Monthly Archives: June 2015

Tampa Bay Lightning Shut out the Rangers 2-0 at MSG. Heading to the Stanley Cup Final

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As a Panthers fan I hate seeing it but as a Florida person im glad to see the other Florida hockey team going to the finals by running though the Original Six none the less. Now i believed that Tampa was a good team from the beginning, but didn’t think they would be THAT good. Thought you would need more experience to even get that far but I can explain Tampa i think a bit

1.) TBs good but i think its also more of NYR have kinda not showed up much this playoffs. Most goals throughout the season but in the playoffs couldn’t lead by more than 1 goal the entire playoffs except for 2 games. Take all goals they scored all season and subtract all of Rick Nash’s cause he was transparent this whole playoffs, and you have a team that sits maybe 3rd or 4th in their respective standing. 

2.) Tampa had the better more effective defense 1 though 6.

3.) Rangers missing a top line player in Matt Zuccarello. Concussions are no fucking joke. Apparently he could remember how to speak for weeks after getting a puck to the head from his own Captain McDonaugh.

4.) Tampa bay has Russians on offense, those are scoring wizards, cant trust them on defense or as a captain at all but they do score a lot

5.) Ben Bishop is not a great goal tender but he’s fucking huge, Can’t get past him if he has his angles right. Gotta really play the wide surface of the ice with skill then he’s like the Grand Canyon.

6.) Henrik Lundqvist was given the options of good looks or Stanly cup, obvious which one he picked.

7.) I really like Detroit because of their history but they kinda prove you need good two way players (Not Ovechkin) because Datsyuk and Zetterberg are some of the best 2 way players in the world and they were the closest to cutting Tampa off because they eliminated Stamkos from the game. The ONLY goal Stamkos scored in detroit/lightning was the one second during a line change where Datsyuk was off the ice.

8.) Montreal was a pretty undisciplined team and russians suck at defense (looking at you, Emelin, you diving jabroni.)

9.) Its the Scotty Bowman effect. Anything he touches turns to gold. Taught Yzerman how to put together a winning team.

10.) Gods asking me to go to a Finals game in Tampa.

11.)Tyler Johnson. kids 5’9 and started out undrafted. NHL teams have kinda always overlooked the small guys and just now you’re seeing smaller guys like a kane or a Johnny gaudreau become scoring machines. Must be like an optical illusion on the ice with their size. Tyler Johnson pretty much was a younger Marty St. Louis with out the calf muscle weight of a charging bull and now Marty got himself traded to NY while his former team in Tampa is going to the finals.

12.) On that same note NY media just i think just drives players crazy. 3 lightning players were Rangers last year including their former captain and now they’re blossoming. like 3/5 New York knicks got traded to the Cavs are in the NBA finals now. Playing in NY is a battle of attrition from being a big city target and the NY media wearing you down. 

13.) Gary Bettmans trying to make it Tampa/Ducks to expand hockey in warm weather states. Arizona is bound for a cup run and the Rangers, Kings, and Blackhawks traded their future to them. Arizona’s gonna make a run for the cup within the next 8 years, book it.

Thats all I got. Stanley Cup Final starts on Wednesday with Tampa having early home Ice advantage.

You’re TV show must suck if it was bad enough to make the Pope give up TV forever.

(NEWSER) – If the Vatican has a water cooler, Pope Francis is decidedly not the guy spouting off Monday morning about last night's Game of Thrones: As NBC News reports via an extensive interview with Argentina's La Voz del Pueblo, the pontiff says he hasn't watched the boob tube since the night of July 15, 1990, when he decided

(NEWSER) – If the Vatican has a water cooler, Pope Francis is decidedly not the guy spouting off Monday morning about last night’s Game of Thrones: As NBC News reports via an extensive interview with Argentina’s La Voz del Pueblo, the pontiff says he hasn’t watched the boob tube since the night of July 15, 1990, when he decided “it’s not for me” and vowed to not watch anymore. That vow comes at the cost of not watching his beloved San Lorenzo soccer team; but Francis says one of his Swiss guards gives him the low-down on the latest scores and standings.
Two things he does miss since becoming pope: “The tranquility of walking the streets. Or going to a pizzeria to eat a good pizza.” Surely, his interviewer asks, the Vatican could score delivery? “Yes,” he says, “but it’s not the same.”

Can you imagine that? One day you’re scrolling though the channels maybe even scrolling through Netflix and you find a show thats so god damn awful that it just pushes you over the edge and decide not to watch TV anymore. ANYMORE. Poor Pope Francis never got to fully experience Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, All of HBO’s premium programming. Gave it all up in the 90’s when Technology and television were about to fucking change the world’s productivity rate. And most of all his beloved San Lorenzo soccer team. Why not give up TV except for all your favorite sports team? Let me give you an out, Pope Francis. You throw all of your support and readership into this Florida based blog and I’ll officially become the Western most San Lorenzo F.C based blogger out there. Want a little taste of what thats like? You got it.

SAN LORENZO TOPS QUILMES. DOMINATES PRIMERA A WITH 31 POINTS.

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San Lorenzo tops Quilmes 2-1. Beautiful goals by Hector Villalba and Waler Benitez! 2 yellow cards for Villalba and Mercier. Next match they soccer with those losers Belgrano on Saturday and im predicting 3-1 with 2 soccer goals from Cauteruccio! Book it!

There you go, Pope. There’s plenty more of that sweet soccer Futbol action if you put your support behind me. Go San Lorenzo!

p.s- I went on IMDB to find out what show sucked that much. After looking at IMDB’s top shows of the 90’s, the only thing i could find (the first thing i could find because i didnt want to look anymore) that matched that date was “In Living Color- Season 1, Ep. 11” The 6.6 Rating speaks for itself. Screen Shot 2015-06-01 at 5.48.41 PM

 

P.P.S- I would miss having pizza too. Don’t know what slices of Argentinian pizzas are like but a nice tranquil walk along the beach staring at all the latina chicks in thongs on the beach grabbing a quick slice and a cold drink on a hot summer day sounds like something i would miss too.

People aren’t happy with a Radio DJ who murdered a Rabbit live on air.

(NEWSER) – A Danish radio DJ chose a controversial way of drawing attention to what he sees as the flawed debate over animal welfare: He hit a 9-week-old rabbit named Allan three times with an iron bicycle pump while on the air Monday, then wrung its neck. Later, Asger Juhl of Radio24syv ate it for dinner. Angry listeners have since called for a boycott of the station, and much worse for Juhl himself, reports the BBC. "I did it to show the hypocrisy in the debate," he says. "Many people are outraged by what I did, at the same time many of these people will eat meat. And when they eat meat, an animal will die." Juhl says he consulted with Aalborg Zoo on a humane way to kill rabbits and was told it used an "iron stick." The zookeeper "hits several baby rabbits every week [to feed] the snakes," Juhl explains, per the Local. His employer is unapologetic. The New York Times quotes station editor-in-chief Jorgen Ramskov as saying the rabbit "was taken good care of, it had a nice life, and it was killed in a decent way." Animals endure "horrific suffering on their way to our dinner tables … without it invoking any strong reactions or calls for boycott," a station rep tells Sky News. Perhaps fueling the outcry on social media, per the Times: The station posted two videos on its Facebook page: a 20-second clip showing Juhl cradling and petting a very-alive Allan, and a 10-second clip showing what the station described as pieces of Allan, cooking in a pan. Those two parts are important, argued the station in a Facebook post yesterday. "We knew that we would be accused of provocation. But it is not an empty provocation; the presenters of the program ate the animal after killing it." (It's not the first controversial animal killing in Denmark.)

(NEWSER) – A Danish radio DJ chose a controversial way of drawing attention to what he sees as the flawed debate over animal welfare: He hit a 9-week-old rabbit named Allan three times with an iron bicycle pump while on the air Monday, then wrung its neck. Later, Asger Juhl of Radio24syv ate it for dinner. Angry listeners have since called for a boycott of the station, and much worse for Juhl himself, reports the BBC. “I did it to show the hypocrisy in the debate,” he says. “Many people are outraged by what I did, at the same time many of these people will eat meat. And when they eat meat, an animal will die.” Juhl says he consulted with Aalborg Zoo on a humane way to kill rabbits and was told it used an “iron stick.” The zookeeper “hits several baby rabbits every week [to feed] the snakes,” Juhl explains, per the Local.
His employer is unapologetic. The New York Times quotes station editor-in-chief Jorgen Ramskov as saying the rabbit “was taken good care of, it had a nice life, and it was killed in a decent way.” Animals endure “horrific suffering on their way to our dinner tables … without it invoking any strong reactions or calls for boycott,” a station rep tells Sky News. Perhaps fueling the outcry on social media, per the Times: The station posted two videos on its Facebook page: a 20-second clip showing Juhl cradling and petting a very-alive Allan, and a 10-second clip showing what the station described as pieces of Allan, cooking in a pan. Those two parts are important, argued the station in a Facebook post yesterday. “We knew that we would be accused of provocation. But it is not an empty provocation; the presenters of the program ate the animal after killing it.” (It’s not the first controversial animal killing in Denmark.)

When i turn on Power 96 in the morning i want to hear some shitty hip hop song to see what the kids are listening to these days. What i dont want to hear is a god damn 3 month old bunny’s death rattle. Listen i get your argument, Asger Juhl. Animals die to make food on the table. The difference is im not murdering them. Some one else does the dirty deed and I in return pay them for having their blood on their hands. And what the fuck is with the bike pump? I wanna say the idea is to pump air until their kinda high? Part of me thinks he inflated the rabbit’s insides until they dont work anymore? I dont know and thats why i dont go around killing rabbits on live air. Kinda think he shoulda just hit it in the head when the poor guy wasnt looking. Hope that rabbit dinner was good, Asger. Cause one day that image of the poor bunny’s eyes glossing over is gonna eat away at your soul probably.