This Lady Who Can Limbo Underneath A Car Is A Freak.

By far the weirdest thing to pursue when you’re 14 years old. I mean i know when we’re young we have higher aspirations. When I was young I wanted to be a paleontologist. Fucking weird looking back at it now. I got an A+ in Earth Science and thought from there I could find ancient T-Rex bones. That career path would lead to at least some nobel prize or something (maybe I should of stuck with that career path). Becoming a professional limbo dancer and excelling at it is a whole new level of aspirations. Its like the biggest niche market in the world. No one wants to see the limbo dancer go low at parties. They want to see the limbo dancer with the bar set comparatively a mile higher than this lady’s usual routine, and knock that shit down and then everyone laughs and cheers and drinks. Limbo lady here is about as useful as a quick instagram video to show your buddies, after that, her job sucks and is useless.

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