sucks and serves no purpose. Are there competitions for this shit where people will give you thousands to build the best land or something? Cause I got bored of this shit in 10 minutes after having to watch a block guy just hitting trees mindlessly. There’s no reason that anyone should play for that long even, none the less for FIVE years unless you’re a god damn loser nerd.
But that’s the low hanging fruit. I’m not gonna call this small population of people losers. But you know what I would really want to do? I want to hop on this server and just DESTROY everything. Cause chaos because sometimes cities can’t be perfect forever. I’m sure Detroit was beautiful at one point in time with their music halls and architecture, well I want to be this fake cities economic turmoil. That plus natural disaster. Imagine being one of those people who’s fingers are most likely crippled from clicking the computer mouse for 5 years straight and then night comes and all your hard work is destroyed beyond repair. I’ll tell you what, they might be losers for wanting to build an extravagant digital block city, but the amount of joy I’m envisioning in my head destroying it all kinda makes me a lunatic as well.