Thats the first thing that comes to mind? I tell ya, some things that people do when they dont judge a situation and think things through make awful decisions. That didn’t needed to be said really but honestly Bomb scare almost never crosses my mind as an exit strategy. When it comes to a massive vat of chocolate how is the instinct not to just jump in? No ones first strategy should be something that can get them arrested. But also just staring into a bowl of pure chocolate. You’ll get sick from it probably but if you want to get fired, you gotta sink ur face right in there or something. I would seriously try to venture into getting naked and cannon balling into a pool of chocolate. In my head it would be like Chocolate boy from Hey Arnold When he goes to the Chocolate Factory and dives right in.
just doing backstrokes in some pure milk chocolate and when your boss rolls around and you pop ur head out, you’re bound to be fired.
P.s- The guy could just not go to work and get fired.