Poor fella. Just trying to live among humans living day by day picking off food that gets scattered all over the ground but got a little too ambitious this one time. Probably thought he had a clear window of time to get the entire pot of chicken tikka masala all to him self. Make away scot free while other scrub birds pick from the bones. Its one of those things where you’re so in over your head you don’t even remember where you fucked up but one second you’re a white seagull and the next you’re orange and you look like a Dr. Seuss character. The main orange is gone but if you ever fucked with curry you know that poor birds skin is still orangey yellow and that smell will stick with him for awhile.