Drunk Guy Hops A Ride On A Swimming Moose

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Pretty awesome. Being in the vast wilderness landscape of the lesser known America probably crushing an awesome wilderness weekend with your boys. Finding a god damn behemoth of a creature like a moose swimming across crystal blue lakes. You know you gotta conquer that bad boy like you’re Teddy Roosevelt or something. Maybe formed a bond with a special creature in the wilderness. Great time. Unless of course, you just nearly broke that motherfuckers back and theres a strong chance he wants to buck your ass and stomp you to death with his massive moose feet. In that case its pretty messed up to hop on his back and potentially drown him in water. I’d stick with the 1st story though.

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