You’re TV show must suck if it was bad enough to make the Pope give up TV forever.

(NEWSER) – If the Vatican has a water cooler, Pope Francis is decidedly not the guy spouting off Monday morning about last night's Game of Thrones: As NBC News reports via an extensive interview with Argentina's La Voz del Pueblo, the pontiff says he hasn't watched the boob tube since the night of July 15, 1990, when he decided

(NEWSER) – If the Vatican has a water cooler, Pope Francis is decidedly not the guy spouting off Monday morning about last night’s Game of Thrones: As NBC News reports via an extensive interview with Argentina’s La Voz del Pueblo, the pontiff says he hasn’t watched the boob tube since the night of July 15, 1990, when he decided “it’s not for me” and vowed to not watch anymore. That vow comes at the cost of not watching his beloved San Lorenzo soccer team; but Francis says one of his Swiss guards gives him the low-down on the latest scores and standings.
Two things he does miss since becoming pope: “The tranquility of walking the streets. Or going to a pizzeria to eat a good pizza.” Surely, his interviewer asks, the Vatican could score delivery? “Yes,” he says, “but it’s not the same.”

Can you imagine that? One day you’re scrolling though the channels maybe even scrolling through Netflix and you find a show thats so god damn awful that it just pushes you over the edge and decide not to watch TV anymore. ANYMORE. Poor Pope Francis never got to fully experience Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, All of HBO’s premium programming. Gave it all up in the 90’s when Technology and television were about to fucking change the world’s productivity rate. And most of all his beloved San Lorenzo soccer team. Why not give up TV except for all your favorite sports team? Let me give you an out, Pope Francis. You throw all of your support and readership into this Florida based blog and I’ll officially become the Western most San Lorenzo F.C based blogger out there. Want a little taste of what thats like? You got it.

SAN LORENZO TOPS QUILMES. DOMINATES PRIMERA A WITH 31 POINTS.

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San Lorenzo tops Quilmes 2-1. Beautiful goals by Hector Villalba and Waler Benitez! 2 yellow cards for Villalba and Mercier. Next match they soccer with those losers Belgrano on Saturday and im predicting 3-1 with 2 soccer goals from Cauteruccio! Book it!

There you go, Pope. There’s plenty more of that sweet soccer Futbol action if you put your support behind me. Go San Lorenzo!

p.s- I went on IMDB to find out what show sucked that much. After looking at IMDB’s top shows of the 90’s, the only thing i could find (the first thing i could find because i didnt want to look anymore) that matched that date was “In Living Color- Season 1, Ep. 11” The 6.6 Rating speaks for itself. Screen Shot 2015-06-01 at 5.48.41 PM

 

P.P.S- I would miss having pizza too. Don’t know what slices of Argentinian pizzas are like but a nice tranquil walk along the beach staring at all the latina chicks in thongs on the beach grabbing a quick slice and a cold drink on a hot summer day sounds like something i would miss too.

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