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Vid2019-06-26T20:19:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2019/03/13/ucf-ranked-number-2-for-most-students-with-sugar-daddies/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/screen-shot-2019-03-13-at-2.17.24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2019-03-13 at 2.17.24 PMORLANDO, Fla. - The University of Central Florida took the No. 2 spot on SeekingArrangement's list of the "Fastest Growing Sugar Babies Schools" in the nation. More than 2.5 million of the 20 million users of the sugar daddy dating site are American college students who receive an average monthly allowance of $3,000 from their partners, according to the study. Of that total, UCF students take more than 1,000 of those spots. 2019-03-13T18:44:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2019/03/13/ex-navy-seal-shows-captain-america-chris-evans-his-captain-america-fake-ball-tribute/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tenor.giftenorhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/10769480-6789079-image-a-35_1552108269898.jpg10769480-6789079-image-a-35_1552108269898https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/10769478-6789079-image-a-34_1552108267048.jpg10769478-6789079-image-a-34_1552108267048Hollywood’s version of Captain America met a real life version on Capitol Hill this week. Chris Evans, the blockbuster actor who plays the comic book hero in Marvel’s Avengers series, was pictured with House Rep. Dan Crenshaw on Friday. But Crenshaw, the Texas Republican who lost an eye during combat service in Afghanistan, had a surprise in store for Evans - a glass eye with the famous Captain America logo. ‘When Captain America sees your Captain America glass eye,’ Crenshaw tweeted on Friday.2019-03-13T17:47:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2019/01/22/much-like-boxing-twitter-jurassic-world-dinosaur-twitter-is-quick-to-tell-you-whats-right-or-wrong-about-what-isnt-a-dinosaur/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-6.03.27-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 6.03.27 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.41.59-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.41.59 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.15.27-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.15.27 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.15.11-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.15.11 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.14.52-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.14.52 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.14.29-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.14.29 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.14.13-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.14.13 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.14.03-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.14.03 pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-22-at-5.13.51-pm.pngscreen shot 2019-01-22 at 5.13.51 pm2019-01-22T23:06:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2019/01/22/all-the-london-eels-have-a-major-coke-problem-also-theyre-getting-peed-on/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/jan-22-2019-16-45-46.gifjan-22-2019 16-45-46https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/22869.jpg22869New York Post - Londoners are taking so much cocaine that it has seeped into the city’s famous River Thames, new research by King’s College London has discovered, prompting concerns over what it is doing to the river’s wildlife. A team of scientists at the university studied wastewater that’s entering into the Thames from nearby sewers during storms and found easily detectable traces of the class A drug within 24 hours of the overflow, the Independent reports. “Increases in caffeine, cocaine and benzoylecgonine [a metabolite] were observed 24 hours after sewer overflow events,” King’s College London researchers said in a paper that detailed their findings, according to the Evening Standard. Compared to other major cities, the level of cocaine entering London’s water system — likely through users’ urine — is much higher, stoking fears that it may be affecting the eels that live in the Thames.2019-01-22T21:58:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2019/01/22/having-to-pay-4k-for-anal-is-outrageous-especially-when-youre-the-one-receiving/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-23-at-2.39.20-PM.pngScreen Shot 2018-12-23 at 2.39.20 PM The idea of a government-ordered medical procedure for such a common offense surprised defense lawyers here and national experts in medical and legal ethics. “It’s crazy. It’s over the top, by far,” said Hermann Walz, a longtime criminal attorney and professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice. “You’re looking for marijuana and cocaine? It’s extreme. If they wanted to cut him open and look at his stomach, that would be OK, too?” Critics say the cops, the judge and hospital may have violated the civil rights of the suspect, subjected him to medical risk, and exposed the city and the hospital to a lawsuit. “The whole thing is cuckoo nuts to me,” said the suspect’s defense lawyer, Charles Keller. “What country are we living in?” So, was it worth the risk? The X-ray was right. The scope found no drugs. And when they were done, St. Joe’s sent the suspect a bill for $4,595.12.2019-01-22T21:00:40+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/12/23/was-live-free-or-die-hard-a-forgotten-movie-this-guy-inadvertently-pulled-a-john-mcclane-at-the-wheel/2018-12-23T19:34:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/08/29/i-dont-want-to-bring-up-2nd-amendment-rights-but-dan-bilzarian-celebrating-his-armenian-citizenship-by-launching-a-bazooka-is-kinda-awesome/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/aug-29-2018-18-05-35.gifAug-29-2018 18-05-35The Blast - Dan Bilzerian was so excited about his new citizenship that he celebrated with a party popper in the form of a gigantic bazooka. The Instagram party boy just received his citizenship in Armenia, along with his brother Adam. The head of the Aremnian visa and passport office, Mnatsakan Bichakhchyan confirmed that “Dan and Adam Bilzerian brothers are participating in the oath ceremony on the occasion of receiving an Armenian citizenship.” Bilzerian also reportedly signed up for military service, which is required of all male Armenian citizens. To celebrate, he went out into the desert and fired off some heavy artillery, including a machine gun and a bazooka.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/4f7ad4d500000578-0-image-m-5_1535506594031.jpg4F7AD4D500000578-0-image-m-5_15355065940312018-08-29T22:27:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/08/29/i-dont-want-to-sully-the-good-name-of-love-but-no-chance-this-surfer-heart-attack-first-date-wasnt-staged/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-29-at-2-25-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-08-29 at 2.25.17 PMDM - A doctor 'kissed' her partner for the first time - as she performed life-saving CPR after he collapsed during their first date on a California beach. Anesthesiologist Andi Traynor, 45, was on her first official date with Max Montgomery, 56, when he collapsed after a morning of surfing. Mr Montgomery, a tech content creator, had felt a burning sensation in his chest while paddling but didn't realize anything was wrong until he began to feel exhausted after he left the water. Dr Traynor, of Palo Alto, California, was shocked as she watched Mr Montgomery collapse on Capitola Beach, Santa Cruz, and couldn't find her new flame's pulse when she turned him over. The mom-of-two immediately began to perform CPR on Mr Montgomery, of Santa Cruz, California, with the help of passersbys. Within seven minutes, an ambulance had arrived and stretchered Mr Montgomery off the beach before reviving him using a defibrillator on route to Dominican Hospital. Doctors determined that Mr Montgomery had suffered a heart attack and he had a number of blockages of his coronary artery.2018-08-29T20:55:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/08/08/the-poppy-seed-bagel-strikes-again/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/aug-08-2018-14-07-06.gifAug-08-2018 14-07-06WSVN- TOWSON, Md. (AP) — A Maryland woman has discovered that eating a poppy seed bagel before giving birth carries serious consequences. Elizabeth Eden told WBAL-TV in Baltimore she was in labor in April when a doctor told her she had tested positive for opiates. The test result meant Eden’s daughter had to stay in the hospital for five days while her mother was assigned a case worker. Eden said she had learned in a school health class that eating poppy seeds could cause a false positive. “I said, ‘Well, can you test me again? And I ate a poppy seed bagel this morning for breakfast,’ and [the doctor] said, ‘No, you’ve been reported to the state,'” Eden recalled to the news outlet. After acknowledging the bagel defense, the case worker closed Eden’s file. The Federal Institute for Risk Assessment writes that until food manufacturers reduce morphine levels in poppy seeds, it advises against excessive consumption, particularly during pregnancy.2018-08-08T18:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/07/25/china-just-cant-handle-doing-hollywood-most-expensive-chinese-movie-bombed-hard/2018-07-25T20:14:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/07/25/im-already-down-on-aquaman-based-off-of-a-1-second-clip-from-the-trailer/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/shark-nose.gifShark nose2018-07-25T17:30:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/07/18/mother-nature-might-just-hate-if-you-if-you-get-speared-by-the-winds/2018-07-18T20:00:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/06/27/theyre-holding-xxxtentacions-funeral-inside-the-bbt-center/2018-06-27T17:21:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/06/15/ooooh-the-weather-outside-is-weather-paul-rudd-surf-instructor-kunu-voice/2018-06-15T15:23:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/06/15/i-dont-know-if-i-could-take-a-teacher-seriously-if-her-name-was-ms-sprinkles-also-she-had-sex-with-a-student/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/kayla-sprinkles-sex-with-students.jpgkayla-sprinkles-sex-with-studentsNew York Post - A North Carolina teacher reportedly fled town when she learned on social media that she was charged for having sex with a student, according to officials. Kayla Sprinkles, 26, was indicted by a grand jury on sexual assault charges June 4 after allegations surfaced that she was sexually involved with a student in the Cherokee County schools system, news station WPVI reported. The Andrews High School teacher’s relationship with the student allegedly occurred from December 2016 to April 2017, according to the Clay County Progress. Sprinkles fled the county after news of the indictment hit social media, authorities said. She ultimately turned herself in June 7 to the Mecklenburg County Detention Center, where she was released on $25,000 bond. She is set to appear next in Cherokee County Superior Court on July 2.2018-06-15T14:56:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/05/23/jet-li-has-been-suffering-from-hyperthyroidism-and-its-got-him-down-baaaaaaaaddd/2018-05-23T22:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/04/25/nick-chan-is-just-beating-the-legal-system-to-the-point-where-he-might-be-calgarys-most-nefarious-criminal/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/nick-chan-1.pngnick-chan-12018-04-25T20:48:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/03/14/screen-rants-thoroughbreds/2018-03-14T18:12:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/02/21/strippers-attending-funerals-in-china-is-being-frowned-upon-by-the-chinese-government/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ricks-cabaret-austin.jpgRicks-Cabaret-AustinNational Post- The practice of hiring funeral strippers in rural China faces tighter curbs after the government announced cash rewards for people who report them to a special hotline. The ministry of culture said it was targeting “striptease” and other “obscene, pornographic, and vulgar performances” at funerals, weddings and traditional new year public gatherings. Authorities started clamping down on the practice in 2006 and began a second campaign in 2015. The latest is focused on 19 cities in the provinces of Henan, Anhui, Jiangsu and Hebei, the ministry said on its website, which also gave the hotline number. Communities in rural China reportedly believe such shows enourage bigger attendances at funerals in order to honour the dead and bring them good fortune. The media has blamed it on increasing materialism as the country opens up to the West, while experts say the shows pay tribute to fertility. The Global Times reported that rural households were showing off their disposable incomes by hiring “actors, singers, comedians, and – most recently, strippers – to comfort the bereaved and entertain the mourners”. 2018-02-21T21:19:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/02/21/a-lost-in-space-series-is-coming-to-netflix/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/feb-21-2018-11-19-10.gifFeb-21-2018 11-19-102018-02-21T20:47:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/02/19/hogzilla-is-a-behemoth-i-would-not-want-to-run-into-in-a-back-alley/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/screen-shot-2018-02-18-at-2-44-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-02-18 at 2.44.05 PM2018-02-19T15:21:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/31/as-octavia-spencer-plans-on-buying-out-a-screening-of-black-panther-for-underserved-communities-i-too-want-to-buy-out-a-screening-except-to-keep-people-out-of-the-theater/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-31-at-6-09-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-31 at 6.09.39 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-31-at-6-09-25-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-31 at 6.09.25 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/image.jpgimageOctavia Spencer is bringing her own brand of super-heroism to Black Panther. The Academy Award-winning actress announced on Instagram on Wednesday that she plans to buy out a movie theatre in Mississippi, where she will be when the film opens, to offer screenings to underserved communities. “I will be in MS when this movie opens. I think I will buy out a theatre in an underserved community there to ensure that all our brown children can see themselves as a superhero. I will let you know where and when Mississippi. Stay tuned. #KingsAndQueensWillRise,” she captioned an Instagram post that featured an image promoting the film, Spencer previously bought out screenings of Hidden Figures in low-income neighborhoods in Los Angeles to ensure those that could not afford to see the inspiring film would be able to have the chance. Many of her Hidden Figures costars then followed suit. Black Panther hits theaters on Feb. 16.2018-01-31T23:49:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/31/gotta-love-people-donating-their-items-to-goodwill-including-their-grenade-launchers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-31-at-3-37-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-31 at 3.37.27 PMBRADENTON, Fla. (WSVN) — Among a load of donated items, employees at a north Florida Goodwill found a grenade launcher loaded with a live grenade, deputies said. According to the Bradenton Herald, employees at Goodwill’s Bargain Barn in Sarasota discovered the loaded weapon among items from a Bradenton store shipment on Sunday. When employees at the Bradenton location did not know what the donated item was, they decided to send it to their Bargain Barn location. Workers at the second location called the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office about the weapon. Deputies told the Herald they disposed of the active grenade by putting into one of the sheriff’s office Hazmat lockers, while the grenade launcher went into the department’s property room.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/tumblr_olt6rgqq7w1riwsy8o1_500.pngtumblr_olt6rgqq7w1riwsy8o1_500BRADENTON, Fla. (WSVN) — Among a load of donated items, employees at a north Florida Goodwill found a grenade launcher loaded with a live grenade, deputies said. According to the Bradenton Herald, employees at Goodwill’s Bargain Barn in Sarasota discovered the loaded weapon among items from a Bradenton store shipment on Sunday. When employees at the Bradenton location did not know what the donated item was, they decided to send it to their Bargain Barn location. Workers at the second location called the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office about the weapon. Deputies told the Herald they disposed of the active grenade by putting into one of the sheriff’s office Hazmat lockers, while the grenade launcher went into the department’s property room.2018-01-31T22:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/30/they-dropped-the-new-ant-man-and-the-wasp-trailer/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-30-at-5-53-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-30 at 5.53.33 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jan-30-2018-11-16-21.gifJan-30-2018 11-16-21https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jan-30-2018-17-54-33.gifJan-30-2018 17-54-33https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-30-at-5-48-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-30 at 5.48.58 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jan-30-2018-17-46-01.gifJan-30-2018 17-46-01https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-30-at-5-46-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-30 at 5.46.36 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-30-at-5-41-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-30 at 5.41.29 PM2018-01-30T23:12:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/30/i-am-insulted-by-andrew-zimmerns-take-on-frozen-hot-chocolate-for-the-super-bowl/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ice-cream.gifice creamhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jan-30-2018-15-34-44.gifJan-30-2018 15-34-44https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/71bsri2mel-_sy355_.jpg71+BSrI2MeL._SY355_https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-30-at-3-28-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-30 at 3.28.34 PM2018-01-30T21:20:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/30/there-was-a-theft-in-spain-that-featured-nothing-but-oranges/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/s088952736.jpgOranges in Cars(CNN) — Take a look at this photo. Yes, that’s a car crammed to the hilt with oranges. Police in Seville, Spain, came across the bizarre scene when they pulled over two cars after a short chase. According to Europa Press, officers suspected something wasn’t quite right when they saw the cars driving very close together. When they tried to pull the cars over, they took off. A short chase through a dirt road followed, the news agency reported. Inside the vehicles, police found the oranges. Later, they found a truck, also packed with oranges. Altogether, police recovered more than four tons of oranges. The drivers claimed they were “coming from very far away and had been stopping and collecting oranges along the way,” Europa Press reported. But cops didn’t buy it. They later learned the oranges were stolen from a shipment. They charged the five people — a couple, their adult son, and two brothers — with theft.2018-01-30T20:24:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/24/biting-into-batteries-not-smart/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-24-at-12-07-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-24 at 12.07.09 PMSkyfall (2012)https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jan-24-2018-11-38-44.gifJan-24-2018 11-38-44Chew on this: A man in China decides he needs to verify if a smartphone battery is legit ― so he bites it?!?!? It’s a decision that literally blew up in his face, as the now-viral video above demonstrates. Security camera footage captured Jan. 19 at a store in Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province, shows the unidentified man biting into the iPhone battery, presumedly to check its authenticity. The move quickly proves to be a mistake, as the battery explodes. Amazingly, the man wasn’t seriously hurt in the blast. Since then, the wisdom in chomping down on a toxic lithium-ion battery has been the subject of some debate. Taiwan News noted that it’s common for people in China to test the authenticity of gold by biting it, which led Apple Insider to speculate the man somehow thought he could test the authenticity of the battery using the same technique. Gizmodo rightfully noted that iPhone batteries don’t have much gold in them, but they do contain a lot of toxic items that no one should ingest. On the rare occasions when a phone explodes, it’s often because the “positive” and “negative” battery plates have become joined, such as if the battery was pierced by a metal object, according to TeamKnowHow.com. The website points out that lithium-ion batteries, though considered very safe, can explode if they’re overcharged. It’s a problem associated with knockoff battery chargers and other dubious third-party accessories that are rampant in China, which may have explained why the man was biting the battery in the first place. 2018-01-24T18:10:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/09/stan-lee-is-now-involved-in-a-sexual-harassment-lawsuit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/when-stan-lee-played-hugh-hefner-in-iron-man-2-1025625-1280x0.jpgwhen-stan-lee-played-hugh-hefner-in-iron-man-2-1025625-1280x0Comic book legend Stan Lee has been accused of groping and harassing the nurses who care for him at his home in Los Angeles. According to the Daily Mail, the nursing company is currently in a legal dispute with the 95-year-old Marvel creator after nurses claimed he asked for oral sex in the shower and to be “pleasured” in his bedroom. “He doesn’t seem to care what people think of him, he’s lost his filter,” a source told the tabloid. “There has been a stream of young nurses coming to his house in West Hollywood and he has been sexually harassing them. He finds it funny.” The source added, “He’s also very handsy and has groped some of the women, it’s unacceptable behavior, especially from an icon like Stan.” A rep for the nursing home confirmed several nurses have complained and the owner of the company has spoken to Lee directly, but the company stopped working for him at the end of 2016. “Mr. Lee categorically denies these false and despicable allegations and he fully intends to fight to protect his stellar good name and impeccable character,” his lawyer said in a statement to the site. “We are not aware of anyone filing a civil action, or reporting these issues to the police, which for any genuine claim would be the more appropriate way for it to be handled. Instead, Mr. Lee has received demands to pay money and threats that if he does not do so, the accuser will go to the media. Mr. Lee will not be extorted or blackmailed, and will pay no money to anyone because he has done absolutely nothing wrong.” Meanwhile, a rep for the new nursing company working for Lee said he has been “polite, kind and respectful” to their staff. Lee’s wife of 69 years, Joan, passed away in July at 93 years old. A rep for Lee did not immediately return our request for comment.2018-01-09T19:51:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/09/im-rattling-my-brain-trying-to-figure-out-how-to-sell-a-2017-vintage-james-deebo-harrison-cabernet-sauvignon/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-09-at-12-37-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-09 at 12.37.32 PM2018-01-09T18:30:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2018/01/03/karl-anthony-towns-cucked-my-brain-with-these-stranger-things-nikes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/011663_1.jpg011663_1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-03-at-12-42-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-03 at 12.42.46 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-03-at-12-38-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-03 at 12.38.46 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-02-at-1-55-51-pm1.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-02 at 1.55.51 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-02-at-1-55-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2018-01-02 at 1.55.51 PM2018-01-03T18:18:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/12/24/hailie-mathers-daughter-of-eminem-is-a-bombshell/2017-12-24T19:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/12/24/getting-your-favorite-steelers-hat-back-is-not-worth-breaking-your-spine-for/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/171223-swede-chased-monkey-bali.jpg171223-swede-chased-monkey-baliDESTIN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man now living in Bali is fighting for his life after he fell from a roof while chasing a monkey that had stolen his favorite Pittsburgh Steelers cap. The Northwest Florida Daily News reported that Jeff “Swede” Swedenhjelm fell 33 feet (10 meters) on Monday. Villagers took him to a local hospital, where he was diagnosed with severe damage to his spinal cord. He currently is paralyzed from the chest down. Lyric Swedenhjelm, who lives in Destin, said the family is trying to get her father to a country with a spinal specialist. She said Swedenhjelm is in a medically induced coma and is on a ventilator. The family has started a fundraising page on GoFundMe, which has already raised more than $36,000.2017-12-24T19:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/11/12/wonder-woman-has-warner-brothers-by-the-balls-by-demanding-them-sever-ties-with-brett-ratner/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-12-at-12-41-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-11-12 at 12.41.36 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/galbrett.jpggalbrettPage Six- “Wonder Woman” star Gal Gadot is continuing to battle accused Hollywood sexual harasser Brett Ratner by refusing to sign for a super­hero sequel unless the movie-maker is completely killed from the franchise. A Hollywood source tells Page Six that Gadot — who last month backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner, where she was due to present him with an award — is taking a strong stance on sexual harassment in Hollywood and doesn’t want her hit “Wonder Woman” franchise to benefit a man accused of sexual misconduct. Ratner’s production company RatPac-Dune Entertainment helped produce “Wonder Woman” as part of its co-financing deal with Warner Bros. The movie has grossed more than $400 million internationally, and Ratner’s company will take a healthy share of the profits. A Warner Bros. insider explained, “Brett made a lot of money from the success of ‘Wonder Woman,’ thanks to his company having helped finance the first movie. Now Gadot is saying she won’t sign for the sequel unless Warner Bros. buys Brett out [of his financing deal] and gets rid of him.” The source added of Israeli-born Gadot, “She’s tough and stands by her principles. She also knows the best way to hit people like Brett Ratner is in the wallet. She also knows that Warner Bros. has to side with her on this issue as it develops. They can’t have a movie rooted in women’s empowerment being part-financed by a man ­accused of sexual misconduct against women.” This past week, Warner Bros. announced it was severing ties with Ratner amid multiple sexual-harassment allegations leveled against him by actresses including Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge. Ratner has vehemently denied the allegations through his attorney, Marty Singer. Earlier this month, Gadot posted on Instagram: “Bullying and sexual harassment is unacceptable! I stand by all the courageous women confronting their fears and speaking out. Together we stand. We are all united in this time of change.” Reps for Gadot and Ratner did not comment. A rep for Warner Bros said only, “False.”2017-11-12T18:14:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/08/16/how-salty-is-luc-besson-that-marvel-movies-rake-in-billions-while-his-movie-valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets-was-a-box-office-flop-and-a-bad-movie/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/542px-luc-besson-taken.jpg542px-Luc-Besson-Takenhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/537326891a981e3c59fa01a9d95cfa11-humorous-quotes-random-thoughts.jpg537326891a981e3c59fa01a9d95cfa11--humorous-quotes-random-thoughts2017-08-17T00:42:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/08/16/casually-mailing-a-package-of-20-snake-heads-is-not-cool-and-neither-is-eating-them/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/chopped1.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERABerlin (AP) -- German customs officers say they have found and destroyed 20 rotten snake heads found in a package that had arrived from Nigeria. A spokeswoman for Munich's main customs office said Wednesday that officers discovered the snake parts when they X-rayed a three-kilogram (6.6-pound) package last week. Marie Mueller said that when officers then opened the parcel the stench of the rotten snake heads was "simply overwhelming and unbearable." Mueller said the snake heads were immediately burned to prevent the spread of possible diseases. She said the customs office has repeatedly intercepted packages from western Africa with snake heads which are sent to Germany as a delicacy.2017-08-16T22:51:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/08/15/aznpride-florida-asian-accidentally-fires-a-gun-while-taking-a-selfie-in-a-strip-club-bathroom/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/screen-shot-2017-08-15-at-12-09-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-08-15 at 12.09.29 PMTAMPA, Fla. - A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom. The U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa announced 34-year-old Rorn Sorn's sentencing Monday. The Asian Pride Gang member pleaded guilty in April to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon. More Strange Florida Headlines Matthew Horace Jones Florida man blames 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' for wrecking liquor… Dispute about hedgehog lands Florida man in jail Court documents say Sorn was at Club Lust in St. Petersburg in December when his gun discharged. The bullet went through the mirror and into the adjacent women's restroom. No injuries were reported. A security guard approached Sorn as he was leaving, and Sorn reportedly told the guard that it was an accident and that he "was just trying to take a selfie." Police responded, and officers found a handgun, ammunition and drugs on Sorn.2023-12-03T10:44:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/08/02/magic-the-gathering-game-ends-with-a-guy-getting-bludgeoned-with-a-rubber-mallet-and-stabbed/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_0978.jpgIMG_0978https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/the-mystical-universe-of-magic-the-gathering-000-1431011776.jpgthe-mystical-universe-of-magic-the-gathering-000-1431011776A Magic: The Gathering game came to a head in the early hours of Friday morning in St. Cloud, Minnesota when one agitated player attacked his opponent, sending him to the hospital with several stab wounds. Elijia Dale Creech, 31, called 911 just after midnight on Friday and admitted he stabbed someone in his apartment, saying he thought the victim was dying, Fox 9 reported Friday. The 20-year-old victim was hit in the face with a rubber mallet and stabbed seven times in his neck and cheek, investigators learned. SEE ALSO: Dana Fischer is an amazing (and adorable) 6-year-old 'Magic' pro The unnamed victim was taken to St. Cloud Hospital and received treatment for his injuries, which were not believed to be life threatening, Fox 9 reported. The two individuals got into an argument over their competitive card game, which escalated into violence. Creech was taken into custody on suspicion of first and second degree assault charges. Creech had a prior conviction for possession of an explosive with intent, prompting the St. Cloud Fire Department of Hazardous Materials Response Team to test the apartment for hazardous materials. The tests came back negative, Fox 9 reported.2017-10-14T12:09:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/25/oregon-man-pulls-the-classic-elaine-benes-my-breakfast-had-poppy-seeds-defense-in-court/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/c3rjdogweai7dmc.jpgC3rjdOgWEAI7dmChttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/800.jpg800PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — An attorney for a man who pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge in the takeover of an Oregon wildlife refuge says his client tested positive for morphine because he ate an ‘everything’ bagel with poppy seeds. The Oregonian/Oregon Lives reported Monday (http://bit.ly/2eIZoQd ) that a federal judge in Portland, Oregon has ordered Jason Blomgren to avoid poppy seeds in addition to drugs. Blomgren took a plea deal for his role in the armed occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge last year and is expected to be sentenced to probation next month. He had been subpoenaed by the government to testify in a trial against Ammon Bundy and other leaders of the refuge occupation, but was not called as a witness. Blomgren now says he will eat egg whites for breakfast.2017-07-25T20:02:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/14/screen-rants-war-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-a-chernin-entertainment-masterpiece-potential-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/harambe-inmemoriam-black_grande.pngHarambe-InMemoriam-Black_grandehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/maxresdefault-1.jpgmaxresdefault-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-14-at-2-03-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-14 at 2.03.45 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-14-at-2-03-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-14 at 2.03.11 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/deqp9jgv0aacevx.jpgDEqP9jgV0AAceVXhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-14-at-1-34-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-14 at 1.34.56 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/gif-2.gifgif 2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/gif-1.gifGif 1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-14-at-1-01-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-14 at 1.01.16 PM2017-07-14T18:31:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/12/guy-fights-inmate-for-his-snacks-in-prison-wins-and-feeds-his-whole-crew/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-12-at-4-11-37-pm-1.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-12 at 4.11.37 PM 1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-12-at-3-41-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-12 at 3.41.11 PMLINK TO VIDEO HEREhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170712-cocaine-cookie-monster.jpg170712-cocaine-cookie-monsterKEY WEST, FLA. (WSVN) - Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputies have arrested a man after, they said, he was found with a large amount of cocaine hidden inside a Cookie monster doll. Deputies arrested 37-year-old Camus McNair just after midnight, Wednesday.According to the MCSO, McNair was pulled over after a deputy saw that his license plate was partially obscured. Deputies said when McNair rolled down the window, they could smell marijuana, and after a search of the vehicle, they found the doll.Deputies said the doll weighed more than it should and upon further inspection, found two packages containing 314 grams of cocaine in total. McNair was arrested and charged with trafficking in cocaine.2017-07-12T20:14:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/06/screen-rants-spiderman-homecoming-spoilers-maybe/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1385074-shield_iron_man_2.jpg1385074-shield_iron_man_2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dcs0jknxyaa02yp.jpgDCS0jKnXYAA02yphttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/nebula.jpgNebulahttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/spider-man-homecoming-vulture.gifspider-man-homecoming-vulturehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/giphy-1.gifgiphy-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/giphy1.gifgiphyhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-06-at-12-33-06-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-06 at 12.33.06 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/screen-shot-2017-07-06-at-12-32-45-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-07-06 at 12.32.45 AM2017-07-06T19:36:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/06/do-you-want-to-legally-develop-a-drug-habit-well-now-you-can-with-coco-loko/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/coco-loko.jpgcoco-loko(NEWSER) – You can eat it and drink it, so why not inhale it? That's the thinking behind Coco Loko, a new "snortable" chocolate powder billed as a legal way to get high, the Washington Post reports. The newfangled nose candy leaves snorters with a "euphoric" feeling "but also motivated to get things done," per founder Nick Anderson. He likens the buzz, which lasts for 30 minutes to an hour, to that of an energy drink. The 29-year-old Anderson, who runs the company Legal Lean, says he got the idea for Coco Loko a few months ago after hearing about a "chocolate-snorting trend" in Europe. Jezebel reports the fad may go back to 2015, when a Belgian chocolate-maker hawked a device that shoots chocolate powder up your nose. "At first, I was like, 'Is this a hoax?,'" Anderson tells the Post. "And then I tried it and it was like, OK, this is the future right here." So Anderson pumped in $10,000 of his own cash into creating his own "raw cacao snuff." A 10-serving tin of Coco Loko costs $19.99 on the company website. The product is also spiked with ginkgo biloba, taurine, and guarana, all common ingredients in energy drinks. The powder is not FDA approved, and doctors seem perplexed by it. "No one's studied what happens if you inhale chocolate into your nose," one doc tells the Post. ABC10 notes that stuffing foreign substances up your schnoz could hurt mucous membranes, which keep bacteria and particles from entering the nose, among other issues. So does it work? Reviews on message boards are all over the place, with one saying, "All I felt was drowsy," per the Post. (Nearly half of us aren't sure where chocolate milk comes from.)https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1130809-11-20170706095944.png1130809-11-20170706095944(NEWSER) – You can eat it and drink it, so why not inhale it? That's the thinking behind Coco Loko, a new "snortable" chocolate powder billed as a legal way to get high, the Washington Post reports. The newfangled nose candy leaves snorters with a "euphoric" feeling "but also motivated to get things done," per founder Nick Anderson. He likens the buzz, which lasts for 30 minutes to an hour, to that of an energy drink. The 29-year-old Anderson, who runs the company Legal Lean, says he got the idea for Coco Loko a few months ago after hearing about a "chocolate-snorting trend" in Europe. Jezebel reports the fad may go back to 2015, when a Belgian chocolate-maker hawked a device that shoots chocolate powder up your nose. "At first, I was like, 'Is this a hoax?,'" Anderson tells the Post. "And then I tried it and it was like, OK, this is the future right here." So Anderson pumped in $10,000 of his own cash into creating his own "raw cacao snuff." A 10-serving tin of Coco Loko costs $19.99 on the company website. The product is also spiked with ginkgo biloba, taurine, and guarana, all common ingredients in energy drinks. The powder is not FDA approved, and doctors seem perplexed by it. "No one's studied what happens if you inhale chocolate into your nose," one doc tells the Post. ABC10 notes that stuffing foreign substances up your schnoz could hurt mucous membranes, which keep bacteria and particles from entering the nose, among other issues. So does it work? Reviews on message boards are all over the place, with one saying, "All I felt was drowsy," per the Post. (Nearly half of us aren't sure where chocolate milk comes from.)2017-07-06T17:54:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/05/after-a-strong-crime-spree-of-20-years-yasushi-kobayashi-has-been-arrested-for-stealing-over-1000-pairs-of-womens-underwear/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/rs_1024x600-160804170205-1024-lingerie-underwear-shopping-guide.gifrs_1024x600-160804170205-1024.Lingerie-Underwear-Shopping-guideTOKYO Police in Tokyo said Tuesday have arrested a 61-year-old deliveryman on suspicion of stealing women’s underwear and said they had found more than 1,000 items of women’s lingerie and clothing at his home. According to police, the suspect, Yasushi Kobayashi, who works for a printing company in Kawaguchi, Saitama Prefecture, has admitted to the charge and said he had been stealing women’s underwear and stockings for the past 20 years because he liked to wear them ever since he was young, Fuji TV reported. Kobayashi was arrested for stealing nine items that had been hung out to dry at a costume rental shop in Higashi-nippori in Tokyo’s Arakawa Ward on April 17. When police searched his home, they found more than 1,000 items of women’s underwear and clothing Police quoted Kobayashi as saying that while he was making deliveries in his truck, he would often steal lingerie that been hung out to dry on balconies or from washing machines in coin laundries. Police said Kobayashi was identified by street surveillance camera footage which showed hin getting back into his truck after having stolen the items in April. 2017-07-05T19:23:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/07/05/nothing-sends-blood-to-my-dick-faster-than-a-new-jackie-chan-movie/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/giphy.gifgiphy2017-07-05T17:09:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/06/05/screen-rants-wonder-woman-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-05-at-1-42-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-06-05 at 1.42.04 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/5000958-17-gal-gadot-w750-h560-2x.jpg5000958-17-gal-gadot.w750.h560.2x2017-06-05T18:02:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/26/screen-rants-baywatch-spoilersnsfw/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dwayne-johnson-david-hasselhoff-baywatch-main.jpgdwayne-johnson-david-hasselhoff-baywatch-mainhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ilfenesh-hadera-in-red-swimsuit-02-662x994.jpgIlfenesh-Hadera-in-Red-Swimsuit-02-662x994https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/450full-ilfenesh-hadera.jpg450full-ilfenesh-haderahttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/new-baywatch-photo-dwayne-johnson-zac-efron-220465-1.jpgnew-baywatch-photo-dwayne-johnson-zac-efron-220465-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tumblr_o4h73uc90j1vp7ya3o1_500.giftumblr_o4h73uC90J1vp7ya3o1_500https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/alexandra-daddario-baywatch.jpgalexandra-daddario-baywatchhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/alexandra-daddario-baywatch-comedy-movie-promos-2017-1.jpgalexandra-daddario-baywatch-comedy-movie-promos-2017-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/zac-efron-shirtless-baywatch-030816-5.jpgZac Efron Shirtless On The Set Of 'Baywatch'51990672 Actor Zac Efron shows off his toned beach bod while filming a shirtless scene for the upcoming 'Baywatch' film in Miami, Florida on March 8, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kelly-rohrbach-baywatch-movie-lead.jpgkelly-rohrbach-baywatch-movie-leadhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/giphy1.gifgiphy2017-05-26T20:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/24/6-rebuttals-to-6-reasons-why-justice-league-can-be-better-than-avengers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/darkseid.jpgDarkseidA lot of you may think DC is copying Marvel by featuring a giant purple alien as the big baddy in the background, but Thanos is actually a direct copy of Darkseid. Darkseid is the tyrannous leader of Apokolips, a planet that has been ravaged by war and destruction. He leads an extremely militant society and views everyone as an extension of himself and the state he has world he has built. His control over the dangerous anti-life equation bends people to his will and serves as his most powerful weapon as he tries to expand his reign across the universe. His goal will be achieved only when free will is wiped away from the universe and everyone works for and serves Darkseid’s image. Darkseid views other deities as a threat and has been known to murder New Gods, Greek Gods and Olympians just to secure his own position. His intense power makes him a huge threat and he has no problem taking Superman down single-handedly. While his uncle Steppenwolf is the main villain in Justice League, played by Game of Thrones alum Ciaran Hinds, expect to see Darkseid plotting in the background as he lays the groundwork for a full-scale invasion of Earth.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/batman1.jpgBatman1I know I already briefly mentioned him in this article, but honestly Batman alone is a solid reason to think Justice League could be an amazing movie. In fact, I don’t even think we really need the other League members, we should just have seven Batmen running around. Throughout his cinematic career Batman has primarily worked alone, but Justice League will finally see him take a leadership position within the superhero community. It doesn’t matter who Batman is fighting against or with, he is always the most dangerous person on the battlefield. For all of Batman V Superman‘s problems, Batman’s fighting abilities were awesome to watch. Seeing him zip away from Superman’s laser or easily take down Luthor’s thugs are things I want to see expanded upon in Justice League. I want to see Batman run fist-first into a group of Parademons and emerge unscratched on the other side. Batman is simultaneously the brains and the brawn, and it will be interesting to watch him slowly develop a team and expand upon his desire to play with others. He might not be the hero we need, but Batman is always the hero we deserve and I can’t wait to see him kick some alien ass.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/war-between-atlantis-and-amazon.jpgWar-Between-Atlantis-and-AmazonIt’s already been established that the movie will feature a prologue from the past featuring Atlanteans and Amazonians competing over a mother box lost on Earth, but I hope there is more conflict for these two groups in the future. Both groups consider themselves above the rest of the world and that type of sureness can only be accepted by the other side for so long before they snap and start fighting. It’d also be really cool if we learn that these two groups have been locked in eternal skirmishes and a lot of natural events can be blamed on their conflicts. Imagine if the burning of Pompeii or the sinking of the Titanic weren’t caused by natural disasters but instead by dangers presented whenever the King of Atlantis and Queen of Thymsceria battled. After the Justice League takes down Darkseid in a future movie, I want to see a movie focusing on a war between Amazonia and Atlantis. Not only will it feature some crazy action sequences that show two distinct, advanced civilizations squaring off, but it will put the team in the middle of an emotional conflict without an obvious moral choice to make. Wonder Woman and Aquaman, who should be the focus of whatever movie finally touches on this conflict, will both have to choose between their old friends/families and their new teammates as they try to dissolve the tension and stop the fighting.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/new-gods.jpgNew-GodsThe New Gods are a group of cosmic beings in the DC Universe created by the legendary Jack Kirby. These New Gods emerged after Ragnarok (the death of the old gods) and quickly developed roles for themselves. All of them originally lived together, but now they have splintered and find themselves living on two separate planets. Highfather leads the people of New Genesis while Darkseid controls the inhabitants of Apokolips as the two groups compete for power and influence across the universe. Not only are they mythical creatures with magical power, they also belong to technologically advanced societies. Their technology has often bled over into Earth and the presence of the mother box in the Justice League trailers provides a hint that the New Gods will be featured somehow. Rumors even point to Cyborg being integrated with New God technology, making it more likely that they will become key players for the DC cinematic universe soon. Plus, if the Justice League is prepping to take on Darkseid, the New God equivalent to Hades, they are likely going to need the help of Orion, his oldest son and one of the League’s strongest members, to defend Earth. For people searching for a good entryway into the New Gods, look out for Tom King and Mitch Gerads upcoming Mister Miracle 12-issue series set to debut in August. It was only announced last week and it’s already my most anticipated comic of the year. Hopefully Mister Miracle will make his big-screen debut in future Justice League movies as the battle with Darkseid becomes more established.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-24-at-4-38-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-24 at 4.38.05 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/jason-momoa.jpgJason-MomoaJason Momoa is the DC cast member I’m most excited to see blossom and grow within the cinematic universe. Momoa, a Hawaiian born actor, said he is excited to blend the character’s origin with some of the water deities associated with his culture. Aquaman is the butt of a lot of jokes, but it’s hard to laugh at him when it’s Momoa’s tough mug staring down at audiences. Momoa has martial arts experience due to his roles in Game of Thrones and Conan, meaning he will have no problem making things look good when Aquaman has to tear through a few enemies. That isn’t saying there won’t be any comedy for Momoa. My favorite parts of the most recent Justice League trailer feature Momoa cracking jokes and smiling as he and his teammates ready for battle. His cocky attitude is just as fitting (and perhaps annoying for his fellow League members) on the battlefield as it is in the mess hall and I’m excited to see how his teammates react. Batman and Wonder Woman seem hard and serious in the DC cinematic Universe, so it will fall to Momoa to make sure the audience is smiling in the middle of what will likely be a dark and dour movie.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/age-of-heroes.jpgAge-of-HeroesWhile Batman and Wonder Woman will have had a little more time to shine on the big screen when Justice League comes out, Cyborg, Aquaman and Flash are really all making their big-screen debut here. Wonder Woman calls the time period around Justice League a new “Age of Heroes” during the trailer, and I really want to see that angle pushed. Now that the Marvel Universe is torn apart and the Avengers need to slowly come back together, it falls on DC to show us what a fun superhero team looks like right now. Under Zack Snyder’s supervision, Superman never struck me as overtly heroic. Hopefully, in his death, he will serve as an inspiring force who pushes others to heroic heights. Batman was visibly jaded throughout most of Batman V Superman, and I’m hoping we will see a Batman in Justice League who pushes others to do what’s right. Flash is one of my all-time favorite comic book characters and I’m excited to see how they handle him on the big-screen. Barry Allen has always been the team’s hopeful optimist, and I think this movie will see the DC Universe embrace a lighter, more joyous tone going forward. Batman and Wonder Woman will need all the help they can get as they work to assemble a team to defend Earth from the threat posed by Darkseid and his loyal followers.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefault2017-05-24T21:18:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/24/sometimes-when-you-try-to-rob-a-guys-house-youre-ragdolled-by-a-3-ton-pickup-truck/2017-05-24T20:12:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/24/science-news-hot-scientist-arent-taken-as-seriously-as-ugly-scientist/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/f70bfb9ccfc6c5e646947998d8d87de8.jpgf70bfb9ccfc6c5e646947998d8d87de8https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/5zoz0c1.png5ZOZ0C1 Beautiful scientists may draw a crowd but are seen as less academically able than their less attractive colleagues, researchers in Cambridge have found. It is thought the good looks of former musician and TV physicist Brian Cox and anatomy expert Alice Roberts may have played a big part in their roles as science communicators. But, if the results of a study by psychologists at Cambridge University are to be believed, neither are rated as highly competent scientists by members of the public. Lead researcher Dr Will Skylark, from the Department of Psychology, said he wanted to find out what impact good looks had on the perception of scientists. "Given the importance of science to issues that could have a major impact on society, such as climate change, food sustainability and vaccinations, scientists are increasingly required to engage with the public. "We know from studies showing that political success can be predicted from facial appearance, that people can be influenced by how someone looks rather than, necessarily, what they say. We wanted to see if this was true for scientists." – Dr Will Skylark, University of Cambridge. In the first of a series of trials, volunteers were shown photos of more than 300 British and American scientists and asked to rate them for intelligence and attractiveness. Other groups of participants then indicated how keen they would be to know more about what each scientist did, and whether they thought the academics were likely to be carrying out accurate and important research. People were more interested in learning about the work of scientists who were seen as physically attractive and who appeared "competent and moral". But when it came to judging scientific ability, having an attractive face counted against the researchers. The better looking and more sociable they were perceived to be, the less they were expected to be conducting high-quality research.2017-05-24T18:58:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/24/universal-studios-to-roll-out-remakes-of-classic-monster-movies-titled-the-dark-universe/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-23-at-8-20-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-23 at 8.20.32 AM2017-05-24T16:10:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/17/if-you-find-a-rattle-snake-you-probably-shouldnt-attempt-to-kiss-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/1467230232802.jpg1467230232802BOSTWICK, Fla. (WSVN) — A north Florida man had to be airlifted after a rattlesnake bit him on the tongue Tuesday. Neighbors told Fox 30 that Ron Reingold was attempting to kiss the rattlesnake when it bit and critically injured him. Charles Goff told the station he found the snake Monday night in Bostwick, about an hour south of Jacksonville. Since he said he knows how to handle snakes, Goff put it in a tank. But he said some of his neighbors tried to play with the reptile, with disastrous results. “The next morning before I got up, they were playing with the snake,” Goff said. “One boy said, ‘I’m going to kiss it in the mouth,’ and the snake bit him in the face.” Reingold had to be airlifted to a local hospital, where he was listed in critical condition, according to Putnam County Fire Rescue. Family members said Reingold is showing signs of improvement and is expected to survive. “Ron was just acting silly, you know? I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn’t,” Goff told Fox 30. Goff said he believes his neighbors let the snake go after it bit Reingold. “So the snake is still out here running around somewhere,” he said.2017-05-17T22:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/17/theres-so-much-pressure-marrying-a-japanese-princess-who-will-become-a-commoner-the-second-she-says-i-do/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/wire-580215-1494941101-73_634x420.jpgJapan Princess Getting MarriedA Japanese princess will give up her royal status when she marries a beach tourism worker she met in a restaurant. Princess Mako, the granddaughter of Japan's emperor, is getting married to ocean lover Kei Komuro who can ski, play the violin and cook, it has been claimed. The man who won the princess' heart, was a fellow student at International Christian University in Tokyo, where Princess Mako, 25, also graduated. Once they say 'I do', she will lose her status - despite being Emperor Akihito's granddaughter - as Japanese tradition dictates and become a commoner. 2017-05-17T18:48:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/16/cue-the-in-n-out-fan-boys-outrage-when-it-falls-as-the-number-2-ranked-burger/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/5d9555ab7457d50439ba5d6f679f39c8.jpg5d9555ab7457d50439ba5d6f679f39c8https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/burgerpollresults-768x432.jpgBurgerPollResults-768x4322017-05-17T00:20:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/16/high-schoolers-voluntarily-get-pepper-sprayed-for-their-criminal-science-class/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-4-08-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 4.08.17 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-52-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.52.39 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-52-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.52.04 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-51-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.51.22 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-51-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.51.09 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-50-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.50.51 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-50-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.50.07 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-49-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.49.48 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-49-41-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.49.41 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-3-49-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 3.49.22 PM2017-05-16T20:16:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/16/hackers-are-supposedly-holding-a-disney-movie-for-ransom/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-16-at-10-29-28-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-16 at 10.29.28 AMBloomberg- Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Officer Bob Iger said hackers claim to have stolen an unreleased film and are threatening to distribute it online if they aren’t paid a ransom. The company is declining to do so. Iger made the comments Monday in a town-hall meeting with ABC staff before the network’s fall season presentation to advertisers Tuesday in New York. A Disney spokesman declined to comment on the threat.The alleged extortion attempt to a string of cybercrimes that are rattling industries from financial services to health care. Last week cyberattackers infected more than 200,000 computers around the world with so-called ransomware, encrypting their files and demanding payment to release the data. Hospitals in the U.K. were among the targets of what one government official there called the “biggest criminal cyberattack in history.” The threat received by Disney is similar to one encountered last month by Netflix Inc., in which hackers stole unreleased episodes of the company’s hit “Orange is the New Black.” Netflix declined to pay any ransom and the shows were leaked online. Variety and other outlets reported that hackers apparently obtained the show through a breach at a post-production company.2017-05-16T19:29:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/15/screen-rants-king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/0bd177c6dbba8b41be06a73d7e5852a9.jpg0bd177c6dbba8b41be06a73d7e5852a9https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/72ea7ee490b8987494c77947e720cca6.jpg72ea7ee490b8987494c77947e720cca6https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-15-at-1-40-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-15 at 1.40.30 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/latest.pnglatesthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ursula-6.pngursula-6https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/3d754fd300000578-4243274-_you_should_be_scared_astrid_berg_s_frisbey_as_mage_guinevere_wa-a-4_1487624593485.jpg3D754FD300000578-4243274-_You_should_be_scared_Astrid_Berg_s_Frisbey_as_Mage_Guinevere_wa-a-4_1487624593485https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultAfter the murder of his father, young Arthur's power-hungry uncle Vortigern seizes control of the crown. Robbed of his birthright, he grows up the hard way in the back alleys of the city, not knowing who he truly is. When fate leads him to pull the Excalibur sword from stone, Arthur embraces his true destiny to become a legendary fighter and leader.2017-05-15T18:34:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/10/unsolved-mystery-what-was-the-bad-experience-that-lead-to-a-71-year-old-man-to-leave-copious-amount-of-dildos-at-a-louisiana-books-a-million/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/lentzaffidavit.jpglentzaffidavithttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/booksamillion.jpgbooksamillionThe Smoking Gun- Following a “bad experience” at a Books-A-Million outlet near his Louisiana home, the 71-year-old Lentz decided to retaliate in a unique way. No, the septuagenarian did not stage a boycott or write a strongly worded letter to the local newspaper. Instead, Lentz visited the Monroe business and left dildos on the shelves of the store’s Religion section. Lentz copped to his bizarre actions during a police interview Sunday morning “about leaving sex toys (Dildos)” at the chain store (seen below). Lentz, pictured above, told cops he “had extra items, so he used them for that purpose.” Books-A-Million workers told police that there had been “several incidents involving Lentz leaving the items in the Religious section of the store.” Store surveillance video recorded Lentz in the act and the retiree “confirmed that was him on the video leaving the Dildos,” cops noted. A probable cause affidavit does not detail Lentz’s “bad experience” at the bookstore. Lentz, charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespassing, is free on $700 bond.2017-05-10T23:37:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/10/one-of-the-softest-perfectly-timed-motorcycle-accident-is-also-one-of-the-most-combustible-ive-ever-scene/2017-05-10T19:50:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/10/skittles-coming-in-hot-with-an-absolutely-bizarre-mothers-day-commercial/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/82875526_sketch_wide624.jpg_82875526_sketch_wide624https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/skittles11f-2-web.jpgskittles11f-2-webNYDN- The commercialization of Mother’s Day by candy and card companies means now is the time for sweet or sickeningly sweet ads dedicated to our moms. Skittles went with just sickening. In the ad, a grown son (wearing too small clothes) identifies the flavor skittle his mother eats — because they are still attached by a pastel umbilical cord.This is not a way we wish we could taste the rainbow.2017-05-10T19:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/09/moonlight-winning-best-kiss-scene-is-the-right-pick-but-if-were-being-honest-its-more-of-a-handjob-scene/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-09-at-10-38-58-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-09 at 10.38.58 AM2017-05-09T15:13:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/05/screen-rants-the-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-5-03-28-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 5.03.28 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-3-18-05-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 3.18.05 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-3-14-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 3.14.08 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-1-09-48-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 1.09.48 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-3-05-31-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 3.05.31 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-05-at-3-01-51-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-05 at 3.01.51 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/5758-box.jpeg5758.boxhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/necglcmeqpksgd_2_b.jpgNEcGLcMeqpKSgd_2_bhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/guardians2.jpgGuardians2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-cast-entertainment-weekly-photo.jpgguardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-cast-entertainment-weekly-photo2017-05-05T09:04:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/03/kid-gets-caught-red-handed-fingering-a-chick-kinda-nsfw/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-03-at-7-01-28-pm1.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-03 at 7.01.28 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-03-at-7-01-28-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-05-03 at 7.01.28 PM2017-05-03T23:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/05/03/is-asians-love-looking-atbuying-luggage-an-unknown-stereotype-or-just-something-i-fabricated-in-my-head/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tumblr_n6cdrs80ml1qbrylto1_500.pngtumblr_n6cdrs80ml1qbrylto1_5002017-05-03T22:46:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/28/as-a-person-living-in-a-pro-gun-state-its-kind-of-funny-seeing-the-what-kind-of-guns-get-seized-in-other-places/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/90-pct-dv-guns-e1493127220169-696x522.jpg90-Pct-DV-Guns-e1493127220169-696x522Breaking911- Police officers in Williamsburg, Brooklyn recovered two firearms and arrested a man for assault. On Saturday, April 15, officers assigned to the 90 Precinct responded to a residence after receiving a call for an assault that took place. The victim indicated that she was assaulted by her boyfriend and that he had threatened her. The police officers were able to locate the suspect’s car and observed two firearms inside. The 28-year-old man was arrest and charged with criminal possession of a weapon, assault, and menacing. A loaded .45 caliber handgun and a 16 gauge shotgun were recovered.2017-04-28T14:50:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/26/theres-an-asshole-just-leaving-piles-of-snakes-at-walmart-parking-lots/2017-04-26T20:04:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/26/i-cant-wait-for-the-2019-sequel-to-unbreakable-split-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tweet.pngtweethttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-26-at-1-41-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-26 at 1.41.24 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/unbreakable.jpgunbreakableHeroic Hollywood- It’s official: Unbreakable is finally getting a sequel, with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson returning as David Dunn and Elijah Price, respectively. James McAvoy and Anya Taylor-Joy are also on board. The new film is titled Glass and is set for release on January 18, 2019. More to come…2017-04-26T18:27:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/26/the-hottest-new-drug-on-the-street-to-get-faded-on-is-elephant-tranquilizer/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/aaeaaqaaaaaaaajxaaaajdu5mmjmnmi1ltuzmwqtndywyi1hzjdhlwi2yjq2zmzmmjk4nq.jpgAAEAAQAAAAAAAAJXAAAAJDU5MmJmNmI1LTUzMWQtNDYwYi1hZjdhLWI2YjQ2ZmZmMjk4NQA substance used to tranquilize elephants that is 100 times more potent than the drug that killed Prince is hitting the Washington suburbs, adding the region to a growing list of communities nationwide reporting fatal overdoses linked to the exotic and toxic sedative. Three cases out of Anne Arundel and Frederick counties this month mark the first carfentanil-related fatalities in Maryland, alarming local health and law enforcement officials already in a state of emergency combating the opioid crisis. On Monday, a Virginia man pleaded guilty in a drug distribution case after selling $100 of carfentanil-laced heroin to a 21-year-old found dead by her mother on the bathroom floor of their Fairfax County home. In recent weeks, police departments across the country announced carfentanil-related fatalities, including cases in Illinois, Colorado, Wisconsin and Minnesota. Law enforcement officials fear the growing lethal overdoses tied to the synthetic opioid marks a new normal in the nation’s heroin epidemic. “We have never seen death like we do now,” said Tom Synan, head of Hamilton County Heroin Coalition in Ohio, which was among the first spots to discover a string of carfentanil deaths during a week in which the county’s overdoses more than doubled.2017-04-26T17:30:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/25/jeff-goldblum-is-returning-for-the-jurassic-world-sequel/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/jeff_goldblum.jpgjeff_goldblumTHR- Jeff Goldblum is returning to the land of dinosaurs. The actor, who co-starred in 1993's Jurassic Park and 1997's The Lost World: Jurassic Park, will appear in Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment’s next Jurassic World film.2017-04-26T01:57:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/25/tough-break-for-united-airlines-pr-firm-who-now-has-to-deal-with-the-fact-that-they-murdered-a-giant-rabbit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/0425-simons-dad-united-airlines-rex-3.jpg0425-simons-dad-united-airlines-rex-3TMZ- United Airlines is catching more flak this week after a rabbit set to become the world's biggest bunny died on-board one of its flights. The 3-foot bunny named Simon reportedly died Monday night on a United flight from Heathrow to O'Hare -- yes, really. The breeder, Annette Edwards, says Simon was healthy before boarding ... but was found dead in the plane's cargo hold upon landing. It was reportedly on its way to a new celeb owner in the States. The rabbits cost around $6,400 to raise, and Edwards sells them for $640 a pop. Simon, who was 10 months old, was expected to surpass his 4-foot, 4-inch dad ... and snag the record for world's biggest. United -- which is already dealing with a PR nightmare -- reportedly said it was saddened to hear this news and that it's trying to determine why Simon died.2017-04-26T01:45:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/25/gotta-give-props-to-this-alcoholic-for-barging-through-cops-and-into-his-blazing-home-to-get-2-cans-of-bud-ice-premium/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bud-ice-1024x731.jpgBud-Ice-1024x731APRIL 24--A South Dakota man was arrested yesterday afternoon after he pushed past police and firefighters so that he could “save” his beer inside an apartment building that was aflame. Michael Casteel, 56, was collared outside his home, a multifamily residence in Sioux Falls. As emergency workers were treating other building residents for injuries, Casteel, cops say, persisted in trying to reenter the building (seen above) to retrieve beer from his apartment. Casteel succeeded in returning to his home, where he grabbed two cans of Bud Ice Premium, cops say. Upon exiting the building with cans in hand, Casteel was arrested for his ill-advised beer run. A police spokesperson charitably described Casteel’s devotion to his suds as “poor judgment.” Casteel, charged with obstructing a firefighter or law enforcement official, was booked into the Minnehaha County jail (where he is locked up in lieu of $300 bond). According to state records, Casteel was arrested last month for drunk driving and several other misdemeanor charges, including threatening a law enforcement officer and driving with an open container of alcohol. He is scheduled for trial on May 16. Casteel’s rap sheet also includes an April 2016 conviction for drunk driving and a March 2016 bust for felony domestic abuse (a charge that was subsequently dismissed by prosecutors). (2 pages)2017-04-25T19:45:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/25/russian-tram-driver-plows-into-a-car-with-out-a-flinch/2017-04-25T18:56:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/25/2-alligators-fighting-is-unbelievably-boring/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-25-at-1-35-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-25 at 1.35.37 PMLINK TO VIDEO HERE2017-04-25T17:47:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/24/woman-shows-off-the-worst-way-to-eat-a-banana/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.58 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-55-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.55 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.54 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.53 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.08 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-23-at-1-53-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-23 at 1.53.33 PMLINK TO VIDEO HERE2017-04-24T11:18:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/20/we-fucked-around-with-some-gene-splicing-and-created-demon-wasps/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screen-shot-2017-04-20-at-12-39-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-04-20 at 12.39.02 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/3a70142400000578-3941370-image-a-18_1479295708593.jpg3A70142400000578-3941370-image-a-18_1479295708593https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/3f60697400000578-4424322-the_red_eyed_mutant_jewel_wasp_seen_on_the_right_was_created_in_-a-1_1492599121110.jpg3F60697400000578-4424322-The_red_eyed_mutant_Jewel_wasp_seen_on_the_right_was_created_in_-a-1_1492599121110A terrifying new strain of red-eyed mutant have been created by scientists. The wasps were developed in a lab to prove that gene-slicing technology can be used successfully on the tiny parasitic jewel wasps. Scientists say it has given them a new way to study some of the wasp's unusual biology. Understanding this could help find new ways of protecting crops or stopping the spread of malaria and other diseases. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4424322/Red-eyed-MUTANT-wasps-created-time.html#ixzz4ekVuL3q6 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook For instance, it could reveal how males can convert all their progeny into males by using selfish genetic elements. No one knows how that selfish genetic element in some male wasps 'can somehow kill the female embryos and create only males,' said Omar Akbari, an assistant professor of entomology who led the research team at the University of California. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4424322/Red-eyed-MUTANT-wasps-created-time.html#ixzz4ekVwXxXK Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Dr Akbari added: 'To understand that, we need to pursue their PSR - paternal sex ratio - chromosomes, perhaps by mutating regions of the PSR chromosome to determine which genes are essential for its functionality.' To do this, scientists used CRISPR technology. This allows scientists to inject components such as RNA and proteins into an organism with instructions to find, cut and mutate a specific piece of DNA. Then researchers can see how disrupting that DNA affects the organism. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4424322/Red-eyed-MUTANT-wasps-created-time.html#ixzz4ekVyl5iz Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 2017-04-20T16:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/19/not-wearing-shoes-for-four-years-because-you-dont-want-your-feet-to-get-smelly-is-outrageous/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/3f5fc0de00000578-0-image-m-4_1492585779703.jpg3F5FC0DE00000578-0-image-m-4_1492585779703A man has revealed how he hasn't worn shoes for four years, in a bid to stop his feet from getting sweaty and smelly. Ben Donnelly, 33, from Kensington, London, has always loved the freedom of walking shoeless. In his teens, he read about the barefoot movement online, but it wasn't until he went to the University of Surrey to study music and sound recording in 2002, that he started embracing it himself. Four years ago, after changing jobs from a music teacher to a private tutor teaching a range of subjects, he started going barefoot full-time and as well as walking to shops, through the park and even going on the tube shoeless, he would work barefoot. While he attracts strange looks from strangers, his girlfriend, art curator Carolina Lio, 32, supports Ben's decision to boycott footwear. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4424068/Man-hasn-t-worn-shoes-FOUR-YEARS-stop-feet-smelling.html#ixzz4ejHRr7d6 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 2017-05-10T19:39:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/19/florida-official-arms-itself-against-the-war-on-zika-by-releasing-thousands-of-killer-mosquito/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/asian-tiger-mosquito.jpgasian-tiger-mosquitoThousands of bacteria-infected mosquitoes were released in the wild Tuesday near Key West, testing a new way to kill mosquitoes that carry Zika and other viruses. The Florida Keys Mosquito Control District released 20,000 male mosquitoes infected by the Kentucky-based company MosquitoMate with naturally occurring Wolbachia bacteria. The offspring produced when the lab-bred mosquitoes mate with wild female mosquitoes won't survive to adulthood. Male mosquitoes don't bite, and Wolbachia is not harmful to humans. 'The eggs never even hatch,' said Stephen Dobson, MosquitoMate's founder. The infected mosquitoes were flown in cardboard tubes — similar to ones used in paper towel rolls — from Lexington, Kentucky, to Key West on Tuesday morning. 2017-04-19T19:17:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/19/shocking-news-calling-your-girlfriend-fat-will-end-in-destruction-and-near-death/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angry-bruce-banner-transforms-into-the-hulk-in-the-avengers.gifAngry-Bruce-Banner-Transforms-Into-The-Hulk-In-The-Avengershttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/kari-corwin-628x420.jpgKari-Corwin-628x420DailyMail- A Florida woman was arrested after she chased after him and then bashed in her long-term boyfriend’s windshield with a tire iron because he called her fat. Kari Corwin took her rage out on her boyfriend of three year’s company truck after an argument that was sparked when he tried to fat-shame her on Saturday night in Umatilla, Florida. The 25-year-old had been drinking when she took a tire iron to his windshield and wreaked havoc on the vehicle, totaling more than $2,000 in damage after swinging the tire iron at his face, she admitted to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office. Corwin didn’t stop at the windshield in her reported alcohol-induced rampage. After hurling the tire iron at the glass, she took a lawn ornament and banged it so hard against the hood, that it left the metal dented. Then she wrangled up a hose with a sprinkler attached and thew it through a window on the passenger’s side. 2017-04-19T16:52:40+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/18/this-giant-shipworm-is-one-of-the-grossest-things-ever-ever/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/nmi3otvkm2i1yymvofnjmkjmetnlr3zyqwftbutgrxjyajjmds1zps9maxqtaw4votawedkwmc9mawx0zxjzom5vx3vwc2nhbguoktpxdwfsaxr5kdgwks9odhrwoi8vaw1hz2vzlm1pyy5jb20vmny1y3jiawvyenhrzwowaghjmnkymhviy2hoax.gifNmI3OTVkM2I1YyMvOFNJMkJmeTNLR3ZYQWFTbUtGRXJYajJMdS1ZPS9maXQtaW4vOTAweDkwMC9maWx0ZXJzOm5vX3Vwc2NhbGUoKTpxdWFsaXR5KDgwKS9odHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzLm1pYy5jb20vMnY1Y3JiaWVyenhrZWowaGhjMnkyMHViY2hoaXMic - Scientists are pumped about discovering a group of giant shipworms living in a lagoon in the Philippines, but it's safe to say the internet is collectively grossed out. The discovery marks the first time scientists have found living examples of this species of giant shipworm, which can grow to be up to five feet long and 2.3 inches in diameter, according to the BBC. The researchers published their findings in an academic journal and shared video footage of the team removing one of the slimy black worms from its tube-shaped shell. The giant shipworm is technically a bivalve, like clams and mussels. Its shell grows to form a hard tip over its head, which it uses to burrow down into the mud. "If they want to grow, they have to open that end of that tube, so somehow dissolve or reabsorb that cap on the bottom, grow, extend the tube down further into the mud, and then they seal it off again," study co-author Dan Distel explained to the Guardian. Distel described the moment the team opened up the giant shipworm's tube-like shell as "quite amazing." Scientists didn't even know what color the giant shipworm would be until it slid out. "That color of the animal is sort of shocking," Distel said. "Most bivalves are grayish, tan, pink, brown, light beige colors. This thing just has this gunmetal-black color. It is much beefier, more muscular than any other bivalve I had ever seen." But not everyone is as delighted as Distel and his team are with the giant shipworm. Headlines described the giant shipworm with phrases like "utterly horrifying" and "toe-curling." It seems some people wish the scientists left the terrifying slime worm right where they found it: hidden in its shell at the bottom of a lagoon.2017-04-18T21:57:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/04/18/good-news-of-the-day-we-wont-be-obliterated-by-an-asteroid-tomorrow/2017-04-18T21:37:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/25/dont-know-what-the-end-game-was-for-jeremy-putnam-but-dressing-up-as-the-joker-wielding-a-sword-will-get-you-arrested-10-out-of-10-times/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/1490446727196.jpg1490446727196Foxnews- The Joker is behind bars. It’s a storyline that could be straight out of the comic books. Yet in Winchester, Virginia, it's a true story. Local police said they arrested a man dressed like the famous comic book villain – decked out in a cape and carrying a sword. Police spokesperson Jennifer Hall said the department received several 911 calls Friday afternoon reporting a man made up as Batman’s nemesis. Thirty-one-year-old Jeremy Putman was arrested and charged with wearing a mask in public, a felony in the state of Virginia that can result in a year in jail. It wasn’t immediately clear whether Putman has a lawyer.2017-03-25T19:30:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/24/i-have-my-gripes-with-this-woman-who-was-stranded-at-the-grand-canyon-for-5-days/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-24-at-11-02-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-24 at 11.02.15 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8b592900000578-0-image-m-50_1490240738337.jpg3E8B592900000578-0-image-m-50_1490240738337https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8b592900000578-0-image-a-57_1490241536217.jpg3E8B592900000578-0-image-a-57_1490241536217https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8b466000000578-0-image-m-52_1490240763660.jpg3E8B466000000578-0-image-m-52_1490240763660https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8b331d00000578-0-image-a-54_1490240831205.jpg3E8B331D00000578-0-image-a-54_1490240831205https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8b466900000578-0-image-a-33_1490239885500.jpg3E8B466900000578-0-image-a-33_1490239885500A Texas woman who spent five days stranded near the Grand Canyon was found on Friday thanks to her superb survival skills. Amber VanHecke, 24, had planned to spend some of her Spring Break hiking - but found her endurance put to an even greater test when her car ran out of gas near the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. 'It's a very remote area,' rescuer Jonah Nieves said, according to azcentral.com. 'You think of the Grand Canyon, you're thinking big trees, grass. There's nothing. 'It's like the Sahara Desert. It's just empty.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341126/Woman-survives-5-days-desert-near-Grand-Canyon.html#ixzz4cBGp5sW0 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook On March 10, VanHecke posted a photo of herself and her vehicle - stuffed with preparations - on Facebook with the message 'Bye Texas! I'll see you in ten days.' Two days later her frequent Facebook posts dried up. She had vanished. In a post on Facebook on Saturday she explained that she had followed a Google Maps direction that led her down a road that didn't exist. After driving off-road, her GPS died and she burned through her fuel trying to find it again. By the time she had found the road, she was hopelessly stranded. HELP: She carefully measured out her food, rationing it out to last 23 days, and spelled out 'HELP' in rocks (pictured) HELP: She carefully measured out her food, rationing it out to last 23 days, and spelled out 'HELP' in rocks (pictured) For the next five days, VanHecke - alone, with dwindling supplies of food and water and in very real danger of dying - could only wait for help to arrive. But Nieves said that her ingenuity helped protect her. 'She ran out of gas ... but she was a survivor,' he said. 'She did a lot of things that helped her survive.' VanHecke rationed out her limited supplies of food and water, ensuring that she would be able to keep going - and had 16-18 days of her rations left when she was found. After a truck drove down the road, missing her entirely, she built a barricade across the lane. She made 10-foot-tall 'SOS' and 30-foot-tall 'HELP' signs on the ground out of rocks, and flashed her headlamp into the sky at night. Most importantly, when she attempted to get a phone signal by leaving her car and walking down the road on March 17, she left notes telling anyone who found the car to go for help. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341126/Woman-survives-5-days-desert-near-Grand-Canyon.html#ixzz4cBGrqTMN Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook She managed to get a call through to the Coconino County Sheriff's Office on her cell phone - which she had charged using her car battery - but the signal cut out before she could give them the exact location. So when Nieves - who is an Air Rescue pilot with the Department of Public Safety - spotted her empty vehicle glinting in the sunlight after 40 minutes in the air, the notes she left behind were vital. 'If she didn't leave notes, then you're like, "Is this the person we're looking for?"' he said. 'There are a lot more questions up in the air.' He found VanHecke shortly afterwards by the side of the road, waving to his helicopter. She had hiked a total of 21-22 miles to get the signal, she later said. VanHecke was crying with joy when Nieves found her, and was taken to a hospital, where she was given the all-clear. Although she said she had 'trauma' from her terrifying experience, VanHecke was whimsical about her misadventure when she posted her adventures on Facebook. 'On the bright side I guess I got to cross riding in a helicopter off of my bucket list,' she wrote. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341126/Woman-survives-5-days-desert-near-Grand-Canyon.html#ixzz4cBGv3IZJ Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2017-03-24T15:26:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/23/this-guy-doesnt-take-losing-video-games-easily/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/rrazmt9aplhcnltk45ca.jpgrrazmt9aplhcnltk45cahttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/euewk62czbiq6savo0lp.jpgeuewk62czbiq6savo0lphttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/djmr4mf6ooh1yeyvymfl.jpgdjmr4mf6ooh1yeyvymfl2017-03-23T19:40:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/23/tweeting-a-flashing-gif-to-a-reporter-to-trigger-his-seizures-his-diabolicalalso-a-hate-crime/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8a74b600000578-0-_dangerous_authorities_said_this_gif_which_flashed_quickly_and_c-a-1_1490229707908.jpg3E8A74B600000578-0-_Dangerous_Authorities_said_this_gif_which_flashed_quickly_and_c-a-1_1490229707908A Texas Trump supporter who allegedly tweeted a flashing gif at an epileptic Newsweek journalist has been indicted on a 'deadly weapon' charge. John Rayne Rivello, 29, of Salisbury, Maryland, has been indicted on an aggravated assault charge enhanced as a hate crime for sending the image to journalist Kurt Eichenwald in December. The tweet, allegedly sent by Rivello in response to Eichenwald's criticism of then-president-elect Donald Trump, read 'You deserve a seizure for your posts.' Rivello used 'a Tweet and a Graphics Interchange Format (GIF) and an Electronic Device and Hands, during the commission of the assault,' the indictment read, according to CBS News. Those constituted a 'deadly weapon' aimed at the openly epileptic journalist, the jury decided. It also said that Rivello targeted Eichenwald, who writes critical opinion pieces on Trump for Newsweek, because he was a person of 'Jewish faith or descent.' The tweet was sent after an interview on Fox News when Eichenwald was grilled over a tweet he posted last September claiming Donald Trump suffered a nervous breakdown in 1990 and was institutionalized. Eichenwald deleted the tweet soon after but was criticised over its lack of supporting evidence. According to an unsealed criminal complaint highlighted by Heat Street, Eichenwald suffered an eight-minute-long full bodily seizure and loss of consciousness after seeing the flashing image. His wife was able to put him in a safe position on the floor before calling police, the document said. She also tweeted using his account: 'This is his wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4340814/Man-indicted-sending-dangerous-tweet-epileptic.html#ixzz4c978CRnl Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4340814/Man-indicted-sending-dangerous-tweet-epileptic.html#ixzz4c96wTk9R Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4340814/Man-indicted-sending-dangerous-tweet-epileptic.html#ixzz4c96oVYyQ Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2017-03-23T11:38:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/22/my-dick-got-a-little-hard-knowing-the-us-military-built-an-electromagnetic-railgun-that-can-fire-projectiles-at-4500-mph/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-22-at-1-32-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-22 at 1.32.24 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-22-at-1-29-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-22 at 1.29.31 PMhe US military are in the process of testing a new electromagnetic gun that can fire ammo at 4,500mph. The Navy have developed a weapon that will use a ship's self-generated power to fire at long-range targets. This means that the electromagnetic railgun launcher uses electricity instead of chemical propellants. Magnetic fields created by high electrical currents accelerate a sliding metal conductor, or armature, between two rails to launch projectiles at 4,500mph. The railgun is powered by electricity that has been generated by the ship and stored in a 'pulse power system'. Next, an electric pulse is sent to the railgun, creating an electromagnetic force accelerating the projectile up to Mach 6. Using its extreme speed on impact, the kinetic energy warhead eliminates the hazards of high explosives being kept on the ship, and on land, reduces the chance of unexploded bombs which could potentially be detonated. According to the Office of Naval Research : "The railgun is a true warfighter game changer. "Wide-area coverage and exceptionally quick response will extend the reach and lethality of ships armed with this technology."2017-03-22T17:51:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/22/teen-suspended-for-3-days-for-selling-sex-toys-that-were-actually-just-those-water-snake-wigglies/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-22-at-10-05-27-am.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-22 at 10.05.27 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3e8299f800000578-4337490-halbeck_said_the_sale_of_the_wigglies_priced_at_1_each_was_to_be-a-15_1490160149925.jpg3E8299F800000578-4337490-Halbeck_said_the_sale_of_the_wigglies_priced_at_1_each_was_to_be-a-15_1490160149925RACINE -- A Racine family says their principal accused their child of selling sex toys at school. The 12-year-old girl's father has been trying to clear his daughter's name ever since she was suspended for three days from Trinity Lutheran School on Geneva Street in Racine. Parents may recognize the toy in question. They are called "water snake wigglies." The girl claims she had permission from a teacher to sell the children's toys. However, the principal at Trinity Lutheran School accused the student of selling what she thought were sex toys. The school's pastor, Pastor David Gehne, said this issue already went before the school board, which sided with the principal. "We wouldn't discuss the details of any situation regarding one of our children, they're all minors," said Gehne. "In your wildest imaginations, no adult could possibly view this as a sex toy, this is a water-filled bag," said Milt Habeck, the father of the girl. Habeck adds he does not plan to stop until his daughter's record is cleared. He wrote a blog online that includes witness statements titled: "Vindicate Frances."2017-03-22T14:08:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/22/wheel-of-fugitive-is-brevard-countys-hottest-weekly-criminal-outing-game-show/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/c7dwqlbxkaasecu.jpgC7dwqlBXkAAsecU2017-03-22T12:21:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/21/fuck-this-dude-with-out-legs-running-on-a-treadmill/2017-03-21T14:48:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/19/no-one-has-looked-more-comfortable-rag-dolling-a-guy-than-this-alleged-rapist-in-baby-blue-eeyore-pajama-onsie/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-19-at-1-28-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-19 at 1.28.46 PMLINK TO VIDEO HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2017-03-19T18:07:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/18/i-dont-hate-this-felons-move-for-hiding-behind-a-massive-teddy-bear/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-17-at-3-24-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-17 at 3.24.31 PMWASHINGTON — News Release / Pierce County Sheriff — On the afternoon of Thursday March 9, two Department of Corrections officers conducted a compliance check on a subject who was on active DOC supervision at a residence on 28th Ave. E. in the Brookdale area of Tacoma. The deputies in our Gang Unit assisted in the compliance check because DOC had information that another person living in the residence had an active felony warrant for his arrest. When deputies entered the residence they were told the wanted man was in the house. As they walked through the house, deputies initially did not see the see the suspect… but they did see a giant 6 foot tall stuffed teddy bear in the corner of one of the bedrooms… and the suspect was crouched down hiding behind it.2017-03-18T11:50:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/15/why-on-earth-were-these-canadian-people-just-driving-on-a-frozen-lake-all-willy-nilly-until-the-ice-cracked-and-swallowed-their-truck/2017-03-16T01:44:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/15/we-got-another-highly-venomous-cobra-loose-in-central-florida/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c934362c00002100fee7bd.jpeg58c934362c00002100fee7bdHP- A central Florida neighborhood is on high alert after a man reported his two-foot suphan cobra missing on Monday night. The highly venomous snake likely slithered out of its enclosure at a home in Oviedo around 9 p.m. It’s not yet clear whether it escaped the residence, the Florida Wildlife Commission said. The snake’s owner, Brian Purdy, holds a venomous reptile permit. He reported his pet missing just after 11 p.m., wildlife officials said. Purdy said he wasn’t home when the snake escaped. Instead, a man who had been shadowing him to obtain his own venomous reptiles permit opened its enclosure, the Ocala Star Banner reported, citing police. The other man, who was using a shield for protection, opened the enclosure because he couldn’t see the animal inside, Purdy said. The cobra jumped at the man and then slid away. The man said he had made sure that the room was secured.2017-03-15T17:47:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/10/im-gonna-give-this-charlize-theron-movie-atomic-blonde-a-chance/2017-03-10T18:56:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/10/if-you-live-in-florida-you-can-make-money-killing-pythons/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/img_0609-jpg.jpegIMG_0609.JPGhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/giphy.gifgiphy2017-03-10T18:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/10/using-your-wrongful-conviction-settlement-money-to-rebuild-your-street-gang-is-not-a-great-way-to-spend-twenty-five-million-dollars/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-10-at-12-34-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-10 at 12.34.27 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jimenez.pngjimenezCHICAGO (WSVN) — A gang leader who was awarded $25 million in a wrongful conviction lawsuit is heading back behind bars after using his settlement to rebuild his street gang. According to Fox 5, U.S. District Judge Harry Leinenweber on Thursday sentenced 38-year-old Thaddeus Jimenez to over nine years in prison for weapons charges, after video showed him shooting rival gang members. The sentence comes five years after Jimenez sued the city of Chicago and the police department for a wrongful murder conviction. The incriminating video was shot on an iPhone by Jimenez’s co-defendent Jose Roman, showing the pair driving around the city in August of 2015. Prosecutors said the two were looking for rival gang members. The video shows Jimenez shooting former gang member Earl Casteel in both legs before driving away. Both Jimenez and Roman pleaded guilty to federal weapons charges, but will be back in court to stand trial in Casteel’s shooting. At just 13 years old, Jimenez was charged with the 1993 murder of a 19-year-old gang member. He was released from prison in 2009 after witnesses recanted their testimony. After winning the $25 million settlement, the Chicago Tribune reports that Jimenez spent millions on luxury cars for both himself and his gang, the Simon City Royals. The paper reports he also started a social media campaign to grow the gang, and paid members to tattoo their faces with the gang’s insignia.2017-03-10T17:37:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/10/lady-drives-from-upstate-new-york-to-arkansas-to-dump-a-body-in-a-suitcase-for-what-seems-to-be-no-apparent-reason/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hqdefault.jpghqdefaultPolice in two states say they are trying to figure out why a woman hauled an elderly man's body in a suitcase more than 1,000 miles from upstate New York to Arkansas and then dumped it in a rice field. Virginia Colvin, 56, faces a preliminary charge of abuse of a corpse. Investigators say they are still seeking a motive. Police say the body found Sunday at a farm 50 miles northeast of Little Rock appears to be that of a man who died in Johnstown, New York. The body has been sent to an Arkansas crime lab to be identified and to pinpoint how he died. 'At this point in time, we believe that he died of natural causes,' Johnstown Police Lt. Dave Gilbo told News 10 ABC in Albany, New York. 'We just can't determine why the body was transported from here to Arkansas.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4298228/New-York-woman-jailed-body-Arkansas-farm.html#ixzz4aw9IrY80 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2017-03-10T15:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/08/comedianactor-faizon-love-from-the-replacements-ragdolls-the-shit-out-of-this-dude-at-an-airport/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-2-43-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 2.43.57 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-2-36-35-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 2.36.35 PMCOLUMBUS, Ohio - Actor and comedian Faizon Love is accused of assaulting a man at John Glenn Columbus International Airport Tuesday afternoon, according to court documents filed with Franklin County Municipal Court. Love and a man were in a verbal argument when Love grabbed the man by his neck and threw him on the ground and into a desk according to court documents. The documents show the man says he was cut above his eye. The incident happened near the valet booth in baggage claim. Court records show Love was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor count of assault. The records do not show what the argument was about.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-2-36-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 2.36.24 PM2017-03-08T19:58:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/08/german-should-ashamed-for-being-fooled-by-this-fake-ryan-gosling/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-1-51-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 1.51.09 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-1-50-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 1.50.37 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-08-at-1-50-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-08 at 1.50.15 PM2017-03-08T19:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/03/07/screen-rant-logan-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-07-at-10-00-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-07 at 10.00.09 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-07-at-9-58-41-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-07 at 9.58.41 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-07-at-9-27-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2017-03-07 at 9.27.18 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-03-at-10-48-02-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-03-03-at-10-48-02-pm2017-03-08T03:22:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/02/27/a-sinkhole-has-opened-up-in-broward-and-im-pretty-sure-its-time-to-leave-this-state/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-27-at-7-56-16-am.pngscreen-shot-2017-02-27-at-7-56-16-amhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-27-at-7-55-22-am.pngscreen-shot-2017-02-27-at-7-55-22-am2017-02-27T13:10:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/02/21/screen-rant-john-wick-chapter-2-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screen-shot-2017-02-20-at-7-46-45-am.pngscreen-shot-2017-02-20-at-7-46-45-amhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/dynamic_resize.jpgdynamic_resizeKeanu Reeves, goalie coach, circa 1981. 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Just when you thought you had moved on to a sophisticated iPhone 7 and were ready to leave the awesome full QWERTY keyboard for good, TCL go and bring out a brand new Blackberry ‘Mercury’ (unconfirmed name). The Chinese tech giant TCL is planning to reinvigorate the brand with a focus on security, productivity and reliability – but they’re keeping the old QWERTY keyboard (they couldn’t get rid of that). The Android handset, which claims to offer ‘the most complete end-to-end smartphone security available on Android’, will be previewed at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) this weekend, Mashable reports.Due to Blackberry’s dwindling success in recent years, market researchers think the new phone could be a suicide mission for TCL. I, on the other hand, have no doubt that everyone’s inner Blackberry-obsessed teenager will awaken at the sight of the keyboard.2017-01-08T05:31:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/07/esteban-santiago-was-the-airport-shooter-ft-lauderdale-resident-esteban-guzman-santiago-is-not/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-07-at-10-56-00-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-07-at-10-56-00-pmYesterday afternoon, Fort Lauderdale resident Esteban Marcelo Guzman-Santiago got off work and noticed that about a hundred comments had poured onto a Facebook video he had posted from an awards ceremony. "Is this the guy???" someone wrote. Chimed in another, "I'd be a killer to (sic) if I had a face that looked like that." Guzman-Santiago, 23, quickly realized that he had the misfortune of sharing a name with the man who opened fire at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport in a rampage that killed five and injured eight yesterday. That, coupled with the fact he lives in Fort Lauderdale, apparently led internet sleuths to think they'd found their guy. "Your a peice of shit I hope u burn to death," a West Virginia man told Guzman-Santiago in a message . In the comments on Guzman-Santiago's video, others debated whether they'd truly found the culprit. Maybe this Esteban wasn't the right size. Plus, the video, posted about an hour after the shooting, didn't look like it was filmed in an airport. "Yall FB a name and think yall solved the crime," one woman wrote. In fact, the true shooter had been apprehended almost immediately after the shooting, Broward Sheriff Scott Israel said during a news conference. By the time Guzman-Santiago left work around 5:30 p.m., the gunman had been in custody for several hours. That didn't stop the armchair detectives from forming an Internet mob, though. As Guzman-Santiago drove home from the call center where he works, his phone rang, and it was someone asking if he was the shooter. He'd had enough. "Listen, everybody who is messaging me, texting me, calling me, asking me am I this motherfucking shooter," he said in a Facebook Live video, "I just left from work. I just got through from graduating from the training program. How in the goddamn fuck am I the goddamn shooter?" He added that if he was the shooter, "I wouldn't be responding to your motherfucking comments any motherfucking way." In an interview with New Times, Guzman-Santiago says it was nerve-wracking that people assumed he was the culprit — especially when he got the phone call. He's dismayed people were so quick to jump to conclusions. And he worries about how the name association will follow him. "When you go somewhere and they're like, 'Oh, your name is Esteban Santiago,' and you verify your name, even though they may not say something in the moment, in the back of their head, they might be worried, 'Is he in any way associated with this guy?'" Guzman-Santiago says. The man believed to have carried out the shooting, which happened just before 1 p.m. in the baggage claim area of Terminal 2, is a 26-year-old U.S. Army veteran who served in Iraq. In November, according to the Miami Herald, he visited an FBI office in Anchorage, where he was reportedly living, to confess he felt compelled to fight for ISIS. He was sent for psychiatric help. A Facebook profile belonging to that Esteban Santiago has already disappeared from the site.2017-01-08T04:32:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/07/do-people-think-david-blaine-is-a-good-magician-do-they-still-think-that-after-he-accidentally-shot-himself-in-the-mouth/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-07-at-4-38-29-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-07-at-4-38-29-pmMAGICIAN David Blaine is known for his crazy stunts, but he has risked death in his latest trick — which saw him shoot himself in the mouth. The 43-year-old’s show Beyond Magic, which aired this week, showed a clip of him spitting out frogs to a live audience which included footballer David Beckham, The Sun reports. The show’s main event was Blaine’s famous bullet catch, which he first attempted in 2010. Blaine has revamped the trick by pulling the trigger on himself, in front of 20,000 people at Las Vegas’ MGM Grand Garden Arena. The performer prepared for the dangerous trick by allowing friends to shoot him in the chest, while wearing a bulletproof vest. He was then fitted with a special gum shield to hold a metal cup, in which Blaine would catch the bullet. But the cup was slipping in and out of the grooves of the mouth guard, showing the first sign of later problems. Blaine held a rope attached to the rifle, while the laser pointed to the spot where the bullet would hit. As Blaine tugged on the rope, the bullet was fired into the cup — but the gum shield shattered in the process. Speaking over the action, Blaine’s narration explained: “Time just started to move really slow. “When the bullet struck the cup, there was a high-pitched ringing in my ears and I felt an impact on the back of my throat. “I was sure the bullet went right through my head and that I was dead. “Suddenly I became aware of the pain and it brought me back. At that moment I realised that the mouth guard had shattered again, and I was alive.” After being checked over by doctors, Blaine discovered that he had a lacerated throat — and his friends have refused to assist with the death-defying stunt ever again. But, shockingly, Blaine still plans to do the trick in his upcoming world tour. This story originally appeared in The Sun and is republished here with permission.2017-01-07T22:07:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/07/the-far-from-comprehensive-break-down-of-the-2017-golden-globes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-07-at-2-29-59-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-07-at-2-29-59-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/golden-globe-awards.jpggolden-globe-awards2017-01-07T21:17:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/04/screen-rant-assassins-creed-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-20-36-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-20-36-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-18-11-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-18-11-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-17-35-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-17-35-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-16-52-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-16-52-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-16-16-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-16-16-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-15-40-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-15-40-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-13-28-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-13-28-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-06-31-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-06-31-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-05-55-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-05-55-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-05-19-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-04-at-8-05-19-pm2017-01-05T02:21:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/01/screen-rant-la-la-land-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-2-06-01-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-2-06-01-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-2-05-47-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-2-05-47-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-57-59-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-57-59-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-56-40-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-56-40-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-53-26-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-53-26-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-57-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-57-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-24-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-24-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-11-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-52-11-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-51-47-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-51-47-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-51-29-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-28-at-1-51-29-pm2017-01-04T18:27:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/04/the-catholic-church-is-changing-its-brand-by-pimping-out-woman-and-hosting-orgies/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/80112593.jpg80112593An Italian Catholic priest is under investigation for allegedly organizing orgies in his church’s rectory and acting as a pimp for up to 15 women. Authorities are investigating Father Andrea Contin, a 48-year-old parish priest at the Church of San Lazzaro in Padua, for living off immoral earnings and psychological violence following complaints from three female parishioners, The Times reported. A variety of sex toys, pornography obscured with covers featuring the names of past popes, and videos reportedly showing orgies taking place on the church premises have been seized by police, according to local media reports. The 48-year-old priest also allegedly pimped out up to 15 women on wife-swapping websites and enjoyed expensive holidays with his lovers in exotic locations including Croatia, France and Austria. Among his trips abroad was a stop at a naturist and swingers resort in Cap d’Adge, located on the Southern coast of France, according to International Business Times. A bishop first received complaints about Contin earlier this summer, but church authorities didn’t contact the police so they could first complete their own investigation, the Times reported. Contin was, however, asked to leave the parish pending a thorough investigation, though “that does not amount to a conviction,” according to a statement from the Diocese of Padua. One 49-year-old church volunteer during an anonymous interview with local media claimed she had an affair with the priest and confirmed that they had sex in the rectory. “There were a lot of women hovering around him,” she said. “I didn’t understand that at first, only later.” Contin has not been arrested, but a prosecutor is reportedly looking into the allegations.2017-01-04T18:24:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/03/id-so-much-rather-be-eating-black-people-food-over-some-bougie-ass-white-people-food-at-this-billionaire-wifes-luxury-ranch-any-day-of-the-week/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-03-at-11-40-13-am.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-03-at-11-40-13-amThe ex-wife of a billionaire told a chef to cook her guests 'black people food' at her $2,000 a night ranch and horse sanctuary, court paper have revealed. Madeleine Pickens, who recently divorced Texas oil tycoon T.Boone Pickens, is accused of telling former chef Armand Appling not to serve 'white people food' at her Mustang Wild Horse Eco-Resort in Nevada. Appling claims he was fired in 2014 for complaining about working in a hostile work environment and has now filed a federal lawsuit accusing her of racial discrimination. He accuses the wealthy philanthropist of telling him fried chicken, BBQ ribs and corn bread would be the perfect meal for the tourists who pay more than $2,000 per night to stay at the plush resort. He says Pickens' stereotypical references were commonplace at the Elko County ranch in Nevada, close to the border with Utah. Appling, who is African American, also alleges that Pickens, who is white, instructed him to terminate two other black kitchen staffers — one she referred to as her 'bull' or 'ox' and another who had 'too much personality.' He says she told him they didn't 'look like people we have working at the country club' and didn't 'fit the image' of the staff she wanted at the ranch. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081164/Lawsuit-Dude-ranch-owner-asked-chef-black-people-food.html#ixzz4UiYHqVxS Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2017-01-03T16:52:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/02/this-plumber-who-lets-in-a-titanic-sized-flood-into-this-apartment-because-he-didnt-want-to-get-charged-150-bucks-to-turn-off-the-water-is-not-a-very-good-plumber/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/jan-02-2017-16-19-57.gifjan-02-2017-16-19-57https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-02-at-3-56-19-pm.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-02-at-3-56-19-pm2017-01-02T21:21:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2017/01/01/if-you-chose-to-call-yourself-satans-son-right-before-a-fight-itll-probably-hurt-your-street-cred-the-second-you-get-knocked-out/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screen-shot-2017-01-01-at-10-19-13-am.pngscreen-shot-2017-01-01-at-10-19-13-amLINK TO VIDOE HERE2017-01-01T15:31:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/31/tmz-outing-that-george-michael-became-a-fat-guy-before-he-died-is-so-disrespectful/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-31-at-10-11-47-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-31-at-10-11-47-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/george-95a2eecf-f9d8-4619-a543-6dd62bb9b226.jpggeorge-95a2eecf-f9d8-4619-a543-6dd62bb9b226https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-31-at-9-40-39-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-31-at-9-40-39-pmGeorge Michael's death has become suddenly mysterious, because we've learned the autopsy was inconclusive as to cause of death. Law enforcement says there will be further tests performed to pinpoint why Michael died on Christmas day, in his sleep. We were told earlier the medical examiner would perform toxicology tests. Sources denied there was any evidence Michael OD'd, but it is interesting the autopsy showed no apparent reason why the singer passed. Law enforcement calls the death "unexplained but not suspicious." Michael struggled with drug use for years. He had also gained a tremendous amount of weight in the months leading up to his death.2017-01-01T03:18:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/23/jagr-became-2nd-all-time-in-points-last-night/2016-12-23T15:54:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/21/jacksonville-woman-sells-positive-pregnancy-test-to-pay-for-school/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/585861cb1200008310ef03b4.png585861cb1200008310ef03b4A pregnant woman in Florida claims she’s making money doing something she has to do anyway ― go to the bathroom. The unidentified woman recently posted an ad on Craigslist saying she is three months pregnant and offering to sell positive pregnancy tests for $25 each ― two for $35 if the customer is traveling more than 60 miles. The ad has since been removed, but a screenshot appears below. The post makes it clear that the woman knows there are lots of potential uses for a positive pregnancy test. But it stresses that she doesn’t care to hear her customers’ particular plans: “Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the ceo of where ever who you are having an affair with I DONT CARE AT ALL this is an absolutely no questions asked type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange. I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult.” Jacksonville station WJAX-TV went undercover to contact the woman. An intern met her and handed over a newly purchased pregnancy test. After she’d turned it positive, the reporter appeared to ask questions. The expectant mother agreed to be interviewed as long as she was not identified. “Me being in college, working on a bachelor’s and needing all this money to pay for a degree, this was a no-brainer,” the woman told the station. She added that she can earn about $200 a day urinating.2016-12-21T17:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/19/finding-a-snake-in-a-christmas-true-would-ruin-the-holiday-for-me-forever/2016-12-19T20:31:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/19/vinnie-viola-nominated-as-secretary-of-the-army/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mi-ca707_vinnie_gr_20140112181911.jpgmi-ca707_vinnie_gr_20140112181911Florida Panthers owner Vinnie Viola has been selected by President-elect Donald Trump to be the new Secretary of the Army subject to Senate confirmation. Viola, a 1977 graduate of West Point, is the founder of Virtu Financial and bought the Panthers in 2013. Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nhl/florida-panthers/article121729109.html#storylink=cpyTrump and Viola apparently met last week at Trump Tower in New York. “I am proud to have such an incredibly accomplished and selfless individual as Vincent Viola as our Secretary of the Army,” Trump said in a statement. “Whether it is his distinguished military service or highly impressive track record in the world of business, Vinnie has proved throughout his life that he knows how to be a leader and deliver major results in the face of any challenge. “He is a man of outstanding work ethic, integrity, and strategic vision, with an exceptional ability to motivate others. The American people, whether civilian or military, should have great confidence that Vinnie Viola has what it takes to keep America safe and oversee issues of concern to our troops in the Army.” Viola, who founded the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point following the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, says the nomination is a “great honor.” Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nhl/florida-panthers/article121729109.html#storylink=cpy“If confirmed, I will work tirelessly to provide our president with the land force he will need to accomplish any mission in support of his National Defense Strategy,” Viola said in the release. “A primary focus of my leadership will be ensuring that America's soldiers have the ways and means to fight and win across the full spectrum of conflict. This great honor comes with great responsibility, and I will fight for the American people and their right to live free every day.” Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nhl/florida-panthers/article121729109.html#storylink=cpyAccording to the Florida Panthers, ownership of the team would remain in the Viola family pending confirmation. Doug Cifu, a partner of Viola’s with the Panthers as well as Virtu Financial, would become chairman and governor of Sunrise Sports and Entertainment. “Our hockey team has always been proud to be part of Mr. Viola’s legacy,” Florida’s Dale Tallon said. “We admire his dedication to his country and are excited to watch him pursue this new endeavor.” Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nhl/florida-panthers/article121729109.html#storylink=cpySaid Panthers CEO and West Point graduate Matthew Caldwell: “We are honored and humbled to see Mr. Viola nominated as the Secretary of the Army. We could not be more proud for Vinnie and his dedication to our country.” Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nhl/florida-panthers/article121729109.html#storylink=cpy2016-12-19T15:48:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/19/south-beach-lawyer-makes-a-porno-intentionally-leaks-it-blackmails-people-who-illegally-watched-it-is-arrested-for-blackmail/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-18-at-3-19-00-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-18-at-3-19-00-pmA South Beach lawyer was charged yesterday with operating a massive porn-blackmail scheme, in which he and his cohorts would make their own porn then upload it onto the internet in places they knew it would be illegally downloaded. The feds say that lawyer, John Steele, and his team would then wait for someone to download that porn, and then blackmail them into forking over wads of cash, lest Steele reveal the victim's porn-watching history to the world. According to a federal indictment filed yesterday, Steele — a Minnesota native with a name that sounds suspiciously like a male porn star's — made $6 million from the scheme, working in tandem with his University of Minnesota classmate, Paul Hansmeier. Steele was arrested in Fort Lauderdale earlier today, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. In November 2011, he opened a branch of his law firm, Prenda Law, on 1111 Lincoln Road in Miami Beach. "Between 2011 and 2014, defendants Paul R. Hansmeier and John L. Steele orchestrated an elaborate scheme to fraudulently obtain millions of dollars in copyright lawsuit settlements by deceiving state and federal courts throughout the country," the indictment says. "In order to carry out the scheme, the defendants used sham entities to obtain copyrights to pornographic movies — some of which they filmed themselves — and then uploaded those movies to file-sharing websites in order to lure people to download the movies."2016-12-19T15:15:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/18/florida-gets-to-be-the-first-state-to-have-mcdonalds-delivery/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hk_kln_bay_telford_plaza_mcdonalds_restaurant_mcspicy_chicken_filet_french_fries_nov-2014_love_mark_sign_n_coke.jpghk_kln_bay_telford_plaza_mcdonalds_restaurant_mcspicy_chicken_filet_french_fries_nov-2014_love_mark_sign_n_cokeIJR- The signing of the Declaration of Independence, the pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock, the first moon landing — these are all great moments in America's history, moments that have helped define us as a people and a nation. Well, history will smile upon this moment, too, for the long-thought impossible, yet forever dreamed of, is now set to happen. McDonald's is going to start delivering. The announcement is one of several interesting directions the company has taken in recent months. Earlier this year, McDonald's announced that it would respond to mandatory minimum wage hikes by replacing some workers with automation and adding self-serve kiosks for customers. Former McDonald's CEO Ed Rensi told Fox News: “It's cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to hire an employee who's inefficient making $15 an hour bagging french fries.” The delivery service will be available in Florida via Uber's new UberEats service at first, and based on feedback from Florida customers, McDonald's will make the decision whether or not to expand delivery service to other states. Delivery service is one more step in McDonald's effort to offer customers the “experience of the future,” which includes table service, lattes, and the aformentioned self-serve kiosks, according to CNBC. McDonald's also plans to start letting customers pay with a mobile app sometime next year.2016-12-18T19:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/07/this-alabama-shootout-mannequin-challenge-sucked-oh-and-they-were-all-subsequently-arrested-for-gun-and-drug-charges/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-26-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-26-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-24-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-24-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-18-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-18-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-14-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-14-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-12-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-12-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-09-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-09-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-08-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-08-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-05-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-52-05-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-51-55-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-51-55-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-51-54-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-07-at-1-51-54-pm2016-12-07T19:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/05/elliot-friedman-does-a-quick-interview-with-tom-rowe-regarding-gallants-firing/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-05-at-12-21-05-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-05-at-12-21-05-pm2016-12-05T18:45:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/05/lion-mauls-the-shit-out-of-a-zoo-keeper-in-a-nearly-perfect-youtube-video/2016-12-05T17:11:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/05/girl-in-panties-tases-herself-in-vagina/2021-07-21T17:11:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/05/screen-rant-allied-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-05-at-9-26-22-am.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-05-at-9-26-22-amhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-50-40-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-50-40-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-49-15-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-49-15-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-48-41-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-48-41-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-47-34-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-47-34-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-47-07-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-47-07-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-46-47-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-46-47-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-46-12-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-46-12-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-45-59-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-45-59-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-45-38-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-12-04-at-10-45-38-pm2016-12-05T14:32:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/01/no-ones-thirstier-than-this-chick-who-stole-a-dvd-copy-of-magic-mike-and-a-stick-of-salami/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/kidwell_20161129201925454_6707974_ver1-0_640_360.jpgkidwell_20161129201925454_6707974_ver1-0_640_360A 25-year-old St. Johns County woman was arrested after she tried to steal tools, DVDs and food from a St. Augustine Walmart, a police report said. Karson Kidwell was charged with grand theft after she stole $574 of items from Walmart by stuffing the items into a duffel bag, the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said. A Walmart loss prevention manager reported the theft. Among the items recovered: DVDs of the movies "Magic Mike," "The Campaign" and "Bad Teacher" and several tools, batteries and food items, including chicken and dry salami. The loss prevention manager noted that Kidwell took the items to the front of the store and attempted to walk the items out the door, the report said. Karson told the arresting officer that she stole the items because, "It's hard times." She planned to give away some of the items as Christmas gifts, the report said. 2016-12-02T03:01:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/12/01/2918/2016-12-01T16:18:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/30/screen-rant-arrival-spoilers-this-is-manly-about-jeremy-renner/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-30-at-8-37-59-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-30-at-8-37-59-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-30-at-8-26-34-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-30-at-8-26-34-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-09-19-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-09-19-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-08-36-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-08-36-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-08-16-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-08-16-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-05-35-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-05-35-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-04-28-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-04-28-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-02-39-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-02-39-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-01-35-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-01-35-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-01-01-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-29-at-7-01-01-pm2016-12-01T02:29:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/30/the-concept-art-for-the-new-power-rangers-alpha-5-looks-awful/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-30-at-6-15-53-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-30-at-6-15-53-pmUp until today, Lionsgate’s feature film take on the Power Rangers franchise was doing a remarkably (and surprisingly) good job of selling me on their vision. The director and the young cast of the title heroes may be relative unknowns to the wider moviegoing audience, but recruiting Elizabeth Banks as the villainous Rita Repulsa, Bryan Cranston as the heroic leader Zordon, and Bill Hader as the voice of robotic assistant Alpha 5 were smart, strategic moves. The biggest surprise for me so far was the fact that I actually like the redesigns for the Rangers’ battle suits and the metallic-yet-sexy design of Banks’ villainess. So far, we’ve only glimpsed the fighting machines known as Zords in character posters (for my money, the toy images don’t count). Everything we’ve seen looks pretty good. And then, today, the concept art for Alpha 5 was released. It’s … disconcerting. Alpha 5 has always had a bit of a strange design what with his flying-saucer-shaped head, lightning bolt chest icon, and his built-in CD drive, but man did they go for broke with this new look. And not in a good way. Now it’s worth mentioning that what you’re about to see is just concept art; there’s a good chance the final character won’t look quite this bizarre. There’s also a chance that the main design will stick and the finished product will look better once it’s in motion. Hader’s voice work can certainly save this train wreck, but I for one am hoping that some design changes and tweaks are coming in advance of the film’s March 24, 2017 release date.2016-11-30T23:46:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/30/rating-these-12-vintage-sandwiches/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/finals.jpgfinalsMentalFloss- The sandwich, a.k.a. foodstuff delivered inside a bread vehicle, is a timeless classic. The formula is open to endless interpretations, like lobster rolls, deep-fried Fluffernutter sandwiches, and donut grilled cheeses. In 1909, diners were arguably more creative with what they put between two slices of bread than they are today. The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich breaks the sandwich down into its seven main categories: fish, egg, salad, meat, cheese, nut, and sweet. No matter what you choose for filling, the turn-of-the-century publication emphasizes the importance of starting with good bread. A product “at least one day old” is preferred.2016-11-30T21:26:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/30/surprise-surprise-cupcakes-decorated-with-swastikas-arent-acceptable-for-14-year-old-jewish-girls-birthday/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/583df7801700002500e7ce25.png583df7801700002500e7ce25PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. - Sweet treats at a Jewish teen's birthday party in Paradise Valley turned into an offensive message after young party goers decided to decorate their cupcakes with swastika symbols. Pictures of the swastika topping began spreading on social media after the teen's mom posted about what happened on Facebook, writing that she hoped it could be used as a teaching moment for parents. According to the post the girls are all friends and told the Jewish teen's mom they did it to “be funny." The teen's mother also posted that her daughter and the girls at the party had just had a lesson on the holocaust, so she believed they knew very well what the symbol meant. Carlos Galindo-Elvira, the director of the Anti-Defamation League in Arizona says parents need to teach their children about the meaning symbols tied to acts of hate like the swastika. "When you joke with symbols like the swastika you begin to normalize them and make it very casual within our society,” Galindo Elvira told 12 News. In an update posted online the mother said the girls had apologized and that their parents had spoken with them about the severity of using symbols like the swastika. Galindo-Elvira hopes other parents can use the incident as a chance to do the same. 2016-11-30T18:56:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/30/gas-station-clerk-steals-a-thousand-dollars-worth-in-scratch-offs-probably-couldve-gotten-away-with-it-if-she-wasnt-such-a-chump/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fl-lotto.jpgfl-lottoPORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station clerk is accused of stealing $1,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. The Palm Beach Post reports 22-year-old Christina Marie Beyersdorf was arrested Monday after her manager at the Speedway station reported the theft. The Florida Lottery tickets cost $25 each. Port St. Lucie police say she took 40 $10 Million Fortune lottery tickets on Sunday morning. According to police, the theft was caught on surveillance video. After the manager confronted her, Beyersdorf agreed to return the tickets. Two had been scratched off but neither were winners. Beyersdorf was released from jail Monday on a $3,750 bond. Records don’t indicate whether she’s hired a lawyer.2016-11-30T17:10:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/27/the-panthers-fired-head-coach-gerard-gallant-after-tonights-3-2-lose-to-carolina/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gerard-gallant-hockey-card.jpggerard-gallant-hockey-card2016-11-28T03:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/11/02/did-bill-murray-give-a-ticket-to-game-6-away-to-a-stranger-because-hes-nice-or-does-he-have-no-friends-cause-hes-an-asshole/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screen-shot-2016-11-02-at-1-52-16-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-11-02-at-1-52-16-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/i.jpgiOne critical step in living a very Bill Murray life? Random acts of kindness. Per MLB.com, during last night's Game 6 of the World Series in Cleveland, baseball fanatic Murray gave a Chicago Cubs fan a free ticket, which just so happened to be right next to him in the luxurious box section behind home plate. Karen Michel, a lifelong Cubbies fan, explained that she initially tried to acquire a ticket at the Progressive Field box office, but when that proved unsuccessful, she spotted Murray walking into the stadium and decided to follow him out of intrigue. "He turns around and says, 'Here, here's a ticket,'" Michel told MLB. "And he kind of shuttled me into the door. I thought it was just a ticket to get in. But it was a ticket to sit right here." The duo spent the duration of the game chatting and getting to know each other, and the Cubs ended up clinching an impressive 9–3 win. And there you have it, more proof that Bill Murray is a good-luck charm for both the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Cubs fans everywhere.2016-11-02T18:09:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/19/girl-deep-throats-a-stick-of-butter/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-19-at-12-29-34-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-19-at-12-29-34-pm2016-10-19T18:44:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/19/azalea-the-female-chimp-who-smokes-a-pack-a-day-is-all-the-rage-in-pyongyang-zoo/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/azalea-smoking-chimp-1.jpgazalea-smoking-chimp-1PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — Pyongyang’s newly opened zoo has a new star: Azalea, the smoking chimpanzee. According to officials at the newly renovated zoo, which has become a favorite leisure spot in the North Korean capital since it re-opened in July, the 19-year-old female chimpanzee, whose name in Korean is “Dallae,” smokes about a pack a day. Dallae is short for azalea. They insist, however, she doesn’t inhale. Thrown a lighter by a zoo trainer, the chimpanzee lights her own cigarettes. If a lighter isn’t available, she can light up from lit cigarette if one is tossed her way. Though such a sight would draw outrage in many other locales, it seemed to delight visitors who roared with laughter on Wednesday as the chimpanzee, one of two at the zoo, sat puffing away as her trainer egged her on. The trainer also prompted her to touch her nose, bow thank you and do a simple dance. The zoo is pulling in thousands of visitors a day with a slew of attractions ranging from such typical fare as elephants, giraffes, penguins and monkeys to a high-tech natural history museum with displays showing the origins of the solar system and the evolution of life on Earth. Another of the most popular attractions that might come as a surprise to foreign visitors is the dog pavilion, which has everything from German shepherds to Shih Tzus. The zoo also has performances featuring other animals trained to do tricks, including a monkey that slam dunks basketballs, dogs trained to appear as though they can do addition on subtraction on an abacus and doves that fly around and land on a woman skating on an indoor stage. Renovations for the new zoo began in 2014, as part of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s efforts to create more modern and impressive structures and leisure centers around the capital. The zoo actually dates back to 1959, when Kim Il Sung, the nation’s first leader and the grandfather of Kim Jong Un, ordered it built on the outskirts of the city. According to its official history, the zoo started off with only 50 badgers.2016-10-19T15:44:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/19/panthers-fall-to-tampa-4-3-in-an-overtime-shootout-trocheck-discovered-nhl-equivalent-of-the-tuck-rule/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-18-at-10-41-44-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-18-at-10-41-44-pm2016-10-19T04:01:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/18/screen-rant-the-accountant-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-20-54-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-20-54-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-21-42-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-21-42-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-22-41-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-22-41-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-22-53-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-22-53-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-03-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-03-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-15-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-15-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-36-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-36-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-46-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-46-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-59-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-23-59-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-24-28-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-16-at-9-24-28-pm2016-10-18T20:42:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/17/love-this-michigan-judge-pulling-the-breakfast-club-routine-and-about-to-pummel-the-defendant/2016-10-17T01:38:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/17/classic-guy-snaps-his-ankle-skateboarding/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-15-at-1-12-12-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-15-at-1-12-12-pm2016-10-15T20:31:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/14/mike-matheson-knocked-devils-defense-man-damon-severson-off-his-launch-pad-to-feed-barkov-the-gwg-in-overtime/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/curogjpwyaejlk1.jpgcurogjpwyaejlk1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/curqju9wgaanba8.jpgcurqju9wgaanba8https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cupuw5fwyaaytbl.jpgcupuw5fwyaaytblhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/curwglixgaalbrt.jpgcurwglixgaalbrthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cusap1gweaii4_o.jpgcusap1gweaii4_ohttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cuugeqgumaay2xd.jpgcuugeqgumaay2xd2016-10-14T17:53:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/12/guess-what-duct-taped-and-bound-by-rope-robbed-kim-kardashian-halloween-costume-is-not-going-over-well/2016-10-13T16:54:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/12/introducing-asgardia-the-first-nation-in-space-on-earth/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-12-at-3-57-05-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-12-at-3-57-05-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/screen-shot-2016-10-12-at-3-57-17-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-12-at-3-57-17-pmProposals for the “first nation state in space” have been unveiled by a team of scientists and legal experts, who say the move will foster peace, open up access to space technologies and offer protection for citizens of planet Earth. Dubbed “Asgardia” after one of the mythical worlds inhabited by the Norse gods, the team say the “new nation” will eventually become a member of the United Nations, with its own flag and anthem devised by members of the public through a series of competitions. According to the project website, Asgardia “will offer an independent platform free from the constraint of a land-based country’s laws. It will become a place it in orbit which is truly ‘no man’s land’”. Initially, it would seem, this new nation will consist of a single satellite, scheduled to be launched next year, with its citizens residing firmly on terra firma. Speaking to the Guardian through an interpreter, the project lead Igor Ashurbeyli, said: “Physically the citizens of that nation state will be on Earth; they will be living in different countries on Earth, so they will be a citizen of their own country and at the same time they will be citizens of Asgardia.” “When the number of those applications goes above 100,000 we can officially apply to the UN for the status of state,” he added. According to the project website “Any human living on Earth can become a citizen of Asgardia,” with the site featuring a simple registration form. At the time of writing more than 1000 individuals had already signed up.2016-10-12T21:54:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/12/australian-city-bans-porn-and-asks-of-its-people-to-promise-to-stop-watching-porn/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/7923498-3x2-700x467.jpg7923498-3x2-700x467Cr Antonio was one of more than 200 civic leaders, students and workers who gathered to hear stories of the personal impacts of pornography, and to read a pledge promising not to engage with porn. "I dare say there will be some negative comments about it," Cr Antonio said. "But we must begin a journey with one step. I think what we've focused on today is the real value of proper relationships. Pornography has no place in that." A city of more than 100,000 residents, Toowoomba is known as the garden city, and a family-friendly community. It is also home to several adult shops, a brothel and a strip club. The Mayor said the 'city free from porn' push was not aimed at those businesses. "We're not talking about the people who are visiting the brothel or going along to the strip club," he said. "We're talking about the people who are impacted by pornography, and its impact on relationships. Last year, the National Boy's Health Forum heard boys aged 12-17 were the fastest growing users of pornography, and 88 per cent of porn sites contained aggressive acts that were almost always directed at women. The city leaders are concerned for the next generation. "Domestic violence is a social cancer," said John Minz, chairman of Toowoomba Together, an organisation committed to awareness and education on domestic violence issues. "Most quality research points to stereotypical gender-specific belief systems that reinforce a dominance and power over a female member of a relationship. "These belief systems begin when children are very young. "Politicians and police are doing what they can in relation to drugs and alcohol, but who is taking responsibility in relation to pornography? The answer is no one." Like the Mayor, Mr Minz believes pornography has no place in healthy relationships. "We are promoting values of respect, tolerance and understanding. Against this constructive social change platform, we have pornography," he saidMr Minz said parents should discuss the issue with their children. "Explain that it exists, because they will hear about it anyway," he said. Mr Minz was clear the campaign was not only driven by the city's religious leaders. "It's the mayor, it's Toowoomba Together, it's concerned parents. I think we need to see it beyond religious faith," he said. "If the very explicit and humiliating and aggressive pornography is there at the click of a button, logic says it is a big problem. "Our future is our young people, and the choices they make. How do we nurture that? "As parents, and as a community, we try and give them the best of the world. Exposure to pornography is not good, it shapes wrong attitudes that will affect their future lives."In a connected world, where pornography is only a button click away, how realistic is a 'porn-free' city? "I take a lot of hope from the anti-smoking campaign," said Toowoomba City Women chief executive Letitia Shelton.Ms Shelton believes pornography degrades and devalues women, but knows not everyone in her community will say no to pornography. "Ideally, we'd like them to realise the harm it can do to a community, to look at what porn does to a life," she said. "The ideal is a place where every human being is valued." 2016-10-12T17:30:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/10/12/father-records-his-sons-instant-reaction-to-telling-him-his-mother-died-of-a-heroin-overdose-last-night-uploads-it-for-the-world-to-see/2016-10-12T16:38:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/28/most-hated-man-martin-shkreli-is-auctioning-off-his-face-to-be-slappedpunch-for-charity/2016-09-28T19:33:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/25/our-beloved-ace-jose-fernandez-has-tragically-died-in-a-boating-accident/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-25-at-9-30-36-am.pngscreen-shot-2016-09-25-at-9-30-36-am2016-09-25T14:42:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/23/i-love-the-hustle-on-this-woman-who-got-her-leg-run-over-trying-to-catch-her-purse-snatcher/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-23-at-12-45-00-pm.pngscreen-shot-2016-09-23-at-12-45-00-pmSun Sentinal-Determined not to lose her purse, Janelle Della-Libera made a desperate jump onto the hood of a Cadillac at a Dania Beach gas station as the thief tried to get away and eventually got her left foot run over, WPLG-Ch. 10 is reporting. "My instincts kicked in and I wanted my stuff back and I didn't want to be taken advantage of," Della-Libera, nursing a severely sprained ankle, told the station about Saturday's encounter at a Mobil gas station at 3991 Stirling Road. Surveillance video shows a man getting out of the Cadillac and grabbing the purse from her SUV as Della-Libera is pumping gas. After she realized what happened, Della-Libera jumps onto the car's windshield as the thief continues driving until she eventually falls to the ground where he foot was run over.2016-09-23T18:20:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/21/north-korea-only-has-28-websites/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kbpaaqd.pngkbpaaqdhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dtvukpi.pngdtvukpihttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dyqhegf.pngdyqhegfhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/xsrpdab.jpgxsrpdabhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/xotfkk1yavnqn72onurg.pngxotfkk1yavnqn72onurghttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/a53ylc1.pnga53ylc1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m5makqs6wqewsyn8kyjt.pngm5makqs6wqewsyn8kyjthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/aaeaaqaaaaaaaawwaaaajda1ota1zgrhltm5mzgtngizzc1hyzq5ltk4n2rjnzk4zdm2na.jpgaaeaaqaaaaaaaawwaaaajda1ota1zgrhltm5mzgtngizzc1hyzq5ltk4n2rjnzk4zdm2naMental Floss- Like many aspects of North Korean life, internet in the totalitarian state is kept hidden from outsiders. That was until recently, when the country’s list of registered domain names was accidentally leaked to the rest of the world. More surprising than the content of the North Korean web is the number of sites: As Gizmodo reports, a grand total of 28 domains were uncovered. The leak came after an engineer in the U.S. sent North Korea an automated request to access all of the domains in their main Domain Name System (DNS) server. The server is normally programmed to reject such a request, but this time something went wrong and access was granted. The list of domains was posted to GitHub, and then to Reddit on September 19. Many of the websites have since been taken down, but plenty of screenshots were saved from the leak. As you can see below, the North Korean internet includes websites dedicated to news, charity, film, education, sports, food, and even social networking.2016-09-22T00:00:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/21/ekblad-suffers-a-minor-concussion-from-a-hit-from-leo-komarov/2016-09-21T19:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/19/woman-goes-off-on-a-guy-for-sexually-harassing-her-by-saying-hello-to-her/2016-09-19T16:34:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/14/why-the-fuck-does-verne-troyer-get-a-free-pair-of-yeezys/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-14-at-5-19-35-pm-1.pngscreen-shot-2016-09-14-at-5-19-35-pm-12016-09-14T21:40:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/14/guy-found-passed-out-in-gas-station-chill-zone-with-baggies-filled-with-heroin-spent-nearly-an-hour-making-a-milkshake/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/three-milkshakes_i15km3.jpgthree-milkshakes_i15km3PLAINFIELD — A man with an apparent sweet tooth, a sleep deficit and allegedly in possession of several bags of heroin was arrested Tuesday at a Plainfield convenience store after police said he fell asleep while trying to make a milkshake. At approximately 8:58 p.m., Plainfield police officers were dispatched to the Cumberland Farms store at 12 S. Main St. in Moosup after receiving complaints of a man, later identified as 37-year-old Randy Valade, nodding off while spending 40 minutes attempting to make a milkshake, according to a press release. Police said they found Valade sleeping inside the store’s “Chill Zone” with a frozen drink in his hand. Police said a woman, identified as 47-year-old Gina Mineau, was found slumped against a nearby wall outside the store. Both Valade and Mineau are homeless, police said. A search found Valade and Mineau were both in possession of “numerous” bags of heroin. Mineau was also found to have suboxone, a narcotic sometimes used to treat drug addiction, on her person without a prescription, police said. Police said Valade resisted officer’s attempts to escort him to a cruiser and had to be restrained.2016-09-14T21:05:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/14/the-new-trailer-dropped-for-the-tupac-biopic-and-it-looks-intense-as-fuck/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-14-at-11-11-52-am.pngscreen-shot-2016-09-14-at-11-11-52-am2016-09-14T15:34:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/14/cop-gets-caught-getting-road-head/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-14-at-10-48-30-am.pngscreen-shot-2016-09-14-at-10-48-30-am2016-09-14T15:09:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/01/girl-gets-her-wig-snatched-in-a-fight/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-01-at-9-26-53-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-09-01 at 9.26.53 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-01-at-9-26-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-09-01 at 9.26.43 AMLINK TO VIDEO HERE BECAUSE I CAN"T EMBED SHIT2016-09-01T13:42:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/09/01/fat-guy-gets-caught-shoplifting-getaway-on-foot-is-about-as-pathetic-as-it-gets/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screen-shot-2016-09-01-at-8-51-35-am-1.pngScreen Shot 2016-09-01 at 8.51.35 AM 1LINK TO VIDEO2016-09-01T13:13:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/31/bob-ross-use-to-have-straight-hair-and-looked-like-a-g/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1963age21_custom-bd2b806f3902d2a4b496c7e1f533094fc6a46e41-s400-c85.jpg1963age21_custom-bd2b806f3902d2a4b496c7e1f533094fc6a46e41-s400-c85We're not going to bury the lede here: Bob Ross' hair was actually straight. Just ask his longtime business partner, Annette Kowalski, who knew Ross better than anyone — he had just gotten out of the Air Force, and was unsuccessfully trying to make a living as a painter, she says. "He got this bright idea that he could save money on haircuts. So he let his hair grow, he got a perm, and decided he would never need a haircut again," Kowalski explains. Before he could change it back, though, the perm became his company's logo — Ross hated it. "He could never, ever, ever change his hair, and he was so mad about that," Kowalski says. "He got tired of that curly hair." But viewers never got tired of Ross or his show, The Joy of Painting. With his soft, hypnotic voice, he'd bring his viewers in close as he created 30-minute masterpieces — distant mountain ranges, seascapes, forest scenes, always with those happy little trees. He'd sling his palette around, blend the titanium white paint, whisper about his life in Alaska, then gently tap his fan brush to create a canvas full of fluffy clouds. With his partly unbuttoned chambray shirt, his halo of tight curls and his soothing demeanor, Ross was a fixture on PBS.2016-08-31T19:18:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/31/netflix-renews-stranger-things-and-the-waiting-game-till-2017-begins/2016-08-31T14:50:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/30/car-drifts-perfectly-into-driveway-and-crashes-through-garage/2016-08-30T15:49:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/30/the-worlds-oldest-man-was-found-in-indonesia-at-145-years-old-wants-to-die/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-10-43-23-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-30 at 10.43.23 AM The world’s oldest man has been named as Indonesian Mbah Gotho, who is 145 years old, with documentation that says he was born in 1870. Mr Gotho said he began preparing for his death in 1992, even having a gravestone made, but 24 years later he is still alive. He has now outlived all 10 of his siblings, his four wives and his children. Though his age is impressive, Mr Gotho told a regional news network: “What I want is to die.”For the past three months he has needed to bathed and spoon-fed, and is becoming increasingly frail. Mr Gotho has official documentation which shows his age, and the Indonesian records office says it has confirmed his birth date as December 31 1870. If this is correct, this would earn him the title of the oldest person ever, a title currently held by French centenarian Jeanne Calment, who was 122 when she died – 23 years younger than Mr Gotho. If the documents cannot be independently verified, however, Mr Gotho will not go down in the record books.There are a number of people who claim to have broken Jeanne Calment’s record, such as Nigerian James Olofintuyi, who claims to be 171, and Dhaqabo Ebba from Ethiopia, who claims to be 163, but without verifiable documents they cannot be given her title. The centenarian, from Central Java, says he spends his time listening to the radio, as his eyesight is no longer good enough to watch television. When asked the secret to a long life, he said: “The recipe is just patience”.2016-08-30T15:11:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/30/a-company-has-taken-it-upon-itself-to-create-an-eggplant-emoji-vibrator/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-29-at-11-16-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-29 at 11.16.34 PMEmojibator- Your favorite emoji just became your favorite sex toy! 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Literally. 2016-08-30T13:10:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/25/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-an-inmate-who-smuggled-in-methamphetamine-into-prison-via-drizzled-drawings-of-the-sun/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-7-04-28-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 7.04.28 PMPANAMA CITY — An inmate now faces additional charges after he allegedly was caught smuggling narcotics into the Bay County Jail via methamphetamine-drizzled drawings of the sun, according to arrest records. Two other people also have been arrested in connection with the scheme. BayCounty inmate Robert Daniel Eanes, 27, on Monday was the latest to be charged with smuggling contraband into a detention facility. Officers discovered through jailhouse phone calls and recorded visitations that Eanes allegedly had been getting “ice” methamphetamine delivered to him on a series of drawings sent through the jail mail service, court records indicated. Heather Kristine Buehler, 29, and Christopher Charles Inns, 35, also have been charged in the case as senders of the letters. Eanes faces an additional $20,000 bond for the charge but already was being held without bond after he failed a urinalysis during his release on narcotics-related charges.According to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office, Eanes devised a plan to have the two co-defendants send him narcotics through the mail system. He allegedly was receiving hand-drawn pictures of the sun, which had been saturated with a methamphetamine solution and then dried. Once the picture arrived in the mail, Eanes could eat the picture and experience the effects of the drug while incarcerated, BCSO reported.Eanes had been in jail since June, and officers got word of the mail scheme Aug. 10. Investigators reviewed videos of visitations between Eanes and Buehler, where Eanes would coach her on melting down a substance and putting it in the center of the sun on a hand-drawn picture, officers reported. In one recorded phone call from Eanes, Inns said Buehler left a batch of letters at his house and that he had put them in his mailbox destined for the jail. BCSO reported that by doing so, Inns facilitated the contraband being delivered to Eanes. Officers intercepted one of the packages, which contained three letters addressed to Eanes. Two of the envelopes contained greeting cards and photographs. The third had two notes that appeared to have been written by Eanes’ children and a hand-colored picture of the sun, which directly matched the instructions from the recorded conversations. A sample taken from the center of the drawn sun tested positive for methamphetamine, BCSO reported. Eanes already had been facing methamphetamine-related charges. He posted bond after an April traffic stop and discovery of meth, only to be arrested the next day during another traffic stop led to the discovery of meth, court records stated. The arrests also violated probation for Eanes’ two co-defendants. Days before his arrest, Inns had pleaded no contest to drug-related charges and sentenced to three years of drug offender probation. Buehler was sentenced to three years of probation in 2014 for felony retail theft for stealing about $81 worth of merchandise from Wal-Mart.2016-08-25T13:03:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/krystal-burger-employee-gets-in-trouble-for-showing-up-to-work-late-decides-to-throw-frozen-hamburger-patties-at-boss-in-anger/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/krystal_russell_gomez_20160823221854926_5744428_ver1-0_640_360.jpgkrystal_russell_gomez_20160823221854926_5744428_ver1.0_640_360LAKE CITY, Fla. - Lake City Police said a Krystal employee turned violent on Tuesday after learning he would be written up for showing up to work late. Police said 29-year-old Russell Francis Gomez threw frozen hamburger patties at his boss, then started knocking over equipment and poured cooking oil on the floor when the manager tried to go to the office.Employees got customers out of the store safely while Gomez "flipped the circuit breakers, overturned trash cans, and damaged electronic equipment," according to a release from the Lake City Police Department.Gomez got into his car and tried to leave, but two customers blocked him from leaving, because he was "saying he was going to return and making threats toward the manager," the release detailed. Gomez confronted one of the customers and spat in their face. The two customers "grabbed and restrained Gomez" until police arrived, according to the release. When police arrived, Gomez was bleeding from the mouth. Gomez was told to sit while police obtained statements from witnesses. He then tried to leave on foot, but was able to be apprehended by officers safely. Gomez was booked into the Columbia County Jail and faces three counts of aggravated battery, as well as assault, criminal mischief and resisting an officer without violence. He also faces a charge of driving while license suspended/revoked, as deputies found that he is a habitual traffic offender.2016-08-24T22:52:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/ill-never-rule-out-the-possibility-that-the-rock-and-vin-diesel-feud-might-be-a-wwe-hoax/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/a754c88df4f74e8f949749be7c5eb918.jpga754c88df4f74e8f949749be7c5eb918The feud between Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Vin Diesel not only rages on, but is getting even more heated as filming for the upcoming Fast 8 film comes to a close. Previous reports claim that Johnson, who called his fellow male actors "candy asses", and Diesel were arguing over decisions the latter made that didn't sit well with 'The Rock.' Earlier this month, anonymous sources claimed the two had met to squash their beef, putting an end to their quarreling. The latest tidbit of news, though, muddles the waters even more – the actors were likely never really fighting. According to Life & Style Magazine, the feud between Johnson, who plays Luke Hobbs, and Diesel, who will reprise his role as Dominic Toretto, was a hoax. An anonymous source told the outlet that the feud between the two was a stunt to get people aroused for a WWE wrestling match and to promote the Fast 8 film. The source claims the stunt was Johnson's idea. After all, the star first got his start in wrestling. While the report sounds like it's coming out of left field – partly because it is – it sort of makes sense. Johnson's movie career involves numerous films with other actors that were probably difficult to work with and the actor has never voiced any negative words towards another actor. At least not in the way he did towards Diesel. On the other hand, if the fake feud is being used to garner attention, the actors aren't taking it far enough. Wouldn't there be more rants aimed at one another? Something doesn't add up and, if you ask us, we think the hatred between the two is real. The anonymous source may be trying to cover up the real conflict between the actors. Either way, a wrestling match between 'The Rock' and Diesel would be huge for both the film and WWE. Only time will tell if Johnson and Diesel really settle their anger in the ring, but if they do, our money's on 'The Rock.'2016-08-24T22:30:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/local-dog-duke-wins-third-term-as-mayor/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cormorant-minnesota-mayor-duke-jpg-1.jpgCormorant-Minnesota-Mayor-Duke-jpg-1CORMORANT, Minn. —Nine-year-old Duke, a Great Pyrenees, handily won another one-year term as mayor of the small northwestern Minnesota town of Cormorant, Detroit Lakes Online reports."I don't know who would run against him because he's done such great things for the community," Cormorant resident Karen Nelson told Detroit Lakes Online. The locals say Duke has one of the highest approval ratings in the country. "Everybody voted for Duke, except for one vote for his girlfriend, Lassie," Duke's owner David Rick said. Detroit Lakes Online reports the dog was unavailable for an interview, but his media people said he's more than ready for a third term. Duke was elected in 2014, when he defeated Richard Sherbrook, the owner of a local store, ABC News reported in 2014.2016-08-24T20:34:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/ryan-lochte-still-has-a-sponsorship-opportunity-from-the-makers-of-the-autoblow-2-the-simulated-blowjob-robot-sex-toy/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/autoblow2plus_home_top.gifautoblow2plus_home_topFallen Olympic star Ryan Lochte may have been cast adrift by sponsors like Speedo and Ralph Lauren, but he has been thrown a lifeline by a sex toy company. The 32-year-old gold medal winning star has been at the centre of a storm since over exaggerating being ‘held at gunpoint’ and forced to hand over his wallet while out partying in notorious crime capital Rio de Janeiro in Brazil during the 2016 Games. In the fallout he has seen his lucrative contract with Speedo cut, and his deals with Ralph Lauren, Airweave and Gentle Hair Removal come to an abrupt end.But the makers of the ‘crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about’ – the Autoblow2+ – have made him a tempting offer to become the face of their products. ‘It takes years of dedication and practice to win one Olympic Medal let alone 12, so I see in him a man with qualities our brand stands for,’ brand inventor Brian Sloan says. ‘I forgive him for his mistake and want to put him in front of an audience of men who admire him as the champion he is to help us promote the champion of masturbation devices: the Autoblow 2,’ he continues.‘The Autoblow 2’s tireless motor exemplifies the Olympic spirit much as Lochte did while winning his medals,’ he added. As part of the deal, Autoblow will pay Ry $10,000 USD (£7,500 GBP) to pose with one of the robotic devices while smiling and pointing at it along with the caption ‘the masturbation device Olympic champions chose’. Easy work if you can get it.2016-08-24T19:47:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/wwii-vet-who-would-regularly-visit-uss-iowa-couldnt-make-the-trip-so-chief-selects-visit-him-to-sing-the-navys-march-song/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-41-35-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.41.35 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-41-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.41.36 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-41-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.41.56 PMEmotional video of a World War II veteran "having one of the best days of his life" after being honored by chief selects in front of his Gardena home recently has touched many people after being widely viewed and shared online. The veteran in the video, Ernest Thompson, served on the USS Missouri during the second world war, according to Jonathan Williams, the CEO of the Battleship Iowa Museum and the man's grandson. Williams recalled in a Facebook comment under the viral video that Thompson regularly visited the USS Iowa, which is the sister-ship to the USS Missouri and located approximately 15 minutes from the veteran's house. Due to health reasons, however, Thompson -- now in his 90s -- has been unable to visit the ship, according to the Battleship Iowa news release. With the help of volunteer coordinators, the chief selects from the Fleet Anti-Submarine Warfare Training Center visited Thompson's home and sang the Navy's march song, "Anchors Aweigh" in the middle of his residential street. While the singing went on, Thompson stood and saluted, "inspiring those around him," the release stated. The remarkable thing, according to a spokesman for the museum, is that Thompson had a fall earlier this year and had not been able to walk or stand since then. After the singing concluded, the chief selects walked one-by-one up to Thompson on the veteran's porch to shake his hand. "My grandfather told me that it was one of the best days of his life," Williams wrote on Facebook. The video, posted by Williams on Aug. 13, has gone viral, with more than 95,000 shares and over 4.3 million views as of Tuesday morning. “I am so surprised and overwhelmed at the attention that it has received. I was so incredibly impacted by this that I felt other veterans should be able to experience this too," Williams said in the release. Thompson was aboard the USS Tennessee when Pearl Harbor was attacked and later witnessed Japan surrender when he was on the USS Missouri, according to the release.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-42-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.42.08 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-42-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.42.12 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-42-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.42.24 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-24-at-1-42-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-24 at 1.42.53 PM2016-08-24T18:40:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/24/love-this-local-legend-bruno-who-just-wanders-around-town-all-day/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bruno-tight_1471810980589_5671444_ver1-0.jpgBruno TIGHT_1471810980589_5671444_ver1.0LONGVILLE, Minn. – The lumbering figure comes into view shortly after sunrise. His pace is steady, his resolve determined on his four mile walk up Highway 84. Bruno, a wandering, wooly, wolf of a dog, is on his way to town. “It's just been his routine as far back as I know,” says Sharon Rouse, who watches Bruno’s arrivals from the picture window of the Hansen Realty office, where she works the reception desk. “Everybody knows Bruno,” Rouse laughs, “may not know the people, but you'll know Bruno.” For most of the past 12 years, Bruno has been taking a daily walk of nearly four miles to Longville, making his rounds around town, then heading back home to his owners, Larry and Debbie LaVallee. “The first time I seen him in town, he almost beat me to town,” laughs Larry LaVallee, who used pick up Longville’s trash. “I was picking garbage on the way, and I get in town, and I wasn’t there five minutes, and there’s Bruno.” Bruno was a wanderer right from the start. “A guy come in my driveway, and Bruno was a little pup,” Larry LaVallee recalls, “and he says, ‘I found your dog at the end of your driveway.’ I says, ‘Well he ain’t my dog.’” LaVallee says he looked at the puppy in the man’s car and decided on the spot to keep the stray, who he believes had been abandoned. “And that was the beginning of it all,” says LaVallee.Bruno’s makes his rounds in Longville, with stops at city hall, the library, the ice cream shop, several real estate offices and Tabaka’s grocery store, where deli workers greet him at the back door with meat scraps they’ve saved. “He’s our buddy, we kind of watch out for him the best way we can,” says Patrick Moran, who owns a real estate office on Bruno’s route. “Last week he came in stayed about an hour and a half or two hours,” says Moran. The LaVallees say they tried, early on, to keep Bruno at home, even chaining him up to keep him from running to town. Larry LaVallee says Bruno “almost hanged himself” he pulled so long and hard on the chain.They’ve grown accustomed to receiving calls from newcomers in town, claiming they’ve found their dog. They’ve also grown used to silence on the other end of the phone when the LaVallees tell the helpful caller to just let Bruno go, he’ll find his way home. Bruno has also entered the world of social media. Someone in town created a Facebook page to follow his comings and goings. Mary Tripp regularly treats Bruno to donuts she buys just for him. “Don’t you buy your best friend treats?” she asks, without a hint of sarcasm.“He’s more friendly that most of the humans in town, and I’m not saying that in a negative way about the humans,” Tripp says. “He’s that lovable.” Tripp is among those known to give Bruno a ride home at the end of his day in Longville. Bruno’s ability to dodge traffic has become almost mythical. “He’s got to have a guardian angel,” Moran says. If there’s one thing Bruno hasn’t been able to dodge, it’s his age. His gait is slower than it once was, and laying down is now a labored process involving several steps and a grunt. Some days he even stays home from town to rest.“He’s getting old so you know he’s not going to be around a lot longer,” Debbie LaVallee says sadly. But Bruno’s legacy is already firmly planted in Longville. Last year, the town dedicated a carved wooden statute in his honor, in a park on Longville’s main street. “Longville’s town dog and ambassador,” the engraving on the accompanying marker reads. Rouse says the honor was well earned. “He is the mascot of Longville,” she says. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bruno-walks-med_1471810992614_5671463_ver1-0.jpgBruno walks MED_1471810992614_5671463_ver1.0https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bruno-statue_1471810980830_5671445_ver1-0.jpgBruno statue_1471810980830_5671445_ver1.0https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bruno-gets-treat-from-man_1471810985178_5671452_ver1-0.jpgBruno gets treat from man_1471810985178_5671452_ver1.02016-08-24T15:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/22/do-these-look-like-40-knives-that-were-found-inside-a-mans-stomach-because-he-ate-them/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/750x422.jpg750x422When a patient shows up at a hospital with severe abdominal pain and ultrasound reveals a mass in his stomach, it's only logical to think first of a tumor, perhaps cancer. And that's just what surgeons at Amritsar Corporate Hospital in India at first assumed, according to a hospital news release. But then they put a camera down his stomach Friday "and saw a very different kind of thing," Jatinder Malholtra, the chief surgeon, told The Washington Post. So different was it -- they had never seen such a sight -- that they did a CT scan to confirm what they saw, as it simply defied belief. And they found not just one of these things but many of them. The things were knives, pocket knives, each about seven inches long. "In 20 years, I've never seen such a patient," Malholtra said in an interview. "I was amazed.""We asked the patient whether he had consumed these knives in a few days or a few months," said Malholtra. "He said he had taken 28 in number in the last two months." The scan did indeed show 28 knives inside. A team of five surgeons opened him up. They found exactly 28 knives, just like the man said. But while some of the knives were folded up, some were not. Their blades exposed, the man was bleeding profusely, said Malholtra. He could not have survived much longer, he added. The surgeons carefully removed each of the 28. But "we were not satisfied," Malholtra said. Perhaps the man, a 42-year-old police officer, had miscalculated. Perhaps his appetite for knives was greater than even he knew. Perhaps he had lost count. After all, a man who eats knives is not normal, perhaps not of sound mind, never mind his body.They did another scan in the operating theater and sure enough, found another 12, bringing the total to 40. They too were extracted. Why would a man swallow any knives, let alone 40? "This was the big question," said Malholtra. "But the answer was very erratic." The man simply said "'I have made my mind to take the knives. I don't know why. Impulse.' They were taken on impulse only." Did the man have a mental problem? That "seems to be," said Malholtra. But otherwise "he's very much a normal man." In fact, there is a condition called Pica, once described in the Journal of the American Board of Medicine, as "common, but commonly missed." Pica, said the article, "is the compulsive eating of nonnutritive substances and can have serious medical implications. Although it has been described since antiquity, there has been no single agreed-upon explanation of the cause of such behavior."2016-08-22T17:20:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/22/united-states-soldier-lt-sam-kendricks-stops-mid-run-to-stand-attention-for-the-national-anthem/2016-08-22T15:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/19/just-your-average-florida-thursday-with-gators-murdering-burmese-pythons/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gator.jpggatorMIAMI (CBSMiami) — South Florida Water crews got quite a site Thursday. While the staff was in western Miami-Dade County, they spotted an alligator swimming away with his lunch – a Burmese Python. Luckily, someone was able to snap a picture of the surprising sight.2016-08-19T17:01:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/18/these-guys-dont-know-how-to-play-frisbee/2016-08-18T19:15:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/18/the-marlins-arent-sending-anyone-to-see-tim-tebow-work-out/2016-08-18T18:55:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/18/florida-apparently-has-a-capybara-problem/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/qef0niz.jpgQEf0NiZhttp://wp.me/p3PAvk-2Hhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sfds.jpgsfdsJoining an already robust list of invasive species, capybaras, the world's largest rodents, are now popping up in Florida. Speaking at the 53rd Annual Conference of the Animal Behavior Society, biologist Elizabeth Congdon, of Bethune-Cookman University in Daytona Beach, says a known group of capybaras are living and breeding in Northern Florida. It's believed the semi-aquatic South American mammal was accidentally released in Florida (meaning, someone's pet escaped) sometime in the early 21st century. The massive rodent prefers to live in tropical forest areas along rivers, lakes and marshes and it's estimated that there are at least 50 currently living in the Florida wilds. Congdon just really hopes to study these oversized guinea pigs. “They might be able to make a go of it in the United States,” Congdon said to Red Orbit. “We want to keep them from spreading, but can we please not kill them all so I can study them?” 2016-08-18T14:16:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/17/girl-matches-with-olympian-joseph-schooling-on-tinder-ignores-him-because-she-thought-he-was-trolling/2016-08-17T13:42:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/17/fuck-this-cook-book-trying-to-tell-me-an-apple-is-a-donut/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-16-at-10-56-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-16 at 10.56.24 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/57b34d201700002c00d1f202.jpeg57b34d201700002c00d1f202https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/57b34d3b170000ae02c7384d.jpeg57b34d3b170000ae02c7384dDoughnuts come in all shapes and sizes, but there is one general thing that’s consistent: they are made of dough. If there isn’t dough, the item touting itself as a “doughnut” is an imposter and should be discarded immediately. Enter this “Apple Doughnut.” These “doughnuts” are apple slices with assorted accoutrements: melted chocolate, peanut butter, chocolate chips, etc.They are NOT doughnuts. If, as is instructed in the recipe, you made these for children and said they were doughnuts, we imagine the children would slap the snack out of your hand. Why? Because children, too, know doughnuts and these are not them. This doughnut imposter comes from The I Heart Naptime Cookbook, a recipe book filled with recipes intended to be made in less than an hour. 2016-08-17T03:14:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/16/scientist-and-the-internet-are-freaking-out-at-this-adorable-looking-squid-thing/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/57ae409d180000ad02bca88f.png57ae409d180000ad02bca88fWe honestly can’t tell what’s more adorable: This chubby, googly-eyed sea creature or the reactions of researchers who are clearly overwhelmed by its sheer adorableness. “It looks so fake,” exclaims one woman. “It’s like some little kid dropped their toy.” They identify the creature in the video as a Stubby squid (yeah, that’s really its name. Or, if you want to be more scientific, Rossia pacifica.) The critters, which are not true squids, are actually more closely related to cuttlefish and inhabit the north Pacific, between Japan and Southern California. The video was shot by people aboard the E/V Nautilus, a research vessel exploring areas of the ocean off the shore of California. The team uses remotely operated vehicles to film the ocean floor. They’re broadcasting their footage live here. And while most people watching this video will probably be able to relate to the sheer joy of the scientists, some people inexplicably identify more with the squid. 2016-08-16T23:29:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/16/dolphin-stadium-to-be-renamed-hard-rock-stadium/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-16-at-5-22-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-16 at 5.22.39 PMMIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - Who knows if the Dolphins will win this season, but they'll definitely rock. According to a report, the Dolphins will announce that their newly renovated home will be known as Hard Rock Stadium. More Dolphins Headlines (@TomGarfinkel / Twitter) Grass installed at Dolphins renovated stadium Hurricanes scheduled to open season at Dolphins' stadium as construction… Andy Slater reports the announcement could come as soon as Wednesday and that the trademark was applied for last week. The former Joe Robbie Stadium, Pro Player Park, Pro Player Stadium, Dolphins Stadium, Dolphin Stadium, Land Shark Stadium and, most recently, Sun Life Stadium has been looking for a new name since the Sun Life Financial rights expired earlier in 2016. The stadium had been temporarily titled New Miami Stadium. A new roof adorns the renovated stadium, giving shade to Dolphins and Hurricanes fans on hot game days. The stadium will debut its makeover when the University of Miami opens its season Sept. 3 vs. Florida A&M.2016-08-16T21:34:40+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/16/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-72-year-old-ohio-man-who-broke-into-an-old-ladys-house-to-jerk-off-into-her-orange-juice/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/willisburdette16.jpgwillisburdette16A 72-year-old Ohio man was arrested yesterday for allegedly slipping into the residence of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculating into a bottle of orange juice that he then shook up and returned to a refrigerator shelf. Willis Gene Burdette has been charged with burglary and contaminating a substance for human consumption, according to court filings that detail his conduct Wednesday afternoon in a home in Massillon, a city outside Canton. Seen above, Burdette was released from jail last night after posting $50,000 bond. As detailed in felony complaints, Burdette entered the victim’s home at 12:10 PM Wednesday by “using a key located inside of her shed.” Upon gaining access to the residence, Burdette “began to masturbate inside a small tool room near the garage.” As a home security camera recorded his actions, Burdette “removed a bottle of orange juice from the refrigerator and cum inside the bottle of orange juice.” He then proceeded to "shake the bottle" before returning it to the refrigerator. The court filings do not reveal whether Burdette knows the victim or if the tainted orange juice was consumed. Burdette lives about six miles from the woman’s home.2016-08-16T19:16:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/16/kris-humphries-use-to-beat-michael-phelps-and-ryan-lochte-in-swimming-quit-to-become-a-basketball-player-instead/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/374417cd00000578-3742332-image-a-15_1471300061822.jpg374417CD00000578-3742332-image-a-15_1471300061822 Daily Mail- While Michael Phelps is now considered the 'greatest of all time' with 23 Olympic gold medals, an unlikely competitor once bested him in the pool. More than two decades ago, basketball player Kris Humphries was a talented swimmer who beat Phelps - and 12-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte - in numerous events registered by USA Swimming. The Atlanta Hawks forward eventually quit the sport to pursue basketball, but Humphries still holds several records among his age group in Minnesota. In 1995, when Humphries was just 10 years old, the basketball player who later shot to fame after his brief marriage to Kim Kardashian out-swam Phelps in six events, NBA.com reported. Humphries beat the Olympian by nearly six seconds in the 200-meter individual medley, an event Phelps has dominated in the last four Olympics. While Phelps recorded the fastest 100-meter butterfly for his age group in the US that year, he lost to Humphries in the 100-meter freestyle by nearly four seconds. Humphries was an adept sprinter, posting faster times than Phelps in the 50-meter freestyle, butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke. He also set two records in his age bracket in the 50-meter and 100-meter freestyle events, that lasted for more than 18 years. Ryan Lochte, Phelps' best-known rival, also appears in the 1995 ledgers, losing out to Humphries in the 50-meter backstroke and 50-meter freestyle. But his love of the sport didn't seem to last, and Humphries told People magazine in 2003: 'I was so good at a young age that I got a little burnt out.' I also grew up in the Michael Jordan era. For me, I watched [basketball] and saw it as a challenge. 'It's hard to stay focused on something when you have a ton of success at a young age, so I picked up basketball a little later and rolled with that.'The basketball player seems to enjoy the occasional dip in the pool, but lamented on Instagram last year: 'Pool workout. Swimming isn't that easy anymore.'https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/3744179800000578-3742332-image-a-11_1471299998373.jpg3744179800000578-3742332-image-a-11_1471299998373https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/374417f000000578-3742332-image-a-14_1471300035855.jpg374417F000000578-3742332-image-a-14_1471300035855https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/374417e000000578-3742332-image-a-12_1471300010767.jpg374417E000000578-3742332-image-a-12_1471300010767https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/374417d400000578-3742332-image-a-13_1471300027912.jpg374417D400000578-3742332-image-a-13_1471300027912https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/374417b300000578-3742332-image-a-10_1471299986361.jpg374417B300000578-3742332-image-a-10_14712999863612016-08-16T17:30:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/15/screen-rant-suicide-squad-spoilers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-51-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.51.39 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-50-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.50.20 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-48-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.48.05 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-47-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.47.48 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-47-35-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.47.35 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-47-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.47.27 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-45-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.45.53 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-12-45-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 12.45.29 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-1-38-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 1.38.12 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-15-at-1-33-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-15 at 1.33.33 PM2016-08-15T20:10:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/12/science-update-lazy-people-like-me-might-actually-be-geniuses/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lazy-bum1.jpglazy-bum1Doing nothing is so underrated. And, it turns out, could also be a sign that you have a higher IQ. Published in the Journal of Health Psychology, the study corroborates the idea that people with higher intelligence are more likely to be lazy. Researchers at the Florida Gulf Coast University gave their subjects a test to split them into two groups: 30 ‘thinkers’ and 30 ‘non-thinkers’. They then used accelerometers to track their subjects’ activity levels over a period of seven days.What the researchers found was that from Monday to Friday, the thinkers were significantly less active than the non-thinkers. They concluded that “high-NFC (need for cognition) individuals seem more content to 'entertain themselves' mentally, whereas low-NFC individuals quickly experience boredom and experience it more negatively”, as Daily Mail Online reports. Which, in short, means that smart people have fun brains. Oddly, the activity levels for both groups were the same over the weekend. The researchers put this down to the sample population – students – whose activity might simply reflect the behaviour of young adults (eat, sleep, party, repeat). 2016-08-12T02:45:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/11/guess-what-atlantic-coast-we-may-get-a-fuck-ton-of-hurricanes-before-the-seasons-over/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hurricane_fran_sept_1996.jpgHurricane_Fran_sept_1996August 11, 2016 In its updated 2016 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook, NOAA calls for a higher likelihood of a near-normal or above-normal season, and decreases the chance of a below-normal season to only 15 percent, from the initial outlook issued in May. The season is still expected to be the most active since 2012. Forecasters now expect a 70-percent chance of 12–17 named storms, of which 5–8 are expected to become hurricanes, including 2–4 major hurricanes. The initial outlook called for 10–16 named storms, 4–8 hurricanes, and 1–4 major hurricanes. The seasonal averages are 12 named storms, 6 hurricanes and 3 major hurricanes.We’ve raised the numbers because some conditions now in place are indicative of a more active hurricane season, such as El Niño ending, weaker vertical wind shear and weaker trade winds over the central tropical Atlantic, and a stronger west African monsoon,” said Gerry Bell, Ph.D., lead seasonal hurricane forecaster at NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center. “However, less conducive ocean temperature patterns in both the Atlantic and eastern subtropical North Pacific, combined with stronger wind shear and sinking motion in the atmosphere over the Caribbean Sea, are expected to prevent the season from becoming extremely active.” "Given these competing conditions, La Niña, if it develops, will most likely be weak and have little impact on the hurricane season,” added Bell. NOAA announced today that La Niña is slightly favored to develop during the hurricane season. To date, there have been five named storms, including two hurricanes (Alex and Earl). Four made landfall: Bonnie (in South Carolina), Colin (in western Florida), Danielle (in eastern Mexico), and Earl (in Belize and Mexico).2016-08-11T19:34:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/11/time-to-drop-my-2-cents-on-this-rock-vin-diesel-beef/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fast-and-furious-6-trailer-vin-diesel-the-rock.jpgFast-and-Furious-6-trailer-Vin-Diesel-The-RockTMZ- The crew has chosen sides in the "Fast 8" feud between The Rock and Vin Diesel ... and Rock wins, hands down. Production sources tell TMZ, The Rock has been upset with Vin's work ethic for a long time, and he's not alone. Members of the crew tell us Vin was often 30 minutes to an hour late to shoot scenes ... and it wasn't because he was late to the set -- he was simply in his trailer and wouldn't come out. We're told Vin didn't like Monday 7 AM calls so production was forced to make the start time 10 AM to accommodate him. And the crew felt Vin's arrogance was out of control, especially because he had a producer title. We're told he wouldn't listen to anyone and would goad people, including The Rock, by criticizing their acting. The crew has a vastly different view of The Rock. They say he's the ultimate professional who is always on time and always nails his scenes. They also say he's easy to work with. As we reported, Vin and Rock have been clashing for a long time and it came to a head Monday when Rock exploded on social media, calling out a male co-star (it's Vin) for being unprofessional. And as we told you, Vin confronted Rock Tuesday in Rock's trailer, but their issues remain unresolved.2016-08-11T18:34:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/10/theres-a-lunatic-scaling-trump-tower-right-now/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-10-at-6-28-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-10 at 6.28.58 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-10-at-6-28-25-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-10 at 6.28.25 PM2016-08-10T22:58:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/10/florida-did-it-again-lady-got-shot-by-police-office-in-a-citizen-police-training-academy/2016-08-10T18:14:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/04/firefighters-had-to-wait-to-put-out-an-office-building-fire-because-there-was-100000-rounds-of-ammo-that-were-exploding/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/460x.jpg460xTOMS RIVER, N.J. (AP) — Firefighters have put out a fire at an office building in New Jersey after waiting for 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored inside to explode. The fire at the building in Toms River burned for two hours Thursday morning and ignited the ammunition. Toms River police spokesman Officer Ralph Stocco says that the building's owner is a competitive shooter. Toms River Fire Department District 1 Chief John Gonzalez told the Asbury Park Press ( http://on.app.com/2ao7wOY ) that the ammunition was popping for about 10 minutes. It took another few hours for the fire to stop smoldering. No one was in the building at the time of the fire and no one was hurt. It wasn't clear how the fire began.2016-08-04T19:54:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/04/looks-like-its-just-kim-kardashian-me-and-blackberry-vs-the-world/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/photo-on-8-4-16-at-10-41-am.jpgPhoto on 8-4-16 at 10.41 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-04-at-10-38-16-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-04 at 10.38.16 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/0804-kim-kardashian-blackberry-tmz-4.jpg0804-kim-kardashian-blackberry-tmz-4TMZ- Kim Kardashian's life motto is firmly cemented .... once you go BlackBerry ... you never go back, and thanks to a top dog at the mobile company, she'll never be without her longtime companion. Kim K went into panic mode Wednesday after her BlackBerry Bold took its last gasp. The conundrum ... no Bolds no mo'. But it's BB to the rescue ... company exec Alex Thurber tells TMZ they've got Kim covered. They're sending her their most secure Android smartphone ... a smart move that surely has Tim Cook sorely disappointed. There is a fly in the ointment. The new BlackBerry smartphones don't have the iconic keyboard, but Thurber says BB is developing an old-school keyboard for its new device. So, in the fruit basket of life ... Kim continues to choose berries over apples.2016-08-04T15:05:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/04/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-drug-induced-man-trying-to-kill-ghost-with-his-machete/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jonathan-ponce.jpgjonathan-ponceA Florida couple, who were under the influence of drugs, were arrested after deputies said they were chasing ghosts and hacking at them with a machete, Volusia County deputies. Jonathan Ponce, 31, and Meghan Silva, 26, were found on a Deltona-area street with Silva telling deputies that she was running away from Ponce because he had a machete, WESH reports. Silva said they were under the influence of "Molly" with Ponce admitting to using the drug and taking the machete to chase ghosts with because their house was haunted, WKMG added.The machete was found in the front yard of their house with deputies saying they found the weapon’s sheath in a room where a 6-year-old and 8-year-old were asleep. Deputies said they both “displayed erratic and paranoid behavior”; the two were arrested and charged with child neglect, according to WESH.2016-08-04T13:33:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/04/dc-nerds-petitioned-and-failed-to-take-down-rotten-tomatoes-because-the-aggregate-website-gave-suicide-squad-bad-reviews/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/3072003-suicide-squad-group-poster.jpg3072003-suicide-squad-group-posterhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-03-at-11-41-52-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-03 at 11.41.52 PMIf you look up the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes for the DCEU, prepare yourself. Really, it’s not all that pretty. All of the films rank well under 60% to clinch a ‘rotten rating’ with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice sitting at 27%. Even the much-anticipated Suicide Squad has earned at 34% rating, and frankly, fans are fed up with the site’s reporting. In fact, they’re so fed up that they’ve started a petition to make Rotten Tomatoes shut down. With just 413, the petition has one goal in mind: get rid of Rotten Tomatoes. Hosted by change.org, the petition’s description sums up its mission succinctly: “We need this site to be shut down because It's Critics always give The DC Extended Universe movies unjust Bad Reviews, Like 1- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016 [,] 2- Suicide Squad 2016 and that Affects people's opinion even if it's a really great movies.” Should you scroll down to read comments left on the petition, fans have flooded them with their sympathetic views. Many agree the site does offer biased reviews for DC’ films and think it's pathetic that people would try to intentionally make the studio's cinematic universe fail. Other fans reference Marvel Studios and their films’ higher ratings, insisting the difference is due to Hollywood’s double-standards. However, it looks as if some of these fans aren't quite sure of how Rotten Tomatoes work. As the website only aggregates externally published reviews to create its ratings, Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t actually award frivolous reviews on their own. To put it simply, the just do the math based on other outsourced reviews. But, of course, there are fan who’re accusing the site of selectively collecting certain reviews that further their ‘diabolical’ plot to ruin the DCEU. Many movie-goers, however, usually just ignore the site’s critical ratings and only care about the film's audience score. As that specific ranking is created by fans’ reviews, the rating is a more approachable number to digest. And, if you look at the DCEU's audience scores, fans can see their films all have ratings at or above 65%. So, hey - that's awesome!2016-08-04T04:22:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/03/this-video-of-leo-surprising-jonah-hill-pretending-to-be-papparazi-just-reminds-me-of-the-fact-that-its-great-to-be-leo/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aug-03-2016-11-02-42.gifAug-03-2016 11-02-42https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aug-03-2016-11-02-48.gifAug-03-2016 11-02-48https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-03-at-10-55-40-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-03 at 10.55.40 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aug-03-2016-11-02-53.gifAug-03-2016 11-02-53https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aug-03-2016-11-03-07.gifAug-03-2016 11-03-07https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/aug-03-2016-11-03-13.gifAug-03-2016 11-03-132016-08-03T16:28:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/03/teen-gets-arrested-for-impersonating-a-cop-at-a-hooters-cops-find-knives-lighter-fluid-zip-ties-and-names-circled-on-an-employee-list/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/20487157-mmmain-1.jpg20487157-mmmain-1SAGINAW, MI — An 18-year-old could serve prison time for impersonating a police officer in an attempt to become Facebook friends with Hooters workers. Nicholas M. Fuhst appeared before Chief Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard on Thursday, July 28, and pleaded no contest to a felony charge of impersonating a peace officer to commit a crime. Fuhst pleaded to that charge, which carries a maximum penalty of four years in prison, for a May 12 incident at the Hooters restaurant at 5538 Bay in Kochville Township. Fuhst's plea agreement calls for Borchard to sentence Fuhst within his state sentencing guidelines, which either will be scored at zero months to 13 months or zero months to 25 months. Borchard then will set a maximum sentence. Fuhst's third-time habitual offender status will double the maximum possible penalty to eight years in prison. Chief Assistant Prosecutor Christopher Boyd has said Fuhst, who last lived in Vanderbilt in Otsego County, represented himself as an undercover police officer and obtained a list of employees at the restaurant. After reviewing the list, Fuhst asked for more detailed information about some of the workers, Boyd said. "He indicated that he went to Hooters because he wanted to talk to the girls to see if they would be friends on Facebook," Boyd said. At Fuhst's May 19 arraignment on a probation violation charge, Assistant Prosecutor Joseph Albosta said that when police arrested Fuhst, they found three knives, lighter fluid, zip ties and observed several names circled on the employee list. "I think there were some dark thoughts going through his mind," Albosta said. In addition to the impersonation charge, Fuhst pleaded to a misdemeanor count of disturbing workers, which carries a 90-day maximum penalty. At the time of the Hooters incident, Michigan Department of Corrections records listed Fuhst as an absconder from probation. He was serving two years of probation for unrelated crimes of arson of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000 and malicious destruction of personal property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000. Fuhst on Thursday also pleaded no contest to violating his probation by absconding and by committing the crimes at Hooters. He also could receive a prison sentence for the probation violation. 2016-08-03T04:12:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/03/cola-the-dog-getting-new-prosthetic-legs-will-warm-your-heart/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7680050-3x2-700x467.jpg7680050-3x2-700x467https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7680140-3x2-700x467.jpg7680140-3x2-700x467https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7680142-3x2-700x467.jpg7680142-3x2-700x467https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7680138-3x2-700x467.jpg7680138-3x2-700x467Despite experiencing the worst of human kind, Cola the dog still manages to wag its tail and embrace a pat. The dog was nine months old when its front legs were hacked off with a sword by a neighbour as punishment for chewing a pair of shoes in Bangkok, Thailand. The horrific incident was reported to the Soi Dog Foundation — Asia's largest animal welfare group focused on stray cats and dogs — which jumped in to save Cola's life. Losing a lot of blood and on the brink of death, Cola was moved from a small clinic to a larger, experienced veterinary clinic in Bangkok. Now Cola is learning to walk again with the help of prosthetic legs. Soi Dog Foundation's video of Cola walking on his new prosthetics has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook since it was uploaded this week. Foundation co-founder John Dalley told the ABC Cola snuck next door and "nibbled" on his neighbours shoes. The dog's elderly owner offered the neighbour the equivalent of $40 to compensate, but they returned that night armed with a sword. In court, the man said the attack was an accident, Mr Dalley said. The man was issued one month's detention for the crime. Mr Dalley said Cola was adapting well to the new legs. "He had wheels at first, just to keep him moving and get him going to allow the wounds to properly heal," he said. "He managed to adapt to walking on his back legs only kangaroo-fashion, but with [prosthetic] legs on is able to run and play. 2016-08-02T23:18:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/02/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-japanese-olympic-gymnast-who-spent-5000-on-roaming-charges-at-the-olympics-trying-to-catch-pokemon/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/imrs.jpgimrsWashington Post- Japanese gymnastics great Kohei Uchimura learned the hard way that it will cost him to make like Ash Ketchum during the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. Uchimura, the six-time world champion, ran up a 500,000-yen ($4,900) cellphone bill playing Pokemon Go thanks to international roaming charges he incurred because the game isn’t completely supported yet in Rio. Uchimura told the Kyodo News that he had downloaded the app when he arrived in Sao Paulo for a pre-Olympic training camp and, like all humans, he was instantly addicted as well as unaware that he had no flat rate for overseas data usage. Pokemon Doh! “He looked dead at the team meal that day,” his teammate, Kenzo Shirai, said (via the Kyodo News). Luckily, the reigning gold medalist in the all-around competition was able to get his Japanese provider to reduce the bill to a daily $30 flat rate. “I really lucked out,” he said. Uchimura is the favorite to win all-around gold in Rio, after taking silver in Beijing and gold in London. Now if he can just catch those Pikachu.2016-08-02T22:15:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/02/this-guy-started-and-brought-a-knife-to-a-gun-fight-at-a-modesto-costco/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/la-fi-costco-visa-20150303.jpgla-fi-costco-visa-20150303ABC10- A regular day at the Costco in Modesto quickly turned into one of panic and chaos, when a 61-year-old man started pacing up and down the aisles with a large knife. "There were kids and families. Costco did a really good job rushing everybody outside," said George Kunkel, a demo vendor at the wholesale club. "It was intense. He's roaming around. What is he going to do?" The man was caught on camera roaming around the clothes section. Witnesses say he started charging at people, Costco employees specifically. "He didn't proceed to do jabbing until people were out of his way and nothing but employees in front of him," said Seth Watson, who works at Costco and witnessed the whole thing. Watson also said he saw employees trying to defend themselves with chairs and other objects. That's when someone stepped in. An off-duty officer with the California Department of Corrections just happened to be one of the hundreds of people in the Costco at the time. "I didn't even know that was an armed officer," Watson said. "Glad he was there." Kunkel said the officer told the man to put the knife down, but he refused. "Finally [the man] kind of charges at him," Kunkel said. "That's when the officer takes a shot to his stomach. One shot and he went down." After the shooting, Costco closed down for the rest of the day. Modesto Police spent several hours gathering evidence. The officer was not injured. The man is in the hospital in critical but stable condition. The investigation will be treated as an officer-involved shooting. Many people are just thankful that an officer was in the right place at the right time.2023-08-28T20:00:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/02/woman-sues-school-for-not-hiring-her-as-a-spanish-teacher-even-though-she-doesnt-know-spanish/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/teacher-near-chalkboard-with-spanish-greeting.jpgteacher-near-chalkboard-with-spanish-greetingTracy Rosner, a third-grade teacher at Coral Reef Elementary, filed a federal lawsuit in the Southern District of Florida last week claiming employment discrimination on the basis of her race — which is white. Miami-Dade School Board attorneys have not filed a formal response in court and did not return calls for comment Thursday. We'll update this post if they provide one. Rosner's attorneys write that her school's students are on three tracks: college preparatory, gifted, and extended foreign language (EFL), where they receive one hour of foreign language instruction per day. In May 2015, Rosner requested to be reassigned to the EFL track, where students are taught both English and another language.But Rosner says the principal had an unfair policy of requiring its foreign language teachers to actually speak the language they were teaching. In a totally ¿En serio? moment, Rosner claims that she was "otherwise fully qualified" for the job and that the policy is discriminatory. Her complaint says the school could have given her the job and then just had someone else teach the foreign language component for one hour per day. After she was denied the job, Rosner says, the school's principal retaliated by doubling her workload and asking her to teach all the subjects instead of just reading and language arts. Rosner apparently complained to the superintendent and even made a formal complaint to the school district's civil rights office, but administrators there found no probable cause and closed the case. The lawsuit claims that non-Spanish speakers are a minority population in Miami-Dade County and that seeking employment solely from Spanish speakers "disproportionately affects" Rosner and others like her. "As a direct and proximate result of the retaliation against Ms. Rosner, and the violation of her rights... Ms. Rosner was provided a less desirable position and has damages including emotional pain, suffering, inconvenience, mental anguish, [and] loss of enjoyment of life," the lawsuit states.2016-08-02T15:21:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/02/looks-like-my-boy-aaron-ekblad-got-himself-a-new-squeeze/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-24-48-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.24.48 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-13-24-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.13.24 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-15-33-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.15.33 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-15-44-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.15.44 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-15-51-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.15.51 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-15-59-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.15.59 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-16-06-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.16.06 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-16-16-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.16.16 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-16-24-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.16.24 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-10-16-36-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-08-02 at 10.16.36 AM2016-08-02T14:26:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/02/we-got-14-cases-of-zika-down-in-wynwood/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/36b4879f00000578-3714712-image-a-17_1469804442770.jpg36B4879F00000578-3714712-image-a-17_1469804442770en more people have caught Zika from local mosquitoes in Miami, Florida Gov. Rick Scott has announced. It means there are now 14 cases of locally-transmitted Zika in the state, the first local outbreak of the virus in mainland America. The new cases are clustered in the same square-mile neighborhood in Miami-Dade County identified last week. Florida health officials said in a news release Monday they believe active transmissions of Zika are occurring only in that area. But despite their insistence that everything is under control, Gov Scott has finally agreed to call in a CDC Emergency Response Team (CERT). Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3718434/Governor-14-Florida-Zika-cases-likely-caused-mosquito.html#ixzz4G6t8J7MP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2016-08-02T13:35:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/08/01/north-korea-is-baby-thigh-soft-if-this-is-their-declaration-for-war-against-the-u-s/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-29-at-10-03-42-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-29 at 10.03.42 AM2016-08-01T15:32:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/28/i-feel-awful-for-this-midget-getting-molly-whopped-by-this-7-year-old/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-28-at-1-06-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-28 at 1.06.58 PM2016-07-28T17:22:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/28/someone-made-a-side-by-side-supercut-of-stranger-things-and-all-the-70s80s-movies-they-reference/2016-07-28T13:36:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/28/screen-rant-hardcore-henry/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-27-at-11-25-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-27 at 11.25.37 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-27-at-11-24-55-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-27 at 11.24.55 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-27-at-11-18-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-27 at 11.18.47 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-27-at-11-11-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-27 at 11.11.36 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/picture-4.jpgpicture-4https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/perfect-conditions-at-cowboys-patriots-game-helped-create-incredible-pictures.jpgperfect-conditions-at-cowboys-patriots-game-helped-create-incredible-pictureshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/14.jpgDCIM100GOPROhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/povd_25_640x360_preview.jpgpovd_25_640x360_previewhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/untitled.jpgUntitledhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bullfighting-madri_3351612b.jpgbullfighting-madri_3351612b2016-07-28T03:35:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-homeless-woman-who-lit-her-boyfriend-on-fire-because-he-didnt-give-her-drugs/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/set-bf-fire.pngset-bf-fireDeLAND, Fla. (AP) — A Florida homeless woman is in Volusia County jail after setting her boyfriend on fire. The Volusia County Sheriff’s office says that 41-year-old Annie Harper doused her boyfriend’s shorts with lighter fluid and then set him on fire. The victim told deputies that they got in an argument and she was mad at him for not providing her with drugs. The incident occurred at a homeless camp in the woods outside of DeLand. Harper is charged with aggravated battery. A second misdemeanor battery charge was added after a witness reported seeing Harper kick the victim, a 34-year old male, as he was lying on the ground naked. The victim was treated at a Daytona Beach hospital before being transferred to a burn unit in Orlando.2016-07-25T19:51:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/shootout-in-ft-myers-left-2-teens-dead-and-over-a-dozen-injured/2016-07-25T19:36:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/recapping-the-biggest-news-at-comic-con-only-the-stuff-i-care-about/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/latest.giflatesthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/600.jpg600https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/5793e0ee65d0c.jpg5793e0ee65d0chttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/zz5a6c532b-700x725.jpgZZ5A6C532B-700x725https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/peftdwo7x5cydddtasko.jpgpeftdwo7x5cydddtaskohttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ccilogo-r_large.pngCCILogo-R_Large2016-07-25T19:03:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/someone-wants-to-let-the-ocean-know-hillary-is-a-lying-bitch-by-writing-it-on-crabs/2016-07-25T15:43:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/lady-spends-8700-on-itunes-gift-cards-to-pay-the-irs-with-except-oops-its-a-scam/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/itunes15giftcard2.pngitunes15giftcard2Portland police cut short a phone scam on Wednesday, coming to the rescue of a woman who thought she was paying the IRS with thousands of dollars worth of iTunes gift cards, police said Thursday. The police got an anonymous tip about the woman buying the cards, and found her in a Portland parking lot, talking on her phone and with a pile of gift cards on the passenger seat of her car. She told the officers she was on the phone with the IRS, and they were demanding she pay them in iTunes gift cards, according to Portland police Lt. James Sweatt. She told the officers she had spent hours getting the money from banks and then purchasing the gift cards. “They would not let her off the phone, repeatedly threatening her,” police said. The suspects hung up when the officers asked to speak with them on the phone. Sweatt said the 24-year-old woman lost $8,700 to the scammers before the police intervened. “It could have been far worse,” Sweatt said. “Thankfully there was someone in the community” who tipped off police. He said the woman, whom police refused to identify because she is a victim, told officers the call frightened her and when she sent an iTunes code, the scammers would demand more. Phone scams have become fairly common, Sweatt said, and there is little recourse for victims to get their funds back. In this case, the number the scammers called from was deactivated and likely was computer-generated. “These victims have zero chance of ever recouping their money in these scams,” he said. “We’ve seen people – young, middle-aged, seniors – be victimized this way, either tricked with clever gimmicks or threatened or coerced into believing they are talking to legitimate sources.”2016-07-24T19:19:15+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/25/is-lionel-messi-having-a-mid-life-soccer-crisis/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/det_8467514_datsyuk_pavel.pngDET_8467514_Datsyuk_Pavelhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-24-at-11-05-33-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-24 at 11.05.33 AM2016-07-24T15:42:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/22/im-very-proud-of-bubba-the-terrier-who-is-now-clean-from-heroin-and-meth/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-22-at-11-46-57-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-22 at 11.46.57 AMBubba, a chirpy seven-month-old terrier mix, has now found a new family after spending four months recovering in Orange County Animal Care.He had been found festering in a hotel room in Tustin, California and when rescuers first saw him, he was huddled in a corner, listless, and close to death. ‘I walked in and saw all these drugs on the ground,’ Lt Brian Frick, a supervising animal control officer, told the OC Register. ‘I said, “where’s the dog?” and walked around the corner and saw him lying listless. He was so cold and lethargic, I thought it was just he’d been taken from his mom too soon. I never suspected he may have gotten into drugs.’His 40-year-old owner Joshua West was arrested on an outstanding warrant, as well as for possession of methamphetamine, heroin and drug paraphernalia.Meanwhile, when vets ran medical tests on Bubba they found he tested positive for methamphetamine and heroin. It is unclear whether the dog ingested the drugs or inhaled the fumes. Since then he has been treated with a regular diet of fluids and healthy food. And finally, last week, his tests came back clear for the first time.An anonymous couple were quick to adopt little Bubba, who is now drug-free and full of life. Katie Ingram, assistant director of OC Animal Care, said: ‘They were a really nice couple and told us that Bubba would have a sister. Bubba bonded with them immediately.’ Now the pup is enjoying his new home with a loving family.2016-07-22T16:28:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/21/16-year-old-hacker-serves-no-jail-time-after-he-hacked-american-airlines-twitter-making-fake-bomb-threats-because-the-judge-thinks-it-would-destroy-him/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mrrobot_elliot.pngmrrobot_elliotA 16-year-old boy has been spared detention after launching cyber attacks on websites across the world and sending bomb hoaxes to airlines via Twitter. The teenager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, attacked 12 websites including his local police force and SeaWorld when he was aged 14 and 15. He targeted government and pro-hunting sites in Africa, Asia, Europe and North America from the laptop in his bedroom at home in Plympton, near Plymouth, Devon. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698852/Teenager-sentenced-sending-bomb-hoaxes-American-Airlines-Delta-Air-Lines-Twitter.html#ixzz4EzJUmQda Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Devon and Cornwall Police was affected for 44 minutes after the distributed denial of service attack (DDoS), while his actions cost SeaWorld almost £455,000 ($600,000). The boy admitted three offences under Section 3 of the Computer Misuse Act, relating to the DDoS attacks, and was convicted of two charges under Section 51 of the Criminal Law Act. These related to bomb hoaxes he sent through Twitter to American Airlines, the White House and Delta Air Lines on February 13 last year. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698852/Teenager-sentenced-sending-bomb-hoaxes-American-Airlines-Delta-Air-Lines-Twitter.html#ixzz4EzJXfsA3 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook One posted at 6.46pm to American Airlines read: 'One of those lovely Boeing airplanes has a tick, tick, ticking in it. Hurry gentlemen, the clock is ticking.' Another, sent six minutes earlier to Delta Air Lines, read: 'There's a nice tick, tick in one of those lovely Boeing planes, high quality.' District Judge Diane Baker told the boy, who sat next to his mother at Plymouth Youth Court, that she had been minded to sentence him to a 12-month detention and training order. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698852/Teenager-sentenced-sending-bomb-hoaxes-American-Airlines-Delta-Air-Lines-Twitter.html#ixzz4EzJZo08A Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook She instead handed him a two-year youth rehabilitation order, along with 120 hours reparation and to attend courses, after deciding that custody would 'destroy' him. 'Your offending, in my mind, crosses the custody threshold - I say that because the offending involved significant planning,' the judge said. 'The DDoS attacks were sophisticated. On your own admission you became a person to whom others came for advice on how to carry them out. 'With the bomb hoaxes, again, a significant level of planning - in particular sophistication in ensuring that your actions were not traced. 'These were a whole series of offences over a period of time. There's no doubt that you knew what you were doing. You knew it was serious. 'I don't think there would be any positive outcome for you going into a youth detention centre - I think it would destroy you. 'If it would destroy you how could I come to the conclusion that I am concerned with your welfare and rehabilitation as well as punishment?' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698852/Teenager-sentenced-sending-bomb-hoaxes-American-Airlines-Delta-Air-Lines-Twitter.html#ixzz4EzJbpfmk Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook The boy's mother was ordered to pay £620 in prosecution costs. 'You have put your family through hell during this period of time,' the judge told the teenager, adding that his laptop will now be destroyed. 'I have to say I think it is very unhealthy that a young man of this age spends so much time alone on the computer. 'I don't think there's anything that Mum could have done in the circumstances because she had absolutely no idea at the involvement he had.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698852/Teenager-sentenced-sending-bomb-hoaxes-American-Airlines-Delta-Air-Lines-Twitter.html#ixzz4EzJfrLWY Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2016-07-21T19:04:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/20/love-a-good-old-fashion-dick-fuck-instead-of-a-yin-yang-tattoo-prank/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tumblr_inline_mqcm1zqtmp1r53nki.giftumblr_inline_mqcm1zQTmp1r53nkihttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/foto-3-penis-ying-yang.jpgfoto-3-penis-ying-yangMetro- An Austrian woman who has asked a friend for a Yin Yang tattoo on her back was appalled when she looked in the mirror and saw a massive penis, and the word, ‘F*ck’. The tattooist had done a rough drawing of the Yin Yang symbol – and shown the 21-year-old his sketch in a mobile phone photo – before switching to ink and drawing on the penis. When the victim saw it, which she said did not happen until she had got home and looked in the mirror, she burst into tears and asked, ‘What the f*ck? NO!’ When a judge asked the amateur tattooist, also 21, why he’d done it, he said, ‘Just because,’ according to The Local.2018-05-25T07:55:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/20/if-your-husband-doesnt-know-what-your-second-third-favorite-donut-is-it-doesnt-warrant-stabbing-him/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-20-at-2-45-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-20 at 2.45.34 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tumblr_static_wf-donuts-1.jpgtumblr_static_wf-donuts-1JULY 20--An Indiana woman stabbed her husband in the chest with a grill fork after he returned home without her favorite doughnuts, investigators charge. According to a police report, Timothy Nelson “went to get doughnuts for his wife” Friday morning at a store near the couple’s home in New Albany, a city about six miles from Louisville. But the store “did not have the type she normally gets.” So, cops say, Nelson returned home “without the doughnuts.” This did not sit well with his wife Michelle, 37, who was upset that her spouse “did not know what else she liked after being together for several years.” When a heated argument over secondary doughnut choices followed, Timothy sought to leave the residence, but “Michelle was blocking the door.” During the ensuing scuffle, “Michelle lunged back at him and she had a grill fork in her hand. The grill fork stuck in Timothy’s chest.” After pulling the fork from his chest, Timothy fled the home, with Michelle “following him and still yelling at him.” When cops arrived on the scene, they found Timothy sitting against a tree “applying pressure to the puncture wound on his right chest.” His t-shirt and jeans were soaked with blood. He was then transported by ambulance to a local hospital. 2016-07-20T19:08:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/19/if-you-cant-command-a-single-ounce-of-fear-trying-to-rob-a-kebab-shop-you-should-just-kill-yourself/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-19-at-12-09-12-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-07-19 at 12.09.12 AMHuffingtonPost- An Egyptian kebab shop owner in New Zealand has become an internet hit after a video of him ignoring a would-be robber and continuing to serve a customer went viral, drawing more than a quarter of a million views. Said Ahmed, owner of the Egyptian Kebab House in Christchurch, said it was simply a “lucky” reaction to ignore the masked man, who walked into his restaurant on May 28 and demanded cash while holding what appeared to be a gun. Ahmed, who has run his kebab shop for 15 years, continued to bag up an order and handed it to a customer before walking away to call the police, the video shows, leaving the attempted robber to exit empty handed. Canterbury Police released CCTV footage of the incident on Facebook last week in a bid to identify the would-be robber. The 27-second clip has since drawn 255,000 views and has been shared more than 1,000 times. Ahmed, 55, who was quickly dubbed by social media as the “chillest chip shop operator”, said he was only thinking of his family and thought walking away would avoid a more serious outcome. “I’m not a hero but, you know, I controlled my reaction,” he told New Zealand media. “Quite lucky because that reaction come to my head in that moment.” 2016-07-19T18:56:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/19/dolphins-pick-up-arian-foster-for-1-year-1-5-million/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/foster-chuck-strong-12-29-12_original.giffoster-chuck-strong-12-29-12_originalhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/arian-foster-vegan-diet-600x400.jpgarian-foster-vegan-diet-600x4002016-07-19T18:32:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/19/hey-ed-have-you-ever-enjoyed-staring-at-a-big-fat-penis-before-the-answer-is-yes/2016-07-19T03:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/18/florida-twin-kills-twin-sister-probably-because-being-twins-suck/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/a74db0cb6191d62cac4a511b39ec6f1a.jpga74db0cb6191d62cac4a511b39ec6f1aSource- Identical twin sisters Anastasia and Alexandria Duval (“yoga entrepreneurs” from Florida), were seen arguing in a car pulled over by the side of the road. Things escalated and Anastasia was seen pulling Alexandria’s hair and screaming. Then witnesses saw the vehicle “accelerate forward and then take a sharp left over the cliff” and plunge 60m onto rocks. The passenger, Anastasia, was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver, Alexandria was taken to hospital in a critical condition. The 37-year-old has now appeared in court, charged with the second-degree murder of her sister. Prosecutors allege she intentionally drove the car off the cliff and made no attempt to stop.2016-07-18T19:24:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/07/18/if-you-have-sex-and-immediately-dump-a-crazy-smoke-shes-probably-going-to-t-bone-you-intentionally-in-her-bra/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/6666692627572981896.png6666692627572981896DM- A Florida woman was arrested wearing just her bra after she allegedly crashed into her ex-boyfriend's truck as revenge for dumping her that day right after they had sex. Brianda Nayeli Ramirez, 25, has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Ramirez intentionally hit the truck of her ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Sandoval, as he attempted to make a right turn and caused it to flip over, police said. Sandoval, 38, told police that he and Ramirez began to argue in her apartment after he revealed he wanted to end their one-year relationship. Ramirez told police the couple had just finished having sex, and she threw on a bra and got into her silver Ford Fusion sedan so that she could follow Sandoval after he left her apartment. She followed Sandoval to his aunt's house in Belle Glade, where a friend dropped him off so that he could pick up his own truck, according to WPBF. Ramirez told police that Sandoval refused to talk to her and drove off, but she continued to follow him. Sandoval's Ford truck flipped onto its roof in the middle of the road after he was hit. He later told police he only knew it was Ramirez who hit him after a witness mentioned a silver car. Witnesses at the scene told police that the driver did not stop their car after crashing into Sandoval. Ramirez claims that she rear-ended Sandoval's truck after he slammed on his breaks. She said she panicked after she saw the car flip over and drove off. 2016-07-18T14:45:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/jackie-chan-and-kobe-bryant-would-be-the-best-interracial-power-friends-the-planet-has-ever-seen/2016-06-28T02:52:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-pretended-to-be-jason-aldean-to-swindle-cash-and-sex-from-a-woman/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/download.jpgdownloadLARGOS, Fla. — Authorities arrested a Florida man after he allegedly posed as country music star Jason Aldean and swindled a mentally handicapped woman out of cash. He also allegedly convinced her to have sex with him. >> Read more trending stories Largos police arrested Daniel Michael Farris, 27, on Tuesday, according to records from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office. He faces charges of scheming to defraud a person of less than $20,000 and grand theft. Police said Farris pretended to be Aldean on Facebook and also posed as a friend of Aldean's. "Allegedly, Farris would collect the funds by telling the victim Jason Aldean loved her, but was on tour and his friend needed money," WFLA reported. Farris got $230 from the woman, according to an affidavit obtained by WFLA, and asked her to give him $2,000. He admitted to taking the cash, officers said in the affidavit, and said he used the money to fuel his addiction to prescription pills. He remained jailed Saturday morning.2016-06-27T02:33:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/when-sucker-punching-goes-wrong/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jun-26-2016-14-41-45.gifJun-26-2016 14-41-452016-06-26T19:05:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/1500-people-spent-5-years-creating-a-city-in-minecraft/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/qlpz5ys.pngQlpz5YShttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/lpph4mm.pnglPPh4mMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kmqe2zp.pngkmQE2Zphttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/j7htcia.pngj7hTciAhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ieprgyg.pngIeprgyghttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/avoiggl.pngAvOIgGLhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/77ko69x.png77kO69XUnilad- ShireCraft is the result of five years, 1500 players, and hundreds of builds. There’s even a working railway system, which is ridiculous in the best possible way. Crazy, right? They’ve even got their own set of rules and regulations – hell, you even have to apply to join – this is a proper, thriving virtual community, and they’ll have none of your nonsense. Of course, don’t expect to be able to just jump in and start building giant Minecraft dicks wherever you want in ShireCraft. Small projects must be built in the wilderness, at least 100 blocks away from other creations, while large projects actually need approval from a staff member. The Shire Transit Authority will maintain all rail lines and highways connecting between cities. Please do not build any rail lines or highways without their consent or supervision. Specific standards have to be met and the STA is the only team qualified to do so. Contact STA Director Andy if you have questions or wish to set up an appointment with your local STA representative. Honestly, you should check out their Wiki page because it’s seriously in-depth. I guess you can’t build such an impressive world without implementing a few rules. Take a look at a video tour of one of ShireCraft’s most impressive cities below. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/6ul3sba.png6UL3sbA2016-06-26T18:28:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/chinese-farmer-wants-to-trade-176-lb-magic-mushroom-for-a-wife-i-think-its-a-hunk-of-shit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/358b41a900000578-0-image-a-1_1466600162738.jpg358B41A900000578-0-image-a-1_1466600162738A farmer in China is hoping to sell a rare mushroom so that her son could afford to find a wife. The woman, from the village of Xianghe, said her son, named Xiao Li, found the 176-pound giant mushroom a few days ago in a pond, reported People's Daily Online. The family have shown the media their treasured fungus, known as Tai Sui, which is considered to be the medicine for immortality in traditional Chinese medicine. According to the report, Xiao Li picked up the priced fungus while catching fish in a pond near his house. He said at first he didn't know what it was. Li said: 'I touched a soft lump. At first I startled, then I examined further and realised it was massive.' He and his father transported the mysterious object home with a tricycle. Li then added: 'I looked up online and realised it is Tai Sui and it has medical value.' The family now hope experts could help them value the fungus which they keep in their warehouse. Li's mother is especially glad about the prized find. She told Chinese media that she expected the mushroom to bring the family a handsome profit. She added that her son is still single, so she hoped the money could help him to afford a wife.According to Chinese news site QQ, Tai Sui has multiple layers, ranging from a tough, yellow exterior to a delicate, pale cream interior. The delicate interior is considered the most prized part and commands the highest prices. Experts believe the growth is a rare combination of bacterial, molds and fungus, which normally grows on decaying wood. Although variations of the mushroom has been used for medicinal purposes in China and Japan for more than two millennia, it's promise of longevity has never been officially proven. However, some active compounds isolated from the mushroom were shown to have anti-cancer properties in human trials according to the National Center for Biotechnology Information. What's more, the legends that surround the mushroom's magical powers, which are supposed to help people live forever without getting old, means that it continues to be in demand today. 2016-06-25T18:42:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/25/fiance-couple-taking-wedding-photos-goes-all-nice-until-groom-gets-bit-by-a-rattlesnake/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/article-shot-0624.jpgarticle-shot-0624https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tumblr_ly7o9mxoxz1qzejdzo1_1280.jpgtumblr_ly7o9mxOXz1qzejdzo1_1280NYDN- He might have gotten away with three murders — but couldn’t escape his own. A 46-year-old man once suspected of committing three homicides, including the slaying of 1990s hip-hop star Big L, was fatally shot in Harlem, officials said Friday. Gerard Woodley was shot in the head and back during a clash in front of his home on W. 139th St. near Malcolm X Blvd. about 11:15 p.m. Thursday. “It was three shots fired. They were back to back,” neighborhood advocate Iesha Sekou said. “They were pretty loud and I heard one scream.” Police recovered three .25-caliber shell casings at the scene. A motive for the killing was not disclosed. Woodley had been arrested for three separate murders in the 1990s, but was never convicted, cops said. Woodley was accused of gunning down Big L, whose real name was Lamont Coleman, outside the rapper’s Harlem home on Feb. 15, 1999. Woodley had a grudge against the rapper’s brother, officials said at the time. The case was ultimately thrown out due to a lack of evidence, officials said. He was also arrested in January 1996 and a third time in February 1990, but wasn’t convicted in either killing, police sources said. When they broke the news to Woodley’s mother, she only had one question, police sources said. “Where was his bodyguard?” Lavern Black asked. Black told the Daily News she was struggling to come to accept her son’s murder. “It hasn’t sunk in yet . . . He was a loving son,” she said, before dissolving into tears. Woodley spent five years in prison an unrelated federal gun charge shortly after Big L’s death, police sources said. He was locked up again in 2011 on a second gun possession conviction in state court and released from prison last year, according to court records. He was supposed to be on parole until 2020, officials said. His brother, Thomas Riley, said Woodley and Big L were childhood friends. Riley suspects a Big L fan may have killed his brother, saying there’s an abundance of chatter online fingering Woodley as the rapper’s killer. In an earlier, unrelated case Thursday, a 52-year-old man was shot to death during a Brooklyn dice game, cops said. John Morrison was shot multiple times in the back as he rolled the bones outside the Glenmore Houses in Brownsville about 10:50 p.m., police said. He died at Brookdale University Hospital.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rattlesnake-bites-colorado-groom-as-he-poses-for-wedding-photos.jpgRattlesnake-bites-Colorado-groom-as-he-poses-for-wedding-photos2016-06-25T15:43:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/27/i-need-the-wwe-to-start-mixing-in-more-lawn-maintenance-tools-if-they-want-me-to-start-watching-again/2016-06-25T14:26:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/25/these-robot-dogs-are-getting-way-too-advanced-for-my-comfort/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/robot.gifRobot2016-06-25T13:44:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/22/jagr-comes-away-with-a-masterton-trophy-barkov-and-gallant-were-second-place-for-lady-byng-and-jack-adams/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/clmd9emusaaxn1h.jpgClmD9emUsAAxn1Hhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/clmb6wuwqaazpli.jpgClmB6wuWQAAZpLIhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/clmdbeqxiaa7uyj.jpgClmDbeQXIAA7UYJhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cll7runusaayrdi.jpgCll7RunUsAAyrdI2016-06-23T02:13:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/23/cops-put-house-arrest-bracelet-on-criminals-prosthetic-leg-criminal-removes-his-foot-goes-out-to-kill-someone/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/358fd21b00000578-3655063-image-a-66_1466628914715.jpg358FD21B00000578-3655063-image-a-66_1466628914715(NEWSER) – After Quincy Green was arrested on a gun charge in April, he was supposed to be on house arrest while waiting for his trial. But the tech at the company that supplies and fits ankle bracelets on Washington, DC, pre-trial detainees put the bracelet on over Green's sock—that's "absolutely not" protocol, per an exec at the company, who says regulations require the bracelets to be placed directly on skin—and apparently didn't realize that sock was covering a prosthetic leg. So, police say, Green simply took off the leg, replaced it with another one he had, and was able to leave his house. That's how, they allege, he was able to leave his house and go to an area that Fox 5 DC reports he had specifically been ordered to stay away from and where he allegedly shot and killed Dana Hamilton around 2:40am on May 19. "That man was supposed to be in his house," Hamilton's mother, who calls her 44-year-old son's death "the worst thing that ever happened to me," tells the Washington Post.2016-06-23T01:29:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/22/ok-idc-is-the-most-brutal-response-in-teacher-sex-scandal-history-involving-this-21-year-old-karate-teacher-and-11-year-old-student/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jay-cutler-didnt-care-then-dont-care-now.jpgjay-cutler-didnt-care-then-dont-care-nowhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jay-cutler-doesnt-care.pngjay-cutler-doesnt-carehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jay-cutler-dont-care-1.jpgjay-cutler-dont-care-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-22-at-7-14-03-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-22 at 7.14.03 PMORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — A 20-year-old woman was arrested last week on allegations she solicited an 11-year-old boy for sex acts, police said. According to an arrest report, Stephannie Figueroa, 20, who works at Next Gen Xtreme Martial Arts in Orlando, met the boy at the karate school on Goldenrod Road. Police became involved when the mother of the victim said last Wednesday at about 6:30 a.m., she found messages from Figueroa on her son’s cellphone. The suspect and victim were using the messaging app Kik, police said. Figueroa allegedly told the boy she "could not wait for another sleep over at the karate school, so she could have sex with him in a hard way,” an Orlando police report said. The boy’s mother called police at about 10:09 p.m. the same day, the report said. The boy admitted the karate instructor had been flirting with him and sending him photos of her private parts as well as full body nude photos, police said. Figueroa is accused of telling the boy she liked him, but did not make any advances until February, the report said. During that time, while the suspect and victim were alone, Figueroa began sliding her hand on the boy’s thigh, police said. The boy said he told the instructor to stop and she did, the report said. She also told the boy she wanted to cuddle, but never did during the sleepover, police said. Police said the two most recently communicated through Kik last Tuesday when she invited him over to her 21st birthday party and said no one would be home. “I want to have sex with you,” she messaged the boy, according to the police report. “OK IDC (I don’t care),” he responded, before falling asleep. Investigators said during the last three months, Figueroa sent 15 naked photos to the 11-year-old. A man who identified himself as the owner of the Next Gen Martial Arts told Eyewitness News he hired an attorney because footage from his surveillance cameras didn’t show anything happened between the instructor and the boy. At first, the man said there were never any sleepovers, but later admitted there had been. There was never any inappropriate contact between Figueroa and the boy, he said. When police asked to see the messages and images, the boy’s mother went through his phone “and was unable to locate neither the Kik messages she had seen in the morning, nor any of the photographs described above,” the report said. Figueroa was arrested and charged with making an obscene telephone call.2016-06-22T23:53:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/22/round-2-of-animals-being-used-for-crime-mafia-tie-burning-rags-to-cats-to-start-forest-fires-if-they-dont-get-their-protection-money/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/firewx1.jpgfirewx1DailyMail- Cats are being used as 'arsonists' by the mafia who set them alight to start huge forest fires, claims a park manager death-marked by the mob. President Giuseppe Antoci of Nebrodi, Sicily's largest national park, spoke as firefighters extinguished hundreds of fires which broke out simultaneously across the island last week. Mr Antoci, 48, who survived an assassination attempt by the mafia in May, claimed the crime group 'use the animals as arsonists', and the cats burn all the bushes that they touch, reports Corriere Della Sera. The park director added that five hundred forest fires do not spontaneously combust all at once. He said: 'One of the mob's arson techniques is to tie a petrol-soaked rag to the tail of a cat and set fire to it. As its tail burns, the cat flees in terror into the undergrowth in the woods, setting fire to everything it touches. 'That makes it harder for investigators to figure out where the fire was started and since the cat is eventually incinerated, they never find what caused the fire,' reports The Times. Last week the fires ravaged the island and nearly 6,000 hectares of land went up in smoke. Schools had to be evacuated after a hot sirocco wind blew in from Africa, before forest fires started simultaneously breaking out across the island. 2016-06-22T21:37:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/22/its-sea-turtle-nesting-season-so-please-remember-to-not-leave-any-trash-on-the-beach-or-a-brick-of-cocaine-for-that-matter/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cljt630weaajyzz.jpgCljT630WEAAjyZZSun Sentinel- When Doug Phinney walked into a bar on A1A about 1 a.m. Tuesday with an open kilo of suspected cocaine in his hands, he wasn't looking to make a sale or even worried about being arrested. In fact, he was looking for a cop. "I finally flagged down an officer driving by," said Phinney, 52, from Wilton Manors. "And I showed him what I found." Phinney made his discovery on the sands of Fort Lauderdale beach during a routine nighttime patrol as a volunteer with the Sea Turtle Oversight Program, designed to protect the behemoth sea creatures during the summer nesting season. During his four-hour patrol he did spot 11 loggerhead turtles who swam ashore to lay eggs.But it was the drugs that made the night memorable. "I was doing what I always do," said Phinney, on summer break from teaching legal studies at the online Florida Virtual School. "It was raining, the surf was crashing, there was a ton of seaweed on the beach, and then I saw this package the size of a brick. As soon as I picked it up I knew what it was." Phinney said he used a knife to slice open the package and found a white sticky substance that a Fort Lauderdale police dog seemed to recognize as cocaine. When police received a call about found narcotics, Officer Giovanni Morales responded, according to records. Three officers were soon on the scene, and all seemed rather blasé about the find, Phinney said. But the patrons of a nearby bar just north of Las Olas Boulevard were excited, Phinney said. "They said, 'You found that right out there? Man, you should have given it to me,'" said Phinney. Police made a report, and took possession of the suspected cocaine, Phinney said. Richard WhiteCloud, founding director of the Sea Turtle Oversight Program, said a monitor found a bale of suspected marijuana while on patrol about two weeks ago. But coming upon contraband is rare, he said. Phinney said when he cut the package open and got some of the product on his fingers he was tempted to rub a bit on his gums, as he's seen done in the movies. But he refrained. "You did the right thing," Phinney said the police told him.2016-06-22T19:25:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/22/some-nova-south-eastern-professor-thinks-sharks-can-cure-human-health-problems-via-shark-dna-and-apparently-has-never-seen-the-movie-deep-blue-sea/2016-06-22T18:49:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/20/we-got-giant-monitor-lizards-in-thailand/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/13434844_566954903482851_6995909645640572630_n.jpg13434844_566954903482851_6995909645640572630_nAOL- Attanai Thaiyuanwong was in for a rude surprise on Sunday when he arrived back at his home in Nonthaburi, Thailand, to find an unwelcome visitor trying to get into his house. The intruder was a giant monitor lizard, that looked as tall as an adult human, was standing upright on its hind legs with its mouth around the door knob. SEE ALSO: Chinese village under siege by wild monkeys after tourism plans backfire In Thai tradition, monitor lizards are believed to bring good fortune to those who encounter them. Known as "Tua Ngern Tua Thong", Thais also call the reptiles "Hia!" which apparently means "F**k!".ccording to a translation by Coconuts Bangkok, a man can be heard shouting in Thai, "Hia is in our house. It's f**king huge!", while a dog barked in the background. A woman then said: "They say if you throw a coin at it, it will go away!" The group continued to debate off-camera on what to do until the giant reptile wagged its tail, and everyone screamed. Later, an unidentified man was seen trying to lure the lizard away with some rope2016-06-20T17:16:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/16/some-one-put-bieber-music-in-a-time-machine-and-remixed-it-into-an-80s-song-and-its-so-hot-i-dont-think-i-can-listen-to-modern-music-anymore/2016-06-17T03:57:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/16/screen-rant-x-men-apocalypse/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-15-at-8-04-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-15 at 8.04.22 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-15-at-8-01-59-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-15 at 8.01.59 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-01-at-7-35-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-01 at 7.35.16 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-15-at-5-15-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-15 at 5.15.46 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-01-at-7-11-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-01 at 7.11.30 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2000px-flag_of_israel-svg.png2000px-Flag_of_Israel.svghttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/moses.jpgmoseshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/xmenapocalypseimax-1.jpgxmenapocalypseimax-12016-06-16T13:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/13/kids-are-mixing-mountain-dew-with-fucking-racing-fuel-and-guess-what-its-killing-people/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-13-at-2-39-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-13 at 2.39.19 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-13-at-2-35-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-13 at 2.35.12 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/untitled.pngUntitledHealth experts have today warned teenagers of the dangers of drinking a cocktail of racing fuel and Mountain Dew, known as 'DewShine'. It comes six months after two teen boys died in rural Tennessee, having drunk the concoction - which includes methanol. Logan Stephenson, a 16-year-old student at Greenbriar High School, was found dead in his bed the morning of January 21. Just minutes later, paramedics were called to Stephenson's best friend J.D. Byram's house, when the boy started having seizures. Five days later, J.D died in hospital from the effects of the drink. In a report released today, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention documents investigations into the two deaths. Experts urge parents, teachers, community leaders and healthcare professionals do warn young people of the dangers of drinking 'DewShine'. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3635677/DewShine-KILL-CDC-warns-teens-not-touch-lethal-cocktail-racing-fuel-Mountain-Dew-two-boys-died-drinking-concoction.html#ixzz4BU3dbroA Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Racing fuel is typically 100 per cent methanol - an organic solvent commonly found in the laboratory, industrial and automotive industries and residential products. The CDC report notes just one tablespoon, or 15ml of methanol can prove fatal. Police investigating the deaths reported that the boys obtained half a gallon (1.9 liters) of an unknown brand of racing fuel. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3635677/DewShine-KILL-CDC-warns-teens-not-touch-lethal-cocktail-racing-fuel-Mountain-Dew-two-boys-died-drinking-concoction.html#ixzz4BU3gXBoR Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook They they mixed an unknown quantity of that racing fuel with the soda in a 2L bottle, which they then took to a party. Two friends with the boys at the time also drank the cocktail - around two ounces - and survived. Logan, aged 16, was found dead at his home around 11 hours after ingesting the cocktail. His best friend, J.D, was found suffering a seizure at home about 12 hours after the friends drank DewShine. He was taken to the emergency room where tests revealed he had 175mg/dL of methanol in his bloodstream - the presence of any methanol at all is abnormal, the CDC notes. Despite 'aggressive measures' taken by doctors to treat J.D, the teenager passed away five days later. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3635677/DewShine-KILL-CDC-warns-teens-not-touch-lethal-cocktail-racing-fuel-Mountain-Dew-two-boys-died-drinking-concoction.html#ixzz4BU3iBeMN Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook The CDC report notes that the amount drunk by Logan and J.D is not known, though an empty 2L bottle was recovered at the scene of the party. After the death of Logan and hospitalization of J.D, the two surviving friends came forward to the authorities and admitted the four of them had made a cocktail from Mountain Dew soda and racing fuel. They were monitored at hospital before being released. The lethal cocktail is known as 'DewShine' but is not the same as DEWshine, an non-alcoholic beverage made by PepsiCo. At the time local police raised concerns that teenagers may be drinking DewShine as an alternative to alcohol, which the law prevents them from buying. Racing fuel costs about $7.50 a gallon and when mixed with Mountain Dew, it's still much more potent than regular hard alcohol. CDC experts warn the initial signs and symptoms of methanol intoxication are similar to being drunk. After after six to 36 hours, depending on the amount of the cocktail a person has drunk, they will likely become drowsy and suffer nausea and vomiting, as well as abdominal pain. Later, more serious symptoms can develop, including visual disturbances, abnormal breathing, altered mental state, seizures, cerebral edema - swelling of the brain caused by excessive fluid - an ultimately death. The CDC report states: 'The absence of severe signs or symptoms after ingestion should not deter medical evaluation. 'Early medical assessment and rapid treatment can increases chances for survival.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3635677/DewShine-KILL-CDC-warns-teens-not-touch-lethal-cocktail-racing-fuel-Mountain-Dew-two-boys-died-drinking-concoction.html#ixzz4BU3ke3UF Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 2016-06-13T18:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/11/jewish-leader-thinks-girls-riding-a-bicycle-past-5-years-old-is-immodest/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tumblr_n1tz050pgo1ttqqcoo1_400.jpgtumblr_n1tz050PgO1ttqqcoo1_400https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/0f11f6b6c1a817a1bf05ac0eef5f10a7.jpg0f11f6b6c1a817a1bf05ac0eef5f10a7Independent- An ultra-orthodox Jewish leader has reportedly banned girls aged five and older in some areas of Israel from riding bicycles - claiming it is “immodest”. The rabbi of the Jerusalem neighbourhood of Nahloat distributed the stringent decree to his followers in synagogues across the area. He had said young girls riding bicycles could “cause serious damage to their modesty” and that bicycle seats caused young girls to sit in a way men found “provocative”, according to the Arutz Sheva 7 website.2016-06-11T15:30:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/10/i-cant-stop-laughing-at-this-bird-that-got-absolutely-doused-in-curry/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/89929600_seagull.jpg_89929600_seagullhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/89927797_hi033367512.jpg_89927797_hi033367512The bird fell into a container of chicken tikka masala while trying to scavenge a piece of meat from a food factory bin. He was rescued by workers at the undisclosed site in south east Wales and picked up by a volunteer for Vale Wildlife Hospital near Tewkesbury. Staff at the centre used washing up liquid to clean the gull's feathers. They managed to return him back to his original white colour but have not been able to wash away the smell. Lucy Kells, a veterinary nurse at the hospital in Worcestershire, said: "He really surprised everyone here - we had never seen anything like it before. "The thing that shocked us the most was the smell. He smelled amazing, he really smelled good."2016-06-10T16:29:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/about/2016-06-08T19:35:25+00:00weekly0.6https://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/08/the-panthers-reveal-their-new-logo-and-sweaters-beautiful-things-dont-beg-for-attention/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/victor-e-rat-florida-panthers-featured-rats-640x4261.pngVictor-E-Rat-Florida-Panthers-featured-rats-640x426https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/victor-e-rat-florida-panthers-featured-rats-640x426.pngVictor-E-Rat-Florida-Panthers-featured-rats-640x426https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-08-at-2-48-26-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-08 at 2.48.26 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-08-at-2-41-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-08 at 2.41.58 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/panthers-alternate-0.pngPanthers-alternate.0https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/95-0.png95.0https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-08-at-2-01-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-08 at 2.01.30 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cougar_bw.gifCougar_bwhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/reilly-smith-aaron-ekblad-panthers-jerseys-640x423.pngReilly-Smith-Aaron-Ekblad-Panthers-jerseys-640x423https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jaguars-secondary-new-logo_0.pngJaguars secondary new logo_02016-06-08T19:34:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/03/bold-move-from-this-guy-trying-to-get-a-loan-so-he-could-buy-some-meth/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/gradycarson.jpggradycarsonTSG- A South Carolina man was arrested yesterday after applying for a loan so that he could purchase methamphetamine, investigators allege. According to a police report, Grady Carson, 58, went to a Carolina Title Loans office in Spartanburg to secure a loan against his automobile. According to its web site, the loan company provides “fast cash to deal with an unexpected expense” and charges interest rates that begin at 96 percent. A Carolina Title Loans employee told cops that Carson--who was pacing as he filled out paperwork--told her he "needed the money to purchase meth." Since her manager was at another store, the worker “faxed a help letter” to the second employee, who contacted cops. When officers arrived at the loan business, Carson was handcuffed and a search of his pockets turned up “a glass container with a off white rock like substance inside.” Carson, cops noted, “stated it was cocaine but he was not going to smoke it because he did meth.” Carson, seen above, was charged with narcotics possession and booked into the county jail. He was released from custody around 4:40 AM today.2016-06-03T04:29:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/01/hey-if-youre-walking-around-and-going-to-church-concerts-with-a-6-million-dollar-diamond-encrusted-gold-eagle-statue-you-probably-shouldnt-tell-people-you-have-it-in-your-backpack/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hnfzhkc.gifHnfZhkchttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/1070352-11-20160601073900.jpeg1070352-11-20160601073900NEWSER) – An 18-pound, solid-gold eagle statue adorned with 763 diamonds and a massive emerald recovered from a 17th-century shipwreck has been stolen—but it wasn't exactly a Mission: Impossible-esque heist. Owner Ron Shore says he had the "Maltese Eagle," apparently worth somewhere between $5 million and $9 million, near Vancouver, BC, on Sunday. A man tells CTV that Shore bragged that the valuable piece—which had just been on display at an art exhibit—was in his backpack while attending a church concert. Witnesses later saw two men beat Shore on the street before grabbing his backpack. Shore then tried to hang on to the assailants' vehicle, reports the National Post. "I struggled as hard as I could and yet wasn't able to prevent the robbery," Shore tells CBC News, adding a security guard was present. He was treated at a hospital and released. Police are saying little about the incident other than they are trying to "establish exactly what happened" and get descriptions of the assailants. Shore says he mortgaged his house to commission the statue years ago after his sister-in-law died of breast cancer days after giving birth. "I thought the bulk of my life had been selfish and I had not given back to the community enough," he tells CNN. He wrote a book with clues to a real-life treasure hunt—the eagle was one reward—and hoped to raise $100 million for breast cancer charities, but book sales were poor. Recently, he had hoped to sell the statue and use the proceeds to fund a charity concert. But "without the eagle, I don't have anything," he says. "I'd hate to think it’d be melted down," the sculptor adds. "That's my fear."2016-06-01T22:55:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/01/not-a-hot-take-if-you-pay-speeding-tickets-with-pennies-youre-an-asshole/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pennies1_1464700953052_1373313_ver1-0.jpgpennies1_1464700953052_1373313_ver1.0 NEW YORK (FOX5NY) - Brett Sanders of Frisco, Texas, used pennies to pay for a speeding ticket because he wanted "to make a big spectacle of it." He used 22,000 pennies to pay for a $212 fine. Sanders created a video of the incident that has gone viral. "I'm not a big fan of extortion. I was convicted by a jury for driving 39 in a 30 and was subject to $212 at the barrel of a gun," wrote Sanders. In the video, he is seen calling a bank to ask if they would have 22,000 pennies available. It also shows Sanders bringing the coins in buckets and pouring them onto a counter at a municipal court house. According to local media, the court clerks brought the pennies to Coinstar locations. Sanders is reportedly owed $7.81 for overpaying. 2016-06-01T22:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/01/guy-spends-3-days-making-a-lego-sculpture-only-to-have-it-destroyed-1-hour-after-displaying-it/2016-06-01T20:32:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/06/01/latina-english-teacher-done-got-her-self-in-a-predicament-by-getting-pregnant-from-her-13-year-old-student-and-other-sex-stuff/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/11951902_926289237417297_2784210757351252000_n1.jpg11951902_926289237417297_2784210757351252000_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/11377106_890461904333364_5357729682367211211_n.jpg11377106_890461904333364_5357729682367211211_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/10537369_725193664193523_5441501695759361821_n.jpg10537369_725193664193523_5441501695759361821_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/10245538_690105394369017_2890758650199659287_n.jpg10245538_690105394369017_2890758650199659287_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/11951902_926289237417297_2784210757351252000_n.jpg11951902_926289237417297_2784210757351252000_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/11016835_853975161315372_8058090348051521253_n.jpg11016835_853975161315372_8058090348051521253_nHOUSTON – Students remember Alexandria Vera as the “cool teacher” who let kids at Stovall Middle School use cell phones in class. They also long suspected her to be romantically involved with an eighth-grader. Vera, 24, is charged with continuous sex abuse of a child. She turned herself in on Wednesday morning in Conroe. Vera's bond was set at $100,000. She remains in custody at this time. Harris County prosecutors said Vera had sex and got pregnant by a 13-year-old boy who was also her student. The victim turned 14 after the alleged crimes. draft Alexandria Vera. (Photo: Facebook) “That kid was always over (Vera’s house in Spring) and she always told (neighbors) it was her brother,” said one neighbor, who did not want to be identified. Vera sometimes had as many as five teenage boys over at one time, according to neighbors. draft Alexandria Vera. (Photo: Facebook) “She was having a lot of kids in her home,” one neighbor said. “There was drinking in the front. We always found beer bottles and beer cans on her side of the lawn and half of the (teens) did not look older than high school, maybe.” According to court documents, Vera said she and the victim “love each other.” They had sex almost daily for nine months, Vera told investigators, according to court documents. She said the two met in summer school, then grew close the following school year. During an open house in the fall, Vera claimed she was introduced to the victim’s parents as “his girlfriend.” She also told investigators the boy’s family accepted the relationship, invited her to family gatherings and became “very supportive and excited” when told Vera was pregnant with the victim’s child in January, according to court records. But when Child Protective Services showed up at the school to question Vera and the victim, she said she got nervous and later had an abortion. Vera already has a 4-year-old daughter. Neighbors said they have not seen either for days. A man answered Vera’s door Tuesday and said he did not know where she went. Police issued a warrant for her arrest before she turned herself in on Wednesday.2016-06-01T19:48:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/31/screen-rant-captain-america-civil-war/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_ntao8rzgsw1s6qwwxo1_540.giftumblr_ntao8rZGSw1s6qwwxo1_540https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_nl2i6fttek1qaho1po3_250.giftumblr_nl2i6fttEK1qaho1po3_250https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-31-at-7-43-25-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-31 at 7.43.25 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/a4e875798556ae25862cd076b5696a05.jpga4e875798556ae25862cd076b5696a05https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/28faa3a9f9066ee978d1033da8c04050.jpg28faa3a9f9066ee978d1033da8c04050https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-31-at-7-26-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-31 at 7.26.46 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-11-at-1-02-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-11 at 1.02.27 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/summergrill.jpgsummergrillhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gwyneth-paltrow-fully-nude.jpgGwyneth-Paltrow-fully-nude2016-05-31T23:54:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/31/things-are-getting-weird-where-i-live-gators-found-eating-a-corpse/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_n39qporylx1r7ye39o1_500.giftumblr_n39qporylx1r7ye39o1_500https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/may-31-2016-00-12-57.gifMay-31-2016 00-12-57A gruesome drama played out on the edge of the Everglades Monday night, as police tried to recover a human body being eaten by two alligators. Two fishermen called the police after encountering the scene in a canal west of U.S. 27 in the town of Southwest Ranches in western Broward County. The cause of death was not immediately known, and the police said the body appeared to have been in the water for a long time. Officers from the Davie Police Department, which patrols Southwest Ranches, arrived and attempted to scare off the alligators, said Davie Police Capt. Dale Engle. Although the animals retreated, he said, they lingered nearby. A dive team was called in, as officers armed with AR-15 rifles stood ready to shoot any approaching alligators. An alligator trapper from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission was sent to the scene. By 10 p.m. they had recovered the body.2016-05-31T04:52:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/31/the-scripps-national-spelling-ending-in-a-tie-is-one-of-the-worlds-greatest-travesty/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/may-28-2016-13-36-33.gifMay-28-2016 13-36-33https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/may-28-2016-13-36-09.gifMay-28-2016 13-36-09https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/may-28-2016-13-35-02.gifMay-28-2016 13-35-02https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/may-28-2016-13-34-12.gifMay-28-2016 13-34-12https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/c86a0285763628f4f09312b48bf7f0d2_crop_exact.pngc86a0285763628f4f09312b48bf7f0d2_crop_exacthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cjbipgrweaazp99.jpgCjbIpgRWEAAzP99https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cjbfjshxaaajgdc.jpgCjbFJShXAAAjgdChttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-26-at-11-38-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-26 at 11.38.43 PM2016-05-31T04:25:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/25/panthers-trade-gudbranson-to-vancouver/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/084f6566c9eb8fbe835315af34da5e04.jpg084f6566c9eb8fbe835315af34da5e042016-05-26T02:38:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/25/bully-gets-rocked-and-gets-tossed-into-a-textbook-perfect-arm-bar/2016-05-25T21:20:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/25/yesterday-social-media-wanted-captain-america-to-be-gay-and-now-hes-apparently-been-apart-of-hydra-all-along/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/t2kwtnsxpebeay5nrnu2.pngt2kwtnsxpebeay5nrnu2t’s All-New, All-Different Marvel! It’s the All-New, All-Different adventures of Steve Rogers, back in action today as Captain America! And Steve has an All-New, All-Different gimmick to his history that will change the Marvel Universe forever... if by forever you mean a few months or so, although you wouldn’t know it by the way everyone is freaking out. So what’s the twist, you may ask? It’s not Cap’s shiny new shield, which has a fancy laser cutter on it to make up for the fact that Sam Wilson is still running around with the old Captain America shield. No, it’s a twist that, in all honestly you may have already brazenly read on the front pages of Time, or Entertainment Weekly, or the AP (because screw courtesy, right?), but yes, SHOCKING NEWS: Steven Rogers has secretly been a Hydra Agent all along!https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-24-at-9-02-30-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-24 at 9.02.30 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/49d864c6a43278d405c58b4e2e9824e7.jpg49d864c6a43278d405c58b4e2e9824e7When a hashtag campaign to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend caught fire on Twitter this week, a common refrain echoed across the Internet aiming for the ears of Disney execs: Give the Marvel superhero a man to love… because he pretty much already has one. When it comes to Captain America’s heart, everyone knows that ticker bleeds red, white, and blue, and that it belongs to one person. No, not Peggy Carter or her beautiful young niece, but Bucky Barnes, Cap’s long-lost bestie. Just about no one was really rooting for Steve Rogers and Sharon Carter to hook up in Captain America: Civil War—especially when he planted that shoehorned-in kiss on her so soon, too soon, after Peggy’s death. The better partner has been firmly entrenched in Cap’s heart since 1945.2016-05-25T18:08:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/24/apparently-you-have-to-look-like-a-god-damn-fool-in-order-to-make-your-cat-love-you/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-24-at-4-35-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-24 at 4.35.09 PMBusiness Insider- For cats, grooming by licking each other is an integral part of social bonding. As much as some cat owners might want to take part of that ritual, they won't be successful without a handful of cat fur stuck in their teeth. A Kickstarter campaign, LICKI Brush, launched a product which enables its users to lick and groom their cat as much as they want.2016-05-24T20:42:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/24/high-school-girl-has-sex-with-twenty-five-boys-in-a-high-school-bathroom/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/footballplayerpositionstyp.jpgfootballplayerpositionstypFORT MYERS, Florida — Multiple male students from South Fort Myers High School are believed to have had sex with a 15-year-old female in a campus bathroom after school ended Tuesday. Principal Melissa Layner reported the incident to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office’s school-based deputy, Jarrod Cantrell, the following morning. Using footage captured from a hallway camera, Cantrell “observed 25 male students go inside the restroom over the time-frame of the female being inside the restroom,” an LCSO report states. Layner spoke with the female student, who “confirmed that she had sex with a number of willing males.” Because of the female’s age, the special victims unit was called in, and the incident was reported to the Florida Abuse Hotline.2016-05-24T19:51:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/24/fun-news-we-got-nile-crocodiles-invading-our-waters-now/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/b0e8319962ce4760d312641a2b2e487f.jpgb0e8319962ce4760d312641a2b2e487fFORT LAUDERDALE — Step aside, Burmese python — you may no longer be Florida's scariest invasive species. Researchers have confirmed that three Nile crocodiles were captured near Miami, and they say it's possible more of the man-eating reptiles are still out there, although no one can say for sure. The big question now: How did they get to Florida? "They didn't swim from Africa," University of Florida herpetologist Kenneth Krysko said. "But we really don't know how they got into the wild."2016-05-24T19:41:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/16/whats-the-play-on-the-tear-apart-bagel/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen_shot_2016-05-10_at_11-05-11_am.pngscreen_shot_2016-05-10_at_11.05.11_amSource- There's more than one way to slice a bagel – so says Einstein Bros. Bagels. Their new Twist N' Dip bagel exposes the delicate underbelly of the bagel-eating world: those of us (myself included, TBH) who snub the traditional hemispheric slice-and-schmear method in favor of breaking off bits of bagel and dipping them in the cream cheese a little or a lot at the time (double-dipping encouraged).2016-05-16T01:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/06/someone-invented-an-app-that-lets-you-see-if-your-friends-phone-is-in-fact-on-low-battery/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/935269_10151679217834921_410530512_n.jpg935269_10151679217834921_410530512_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-06-at-4-39-21-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-06 at 4.39.21 PMThe excuse ‘my phone died’ is used quite often - and most of the time people don’t buy it. In order to keep us honest, a new app lets friends and family sync up to see each other’s battery status. Dubbed Battery Share, users are able to see other user’s battery power level, know when someone is charging their phone and receive notifications if anyone is running low on juice - assuming they agree to being tracked. I created this app because I have a few friends who I suspected never charged their phones, and were near impossible to get a hold of,' Terry Demco, creator of Battery Share, told DailyMail.com. 'My suspicions were confirmed when I got them to beta test this app. 'I have one friend who is perpetually at a charge of about 25%, and goes from place to place getting 5 minutes of charging here and there.' 'Then of course there are other people manage to keep their charge up most of the day, it just depends on the person.' 'I really needed to get a hold of someone, and couldn’t. I figured that I must not be the only one this has happened to. 'So from that, came this app.' Battery Share has a built-in status bar that lists all those who have opted-in to sharing their status, allowing you to see who has a full bar and who needs to plug in. And if your friend or family is running on low, Battery Share will send them a friendly reminder that to both you and them. The technology behind the scenes monitors the phone's battery over the course of the day and if the battery level drops below a certain threshold, will trigger a notification that will alert your friends,' Demco said. 'When the phone is charged to a certain point, the trigger is reset. If the phone then drops below that threshold again, another notification is sent out.' Users who host the app also have the ability to see who switched into low-power mode. To start tracking your friends’ and families’ battery power, simply download the app in the Apple App Store (it is only available for iOS users and for $0.99). You can then invite who you’d like keep tabs and once the request is accepted that person is added to the list. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uaAGrPG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47ua3vTNG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uZzsXxh Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2016-05-09T04:33:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/06/looks-like-jagrs-pretty-happy-with-his-4-million-dollar-extension/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-06-at-10-48-10-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-06 at 10.48.10 AM2016-05-06T20:32:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/06/ridonculous-video-of-a-jaguar-hunting-a-gator/2016-05-06T13:59:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/06/she-may-not-be-the-best-lawyer-but-this-volusia-county-lawyer-who-had-sex-and-did-meth-with-her-client-is-one-ride-or-die-type-of-lawyer/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-06-at-12-12-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-06 at 12.12.32 AMWFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs. Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions. She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack. Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson. According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.” Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.” And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.” The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan. After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police. Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence. Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/33dd8c1300000578-3574988-image-a-1_1462452924840.jpg33DD8C1300000578-3574988-image-a-1_1462452924840WFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs. Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions. She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack. Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson. According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.” Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.” And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.” The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan. After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police. Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence. Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her. 2016-05-06T13:43:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/06/friday-afternoon-conspiracy-blog-tupacs-7-day-theory/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_o4rlkotvgu1si79oeo1_500.giftumblr_o4rlkoTvgU1si79oeo1_500https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/are-you-afraid-of-the-dark.pngAre-You-Afraid-Of-The-Darkhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy.gifgiphy2016-05-06T03:28:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/05/jaromir-jagr-commits-to-another-year-with-the-panthers-plus-some-other-notes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-tavares-of-the-new-york-islanders-and-roberto-luongo-of-the-picture-id523914974.jpgjohn-tavares-of-the-new-york-islanders-and-roberto-luongo-of-the-picture-id523914974Generated by IJG JPEG Libraryhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/13087851_10156796667525335_4027445717948751413_n.jpg13087851_10156796667525335_4027445717948751413_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tumblr_m6lug797zt1qgz438.giftumblr_m6lug797ZT1qgz438https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/2016-jagr.png2016 JagrSUNRISE, Fla. – Florida Panthers Executive Vice President and General Manager Dale Tallon announced today that the Panthers have agreed to terms with forward Jaromir Jagr on a one-year contract. As per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed. “Jaromir is a Hall of Fame player and had an excellent season playing alongside Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau,” Tallon said. “His track record speaks for itself, ranking third all-time in points and goals. He has been a great fit with our organization and we are excited to have him back for next season.” “Jaromir has had a tremendous influence on our younger players and has been a key offensive contributor on our team,” Panthers Head Coach Gerard Gallant said. “We are happy to have him back as we look to build off this year’s playoff appearance.” The 44-year old Jagr led Florida with 66 points (27-39-66) in 79 games this season, while recording two assists in six Stanley Cup Playoff games. During the 2015-16 season, the 6-foot-3, 230-pound native of Kladno, Czech Republic passed Gordie Howe (1,850) to claim third all-time in points and passed Brett Hull (741) to claim third all-time in goals, while also becoming only the sixth player in NHL history to reach 1,100 assists, the fifth player to reach 200 postseason points and 10th player to reach 1,600 NHL games. 2016-05-06T00:09:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/03/add-this-to-the-never-ending-list-of-why-air-travel-stinks-right-now-a-bird-puts-a-nice-crater-in-the-nose-of-an-aircraft-just-by-flying-into-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-03-at-4-14-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-05-03 at 4.14.19 PMHP- American Airlines said in a statement that Flight 2310, bound for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, returned to Seattle “due to a bird strike, which struck the nose of the aircraft.” Airline spokesman Ross Feinstein said the plane “landed safely and taxied to the gate.” “Our maintenance team is currently evaluating the aircraft,” Feinstein added. Passengers were transferred to a different aircraft for the flight to Texas. The pilot told air traffic controllers, “Looks like we hit some birds after takeoff. We’re gonna need to go back and have the airplane looked at,” according ABC News, which cited LiveATC.net.2016-05-03T20:39:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/03/some-asshole-cali-restaurant-is-serving-rainbow-colored-grilled-cheeses/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/unicorn-melt-01.jpgUnicorn-Melt-01Foodbeast- It seems the newest trend in food as arrived and it's multicolored. With the debut of the Rainbow Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, folks were bummed it was only available in Hong Kong. Not so much the case any longer as Chomp Eatery has unveiled their own version of the colorful dish. The LA-based restaurant is calling this one a Unicorn Melt. Chomp's new melt is made with White American and Provolone cheese, which they call "Unicorn Milk." The cheese goes through a fantastical transformation and the final result is served on toasted sourdough bread. You can get the Unicorn Melt at Chomp Eatery in Santa Monica for $6 2016-05-03T19:19:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/05/03/a-lady-is-selling-a-high-school-love-letter-written-by-tupac/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screen-shot-2016-04-19-at-2-12-42-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-04-19 at 2.12.42 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screen-shot-2016-04-19-at-2-19-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-04-19 at 2.19.45 PM2016-05-03T18:48:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/04/19/florida-man-changes-his-name-to-bruce-jenner-to-preserve-the-names-heterosexual-roots/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screen-shot-2016-04-19-at-11-30-01-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-04-19 at 11.30.01 AMSunSentinal- Bruce Jenner is back in the public eye. Before your jaw drops at the possibility that the Olympic gold medalist may have backtracked, be forewarned: This Bruce Jenner is not the transgender athlete who is now known as Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner is still very much around. This Bruce Jenner was formerly Mark Behar, an actor and bodyguard who legally had his name changed in order to preserve the “heterosexual roots” of Jenner’s original name, according to a statement from his publicist, Tom Madden. "We're representing Mark who is now legally Bruce so the famous Bruce Jenner name will return to its heterosexual roots where our client believes it belongs instead of hanging around out with the likes of the Kardashians and getting into car accidents as Caitlyn," Madden was quoted saying in a press release from TransMedia Group, the PR firm representing the former Behar2016-04-19T16:41:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/03/26/a-steak-a-guy-was-about-to-cook-up-is-going-viral-because-it-looks-like-satan/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-26-at-4-11-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-26 at 4.11.57 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-26-at-4-11-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-26 at 4.11.43 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-26-at-4-11-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-26 at 4.11.29 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-26-at-4-11-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-26 at 4.11.20 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-26-at-4-11-06-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-26 at 4.11.06 PMCitizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday “We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral. It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10399797_1270013719679847_3174453728819666404_n.jpg10399797_1270013719679847_3174453728819666404_n2016-03-26T20:56:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/03/25/whats-love-its-running-over-your-boyfriend-with-your-car-for-going-to-a-strip-club-but-he-then-bails-her-out-of-jail/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3286a13700000578-3508059-image-m-5_1458837449194.jpg3286A13700000578-3508059-image-m-5_1458837449194https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3286a12f00000578-3508059-image-m-3_1458837377409.jpg3286A12F00000578-3508059-image-m-3_1458837377409https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3286a13300000578-3508059-image-m-7_1458837470262.jpg3286A13300000578-3508059-image-m-7_1458837470262A mother-of-two was arrested this weekend after running over her boyfriend in the parking lot of a strip club. Erikka Christine Hope, 24, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, battery, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and possession of a controlled substance. The incident happened Saturday around 1am, when Hope drove to the PinUps Gentleman's Club in Palm Bay, Florida, where her live-in boyfriend was hanging out. The two got into an argument in the strip club's parking lot and surveillance footage reportedly shows Hope slapping and punching her boyfriend before getting into her car. She then backed the Toyota up, halted and then took aim at her boyfriend standing in the parking lot - striking him and causing him to roll up onto the hood of the car and hit the windshield. Hope then proceeded to hit two more vehicles as she fled the scene. She was later arrested at the home they both shared. When they arrested her, police also found several tablets of Xanax in her car, leading them to slap her with the possession of a controlled substance charge. Authorities say they identified her by the 'still standing' tattoo on her leg. While Hope's boyfriend has not been named, a man on Facebook named Anthony Martin claims he was the man injured in the incident - and has even posted pictures of his battered face. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43s04RvIE Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook In a photo showing cuts and bruises to his face and shoulder, Martin writes: 'Glory to God I'm stil standing s*** could of been worse but God been watchin over me and I kno he would never let up #godbless [sic]'. When concerned friends pressed him for more information, Martin wrote that a 'drunk driver' hit him, before posting a screenshot of a news article which included his girlfriend's mugshot. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43rzzMhy6 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook When a friend joked whether that was their 'honeymoon,' Martin responded: 'I didn't take her. She showed up. And I still bonded her [f***] a** outta jail [for what]'. According to photos posted on her Facebook, Hope appears to be the mother of two young sons. She was booked at the Brevard County Jail on $33,000 bond, which her boyfriend claims to have paid on Facebook. Her next court appearance is scheduled for May 3. 2016-03-25T18:33:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/03/24/this-gay-guy-apparently-was-shocked-to-come-home-finding-his-husband-wearing-a-g-string-and-talking-to-other-gay-guys/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/michaelwilson43.jpgmichaelwilson43TSG- Upon returning to his Florida home early Sunday, Edgar Chasen found his husband of three months “dancing around the house in a ‘G-String’” while cooking dinner and “making a mess.” For reasons not described in a police report, Chasen subsequently confronted spouse Michael Wilson “about looking at Homosexual porn, and talking to other Homosexual men in a chat room on his cell phone.” After Wilson, 37, denied perusing porn or talking to other guys, he allegedly got mad and pushed Chasen into a wall in the couple’s Sarasota home. While not injured, Chasen swore out a complaint against his husband, who was acting erratically and appeared to be “under the influence of alcohol and or drugs,” cops noted. After Wilson (seen above) was medically cleared at a local hospital, he was booked into the Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge. He was released from custody Monday and is scheduled for an April 14 court appearance. Chasen and Wilson are pictured below in merrier times.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/flathongduo.jpgflathongduo2016-03-24T16:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/03/16/monster-jam-accidentally-sells-toy-with-code-symbols-for-pedophiles/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-14-at-9-58-49-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-14 at 9.58.49 AMTAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – Nicole O’Kelly couldn’t believe it when she heard the stuffed toy she bought for her daughter at Monster Jam may have a symbol meant for pedophiles. “I’m absolutely sick. I bought this for my 2-year-old little girl. This toy was made for little girls. I wanted answers,” O’Kelly said. When she got the answers as to why there was a strange heart symbol on her daughter’s stuffed toy truck she nearly threw up. The souvenir recently purchased at a Monster Jam event held a sick secret; a disgusting calling card for creeps. The heart on the toy was a symbol for pedophiles. “This is pink,” O’Kelly said. “This is for little girls, especially at a predominately male event.” It was designed in the Tampa Bay area, at Feld, Inc. Here’s what the heart means. When a pedophile sees children with the heart symbol, it’s a code. It means this child is ready to be traded for sex. The company, Feld Inc, admits they are shocked and did not realize this was going on. They have since pulled the toys from the shelves. Anyone who attended the Monster Jam event on January 16th or February 6th should contact detectives. A company spokesperson released the following statement: “We’re shocked. We had no idea. We reacted immediately. We wanted to do the right thing as quickly as possible. Clearly we’re in the business with providing high quality family entertainment. This was really obscure. Until yesterday, I had no idea there was an underlying meaning of these symbols and the deplorable behavior. We just don’t know if a crime was committed here. We have not been contacted by LEOs. We just want to make sure it doesn’t happen again,” said Stephen Payne, with Feld Inc.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-14-at-9-57-54-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-14 at 9.57.54 AM2016-03-16T15:39:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/26/not-really-politics-but-kinda-ted-cruz-looks-like-the-zodiac-killer/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sketch_of_the_suspect.jpgSketch_of_the_suspecthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_o11jlth1mu1qbn1vmo1_1280.jpgtumblr_o11jlth1Mu1qbn1vmo1_1280https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2015-05-06-at-11-06-00-am-2.pngScreen-Shot-2015-05-06-at-11.06.00-AM-2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3194729400000578-0-image-m-7_1456483806853.jpg3194729400000578-0-image-m-7_1456483806853https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3194729f00000578-0-image-m-5_1456483787076.jpg3194729F00000578-0-image-m-5_1456483787076https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3194728e00000578-0-image-m-9_1456483835795.jpg3194728E00000578-0-image-m-9_1456483835795https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/319472ac00000578-0-image-m-3_1456483757342.jpg319472AC00000578-0-image-m-3_1456483757342https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/319472a500000578-0-image-m-11_1456483870754.jpg319472A500000578-0-image-m-11_1456483870754https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/319472a500000578-0-image-m-11_1456483870754-1.jpg319472A500000578-0-image-m-11_1456483870754-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-26-at-9-06-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-26 at 9.06.32 AMHe may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign. But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer. Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbXp8YM Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were 'unsure'. Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: 'People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.' The 'Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer' meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women's access to birth control through their employers or churches. Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston. Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire. Cruz challenged Trump's claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbhKZdE Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2016-02-26T14:38:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/25/there-has-never-been-a-worse-nickname-demotion-for-a-notorious-bank-robber-than-going-from-cyborg-bandit-to-elephant-man-bandit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/600full-the-elephant-man-screenshot.jpg600full-the-elephant-man-screenshothttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bio_destroyer.pngbio_destroyerhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/composite-image-of-serial-robber-anthony-hathaway-in-cyborg-bandit-and-elephant-man-bandit-disguises.jpgcomposite-image-of-serial-robber-anthony-hathaway-in-cyborg-bandit-and-elephant-man-bandit-disguisesFBI- 02/23/16 The masked criminal known as the Cyborg Bandit and, later, the Elephant Man Bandit was robbing Seattle-area banks at an average of more than two per month for an entire year before he was caught—in the act of robbing a bank he had already robbed. For investigators who routinely work bank robberies, the story of 46-year-old Anthony Hathaway, sentenced last month to nearly nine years in prison, is surprising in some ways but all too familiar in others. “In this particular case and in general, bank robbery is a crime of last resort,” said Len Carver, a detective with the Seattle Police Department and member of the FBI’s Seattle Safe Streets Task Force. “Occasionally you get a thrill seeker or a truly violent individual, but most people who rob banks are supporting an addiction of some kind—drugs or gambling—and they are desperate.” Hathaway’s addiction was to prescription painkillers and then to heroin. According to court records, he suffered an injury and became addicted to the opiate Oxycontin. After losing his job, he turned to crime to feed his addiction, and between February 2013 and February 2014, Hathaway admitted to 30 bank robberies. He sometimes hit the same bank multiple times. “Seattle has had many serial bandits over the years,” Carver said, “but Hathaway was prolific. He might top the list for sheer number of robberies in a one-year period.” During the holdups, which usually occurred late in the afternoon, Hathaway wore a mask and gloves. In the early crimes, he wore textured metallic fabric over his face and was nicknamed the Cyborg Bandit because the disguise was similar to that of cyborgs in science fiction productions. After that disguise began receiving too much media attention, he covered his head with a shirt and cut out two eye holes. That earned him the nickname the Elephant Man Bandit because of the similarity to a movie character of the same name.2016-02-26T04:21:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/25/high-schools-in-san-fransico-are-now-allowed-to-give-middle-schoolers-condoms-incase-they-want-to-bang/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/56ce3cb4c36188921c8b45a7.jpg56ce3cb4c36188921c8b45a7RT- Middle schools in San Francisco, California will be able to hand out condoms to students without parental approval, the school board has decided. Parents of the 11-14 year-olds have not been supportive of the idea. The San Francisco Board of Education unanimously approved a resolution to expand its Condom Availability Program to all middle schools in the district. The program will be funded by the city’s Department of Public Health (SFDPH). “We want to engage students in discussions about their reproductive health so they are equipped to make healthy decisions,” said Kevin Gogin, the school district’s director of safety and wellness, adding, “There is no research that supports providing condoms in schools increases sexual activity.” The San Francisco Unified School District (SFUSD) has been making condoms available in high schools since 1992. According to its biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, only 26 percent of high school students have had sex, which is far under the national average of 46.8 percent, Gentle Blythe, the district’s spokeswoman, told KRON-TV. Blythe added that the city’s Department of Public Health is in favor of the expansion. “As the STD Controller in San Francisco, I know all too well that San Francisco has among the highest rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis of any city in the United States,” Dr. Susan Philip, who is the DPH deputy health officer and director, said in a letter of support. “Further, adolescents and young adults are at increased risk for chlamydia and gonorrhea infections, when compared to adults.” Many of the parents, however, did not take the news well. “I feel that it is outrageous! I don't think middle schools should be giving 11 and 12 year-old children condoms without some parental option to opt out or being made aware,” Lotta Bystrom told SF News Feed. “They are way too young to be given condoms in schools, and I'm Swedish and I consider myself liberal in thinking...” Chinese-Americans make up 40 percent of parents in the district, according to former teacher and community activist Marlene Tran, who pointed out that the parents were not given proper notice of the change. “How is it that so many middle school parents feel that they are being left out in the education of their children on this vital matter?" asked Tran. The school board approved the initiative nonetheless. "We always attempt to engage parents in the discussion when appropriate, and we encourage students to do the same, but we know this isn’t always possible,” Gogin, the district’s safety and wellness director, told KRON. Section 6925 of California’s Family Code allows minors to receive reproductive healthcare, including contraception, without parental consent.2016-02-25T21:33:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/25/16-year-old-russian-teen-wins-contest-to-live-with-a-russian-porn-star-for-a-month/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-25-at-12-53-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-25 at 12.53.15 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ruslan-schedrin-ekaterina-makarova-600x411.jpgRuslan-Schedrin-Ekaterina-Makarova--600x411https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3181167900000578-0-image-a-16_1456305970857.jpg3181167900000578-0-image-a-16_1456305970857A schoolboy in Russia has won a month living with a porn star as a prize in an online competition. Ruslan Schedrin, 16, was told he qualifies to spend a month in a Moscow hotel with the voluptuous Ekaterina Makarova. He appears delighted about the prize, saying the X-rated actress has 'good sizes' and he is 'boiling inside' - but his mother and sister have reacted furiously. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmKKjeI Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish,' he said. 'But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website, I was so happy. 'I called my friends and they did not believe it either, they said: "What are you talking about?"' Ruslan, who has worked as a child actor, added: 'Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmMaRnT Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 'I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much. 'I have told my mother and she has taken it badly, but I think we'll sort it out. When I meet the girl, I'll say: "Hi, I am that very boy, I've won you."' His mother Vera Schedrina said: 'I am absolutely against it. He has got exams, he is studying. 'What do you mean - a month with a porn star? 'This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles instead, we'll be happy with it. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmPJjgP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Such a prize, how could they get such an idea for a 16 year old boy. I am shocked. I have not seen the girl. But my son must study.' Under the rule of the competition, he can pass on the prize to his 'official representative', for example, his father. But the mother is against this too. 'No, absolutely not,' she said. She said the prize has led to family 'quarrels' and her son 'has gone mad about it' . Ruslan's sister Diana Schedrina, 17, said: 'I'm against it too. I don't think it is any kind of chance for him. He can find a girlfriend if he likes. 'I wonder about this prize: what if a married man had won it? Or even a young girl, I know some of them enjoy playing these games too? 'It is totally the wrong idea for a prize.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmSbIoc Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Porn actress Ekaterina Makarova - believed to be in her mid 20s - said she had agreed three months ago to be the prize in a competition for the 100,000th visitor to a new website selling virtual arms for computer games. She has not met Ruslan yet but said 16 was 'a good age to be independent' . 'We discussed it with the organisers earlier that the winner might be underage. She would discuss with the teenage boy where they would stay for the prize - but she wanted 'to go on holiday somewhere abroad'. 'I will travel to Moscow and then the boy will decide,' she said. 'We will negotiate it with his mother too if he can live in a hotel with me, or fly with me somewhere. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmVhJE7 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 'He has some exams and studies. Asked if the prize meant having sex with the winner, she said: 'It is not supposed, but life is life. 'It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends. I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photographs.' She added: 'If he is not comfortable about a hotel, he can stay at home. He has to decide.' There maybe more problems ahead. Although his mother is quoted saying the boy is 16, an official database lists him as being aged 14. The age of consent in Russia is 16. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html#ixzz41CmY7SHP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 2016-02-25T21:08:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/24/this-guy-acting-so-casual-about-a-giant-anaconda-that-broke-into-his-house-is-insane/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sis-3i.gifsIS-3i2016-02-24T20:42:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/24/deathcore-bro-decides-to-perform-a-suicide-silence-song-on-romanias-got-talent/2016-02-24T16:32:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/23/farmers-in-china-are-using-one-of-the-most-hideous-sex-dolls-as-a-scarecrow/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-22-at-12-20-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-22 at 12.20.30 PMSource- A farmer keeps pests away using a scarecrow made from an inflatable sex doll. The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been effective at scaring off birds – as well as people. The stark-naked blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province. It was then found by a local rapeseed farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward off crows and other unwanted pests.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-22-at-12-20-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-22 at 12.20.20 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-22-at-10-00-57-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-22 at 10.00.57 AM2016-02-24T02:32:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/22/dont-you-ever-talk-shit-to-mike-about-cleveland-strip-clubs-or-else-youll-get-shot/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-22-at-10-04-52-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-02-22 at 10.04.52 AM(NEWSER) – If you find yourself in Cleveland, keep your strip club opinions to yourself. So learned Antonio Cummings early Saturday. The 24-year-old from Orlando, Fla., was at the Ohio city's Lido Lounge for a birthday party, WKYC reports, and while standing outside of the club, Cummings got into an argument with a guy identified only as Mike. The two were debating the difference between strip clubs in Florida and Ohio, and the argument turned into a fight that culminated in Mike allegedly shooting Cummings in the left thigh then fleeing in a vehicle. Friends took Cummings to the hospital. The investigation (into the shooting, not which state has better strip clubs) is ongoing.2016-02-22T15:31:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/02/22/guess-whos-back/2016-02-22T10:27:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/25/a-dallas-stripper-on-stage-with-a-giant-ass-snake-yup/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-2-19-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 2.19.17 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-2-18-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 2.18.46 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-2-18-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 2.18.39 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-2-17-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 2.17.07 PM2016-01-25T19:53:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/25/have-you-ever-been-pinched-so-hard-you-had-trouble-walking-what-about-pinching-someone-so-hard-that-you-end-up-going-to-jail-for-6-months-on-abuse-charges/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pinch.jpgpinchSINGAPORE: A 36-year-old man was sentenced to six months’ jail on Monday (Jan 18), after pleading guilty to ill-treating his seven-year-old stepson in 2014. A second charge of child abuse involving the boy’s four-year-old sister was taken into consideration during his sentencing. The man, a bird net installer, cannot be named to protect the identities of his stepchildren. The court heard that on Aug 5, 2014 at about 9pm, the boy’s stepfather noticed that the 7-year-old was lying in bed playing, instead of sleeping. He decided to ask the boy some mathematics questions and would pinch the boy on his inner thighs when he could not give the right answer. He also slapped his stepson several times on his face. The boy’s mother heard the commotion, but her husband slapped her when she tried to intervene. She was eventually able to calm the boy down and put him in bed. At school the next day, the child’s teacher noticed he had some difficulty walking and had severe bruising on his inner thighs. She sent him to National University Hospital, which alerted the police. The boy's injuries included reddish-purplish bruises measuring 2.5cm by 6cm on his face and 14cm by 13cm on his inner thigh, according to a medical report. In sentencing the accused to six months’ jail, District Judge Ng Peng Hong said the boy was a “vulnerable victim” who needs the court’s protection, and reiterated to the accused that the ill-treatment of a child is a serious offence. The second charge of ill-treatment involving his four-year-old stepdaughter was taken into consideration during sentencing. He was accused of slapping the girl and pinching her armpits multiple times on Feb 7, 2014. The accused could have been jailed up to four years and face a fine of up to S$4,000. 2016-01-25T17:30:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/25/floridas-natural-with-some-pulp-jenna/2016-01-25T17:01:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/25/the-cats-are-back-baby-panthers-win-back-to-back-against-last-years-stanley-cup-winner-and-finalist/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-41-07-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.41.07 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/4796_front.jpg4796_front2016-01-25T15:47:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/25/i-think-deep-down-my-buddy-will-become-a-rapist/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-21-20-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.21.20 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-06-29-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.06.29 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-06-00-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.06.00 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-05-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.05.32 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-05-07-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.05.07 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-04-58-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.04.58 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-04-41-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.04.41 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-04-22-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.04.22 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-9-04-07-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 9.04.07 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-25-at-8-56-22-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-25 at 8.56.22 AM2016-01-25T14:29:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/20/i-need-taco-bells-quesalupa-immediately/2016-01-21T21:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/19/man-tries-to-drug-a-woman-with-a-love-potion-ooops-its-actually-poison/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/love_posh.jpglove_poshSource- A man's desperate quest for love pushed him to turn to the realm of the magical when he bought some love potion online and used it on woman. The substances he thought would cause her to fall in love with him? Yeah, those turned out to be poison. Wong Fook Hiong has since been sentenced to the maximum fine of $1,500 for negligently endangering life, The Straits Times reports. The married 43-year-old technical support officer had bought two vials of the substance online for $287 and poured them into the water bottle of his target at Ngee Ann Polytechnic last year. On a couple of occasions, the 30-year-old woman drank the horrible concoction, which she found to be of bitter taste. What she drank was actually a mixture of xylazine and haloperidol. Xylazine is a muscle relaxant used in veterinary medicine, inducing effects such as drowsiness, lethargy, disorentation and respiratory depression in humans. Haloperidol on the other hand is used to treat various psychosis, inducing insomnia, agitation, and excessive muscle activity. Hardly symptoms of love. The day that she ingested the concoction, her throat became parched, and she indeed became disoriented and was unable to sleep that night. After a couple more times of the same thing, she decided to catch the culprit and placed her mobile phone at her desk, setting it to video recording mode in January last year. Video footage captured Wong pouring the substance into her bottle of mineral water, shaking it and placing it back. A police report was made the next day, and Wong was arrested. The prosecution sought out the maximum fine, stating it was lucky that the victim was not seriously harmed. 2016-01-20T03:29:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/19/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-who-stole-a-1600-dollar-dog-to-sell-for-crack/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/12573717_959378654110658_3922733484997438910_n-1.jpg12573717_959378654110658_3922733484997438910_n-1LARGO, FLORIDA — On January 12, 2016, just before 2:00 PM, 38-year-old Wayne Junior Barfield entered All About Puppies located at 7190 Ulmerton Road. The subject left the store shortly afterward; concealing a 9 week old Yorkie puppy. The individual was observed entering an older model, white truck. Barfield was arrested Friday and charged with grand theft. According to the AP, the suspect traded the dog for crack and cash in St. Petersburg. The dog is still missing. The animal has a microchip and veterinarians in the area have been alerted.2016-01-20T01:41:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/19/taiwanese-guy-gets-ejected-out-of-his-car-in-a-fatal-car-crash/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/3054003300000578-3406957-image-m-5_1453226254765.jpg3054003300000578-3406957-image-m-5_14532262547652025-02-10T04:53:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/16/dolphins-hire-clyde-christensen-as-new-offensive-coordinator/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/i.jpgiESPN- The Miami Dolphins will hire Clyde Christensen to be their offensive coordinator, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter. Christensen, who spent 14 seasons with the Indianapolis Colts, will work under rookie head coach Adam Gase in Miami. But Christensen is not expected to call plays for the Dolphins. Gase said last week that he plans to handle play-calling duties after doing so the past three seasons as offensive coordinator with the Chicago Bears and Denver Broncos. "I really enjoy that aspect of putting the game plan together with the offensive staff," Gase said. "So going into this season, that's how we are going to start, with me calling them." Christensen comes to Miami with lofty credentials. He was the Colts' quarterbacks coach the past four seasons and worked with Andrew Luck. He also served three seasons as offensive coordinator with future Hall of Famer Peyton Manning and seven seasons as a wide receiver coach for Indianapolis. The Dolphins (6-10) were ranked 26th in total offense last season and 27th in scoring, averaging 19.4 points per game. Fourth-year quarterback Ryan Tannehill had another inconsistent season. It will be important for Christensen and Gase to make sure Tannehill and the offense trend upward next season.2016-01-17T03:29:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/16/internet-is-clamoring-over-this-russian-guy-who-looks-like-a-fat-face-leonardo-dicaprio/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/30347ec300000578-3401787-double_take_the_russian_police_officer_was_spotted_on_thursday_a-m-17_1452895544184.jpg30347EC300000578-3401787-Double_take_The_Russian_police_officer_was_spotted_on_Thursday_a-m-17_1452895544184Back in November, we introduced you to a young fellow named Konrad Annerud, a Swedish bartender who bore a striking resemblance to Leonardo DiCaprio. Well, it looks like the Revenant star has yet another doppelgänger out there. Not much is known about him yet, but apparently he’s a member of the Russian forces. Okay, so the resemblance is definitely there, but this dude is clearly not as dreamy as our guy Leo. Remember in Mean Girls when Regina tells Cady, “They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak, who’s a less hot version of me?” That’s totally what Leo would say to this guy.2016-01-16T20:18:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/16/redditor-post-bizzare-but-kind-of-interesting-theory-that-david-bowie-predicted-kanye-went-to-be-a-musical-icon/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/81evnoh4ujl-_sl1300_.jpg81eVnOh4UJL._SL1300_David Bowie's 5th album 'The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust' was released June 6th, 1972. The album cover has David posing in front of a store called "K. West". https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/ZiggyStardust.jpg The first track on this album is called "Five Years" Five years from June 1972 is June 1977 June 8th 1977 Kanye West is born. David Bowie's final album "Blackstar" (Kanye is literally a black star) on the first track titled 'Blackstar' he says: Something happened on the day he died Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar) ​How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar, I’m not a gangster) https://youtu.be/kszLwBaC4Sw?t=4m40s The third track is titled 'Lazarus' The third track on Kanye's most recent album 'yeezus' is called "I am God". Bowie's Lazarus shows a bed-bound Bowie playing a man struggling to overcome illness. - Lazarus is the biblical narrative found in chapter 11 of the Gospel of John. Lazarus, a follower in Jesus becomes ill and dies and is placed in a tomb. Jesus comes to the tomb, and has them roll the stone away from the entrance and says a prayer. He then calls Lazarus to come out and Lazarus does so, still wrapped in his grave-cloths. Third track on Bowie's latest album - Lazarus Third track on Kanye's latest album - I am god Three days before Bowie's death Kanye Co-Writes & Co-Produces a track called "Reaper" released on January 7, January 10th, three days later Bowie Dies. Kanye is here to replace Bowie.2016-01-16T19:09:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/16/barriere-chamber-of-commerces-website-being-held-at-ransom-by-a-porn-site/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-15-at-3-32-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-15 at 3.32.02 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/porn-site-holds-barriere-chamber-of-commerce-domain-hostage.jpgPorn-site-holds-Barriere-Chamber-of-Commerce-domain-hostageKAMLOOPS, British Columbia, Jan. 15 (UPI) -- The web domain for Barriere Chamber of Commerce in British Columbia, Canada was taken over by a pornographic website. A post on the chamber's Facebook page warned members and other visitors that the original domain name had been compromised and directed users to their new domain at www.barrierechamberofcommerce.com. "The original domain name of barrier chamber has been grabbed by a unscrupulous company that has it forwarding to a very vile and disgusting site," the post stated. "They are trying to extort $10,000 from us to get it back." The chamber urged users not to visit the old domain and also warned that the top search result on Google would lead to the stolen domain. Chamber administrator told CBC News that the chamber lost it's domain after forgetting to set up their GoDaddy account for automatic renewal, allowing adult site PornoLaba to purchase the domain in an attempt to extort the chamber. "I've contacted the person who bought the site and registered it. He came back with $9,700 to buy the site back. It's a $20 domain!" Downing said. "I told him we're a chamber of commerce in a little tiny town of 1,000 people. We don't have that kind of money." The chamber still holds other similar domains that will redirect to the correct site, and encouraged members and other users to change any links on their websites leading to the old domain.2016-01-16T17:20:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/15/ex-power-ranger-was-arrested-for-stabbing-his-room-mate-to-death-with-a-sword/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/medd.jpgmeddVariety- Former “Power Rangers Samurai” star Ricardo Medina was arrested Thursday morning and charged with the 2015 stabbing murder of his roommate, the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office announced. Medina has been charged with one count of murder for the fatal stabbing of Josh Sutter at his house in Palmdale, Calif., on Jan. 31, 2015. The two allegedly got into an argument over Medina’s girlfriend, and Medina apparently stabbed Sutter multiple times with a sword after the argument turned physical. Medina was arrested for the stabbing about a year ago, but claimed that it was self-defense and was released. However, he was not charged with the crime during that arrest, unlike the one that occurred on Thursday after more investigation from the DA’s office. Medina is set to be arraigned Tuesday at the Antelope Valley Branch of the Los Angeles County Superior Court. Prosecutors will ask that bail be set at $1 million. If convicted, Medina faces 26 years to life in prison. Medina starred on “Power Rangers Wild Force” as Cole Evans for 39 episodes in 2002. He would return to the franchise in 2011, playing Deker in 24 episodes of “Power Rangers Samurai.” His other acting credits include a 2003 episode of “E.R.” and a 2004 episode of “CSI: Miami.”2016-01-15T16:27:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/14/woman-tries-to-be-a-hero-buying-a-meal-at-a-mcdonalds-for-a-homeless-man-turns-out-he-just-looks-like-a-bum/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mcdonalds.jpgMcDonaldsA woman was left "mortified" in McDonalds after she bought a man eating tomato ketchup a meal because she believed he was homeless - only to discover he was an ordinary customer waiting for his meal. Claire Varin, 33, was buying breakfast in McDonalds in Halifax town centre when she saw an unshaven man with a rucksack sat at a table eating ketchup from the sauce dispenser. Fearing he was homeless and hungry, she decided to buy him a meal. As she placed it in front of him, a member of staff brought over another meal and apologised to the man for the wait. She said: "To be honest, my imagination ran away with me. 'Had this poor man been out on the streets all night? Was this the only food he would eat all day?' "Maybe he had no money and was starving. I thought only desperation could lead someone to eat ketchup. "I felt really sorry for him. It was a very cold morning and I thought how can I sit here with this meal and leave him sat there with just ketchup? "He must have been sat there for a good 10 minutes so I assumed he hadn't ordered and had just come in from the cold." She said she felt fantastic that in some way she had helped the man, but left the restaurant as quickly as she could when she discovered he was an ordinary customer. She added: "I really enjoy a McDonald's breakfast now and again, but I think I'll have to give that store a miss in the mornings in case I see that man again."2016-01-14T16:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/12/its-insane-no-one-cares-about-abc-family-changing-their-name-to-freeform/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-12-at-5-25-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-12 at 5.25.18 PM2016-01-13T03:59:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/12/quick-blog-on-adam-gase/2016-01-12T22:23:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/12/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-women-who-bit-off-a-walmart-employees-finger-because-she-was-caught-shoplifting-condoms/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-12-at-12-07-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-12 at 12.07.33 PMTheState-Myrtle Beach police arrested a woman for biting off part of a Walmart Employee’s finger during an altercation early Sunday morning. About 2:10 a.m., loss prevention officers at the Walmart at 541 Seaboard Street witnessed Carolynn Wright, 23, allegedly concealing merchandise. Two employees tried to stop Wright as she was leaving the store. However, a physical altercation ensued. According to the police report, Wright punched one of the employees in the head causing bleeding. Wright then bit down on another employee’s finger, biting a portion of it off. A customer witnessed the incident and attempted to call 911. While calling, the customer dropped her phone, Wright grabbed it and while the witness tried to get it back, Wright allegedly grabbed the customer by the hair. The customer then punched Wright to free herself. Wright then fled the store and got into a van. According the report, the owner of the van told police that he did not know about the altercation. He told police that when Wright got into the car, she told him to “run.” He asked her “what” and she said “drive.” He then saw someone standing in front of his van, blocking him. Wright again told him, “drive.” Police then arrived on scene were able to apprehend Wright. According to the police report, Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing. Wright faces assault and battery charges. 2016-01-12T18:04:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/12/drunk-chick-just-feasting-on-chicken-wings-while-being-chased-by-police/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/easy-honety-bbq-chicken-wings.jpgeasy-honety-bbq-chicken-wingsA motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report. Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron. Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report. When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development. As Knight staggered from her car, an officer "observed a brownish substance" around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.” Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.” Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV. Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman--who was eating a bowl of cereal--led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.2016-01-12T17:00:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/09/dolphins-hire-adam-gase/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cystg62usaeiqxk.jpgCYStg62UsAEIQXK2016-01-09T22:49:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/09/chivalry-is-still-alive-when-this-guys-girl-gets-absolutely-pants-ed-and-ragdolled-on-this-carnival-ride/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-09-at-5-35-41-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-09 at 5.35.41 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-09-at-10-12-44-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-09 at 10.12.44 AM2016-01-09T22:39:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/08/2-non-trump-supporters-get-kicked-out-and-publicly-embarrassed-at-trump-rally/2016-01-08T13:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/08/tbt-the-time-my-grandma-received-a-prison-letter/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-12-38-17-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-08 at 12.38.17 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/75159_10150342387140335_2134800_n.jpg75159_10150342387140335_2134800_n2016-01-08T12:59:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/08/come-together-to-witness-the-union-between-william-cornelius-and-sheri-moore-the-couple-that-proposed-at-walmart-followed-by-stealing-a-bunch-of-sex-toys-from-spencers-gifts/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-07-at-11-09-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-07 at 11.09.46 PMJANUARY 7--Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer’s gift store, according to police. In advance of popping the question last Wednesday night, William Cornelius, 25, purchased a $29.62 engagement ring at the Walmart in Bay City, police report. Then, after securing the permission of a store employee, Cornelius proposed to girlfriend Sheri Moore, 20, over the store’s public address system. As seen on store surveillance footage, Moore said yes, prompting applause from fellow shoppers. Cornelius--who had dropped to one knee--and Moore, police report, can be seen hugging and kissing following the proposal. But the couple’s engagement quickly became rocky. According to investigators, Cornelius and Moore (seen above) went from Walmart to a Spencer’s store at the Bay City Mall. There, Cornelius allegedly swiped items with a combined value of $80.93. Included in the haul was a “Bride-To-Be” thong, a $14.99 vibrator, “BJ Blast” oral sex candy, and a $5.99 edible thong, Undersheriff Troy Cunningham told TSG. Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes. A search of Cornelius turned up the Spencer’s merchandise. Cornelius reportedly admitted to stealing the items, saying that he pilfered the goods for his fiancée, adding that he had just proposed to Moore at Walmart. Moore was found in possession of earrings and a necklace that had been taken from Walmart. While she denied shoplifting, Walmart surveillance video captured Moore placing merchandise in her purse. Moore subsequently told cops that Cornelius had stolen the jewelry. Deputies arrested Cornelius for retail fraud, while Moore was nabbed for larceny. Both are free on bond on the misdemeanor charges. Cornelius could face additional charges since he is currently serving a three-year probation term in connection with a 2014 felony conviction for ethnic intimidation. Cornelius and a male relative were convicted of attacking three black men who walked past their Bay City residence.2016-01-08T05:24:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/07/shoutout-to-this-big-girl-who-brought-a-box-of-zebra-cakes-to-the-club/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-07-at-5-41-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-07 at 5.41.57 PM2016-01-08T00:00:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/07/austrailian-fisherman-nearly-gets-impaled-by-a-massive-marlin/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-07-at-2-27-10-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-07 at 2.27.10 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-07-at-2-27-09-pm-1.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-07 at 2.27.09 PM 1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-07-at-2-27-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-07 at 2.27.09 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/60243d32-f4b9-4c9c-aa4f-e99b7a685e25_s0dsevemdpgtrpdxgy0y2xfi_ma0nn9ymqrb7jqeziw.jpg60243d32-f4b9-4c9c-aa4f-e99b7a685e25_s0DsevEmDpgTRPdxGy0y2xfi_MA0nn9ymqrb7jQEZiW2016-01-07T22:03:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/06/south-korean-invented-a-robot-drinking-buddy/2016-01-06T22:47:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/06/if-you-live-in-kissimmee-this-weekend-and-had-to-deal-with-a-power-outage-its-because-of-a-god-damn-balloon/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/runaway-balloon-blamed-for-florida-power-outage.jpgRunaway-balloon-blamed-for-Florida-power-outageKISSIMMEE, Fla., Jan. 6 (UPI) -- Utility officials in a Florida city said 339 customers lost electricity when a Mylar balloon collided with power lines. The Kissimmee Utility Authority said 339 homes lost power Monday after the balloon, made from the metalized nylon substance Mylar, touched the power lines and caused damage. The KUA said the incident happened in Kissimmee's Siesta Lago neighborhood and crews removed three other Mylar balloons from utility wires in the area Monday morning.2016-01-06T20:06:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/06/ezinne-okparaebo-has-the-legs-of-a-cheetahkangaroo/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-06-at-2-19-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-06 at 2.19.19 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-06-at-2-12-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-06 at 2.12.50 PM2016-01-06T19:19:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/06/cats-got-4-players-heading-to-the-nhl-all-star-game/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/luongo-480516343-640x427.jpgluongo-480516343-640x427https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/venice-magazine-ice-kings-florida-panthers-jameson-olive-billy-coleman-nycole-sariol-aaron-ekblad.jpgVenice-Magazine-Ice-Kings-Florida-Panthers-Jameson-Olive-Billy-Coleman-Nycole-Sariol-Aaron-Ekbladhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-06-at-12-10-25-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-06 at 12.10.25 PM2016-01-06T17:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/05/bollywood-actress-sits-next-to-a-man-on-flight-who-watches-a-pirated-copy-of-the-movie-shes-in/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/220px-dilwale.jpg220px-Dilwalehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/kriti-sanon-759.jpgkriti-sanon-759https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-5-24-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 5.24.17 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-5-23-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 5.23.53 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-5-23-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 5.23.46 PM2016-01-06T01:03:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/05/looks-like-our-florida-panthers-hockey-team-is-slowly-turning-broward-into-hockeytown-fl/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-1-57-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 1.57.40 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-1-55-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 1.55.34 PM2016-01-05T19:29:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/05/this-girl-really-loves-doing-party-tricks-with-her-pussy-nsfw/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-05-at-8-19-38-am.pngScreen Shot 2016-01-05 at 8.19.38 AM2016-01-05T13:32:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/04/if-hilary-wants-to-let-the-common-folk-in-on-whats-really-going-down-at-area-51-then-she-might-just-have-my-vote/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/giphy.gifgiphyhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/id4.jpgID4Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has said that if she is elected, she will 'get to the bottom' of questions over what the government knows about UFOs and aliens. She made the promise when speaking with Daymond Steer of The Conway Daily Sun in New Hampshire. She had previously interviewed with the same reporter in 2007. When asked if she would support UFO disclosure group efforts, she enthusiastically said 'yes'. In 2007, Clinton said the most common freedom-of-information requests her husband Bill Clinton received at his library were about UFOs. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHrqC7QP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Yes, I'm going to get to the bottom of it,' Hillary Clinton told The Sun reporter last week. In 2014, Bill Clinton told late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel that he wouldn't be surprised if aliens visited Earth, and last week 'No, I am trying to tell you I don't know, but if we were visited some day I wouldn't be surprised, I just hope it's not like Independence Day,' he said, referring to the 1996 film in which aliens attack the Earth. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHrsKVy2 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Hillary Clinton appeared to agree with her husband's comments when she spoke about aliens on last week. 'I think we may have been (visited already). We don't know for sure,' she said. She added that she would like to look into Area 51, which she first called Area 54 but quickly corrected herself. The Air Force facility based in Nevada has long been rumored to house aliens. Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta is fan of UFO lore, the presidential candidate told the Sun. She said he watches an FX sci-fi show. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHruDnjP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out,' Hillary Clinton said. 'One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51.' Podesta released a statement in 2014 in which he said his biggest regret during his time as a top adviser for President Barack Obama was not securing the release of classified UFO Files. 'Finally, my biggest failure of 2014: Once again not securing the #disclosure of the UFO files. #the truthisstilloutthere,' he said. Podesta was also the chief of staff to former President Bill Clinton. In 1993, billionaire Laurance Rockefeller asked then-President Bill Clinton to release UFO files. The president then reportedly met Rockefeller at his Wyoming estate in 1996 to discuss the 'Rockefeller Initiative', which would have securely released previously classified UFO files. UFO researcher and retired police officer Gary Heseltine told The Mirror that Hillary Clinton 'cannot run away' from links to the Rockefeller Initiative. 'I am well aware of the Rockefeller initiative and that both the Clintons were heavily involved in it,' he told The Mirror. 'It was inevitable that Hillary Clinton would be asked questions about her links to it and I am pleased that she has responded to them. 'She cannot run away from those links so she really has to embrace it in order to remain credible. It will be interesting to see how much of a political issue it will become in her presidential campaign.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHryecyx Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2016-01-04T15:29:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/02/oh-were-going-to-the-winter-classic-better-bring-our-meat-cleaver-and-samurai-swords/2016-01-02T19:45:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2016/01/02/kim-jong-un-casually-offing-his-closest-confidant-and-blatantly-lying-about-it-is-such-a-power-move/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-30-at-4-45-41-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-30 at 4.45.41 PMNorth Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's 'closest comrade' has become the latest top official to die in a crash in a country where there are 'almost no cars on the road'. Kim Yang-Gon, 73, who was in charge of ties with South Korea and a secretary of the ruling Workers' Party, died in a crash, state news agency Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported. Impoverished North Korea's road network is badly maintained and car ownership is rare, yet several high-level officials have died in traffic accidents over the years. In June 2010, KCNA reported that Ri Je Gang, 80, first vice department director of the Workers' Party's Central Committee, died in a traffic accident. Ri reportedly bickered with Jang Song Thaek, a powerful uncle of Kim Jong-Un, who was eventually executed by his nephew for alleged treason in 2013. In December 2009, the news agency said Ri Chol Bong, 78, chief secretary of the Workers' Party's Kangwon provincial committee, died in a traffic accident. Jang, the executed uncle of Kim, survived a car accident in September 2009, according to South Korean media reports. Foreign analysts believe Jang was also purged and sent to a labour camp for two years in the mid-2000s in what was seen as a move by Kim Jong-il, the late father of Kim Jong Un, to clip his wings. In October 2003, KCNA reported that Kim Yong Sun, a senior North Korean official involved in reconciliation efforts with South Korea, died of injuries sustained in a traffic accident four months earlier. Kim Yong Sun was a close aide to then-leader Kim Jong-il. But Kim Jong-il's military, which traditionally favours a hard-line stance on South Korea, had reportedly tried to hold him in check. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2fad0c5c00000578-3378382-image-a-56_1451446993093.jpg2FAD0C5C00000578-3378382-image-a-56_14514469930932016-01-02T17:57:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/30/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-wisconsin-woman-who-tricked-people-into-buying-crushed-up-dog-food-instead-of-heroin/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/article-heroin-1218.jpgarticle-heroin-1218NYDN- A Wisconsin woman has been charged after she reportedly crushed up dog food and sold it as heroin. Megan Meyer, 22, allegedly sold the substance, as well as an aspirin she claimed was painkiller Percocet, to a police informant last month. A criminal complaint indicated Meyer met with a police informant on Nov. 18 and handed over the suspicious substances, Fox 6 News reported. In turn, the informant gave police a Ziploc bag that included “a folded-up piece of aluminum foil and a yellow round pill with no visible markings.” Tests of the substances turned up negative results, according to court documents. When police asked Meyer if she ever sold drugs, she answered that she had "sold some fake stuff" to a man in November. She told officers she was mad at the man because he had stolen a car seat from her, reported WESH.com. Charges have been filed against Meyer for selling imitation controlled substances as well as bail jumping. The bail jumping charges were the result of a deferred conviction agreement on two forgery charges approved in October. Meyer could face more than 15 years in prison if convicted of the charges. 2015-12-30T17:57:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/18/its-friday-so-lets-all-enjoy-this-malamute-treating-this-stuffed-wolf-like-a-puppy/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1931252_115009775334_8285_n.jpg1931252_115009775334_8285_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f54800000578-0-image-a-13_1450385683028.jpg2F75F54800000578-0-image-a-13_1450385683028https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f53200000578-0-image-a-6_1450385599456.jpg2F75F53200000578-0-image-a-6_1450385599456https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f52600000578-0-image-a-5_1450385592866.jpg2F75F52600000578-0-image-a-5_1450385592866https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f52100000578-0-image-a-4_1450385588166.jpg2F75F52100000578-0-image-a-4_1450385588166https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f51400000578-0-image-a-3_1450385584715.jpg2F75F51400000578-0-image-a-3_1450385584715https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f51000000578-0-image-m-12_1450385662436.jpg2F75F51000000578-0-image-m-12_1450385662436https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f53a00000578-0-image-a-7_1450385602152.jpg2F75F53A00000578-0-image-a-7_1450385602152https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f51c00000578-0-image-a-1_1450383252696.jpg2F75F51C00000578-0-image-a-1_1450383252696https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f75f50b00000578-0-image-a-2_1450383256691.jpg2F75F50B00000578-0-image-a-2_1450383256691An 18-month-old Alaskan Malamute is winning thousands of fans online after her owner documented her relationship with her favorite toy. Before Karissa Lerch, 24, from Durham, North Carolina, bought Luca, she had wanted a dog for some time, but couldn't afford one. Eventually she bought herself a toy wolf from Toys-R-Us to tide her over. Years later, when she was finally able to get a real dog, Karissa was more than happy to offer her plush companion to the eight-week-old Luca. 'I passed the stuffed animal down to her and she has kept it by her side at all times ever since,' Karissa wrote on Reddit. 'It’s her baby. She carries it around everywhere and always has it with her when she goes to bed.' The toy dog was originally also named Luca, but as that became confusing, the family renamed the plush pop 'Mr Wolf'. According to Karissa, the toy is 'definitely not dog durable, but [Luca] is super gentle with it.' 2015-12-18T19:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/18/hot-teacher-got-arrested-because-jealousy-reared-its-ugly-head-in-the-first-kid-she-fed-after-she-was-caught-hiking-with-another-kid/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f79d05800000578-0-image-m-42_1450441273135.jpghaeli wey1A former Westlake High School math teacher has been arrested after the Travis County sheriff’s office said she developed sexual relationships with two students this year. Haeli Wey, 28, has been charged with two counts of improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony. She was booked into Travis County Jail on Thursday morning with bail set at $150,000. +Former Westlake teacher charged with sexual contact with 2 students photo Haeli Wey According to arrest affidavits, one of the two 17-year-old students told authorities that he had sex with Wey about 10 times between August and September after he met her at a student ministry program over the summer and their families became close. She sent him pictures of herself with little or no clothing, according to the affidavit. Sex between the student and Wey stopped after he discovered she went on a hike with the other 17-year-old, the document says. According to the sheriff’s office, Wey sent messages on Instagram on Sept. 24 to the second student, who she had met at a summer camp, about going for a hike at Commons Ford Park. During the hike, they kissed and touched each other, the affidavit says. Wey told the student to delete the Instagram messages she sent him and “don’t let anyone get a hold of ur phone,” according to the affidavit. Two people reported the alleged relationship to authorities, the record shows. As the investigation continued, Wey contacted the first student and asked him “why did you tell them” and called and texted him repeatedly until he responded, the affidavit says. Wey, a district employee since 2013, resigned from the school district in October after Eanes school Superintendent Tom Leonard told parents in a letter that she had sent inappropriate electronic messages to a student. Wey is one of 41 teachers that the Texas Education Agency has investigated for alleged improper student-teacher relationships since Sept. 1. She surrendered her teaching license Tuesday, according to the State Board of Educator Certification. “This incident is shocking and upsetting,” Leonard said in a letter to parents and staff Thursday. “I want to reinforce that this behavior is not tolerated in Eanes ISD. Inappropriate communication and relationships involving teachers and students is unacceptable and, as in this case, against the law. We trust that the justice system, with our continued cooperation, will reinforce this message.”2015-12-18T15:33:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/18/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-was-too-embarrassed-to-buy-a-butt-plug-and-fake-pussy-toy-so-instead-he-got-caught-stealing-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-18-at-7-11-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-18 at 7.11.43 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-18-at-7-12-39-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-18 at 7.12.39 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-18-at-7-11-34-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-18 at 7.11.34 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/christophermasters15.jpgchristophermasters15A Florida man caught shoplifting two sex toys from a Spencer’s store told police that he had enough money for the items, but was “too embarrassed” to pay for them at the cashier. According to police, Christopher Masters, 32, was in the Vero Beach store Thursday evening when a manager spotted him removing an “Arouz’d screw butt plug” from its packaging. Masters, cops reported, placed the item in his khaki shorts. Masters then allegedly did the same with an “Arouz’d stroker can.” After walking around Spencer's for a few minutes, Masters (seen at right) exited the business with the purloined anal plug and the “ridged tunnel stroker,” which cops valued at a combined $29.98. Masters, who was collared by store security, “admitted to stealing the screw butt plug and stroker can,” noted police. “Masters further stated that he had enough money on him but he was too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys.” Masters, who is listed as a mechanic in jail records, was charged with shoplifting, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail (from which he was later released on bond). A police report does not indicate whether the sex toys were seized as evidence. 2015-12-18T12:47:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/17/guy-gets-viciously-speared-in-a-rugby-match/2015-12-17T19:58:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/17/apparently-the-hottest-egame-tournament-ended-in-tragic-fashion-as-froggan-teleported-to-his-death-twice/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-17-at-10-06-07-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-17 at 10.06.07 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-17-at-10-04-47-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-17 at 10.04.47 AM2015-12-17T15:09:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/17/i-fully-endorse-this-drone-snatcher-drone-in-japan/2015-12-17T02:21:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/16/attn-ladies-aaron-ekblad-should-be-your-dream-man-but-stay-off-on-the-off-chance-him-and-i-turn-gay-and-we-could-have-a-chance-for-each-other/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-15-at-5-07-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-15 at 5.07.05 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/a3623980-1ba7-11e5-88c3-e9f4964feddf_gettyimages-478199148.jpg2015 NHL Awards - Nominee Media Availability2015-12-17T02:09:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/16/first-day-on-the-job-doing-yard-work-kid-ends-up-getting-obliterated-in-a-wood-chipper-r-i-p/2015-12-16T19:20:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/09/sometimes-when-you-kill-a-man-you-gotta-ease-your-mind-by-going-to-stripclubs/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-09-at-9-53-18-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-09 at 9.53.18 AMA Florida man tried clearing his guilty conscience with a dirty mind. The gunman killed Tarrie Wilder, 42, and then drove about 10 miles south to the Sugar Daddy’s Gentlemen Club on Nov. 13, police said. Cops said Rodney Chavers, 41, went to the strip club to get his mind off the murder, the Sun Sentinel reported. At the jiggle joint, Chavers handed off the weapon to a friend, who told cops he assumed it was because the gunman wanted to get a lap dance. After starting a fight, the pistol-packing perv was thrown out for bringing a gun, cops said. A group of men kindly gave him a lift home, but were in for a surprise. During the ride, Chavers pulled out the gun and told the driver and passengers he killed a man after Wilder punched him in the face, according to a police report. The driver, freaked out by what he had heard, pulled into a gas station after Chavers fell asleep, and called the cops. At about 5:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, cops found the creep snoozing with the gun on his lap. A forensic scientist determined the pistol was used to kill Wilder, according to reports. Chavers is charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bail. During his first court appearance on Tuesday morning, the alleged killer blew a kiss to the crowd, the Palm Beach Post reported. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-09-at-9-53-06-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-09 at 9.53.06 AM2015-12-09T15:12:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/09/meet-arthur-boyt-a-man-whos-eaten-road-kill-since-he-was-13/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-08-at-5-51-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-08 at 5.51.37 PMThe Gaurdian- A Cornish man famous for eating badgers and other roadkill has added an even more unusual item to his Christmas larder – a dolphin he found washed up on a beach. Arthur Boyt, 76, has spent years feasting on dead animals he has salvaged from roads, including weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels and otters. Last Christmas Boyt, a retired marine biologist, tucked into a badger casserole, but this festive season his menu will be spiced up with dolphin meat. Boyt has already had a taste of his find. “I’ve got to admit, it’s nothing to write home about,” he said. “It’s not very fishy or oily. I fried it up and it was quite tough.” Boyt does not buy meat and has been eating roadkill since the age of 13; he says his oddest meal was probably a bat he bought back from holiday. “The great thing about roadkill is knowing that the animal hasn’t been purposely killed,” he said. “I feel very strongly about killing animals, so strongly, I can only just about manage a chicken leg at a party or something. I would never buy meat.” Boyt is spending Christmas Day with his mother-in-law who is cooking a turkey, so he has the option of something a little more traditional if the dolphin does not appeal on 25 December. His wife, Su, will be eating neither dolphin nor turkey as she is a vegetarian. Conservationists, however, are not impressed. Danny Groves, a spokesman for the whales and dolphin conservation charity WDC, said anyone who came across a stranded animal, alive or dead, should report it to a cetacean strandings investigation programme (CSIP) hotline. Groves said animals could be carrying diseases and pointed out dolphins are considered “royal fish” belonging to the crown. The government’s official advice for dealing with a dead dolphin is also to call the hotline rather than taking it home and eating it. “If you think the whale or dolphin is dead call the hotline and let them know where you found the animal,” it says. “To avoid disease, don’t have any contact with the dead animal without the right protective clothing, eg thick rubber gloves.” Boyt argues he has spent years eating found meat without any ill effects. As to the dolphin being a royal fish? “I don’t suppose the Queen will be interested in getting back a dolphin that has been dead for a month or more.” 2015-12-09T06:47:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/09/people-are-upset-this-lady-witnessed-a-fatal-car-accident-and-just-went-about-her-day-eating-pizza/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/woman-pizza-car-accident-640x400.pngwoman-pizza-car-accident-640x400On Sunday in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, a car lost control and jumped a curb, mowing down three people, killing one of them, a 30-year-old woman. Strangely, another woman was walking by, munching on a slice of pizza, and the car came to a stop just before hitting her. Then, she casually turned around and walked away, continuing to chow down on her slice. The whole thing was caught on surveillance footage, obtained by DNAinfo: It’s something that would make George Costanza proud. You can almost hear the Seinfeld bass riff playing as she wanders off, greedily stuffing pizza in her face. The driver of the car was arrested for driving without a license. The two other victims are in stable condition. The hungry woman is presumably eating pizza in front of some other terrible tragedy. 2015-12-09T06:45:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/08/this-fish-straight-up-devours-his-tankmate/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-08-at-4-17-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-08 at 4.17.46 PMLINK TO VIDEO HERE2015-12-08T21:23:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/08/marlins-hire-barry-bonds-as-the-new-hitting-coach/2015-12-08T19:24:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/08/man-gets-brutally-murdered-by-stairs/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stairs_0.jpgstairs_0Source- A 68-year-old man died yesterday after attempting to walk up to his 21st floor office in Mong Kok as all four lifts were out of order. The man, surnamed Hung, was last seen at around 1:45pm lying on his back and gasping for breath on the 15th floor of the Ho King Commercial Building in Fa Yuen Street. Initially, Hung told a concerned office worker he felt fine, but then collapsed as he tried to stand up again, reports Ming Pao Daily, as translated by EJ Insight. When paramedics arrived on the scene, the unconscious man was fitted with an oxygen mask. Medics performed chest massages and used a defibrillator in an attempt to resuscitate Hung as they carried him down one flight of stairs at a time. Hung, who is believed to have a history of high blood pressure, was later pronounced dead at hospital, the SCMP reports. All four of the building’s elevators reportedly needed repairing due to flooding back in 2013. Hung was in the process of closing down his business on the 21st floor and decided to go back to his office to tidy up his belongings on Monday, his wife said.2015-12-08T17:45:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/08/ugly-wins-for-the-dolphins-but-a-wins-a-win/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dolphins-throwback-helmet.jpgDolphins-Throwback-Helmethttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/4304908144_2bff872aab.png4304908144_2bff872aab2015-12-08T16:55:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/08/quick-tip-if-youre-hiding-from-police-maybe-dont-hide-on-gator-infested-waters/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefault BREVARD COUNTY, Florida - A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack. During the recovery of Riggins' body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach. Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins: During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject. At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension. 2015-12-08T15:41:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/07/god-bless-america-for-giving-this-wounded-american-soldier-a-penis-implant/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2f1fa5d400000578-3348508-image-a-2_1449438604035.jpg2F1FA5D400000578-3348508-image-a-2_1449438604035DailyMail- The United States' first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ. Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times. The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men - mostly under 35 years of age - suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan. The world's first successful penis transplant was completed last year in South Africa for a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated because of a botched circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony. The unidentified man was expected to have a recovery time of two years, but doctors say he and his girlfriend became pregnant this summer. Doctors at Johns Hopkins are hoping that similar success will come for America's wounded warriors. Previous efforts for those who suffered damage to their penises involved using tissue from other parts of the body, though erections were only possible with implants that have problems such as infections. RELATED ARTICLES Previous 1 Next Desperately ill little boy, 8, who has defied doctor's... Mother with heart condition told she would probably never be... SHARE THIS ARTICLE Share The new surgery is first being offered to soldiers who meet certain qualifications, such as having an intact urethra. Doctors will then connect nerves, veins and arteries from the donor penis to the recipient in a 12-hour surgery. Nerves from the soldier are then expected to grow into the penis at a rate of about one inch per month, eventually enabling sexual function. Doctors Wei-Ping Andrew Lee, Richard Redett and Gerald Brandacher are donating their time to the process and the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying for the immunosuppression drug that will help prevent rejection. The doctors said that they are moving heading and planning on putting the Afghanistan veteran on a waiting list for an organ soon. Veterans say that the surgery will help heal unseen wounds for young men and hope that some of them will be able to have children because of the procedure. 'I don’t care who you are — military, civilian, anything — you have an injury like this, it’s more than just a physical injury,' Army Sergeant First Class Aaron Causey, who lost both legs and a testicle because of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, told the New York Times. Testes are not being transplanted, and soldiers who also have testicular damage may receive penis transplants but will not be able to father children. Penis donor's families are asked specifically whether their deceased loved one's sex organ can be used by another man. South African urologist Andre van der Merwe said that one of the hardest parts of the process was finding a donor. He ultimately made a fake penis out of skin for the deceased donor to be buried with, according to Smithsonian Magazine. Last year, scientists at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine announced that they had given lab-grown penises in rabbits, and were hoping to start human trials within five years. Eight of twelve rabbits given engineered erectile tissue successfully ejaculated and four of twelve impregnated female rabbits. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348508/First-American-penis-transplant-given-soldier-suffered-wounds-genitals-homemade-bombs-Middle-East.html#ixzz3teXBHBqS Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebookhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/os-polk-county-hit-and-run-oral-sex-20151206-001.jpgos-polk-county-hit-and-run-oral-sex-20151206-0012015-12-07T19:14:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/07/well-they-have-god-damn-giant-lizards-scaling-the-sides-of-houses-in-australia/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/r23_26_1149_785_w1200_h678_fmax.jpgr23_26_1149_785_w1200_h678_fmaxERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week. “I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said. “I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,” “When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said. Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home. Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property. “It was a big surprise really,” “I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.” The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland's property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since. The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury. Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms. 2015-12-06T22:05:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/05/see-this-that-art-bullshit-im-talking-about-with-this-dude-naked-in-a-box-live-streaming-himself/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5661b4481700000a01e1b293.png5661b4481700000a01e1b293Now that he's been caught masturbating on YouTube, he might consider a more hands on major, perhaps an independent study. The Iceland Monitor reported that on day six of the project Atlason got a little too excited and began pleasuring himself. The Monitor reports YouTube stopped the stream, raising the possibility that he had violated the company's terms of service. However, Altason's wife, Salka Valsdóttir, told The Huffington Post via Facebook that the stream was merely interrupted briefly because of a technological issue. "I think it was only down for a couple of minutes. It was not because of the content, just bad Internet connection but a very funny coincidence," she said. A Monitor reporter confirmed to HuffPost that video of the masturbation incident was posted to YouTube, but was subsequently flagged and taken down.2015-12-05T19:26:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/05/i-have-a-very-worthless-applaud-for-this-chick-incorporating-cinder-blocks-into-her-on-stage-twerk-routine/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-05-at-1-26-44-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-12-05 at 1.26.44 PM2015-12-05T18:47:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/05/assholes-at-art-basel-thought-a-woman-who-was-stabbed-and-bleeding-was-part-of-a-performance-for-art-basel/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1205-stab-victum-miami-herald-instagram-4.jpg1205-stab-victum-miami-herald-instagram-4MiamiHerald- A section of Art Basel Miami Beach was transformed into a crime scene after a fight escalated to a stabbing at the show’s main event inside the Miami Beach Convention Center on Friday night, police said. A woman pulled an X-Acto knife and stabbed another woman in the arms and neck, said Miami Beach police spokeswoman Det. Kathleen Prieto. “The injuries are non life-threatening,” Prieto said. The victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital; the assailant, whom police did not identify, was arrested at the scene. Both women were patrons of the art show, not exhibitors. Some patrons thought the stabbing was a performance art presentation. Others believed the police tape cordoning off an area of the convention center was part of an art installation. The stabbing occurred in a corridor near an art installation entitled “The Swamp of Sagittarius,” created by Miami artist Naomi Fisher and partner Agatha Wara. Fisher said she was at her exhibit when she heard a scuffle and later saw a woman being wheeled away by paramedics at about 5:30 p.m. “A guy walked up to me and said, ‘I thought I saw a performance, and I thought it was fake blood, but it was real blood.’” She said an artist named Rudy Perez showed her a photo that he snapped on his cellphone, showing a woman dressed in white with blood stains on her clothes. Fisher said the stabbing took place in front of booth N29, where Freedman Fitzpatrick Gallery from Los Angeles was exhibiting. Police cordoned an area near the Washington Avenue entrance to the convention center. It was in a section of the show called NOVA designed to promote young artists. “It's horrible ... I'm so freaked out,” Fisher said. “I feel nauseous.” Art gallery representatives who witnessed the incident declined to give their names but said they saw a woman with what appeared to be a pen in her neck. One gallerist said she heard a scream and ran over and saw a young woman lying on the floor bleeding from her neck. Sara Fitzmaurice, a spokeswoman for Art Basel, issued a written statement that read, in part, “The attack was an isolated incident that was immediately secured. The suspect was apprehended by police who were at the scene within seconds of the incident. ... Our thoughts are with the victim.” Police and Art Basel officials announced this week that, after the terrorist attacks in Paris, they had beefed up security in and around the convention center, and at other events during the four-day fair that closes Sunday. Inside the convention center, security guards and event organizers worked quickly to clean up the scene, and to keep public attention focused on the art and not the stabbing. One bystander said he asked a guard what happened, and was told that a very expensive statue had fallen on someone. Once patrons learned what had occurred, though, their reactions ranged from shocked to bewildered. Two Coconut Grove women sipping champagne walked up to the police tape. When told by a reporter about the stabbing, they expressed shock. “It's a very strange place for something like this to happen,” said Amanda DeSeta. “It makes me very nervous,” said Sune Smith. Both women said their purses were searched at the entrance to the convention center show, but not thoroughly. Gregg Hill, a sculptor visiting from New York, said he saw the victim being wheeled out on a gurney but never suspected she was the victim of a violent act. “I thought a piece of art fell on her,” he said. “I never would have thought there would be a stabbing at Art Basel. … People didn't really know what had happened. It was calm and everyone was milling around and talking.” 2015-12-05T17:58:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/04/looks-like-the-twitter-police-hit-up-george-zimmerman-because-he-posted-some-casual-revenge-nudes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/zimmerman-pool-620x589.jpgZimmerman-pool-620x589 George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot black teenager Trayvon Martin to death in 2012 and was subsequently acquitted of all criminal charges, had his Twitter account suspended on Thursday after he used it to post semi-nude photographs of a woman he identified as his ex-girlfriend. The photos appeared on Zimmerman’s account along with her name, phone number, and e-mail address. He accused the woman of cheating on him with a “dirty Muslim.” His tweets violated Twitter’s policy against posting personal contact information or intimate photos without consent, so his account was shut down in short order. A law criminalizing “revenge porn” went into effect in Florida this October, but a law professor told the Washington Post that Zimmerman’s tweets probably did not violate the law, which requires that the images depict nudity or sexual conduct according to a strict definition that would seem to exclude the semi-nude photos he posted. Indeed, he may have researched the law in order to ensure that his tweets did not violate it. However, Zimmerman could also potentially be charged under several other state and federal laws against cyberharassment and stalking, and the woman in question might also have grounds to sue him. Since being found not guilty in the Trayvon Martin shooting, Zimmerman has been taken into police custody multiple times over allegations of domestic violence. In September 2013, his then-wife Shellie called 911 to say that he had punched her father in the nose and threatened her with a gun; that November, he was charged with aggravated assault, battery domestic violence, and criminal mischief after threatening his girlfriend with a shotgun, shoving her, and breaking her belongings; and this past January, he was arrested yet again for throwing a wine bottle at another girlfriend. In all three cases, the women either declined to press charges against Zimmerman or later asked that they be dropped. Florida is one of 26 states with laws against revenge porn, which has come under increasing scrutiny in recent years. Hunter Moore, the founder of the infamous revenge-porn site IsAnyoneUp.com, was recently sentenced to two-and-a-half years in prison, his lawyer told The Guardian on Thursday.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2.jpg2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1.jpg12015-12-04T15:58:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/12/02/yo-they-found-a-9-foot-anaconda-in-brevard-county/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/php4c5b07ccb2ad6.jpgphp4c5b07ccb2ad6BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said thanks to a quick report from a fisherman, a nine-foot-long green anaconda was euthanized before escaping into the water in Brevard County on Monday. FWC officials posted a photo of the non-native constrictor on their Facebook page Wednesday. According to FWC, the fisherman reported seeing a "very large snake" at the St. Johns River, near the Brevard-Orange county line. When officers arrived, they found the green anaconda on the riverbank. FWC officers were able to kill the snake before it escaped into the water. Officials said the green anaconda and seven other reptile species are considered dangerous to the ecology and/or health and welfare of the people of Florida. In Florida, green anacondas can only be possessed for research, commercial use or public exhibition purposes. Since the snake was not tagged as required by state law for the species, it's unclear how long the snake was in the wild.2015-12-02T19:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/20/im-here-to-debunk-all-these-rumors-about-my-girl-shakira-being-blackmailed-about-a-sex-tape/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2319_s_shakira5-l.jpg2319_S_shakira5-lFoxNewsLatino- Colombian star Shakira and her partner, soccer player Gerard Pique, are denying reports that they are being blackmailed over a sex tape. A Spanish publication, Diario Vasco, reported that a former employee of the power couple is threatening to go public with the supposedly homemade video if they don’t pay up. But spokespeople for the couple say there is no truth to the report published by various media sources, including the Daily Mail, TMZ and Perez Hilton. Shakira, 38, and Pique, 28, have two sons – Milan, 2, and Sasha, 11 months. The rumors about a Shakira-Gerard sex tape follows the recent charge against Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema for blackmailing his French teammate Mathieu Valbuena over an alleged sex tape. 2015-11-20T20:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/20/why-on-earth-would-anyone-want-to-give-them-selves-freckles/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/olivia-wilde-in-avon-today-tomorrow-always-amour-campaign-2013-1.jpgOlivia-Wilde-in-Avon-Today-Tomorrow-Always-Amour-Campaign-2013-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/katebeckinsaled5svcqtnhjbm.jpgKate+Beckinsale+D5SVcQtnHjbmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/df19faca4c8c877478d4e25b7dd465e5_large.jpgdf19faca4c8c877478d4e25b7dd465e5_largehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/davis.jpgdavishttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-20-at-7-15-21-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-20 at 7.15.21 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-20-at-7-14-07-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-20 at 7.14.07 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-20-at-7-11-56-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-20 at 7.11.56 AMHave you ever wanted freckles? 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Users who apply Freck Yourself every morning have several layers of faded frecks, which produces incredibly realistic results for four to six weeks.2015-11-20T12:47:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/20/mother-nature-face-fucks-soccer-team-putting-the-fear-of-god-in-this-poor-minivan/2016-02-08T22:34:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/19/sinkhole-in-bangladesh-swallows-a-house-with-the-quickness/2015-11-19T20:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/19/theyre-opening-a-lazy-moon-on-mills-near-downtown-and-that-should-be-the-best-news-ever-for-people-who-actually-go-downtown-in-orlando/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lazy-moon-1471515.jpglazy-moon-1471515The popular pizza joint Lazy Moon Pizza, known for delicious pizzas larger than an infant, will soon open a new location in the Mills 50 area. As first reported by the Bungalower, the pizzaria will occupy a 5,000 square foot space in the bottom floor of the former Cruises Only/Euro Living building on Colonial Drive. Not many details are currently available, but we're hoping this move will also include Lazy Moon's Boxcar Willy special, which involves a slice of cheese and a PBR for $5. According to the Bungalower, a butcher and delicatessen called Orlando Meats will also open on the first floor. 2015-11-19T19:13:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/19/thai-baby-forced-to-marry-his-twin-sister-because-his-parents-believe-in-some-whack-superstition/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-19-at-10-34-25-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-19 at 10.34.25 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-19-at-10-29-50-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-19 at 10.29.50 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-19-at-10-29-41-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-19 at 10.29.41 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kid_wedding2.jpgkid_wedding2 208 9 Superstitious parents in Nakhonsawan province hosted a big traditional wedding for their 3-year-old twins in attempt to fix their bad karma. Petai Angdechawat married his twin sister Pailin at their home on Saturday. The adorable pair had their Thai wedding ceremony at their home on Saturday as Petai offered his sister a whopping THB3 million in cash and gold as her dowry. In Thai culture, it is believed that opposite-sex twins were lovers in the past life who were prevented from being together. Being born together as twins means their prayers were delivered by God. Parents must marry their twins for blessing to send a message to God that they're well and in love; otherwise the cultural belief is that the children might die very young, News Connect reported. Petai and Pailin also had this cute wedding photoshoot which went viral on Twitter.2015-11-19T16:25:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/19/jeter-sued-for-5-million-because-he-backed-out-of-50-cents-underwear-deal/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-19-at-5-09-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-19 at 5.09.15 AMNYDN- A dispute over underwear between Derek Jeter and 50 Cent has turned the rapper into a Mets fan. Jeter angered the Queens-born MC after backing out of a deal to promote a line of swanky skivvies because he feared 50 Cent would make the brand too “urban,” according to reports. Jeter is being sued for nearly $5 million in Sweden for reneging on his promise to promote the undie brand Frigo, according to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ.com. “Fifty was totally shocked to hear Jeter felt this way,” a source told the Daily News. The then-Yankees captain signed a three-year deal in 2011 to be a director of the company and agreed to participate in major publicity events, the suit alleges. But the baseball great allegedly got his knickers in a bunch in 2013, telling the owners he didn’t want his relationship with the company made public during its U.S. launch. When Frigo signed 50 Cent as a brand ambassador a year later, Jeter — who is biracial — tried to distance himself even more, fearing Fitty’s involvement would make the undies too “urban,” according to the suit. The undergarments cost up to $100 per pair. Fitty, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, took to Instagram last year to brag about his deal with the upstart company. “I just did a deal for $78 million for underwear. What did you muthaf---as do today?” he wrote. Frigo majority owner Mathias Ingvarsson claims Jeter’s actions have cost the company $30 million and he wants the shortstop to pony up $4.7 million in damages. Representatives for Jeter did not immediately respond to requests for comment. 2015-11-19T14:41:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/18/i-need-the-panthers-to-start-make-home-game-day-posters-like-the-blue-jackets-did/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/van-post-920.jpgvan-post-920https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/toronto920-poster.jpgtoronto920-posterhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/poster-10-14-920.pngposter-10-14-920https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cbj-nyi-920-10-20.jpgcbj-nyi-920-10-20https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/15_1117_stl920.jpg15_1117_STL920https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/15_1114_ari920.jpg15_1114_ARI920https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/15_1031_wpg_final_920.jpg15_1031_WPG_FINAL_9202015-11-18T21:33:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/18/man-sentenced-to-prison-for-squirting-kids-with-a-water-gun-filled-with-his-semen/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/capture18.jpgcapture18https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/0969150ce8b841069f41cd455881b4fa_m.jpg0969150ce8b841069f41cd455881b4fa_mA man has been jailed after squirting kids with a water pistol loaded with his semen. Kevin Jaramillo, who initially faced almost 60 years in jail, will go behind bars for at least 18. He pleaded no contest to charges in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His victim’s ranged in age from nine to 18. The 35-year-old approached numerous children around Albuquerque in March 2014 and filmed them as they got squirted with the toy. Jaramillo blamed his behavior on drugs, alcohol and mental illness. The father of one victim says Jaramillo took away his daughter’s innocence.2015-11-18T19:58:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/18/looks-like-someones-trying-to-make-ucf-the-bastion-of-nazism/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-18-at-1-20-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-18 at 1.20.02 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen_shot_2015-11-17_at_2-17-26_pm.pngscreen_shot_2015-11-17_at_2.17.26_pmORLANDO, Fla. — When students on the campus of the University of Central Florida found swastika-emblazoned stickers and fliers this week, the backlash was immediate. “To publish a hate group like that, I feel like a lot of these people maybe don’t even know what they are doing,” UCF student Ashley Peters said. “And if they do know what they are doing, it’s definitely evil.” While disturbing to some students, the stickers and fliers do not necessarily constitute a crime, UCF police said. For now, authorities are treating the incidents as “criminal mischief,” which, according to Florida law focuses on the placement of material, not the content. Student Sarah Krintz doesn’t like seeing anti-Semitic paraphernalia on her campus, but she doesn’t see its presence as criminal. “I don’t approve of it, but (it's) freedom of speech,” she said. One flier shows a gun with a swastika and the tag line, “Florida! Let’s kick it off! Join your local Nazis!” It points to a website that encourages students to interact with “fellow fascists.” The whole thing is upsetting, Peters said. “Think about what happened not even a hundred years ago,” she said. The stickers and fliers were found at a newspaper stand on campus, and UCF representatives said they were also found on bulletin boards at two housing facilities. They have been removed. UCF police urge students to contact them if they see any suspicious activity. 2015-11-18T19:20:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/18/this-new-rush-hour-tv-series-is-an-insult-to-the-greatest-action-fighter-movie-star-ever/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-18-at-12-30-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-18 at 12.30.15 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rush-hour-cbs.jpgrush-hour-cbs2015-11-18T17:52:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/16/car-wash-manager-gets-absolutely-bundled-by-the-car-wash/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wringer.pngwringerhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-16-at-11-16-29-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-16 at 11.16.29 AMVIDEO LINK HERE2015-11-17T18:22:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/16/chinese-billionaire-buys-a-48-million-dollar-diamond-ring-for-his-seven-year-old-daughter-oh-and-hes-also-some-fugitive-crime-lord-kinda/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/71d119e1a994f86e187da6ac6ac3f9ef-1.jpg71d119e1a994f86e187da6ac6ac3f9ef-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/3c7217517729e82f72a6d6579bcf7bc9.jpg3c7217517729e82f72a6d6579bcf7bc9The mystery surrounding the identity of a Hong Kong-based diamond buyer who now owns three of the world’s most expensive gems has been revealed: billionaire fugitive Joseph Lau Luen-hung has confirmed to the South China Morning Post that he was the buyer of the diamonds, and that he had renamed them after his seven-year-old daughter Josephine. The rare and flawless 12.03 carat “Blue Moon Diamond” sold on Wednesday for 48.6 million Swiss francs (US$48.4 million), setting world records for any gemstone at auction, Sotheby's said. Lau, the former chairman of Chinese Estates Holdings, is listed by Forbes as the sixth richest man in Hong Kong and 114th wealthiest globally, with estimated assets worth US$9.8 billion as of November. He is also a fugitive, after being jailed in absentia in Macau in March last year for his part in a bribes-for-land racket involving Ao Man-long, the most corrupt public official ever brought to justice in the city's history. He received a five-year jail term, but has not served one day in prison because the former Portuguese enclave does not have an extradition treaty with Hong Kong. Macau's Court of Second Instance yesterday rejected appeals by Lau and Steven Lo Kit-sing against their bribery and money laundering convictions. The court upheld sentences of five years and three months against the pair. The sale came only one day after Lau paid 28.7 million Swiss francs for a magnificent 16.08 carat pink diamond at Christie’s. The pink stone was promptly renamed the “Sweet Josephine”. The blue has been renamed “The Blue Moon of Josephine”. Josephine's mother is Lau’s girlfriend, called Chan Hoi-wan, a former entertainment reporter. The cushion-shaped blue stone, mounted on a ring, has the top grading of fancy vivid blue. A pre-sale estimate put its value at between US$35 million and US$55 million. “It is a new record price for any gemstone and per carat,” David Bennett, worldwide chairman of Sotheby's international jewellery division, told a packed showroom in Geneva that erupted into applause on Wednesday. Bennett said the buyer had immediately renamed the stone, noting that it had also set a world record for any jewel at more than US$4 million per carat. “For me the Blue Moon was always the blue diamond of my career. I've never seen a more beautiful stone - its shape, colour and purity. It's a magical stone,” Bennett said. Lau and fellow Hong Kong property developer Steven Lo Kit-sing were each given jail sentences of five years and three months by Macau's Court of First Instance last year after being found guilty of corruption and money laundering. But they will not serve any time unless they return to the city voluntarily. The court found that Lau and Lo offered a HK$20 million bribe to disgraced public works chief Ao Man-long to secure the site for their La Scala luxury development. Lau is also known as a collector of artworks and wine. His passion for art was revealed when he snapped up Andy Warhol's famous painting of Mao Zedong for US$17.4 million and Paul Gauguin's 1892 painting Te Poipoi (The Morning) for US$39.2 million - the highest amount paid by a Hongkonger for an artwork. Born in 1951 in Hong Kong with family roots in Guangdong's Chaozhou, Lau graduated from a university in Canada in 1974, and joined his family's business, which made ceiling fans. Lau built his wealth on the Hong Kong stock market in the 1980s, but analysts have pointed out that the tycoon, with his younger brother Thomas Lau Luen-hung, was better known for corporate takeovers than stock investments. Their reputation as corporate raiders was created when their investment unit, Evergo International Holdings, made a hostile bid for the Kadoorie family's Hongkong and Shanghai Hotels in 1987. Evergo, which listed in 1983 as a ceiling fan manufacturer, was subsequently delisted in 1993 to become a subsidiary of Chinese Estates Holdings. Apart from his relationship with Chan, Lau has another a long-time partner, Yvonne Lui, who gave birth to two children with the tycoon. He also has two other children from his previous marriage to Bo Wing-kam. They divorced in 1992. Lau paid a record HK$1.4 million for a car number plate bearing the characters "1 LOVE U" during a Transport Department auction of personalised plates in 2006. The plate was used on a Mercedes-Benz for his partners, according to local media reports.2015-11-16T16:13:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/16/how-good-must-lorena-bobbitt-be-in-the-sack-if-her-mans-still-trying-to-holler-at-her-20-years-after-she-cut-his-dick-off/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bobbitttrial.jpgBobbittTrialWhen comedian and television personality Steve Harvey isn’t too busy hosting Family Feud or being lampooned by Saturday Night Live, he hosts a syndicated daytime talk show called The Steve Harvey Show. The program features regular daytime fare, but Monday’s episode featured Lorena Bobbitt, the disgruntled ex-wife of John Wayne Bobbitt — the man whose penis she famously cut off in 1993. Bobbitt appeared on The Steve Harvey Show to discuss domestic violence awareness and prevention, which she has become an advocate for. She recently founded Lorena’s Red Wagon, an organization dedicated to prevention domestic violence and helping those who’ve suffered from it. Good things all, but that didn’t stop Harvey from joking about Bobbitt’s… erm… “past aggression.” “How did he bring up the subject,” Harvey asked her, wondering if she and her current husband had ever discussed the famous 1993 incident and the resulting trial. The comedian even closed his eyes and swallowed slowly to goad some laughs from the audience. “He never brings it up,” Bobbitt laughed in response. According to Bobbitt, her ex-husband — who had his penis reattached and starred in a few porn films — has since tried to reconnect with her via telephone. Yet whenever John Wayne has called, Lorena has ignored him and “always deleted his number.” Bobbitt briefly resurfaced during an incredibly awkward CNN interview back in 2010. Check out the clip above, via NBC.2022-08-12T14:09:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/10/teens-are-so-lucky-they-have-mobile-apps-to-hide-their-nudes-they-sext-each-other-in-high-school/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sexting-640x400.jpgsexting-640x400A bunch of teens at a Colorado high school are in serious trouble after authorities uncovered a “sexting ring” dedicated to maintaining and growing a database of explicit photos of basically every kid in town. According to The New York Times, students in Cañon City hid said nudes in a “vault” app that looked and worked like a normal calculator. “Nothing to see here, teach, just doing some boring math homework and not sexting at all.” But enter the secret code, and you gain access to a treasure trove of underage n00dz that would make Gary Glitter blush. Via the Times: George Welsh, the superintendent of the Cañon City school system, said students at Cañon City High School had been circulating 300 to 400 nude photographs, including images of “certainly over 100 different kids,” on their cellphones. “This is a lot of kids involved,” he said, adding that the children in the pictures were believed to be students at the high school as well as eighth graders from the middle school. They say there’s an equal number of girl nudes and boy nudes in the spank bank, which is nice. Numerous members of the football team are thought to be at the center of the “ring,” prompting the school district to cancel the final game of the season. “If we’re going to preach character and integrity and doing the right thing when nobody’s looking, we just can’t step on the field and compete — represent our school and our community with that,” athletics director Scott Manchester said at a news conference. If that’s true, they should cancel every football game ever, since anyone who’s ever seen a movie about high school knows high school football players are amoral bullies. Since possessing or distributing child pornography is a felony in Colorado, it’s possible some of the kids will be charged with crimes, but authorities are confused about how to do this when everyone involved is underage. Via SkyNews: It could take months to sort the offenders from the victims, District Attorney Thom LeDoux told a news conference. He said he would charge students only if absolutely necessary, but warned that consent is not a factor when dealing with nude photographs of children under the age of 18. “It doesn’t matter if it was consensual,” Mr LeDoux told reporters. “There is no distinction according to Colorado state statutes. “The district attorney’s office will make distinctions as we see fit.” “It doesn’t matter if it was consensual” being a super great lesson to teach impressionable youngsters. As previously discussed, it’s insane to charge minors with sex crimes for what’s basically just a safer version of things teens have been doing with each other for centuries. Maybe instead of stripping teens of the agency to consent to developmentally appropriate activities, adults should teach them about consent, boundaries, respect, etc., and then get the hell out of their rooms. Or maybe we should just throw them all in prison until they get their hormones under control. Just spitballing ideas here. 2015-11-10T19:05:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/10/come-to-florida-we-have-gators-eating-the-life-out-of-a-python-on-our-golf-courses/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-10-at-12-04-59-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-10 at 12.04.59 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alligator-1000.jpgalligator-1000NAPLES, Fla. — Instead of taking off a hand, like in the movie “Happy Gilmore,” this golf course gator is making a meal out of a python. Club member Pat Aydellot snapped a photo of the nature-based meal, which was posted on the Facebook page for The Classics Country Club at the Lely Resort in Naples even though Aydellot was playing at a different course at the time.2015-11-10T17:30:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/10/annnddd-jonas-gray-gets-cut/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-10-at-11-41-58-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-10 at 11.41.58 AM2015-11-10T16:45:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/10/the-dolphins-might-not-win-another-game-this-season/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-09-at-10-09-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-09 at 10.09.08 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ctuwolnukaaqh7.jpgCTUWoLnUkAAqh7-2015-11-10T16:34:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/07/try-not-to-get-knocked-out-giving-this-futsal-player-a-red-card/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-07-at-2-23-59-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-07 at 2.23.59 PMLINK TO VIDEO HERE2015-11-07T20:38:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/04/apparently-the-guy-who-mollywhopped-his-uber-driver-was-a-taco-bell-exec/2015-11-04T13:12:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/04/drive-through-mcdonalds-customer-gets-his-ass-beat/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-04-at-6-47-06-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-04 at 6.47.06 AMLiveLeak- "I was on my way home from Monday night curling league, I hadn't eaten much since lunch time, and I was driving by a McDonald's, so I thought I'd just swing in and pick up a BigMac while I listened to the end of MNF game on the radio. At first I was annoyed the guy in front of me was taking so long, he seemed pretty upset to begin with, but it looked like when the McDonald's guy handed him his cash and change back he dropped some of the dude's change. That's when he got out of his car, spit on the drive through window and tried to punch the McDonald's and that's when I started recording." This took place yesterday in Northeast Minneapolis. [Credit: Gabe Hart / licensing@viralhog.com] Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e9_1446578469#9dbILWaIbI10XF3p.992015-11-04T12:03:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/03/hunger-games-series-to-build-a-theme-park-in-atlanta/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hunger-games-660x440.jpghunger-games-660x440(NEWSER) – Hunger Games fans in the US and China may get to find out for themselves if the odds are forever in their favor. Lions Gate Entertainment Corp. confirmed Monday that the blockbuster movie franchise has been licensed for development in a theme park in Atlanta and an indoor entertainment center in Hengqin, China. The New York Times, which earlier reported the news, said the Atlanta park is targeted to open by 2019, while the Chinese center aims to open by late 2018. Fans are already getting to interact with the story featuring heroine Katniss Everdeen through attractions such as the traveling display "The Hunger Games: The Exhibition," which is now in Discovery Times Square in New York. An immersive theatrical show is to open in London next summer and a theme park featuring a "Hunger Games" zone is planned to debut in Dubai late next year. The franchise's finale, Mockingjay Part 2, is set to hit the big screen this month.2015-11-03T16:03:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/drunk-lady-breaks-into-zoo-to-pet-tiger-do-you-think-she-left-with-no-injuries/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-02-at-8-19-36-am.pngScreen-Shot-2015-11-02-at-8.19.36-AMNBCnews- An intoxicated woman was bitten by a tiger after she broke into a zoo and tried to pet the animal, police said. Jacqueline Eide, 33, reached into the predator's cage after she allegedly entered Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska, early Sunday — just hours after Halloween. There was no merciful repeat of Daniel in the lions' den, however, and Eide suffered a "severe trauma" to her left hand, the Omaha Police Department said in a statement. She was driven to hospital by a friend, where police said Eide was aggressive and showed signs of intoxication by alcohol or drugs. She was cited for criminal trespass and remained at the hospital for treatment Sunday. The tiger involved was said to be an 18-year-old Malayan tiger called Mai, according to the zoo. The incident was still under investigation Sunday. "Just in case you had any doubt ... If you pet a tiger you will most likely get bitten," the Omaha Police Department said on Facebook. 2015-11-02T21:06:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/scarlett-johansson-reading-bible-scripture-gets-me-going-a-little/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/scarlett-johansson-sexy-bible-157565.jpgscarlett-johansson-sexy-bible-157565When you leave Saturday Night Live, you might write a book, or work on a movie, or start a TV empire. Or, you might get Scarlett Johansson to read Book of Deuteronomy verses in a sexy voice. Because that's a thing you do if you're Mike O'Brien, who has a new comedy album out now called Tasty Radio. On this track, called "Sexy Bible," it's coming from WSEX Sexy Talk Radio - each track is from a different radio station - you can hear Johansson reading passages about stoning rebellious youngsters, shaving the head of a woman, and what animals you're allowed to eat.2015-11-02T20:58:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/jagrsmulletwatch/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-02-at-1-34-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-02 at 1.34.51 PM2015-11-02T18:48:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/dwayne-wade-tossing-sweaty-towels-on-a-kid-like-it-aint-no-thang/2015-11-02T17:41:15+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/don-mattingly-to-the-marlins/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cs0pqnfweaay2jl.jpgCS0PqnFWEAAy2JLMIAMI (AP) -- The Miami Marlins have scheduled a news conference for Monday, where they're expected to introduce new manager Dan Mattingly. The press conference can be seen on FOX Sports Florida at 10 a.m. Miami hired Mattingly last week less than a week after he parted with the Los Angeles Dodgers. He becomes the Marlins' 10th manager -- including Jack McKeon for two stints -- since Jeffrey Loria bought the team in 2002. With the Marlins, Mattingly will face a big adjustment regarding resources. The Dodgers led the majors by far this year with a payroll of $289.6 million at the end of the regular season. Miami ranked last at $64.9 million, and little change is expected next season.2015-11-02T15:50:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/taxidermist-loved-the-michiganmichigan-state-fumbled-punt-that-lead-to-michigan-state-winning-so-much-he-decided-to-immortalize-the-play-in-the-form-of-stuffed-chipmunks/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/563289d81400002b003c9804.jpeg563289d81400002b003c9804This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. Saade’s first piece sold to a Wolverine fan in New Jersey for $1,500. This one is for sale at the same price, he said.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/563289d8190000b100b9541e.jpegODD Michigan St Miracle-Chipmunks FootballThis photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIThttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/563289d81c00007700570f99.jpegODD Michigan St Miracle-Chipmunks FootballThis photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIThttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/563289d81c00007700570f98.jpeg563289d81c00007700570f98This photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows the scoreboard with an image of stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIThttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/563289d81c00007700570f9a.jpegODD Michigan St Miracle-Chipmunks FootballThis photo taken Monday, Oct. 26, 2015, shows stuffed chipmunks portraying players on the final play of the Michigan State-Michigan NCAA college football game at the home of taxidermist Nick Saade in Lansing, Mich. Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson returned a fumble for the game-winning touchdown on Oct. 17. Saade tells the Lansing State Journal that the chipmunks were trapped by friends as nuisance animals. (Judy Putnam/Lansing State Journal via AP) NO SALES; MANDATORY CREDIThttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/091c0ce72b9459bbcbbc7650b9d573ab_crop_north.jpg091c0ce72b9459bbcbbc7650b9d573ab_crop_north2015-11-02T15:01:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/02/uber-driver-not-pleased-with-his-drunk-passenger-also-not-pleased-when-his-passenger-smacks-and-punches-him-from-the-back-seat/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-02-at-8-49-44-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-11-02 at 8.49.44 AM(NEWSER) – Former Taco Bell executive Benjamin Golden has been barred from ever using Uber again, but that could be the least of his problems. The 32-year-old, who was fired after video of him allegedly assaulting an Uber driver went viral, now faces charges of assault and battery, assault on public transportation property, and battery on a public transit employee with injury, reports CNBC. He was charged with misdemeanor assault and public intoxication after the incident on Friday in Costa Mesa, Calif., and prosecutors in Orange County say the video taken by driver Edward Caban helped them decide that the new charges could be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. An Uber spokeswoman says Golden—who can be seen in the video slapping and punching Caban after the driver decides Golden is too drunk to give directions and asks him to leave the car—has been permanently barred from the service, the Los Angeles Times reports. Golden, who could face up to a year in prison and a fine of up to $20,000, will be arraigned Nov. 17, reports the OC Register. CNBC reports that Golden spent a few days in jail in Kentucky in 2012 after pleading guilty to operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. 2015-11-02T14:21:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/11/01/how-about-the-game-pretty-much-writing-erotic-novels-on-his-instagram/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/csilw-tuwaagolk.jpgCSiLw-TUwAAgOLkhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/csii3s3wiaacrbi.jpgCSiI3S3WIAACRBI2015-11-01T16:42:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/30/i-got-everything-wrong-about-this-dolphinspatriots-game/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-20-36-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.20.36 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-20-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.20.08 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-19-09-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.19.09 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-18-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.18.43 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-18-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.18.32 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-10-18-17-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 10.18.17 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-30-at-1-50-17-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-30 at 1.50.17 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/csipp9jxiaafmfx1.jpgCSiPP9jXIAAFmfXhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lolphins-0.giflolphins.0https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/csipp9jxiaafmfx.jpgCSiPP9jXIAAFmfX2015-11-24T10:30:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/28/36-year-old-women-who-hit-her-head-on-a-tree-branch-riding-a-bus-is-left-with-the-wonkiest-eye-ever/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/antonio-margarito-eye_crop_north.gifantonio-margarito-eye_crop_northhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2dd8119e00000578-3292024-before_the_injury-m-24_1445968286527.jpg2DD8119E00000578-3292024-Before_the_injury-m-24_1445968286527https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2dd843fa00000578-3292024-image-a-25_1445968370091.jpg2DD843FA00000578-3292024-image-a-25_14459683700912019-10-31T10:59:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/27/bride-gives-her-father-a-certificate-of-proof-that-she-is-in-fact-still-a-virgin/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ad_185387886.jpgad_185387886https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ad_185386448.jpgad_185386448A bride has proved to her father that her ‘hymen is intact’ with a certificate of purity. Brelyn Bowman presented the document, signed by her gynaecologist, to her father Michael on her wedding day to prove that she is a virgin. She married long-time boyfriend Timothy in front of 3,500 people. She wrote on instagram: ‘I was able to present a certificate of purity to [my dad] signed by my doctor that my hymen was still intact.’ ‘If one person has made a decision to wait until marriage or decide to stop & wait we have done our job,’ she wrote on another photo. ‘Let’s make Jesus famous!’ The certificate says: ‘On the 10th of May 2006, I, Brelyn Freeman, made a vow to glorify God in my body and spirit which are God’s because I have been bought with a price (Jesus). ‘I have kept this commitment and present this certificate to my father Dr Michael A. Freeman to show how I have honored God and my earthly father in my body by maintaining my purity and that my hymen is intact on this 10th day of October 2015.’2015-10-27T17:51:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/27/fuck-this-teacher-that-marked-this-kid-wrong-in-this-dumb-ass-equation/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-27-at-12-19-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-27 at 12.19.34 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2dd7a1f600000578-3291895-image-a-29_1445959484147.jpg2DD7A1F600000578-3291895-image-a-29_1445959484147DM- An elementary school math quiz has been generating outrage online for the teacher's questionable grading criteria. The third-grade quiz shows two seemingly easy problems that the student is marked down for each time, though apparently coming to the correct answer. The first question asks the student to use repeated addition to solve the question 5x3. The student answers 5+5+5=15, but is marked incorrect. Instead, the teacher writes that the correct answer should have been 3+3+3+3+3=15. 2015-10-27T16:29:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/26/americas-favorite-halloween-candy-by-state/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/influenster-halloween-candy-map.jpginfluenster-halloween-candy-mapWe all know, not all Halloween candy is created equal. Whether you're into sour gummies or dark chocolates, everyone knows that playing favorites is inevitable when you're trick or treating. And let's be real - no one is hoping for a 'trick' when they go door to door in their costumes. So, we surveyed over 40,000 Influensters to find out which Halloween candies hold a special place in ALL of our hearts. Check out our infographic below that displays America's favorite Halloween candy for 2015 state by state. Curious as to what stands out? We found it interesting that... + The candy the pulled the highest total number of votes turned out to be Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup -- it was one of only three candies (the other two were Kit Kat and Butterfinger) to be voted by every single state in the U.S. + The candy of choice in the most number of states this year turned out to be the polarizing Halloween staple -- Candy corn. + Candy corn proved to be the top pick for Oregon, Wyoming, Tennessee, Texas, and South Carolina. Does your candy obsession align with others in your state? Could you guess which candy is your state's favorite without looking? Maybe you think a BIG time favorite candy is missing. Whatever it is, tell us in the comments below!2015-11-20T03:14:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/26/mila-kunis-casually-dropping-that-shed-help-her-daughter-bury-the-body-no-questions-if-she-murdered-someone/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy.gifgiphyCosmopolitan- So this is only mildly terrifying… Mila Kunis has brought up the prospect of baby Wyatt murdering someone… again. Mila previously told Ellen: "If she murdered somebody in cold blood, I would love her. I would be like, 'That's OK.'" And now she’s at it again. In a new interview with Business Insider, Mila discussed the possibility that she will one day become an accomplice to murder. "I think if [Wyatt] killed someone, I would literally be like 'I got it,'" she says. "Where do you want me to help you hide the body? I wouldn't even question it.​" She also said some cute shiz about motherhood: "Everything is different," she says, "from the fact you're happy when you get six hours of sleep to the idea of being responsible for this incredible living breathing little human being that you can't believe is yours." Aww. Well here’s some advice for free: Don’t ever piss off Mila Kunis. Or Wyatt Kutcher, for that matter.2015-10-26T16:11:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/19/theres-something-memorizing-and-peaceful-about-this-great-dane-playing-on-top-of-a-covered-pool-like-a-water-bed/2015-10-19T20:10:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/19/tennessee-man-tim-tawater-is-a-real-super-hero/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-1-05-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 1.05.02 PMWHITE HOUSE, TN (WSMV) - The man who ran into a burning house to save a dog moments before the roof collapsed met the dog’s owners Monday. As a home in White House burned to the ground Saturday, neighbors knew a dog was trapped inside. They watched as a mystery man drove up in a Mustang and ran inside. A few minutes later, the man exited the house carrying the 80-pound dog in a blanket. The dog, Sampson, was unhurt. The good Samaritan disappeared. “He got in his car and left,” a witness told Channel 4. The man in the Mustang was Tim Tawater, a 20-year veteran of the Nashville Fire Department and a self-professed dog lover. “I’ve had dogs ever since I was born,” Tawater said. “You got to figure that if there’s a dog in the house, the dog is definitely family.” Tawater lives in White House. He was off-duty Saturday and on his way to his daughter’s birthday party. “We just live two or three miles from here,” Tawater said. He saw the smoke and knew the volunteer firefighters wouldn’t be there for a while. “I don’t do it for people to say ‘thank you.’ I do it because it needs to be done,” Tawater said. The homeowners are Brandon and April Gorley. They had just arrived in Gulf Shores when they got a call that their house was on fire. They turned around and came home. Monday, they met the man who rescued their beloved Sampson. Sampson is a Bouvier, a type of German herding dog. At 82 pounds, he is only half grown. The Gorleys said they were very grateful for Tawater’s actions. “He didn’t have to go into a house that was on fire,” Brandon Gorley said. “Deeply, deeply appreciate him being there.” “The real heroes to me are the volunteers, because they don’t get paid for it,” Tawater said. “They do it for free.” A relative was house-sitting and had just left to go to the store when the fire broke out. Sampson’s owners joked that he had just gone to the groomer Friday, so he had a nice hairdo for his TV debut. Read more: http://www.wsmv.com/story/30243143/good-samaritan-who-saved-dog-meets-owners#ixzz3p2CAmF3J2015-10-19T19:49:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/19/after-a-6-hour-hold-up-jacksonville-couple-say-they-will-go-into-custody-if-they-can-have-sex-one-last-time/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-58-55-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.58.55 AMJACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city's Westside, authorities said. Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody. According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said. Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said. The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer. Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said "she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time" and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out. That's when SWAT was called out. The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody. Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.2015-10-19T14:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/19/groom-calls-off-wedding-brides-parents-decide-to-let-homeless-people-eat-at-the-reception/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-52-49-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.49 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-52-35-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.35 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-52-11-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.11 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-14-10-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.14.10 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-19-at-9-12-41-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.12.41 AMA jilted bride put her wedding feast to good use by feeding Sacramento’s homeless, according to a local report. A salmon and tri-tip smorgasbord coordinated by Quinn Duane and her unidentified would-be husband would have fed 120 of the bride's friends and family Saturday afternoon, but the pricy $35,000 wedding was scrapped at the last minute when the groom got cold feet just five days before the reception. The new guests, including a slew of less fortunate families with children from local shelters, took advantage of the Duane family's kindness, matriarch Kari Duane told KCRA-TV. “When I found out on Monday that the wedding would not be taking place, it just seemed, like, of course this would be something that we would do to give back,” Duane told the TV station. The reception was catered by the posh restaurant at the Citizen Hotel, where on Saturday underserved Sacramento residents snaked around tables while in line for the buffet. Erika Craycraft, her husband Rashad Abdullah and their five children, were among those filling their stomachs. “I think it’s really generous to lose out on something so important to yourself and then give it to someone else is really giving,” Craycraft told the TV station. The bride stayed home instead of attending Saturday’s dinner, but will be getting a vacation out of her situation. Before tackling mounting bills tied to the wedding, mother and daughter will take off to Belize with the non-refundable honeymoon tickets and reservations.2015-10-19T13:55:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/17/if-you-end-up-driving-through-the-driving-school-building-during-your-road-exam-youre-probably-not-ready-for-the-road/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-17-at-1-37-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-17 at 1.37.12 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-17-at-1-22-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-17 at 1.22.54 PMA student driver in Washington state learned the subtle difference between the gas pedal and the brake on Friday when she crashed into a driving school. Authorities in Bellevue snapped a quick photo of the scene. No injuries were reported in the incident. Police responded to reports of a car that crashed into a building around 8:30 a.m. "Unfortunately, that student mistook the gas pedal for the brake, sending the car into the building," Seth Tyler of the Bellevue Police told KOMO. Police said the student is a woman in her 20s who is new to the country. She was approaching the end of the test when the accident happened. "She was doing great up until that very last part ... [and she] did drive through a plate glass window, so that was a fail on the test," Tyler noted. 2015-10-17T17:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/14/man-brings-his-gopro-into-a-rattlesnake-pit-because-why-not/2015-10-14T13:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/10/i-had-a-dream-beyonce-got-caught-cheating-with-none-other-than/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/brooklyn-nets-head-coach-jason-kidd-1.jpgbrooklyn-nets-head-coach-jason-kidd-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/beyonce-divorce20.jpgbeyonce-divorce202015-10-10T12:28:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/09/stephen-hawking-like-every-man-says-women-are-the-biggest-mystery-in-the-universe/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/edx-greatest-mysteries-660x330.jpgedx-greatest-mysteries-660x330 Eminent scientist was answering questions posted on the website Reddit He said that despite having a PhD in physics women were still a 'mystery' He also warned AI posed a risk due to 'competence rather than malice' Humans could become insignificant in the face of the goals of AI, he said 2015-10-09T14:47:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/06/back-to-that-peasant-shit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-06-at-11-07-35-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-06 at 11.07.35 PM2015-10-07T03:10:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/06/lady-in-michigan-wins-310-million-in-powerball-shit-was-suppose-to-be-mine/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2d251d8e00000578-3261479-image-m-50_1444153101077.jpg2D251D8E00000578-3261479-image-m-50_1444153101077https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_1500.jpgIMG_1500https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2d25a1cd00000578-3261479-image-a-92_1444159601432.jpg2D25A1CD00000578-3261479-image-a-92_1444159601432A 50-year-old supervisor at a Michigan fiberglass factory said she 'automatically' quit her job after winning the $310.5 million Powerball jackpot. Julie Leach, from Three Rivers, said she was having a 'really bad night' at work when she went to a McDonald's drive thru to get dinner, and decided to check her numbers. To her shock Leach found she had scooped the jackpot, and says she plans to buy a plot of land to build houses for her and her partner of 36 years, and their three children and 11 grandchildren. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261479/Winner-310-5-million-Powerball-ticket-speak-media.html#ixzz3nouYIbv5 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook According to Fox 17, Leach said: 'About 6.30 at night I stopped to get my coffee and got $20 worth of lottery tickets and just went to work. 'I was having a really bad night so I went to McDonald's for lunch and thought I might as well check my own numbers while I'm sitting her and that's when I realized I was the winner. 'I didn't believe it so I had to go back to work and confirm with a couple of people.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261479/Winner-310-5-million-Powerball-ticket-speak-media.html#ixzz3nouik3x0 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Leach added that she woke up partner Vaughn Avery, who works at a metal casing factory, that night to tell him about the win. He told the Detroit Free Press: 'I said, "You're kidding me, get out of here." I thought I was dreaming. She goes "no, we won it." I had to look at it. I looked on her phone, grabbed my phone, pulled the website up. I just couldn't believe it. 'I said, "I really need to go back to bed to get up for work." She said, "You don't ever have to go to work."' Leach told ABC that Avery has tried proposing to her several times in the past, but she has always refused, pointing to her friends who have gotten divorced, saying the pressure would be too much. She added that she might be open to an offer now, but 'he would have to sign a pre-nup' first. Leach added that she is still in shock after her win, saying she didn't go to sleep for 'over 30 hours' after discovering her windfall. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261479/Winner-310-5-million-Powerball-ticket-speak-media.html#ixzz3noulmgdb Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Leach said the decision to quit her job was 'automatic' after her win, and that she called her boss who was only holiday in Spain to tell him 'I don't need that pay rise anymore' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261479/Winner-310-5-million-Powerball-ticket-speak-media.html#ixzz3nouqkfZb Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook She added: '"I’m going to take care of my kids. I don’t want them to work the way I had to work and deal with the things I had to deal with in life. 'I want to make it a good life for them and take care of them.' She regularly buys around $20 of lottery tickets, and ups that if the jackpot is especially large, and also takes part in a work pool. But despite spreading her odds, she says she never expected to win herself, and now also plans to go traveling. Asked where she might go, a smiling Leach responded: 'Wherever we want.' Leach said she has also hired a financial adviser to help her make the most of the money, saying she has 'no idea' what to do with so much cash. She chose to take a lump sum of prize of $197.4 million, or $140 million after taxes. The winning numbers were 21, 39, 40, 55 and 59, with a Powerball of 17. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261479/Winner-310-5-million-Powerball-ticket-speak-media.html#ixzz3noutOIEM Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2015-10-06T20:56:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/06/freedom-finally-some-decent-internet-speeds/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/k0kjky-1.jpgk0kjky-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/k0kjky.jpgk0kjkyhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-06-at-3-31-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-06 at 3.31.29 PM2015-10-06T19:50:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/ekblad-and-jagr-crushing-the-hair-game-this-season/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cqkvzprxaaidief.jpgCQkvzPrXAAIdiEFMake sure to check out the winter issue of @VeniceMagFTL to see @Ekblad5FLA! pic.twitter.com/7bE7JXCU3Z2015-10-05T20:47:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/the-dolphins-media-saga-continues-tannehill-apparently-not-happy-hes-throwing-picks-to-the-practice-squad/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-05-at-3-01-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-05 at 3.01.56 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-05-at-2-57-01-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-05 at 2.57.01 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-05-at-12-25-44-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-05 at 12.25.44 PM2015-10-05T19:03:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/breaking-welp-philbins-officially-out/2015-10-05T16:18:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/james-bond-looking-good-in-retirement/2015-10-05T16:07:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/another-one-of-ed-lees-ideas-coming-to-life-with-out-me-practically/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1038971-0-20151001163815.jpeg1038971-0-20151001163815(CNN)Plastic, long considered nonbiodegradable and one of the biggest contributors to global pollution, might have met its match: The small, brownish, squirmy mealworm. Researchers have learned that the mealworm can live on a diet of Styrofoam and other types of plastic. Inside the mealworm's gut are microorganisms that are able to biodegrade polyethylene, a common form of plastic, according to new studies published in Environmental Science and Technology by co-authors Professor Jun Yang and his doctorate student Yu Yang of Beihang University, and Stanford University engineer Wei-Min Wu. "The findings are revolutionary. This is one of the biggest breakthroughs in environmental science in the past 10 years," Wu said in an interview with CNN. He added that the findings could help solve the plastic pollution problem affecting the world. The research documented 100 mealworms that consumed 34 to 39 milligrams of Styrofoam, which is about the weight of a pill, every day. Scientists also paid attention to the mealworms' overall health and saw larvae that ate a diet subsisting strictly of Styrofoam were as healthy as mealworms eating a normal diet of bran. Researchers found that mealworms transformed the plastic they ate into carbon dioxide, worm biomass and biodegradable waste. This waste seemed safe to use in soil for plants and even crops, the studies said. Being able to find insects that can safely degrade plastic is critical to potential pollution management because other insects such as cockroaches can also consume plastic, but they have not shown biodegradation, Wu said. 2015-10-05T15:36:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/the-dolphins-stink-in-america-and-in-the-uk/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/appletons_ponce_de_leon_juan.jpgAppletons'_Ponce_de_Leon_Juan"Sera esta la tierra donde puedo encontrar la Trophy de la Lombardi." Rough Translation: "Is this the land which holds the Lombardi trophy?"https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ndamukong-suh.jpgNdamukong-Suhhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-04-at-5-11-01-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-04 at 5.11.01 PMIt was an extremely tense week in London surrounding the Miami Dolphins prior to them being embarrassed by the New York Jets and subsequently firing coach Joe Philbin upon their return to the United States. Frustrations have been mounting for weeks, and escalated Saturday during practice prior to the game. Philbin has also been struggling on how to handle his franchise quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, who had been getting rattled even in practice sessions. On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: “Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy.” Sources say this has been going on for the past few weeks as the practice squad players have been intercepting Tannehill and frustrating the former Texas A&M wide receiver turned quarterback. The frustration for Tannehill stemmed from the entire situation as well as the Dolphins haven’t won a game since the season-opener. Tannehill is an extremely competitive person, and the struggles of the offense have angered him significantly. Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback’s confidence. However, that didn’t prove to be an effective strategy. Follow me on Twitter: @AaronWilson_NFLhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/599x337.jpg599x337https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/joephilbinmiamidolphinsrookiecampd754hxbic2ol.jpgJoe+Philbin+Miami+Dolphins+Rookie+Camp+d754hXbIc2olhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/joe-philbin-rapping-ftr_17c8rowngy341rbx9x4nybalv.jpgjoe-philbin-rapping-ftr_17c8rowngy341rbx9x4nybalvThe Miami Dolphins fired coach Joe Philbin on Monday after a 1-3 start to the season, league sources confirmed to ESPN. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel had earlier reported Philbin's firing. Philbin, 24-28 in Miami since taking over in 2012, became the first head coach in the NFL to lose his job this season. The Dolphins entered this year with high expectations but looked mostly uninspired and disorganized during their current three-game losing streak. Miami has been outscored 91-48 during that stretch. Philbin met with Dolphins owner Stephen Ross on Sunday in London after a 27-14 loss to the New York Jets, and said afterward that he was confident in his job security. Ross, however, had other thoughts once the team returned to the United States. Dolphins tight ends coach Dan Campbell will serve as Miami's interim head coach for the remainder of the season. The Dolphins have been awful on both sides of the football. Miami is ranked No. 23 in total offense and No. 30 in total defense, including dead last against the run at 160.5 rushing yards per game despite the addition of Pro Bowl defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. Philbin is 4-8 in his past 12 games dating back to last season. Philbin survived the Dolphins' bullying scandal two years ago and the team's late-season collapses in 2013 and 2014. He received a contract extension earlier this year that will pay him through the 2016 season.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-05-at-9-12-22-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-05 at 9.12.22 AM2015-10-05T14:50:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/study-at-fsu-says-doing-dishes-relieve-stress/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dish.jpgdish(NEWSER) – Washing the dishes can be a calming activity, and not just because it's repetitive. Reporting in the journal Mindfulness, Florida State University researchers say that those who do it mindfully (i.e., really smelling the soap, sensing the water temperature) enjoy increased feelings of inspiration and decreased nervousness. Not only that, but the participants who didn't practice mindfulness didn't reap any benefits. "It appears that an everyday activity approached with intentionality and awareness may enhance the state of mindfulness," they conclude. To test this, researchers recruited 51 students to wash dishes, having half first read this brief mindfulness dishwashing passage written by Thich Nhat Hanh and the other half first read a few descriptive lines about dishwashing. The mindfulness passage includes the lines: "The fact that I am standing there and washing is a wondrous reality. I'm being completely myself, following my breath, conscious of my presence, and conscious of my thoughts and actions. There's no way I can be tossed around mindlessly like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves." The study is small, but the research suggests that mindfulness can be achievable through the most mundane, everyday activities, reports Time, turning chores into a chance to potentially lower stress levels. For better or worse, the researchers also noted that the "mindful dishwashers" reported overestimations of dishwashing time. (This study suggests you give up your dishwasher.) 2015-10-05T02:24:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/05/this-leopard-with-its-head-stuck-in-a-pot-is-exactly-how-i-feel-today/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-04-at-9-41-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-04 at 9.41.02 PM1 October 2015 Last updated at 07:57 BST An unlucky leopard got its head stuck in a metal pot after wandering into a North Indian village on Wednesday. Local media reported that the leopard was thirsty and had become stuck after trying to drink water from the pot. It took forest officials more than six hours to tranquilise and free the leopard from the pot. The animal was later released back into the wild. 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Sure, fashion, technology and architecture change over time, as do standards of etiquette, not to mention ways of carrying oneself in the public sphere. But the modern man will take the bits from the past that strike him as relevant and blend them with the stuff of today.2015-10-01T21:53:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/10/01/fox-released-a-trailer-for-the-x-files-season-and-im-not-sure-how-i-should-feel-about-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-01-at-9-54-22-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-10-01 at 9.54.22 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/simpsons_fbi_mulder_scully_ausweise.pngsimpsons_fbi_mulder_scully_ausweise2015-10-01T14:51:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/30/in-case-youre-wondering-why-i-havent-been-on-the-blog-as-much-its-because-my-internet-speed-is-slower-than-a-koala-bear/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tvpad_tv.pngTVpad_TVhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tvpad_logo_8-0_.jpgTVPAD_LOGO_8.0_https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/products_3.jpgProducts_3https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/l5kt6.jpgl5kT6https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ad0817_001.jpgad0817_001https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-11-19-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 11.19.22 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-10-52-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 10.52.50 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-10-47-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 10.47.12 PM2015-10-01T03:57:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/30/millionaire-european-in-hollywood-is-throwing-playboy-type-parties-and-neighbors-are-getting-angry-about-itjealous/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-39-16-am1.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.39.16 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-38-51-am1.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.38.51 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-39-16-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.39.16 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-39-02-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.39.02 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-38-51-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.38.51 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-30-at-9-36-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-30 at 9.36.15 AM Keeping up with the Jones in one ritzy Los Angeles neighborhood may require a lion, Ferrari and endless, bikini-clad babes. A so-called "party house" in the opulent Hollywood Hills is drawing heat over the latest renters' larger than life ways. Upset neighbors, speaking to local news stations, said their area is known for vivacious parties, which have led to years of complaints. But latest renter Bastion Yotta, who offers an unconventional kind of life counseling inside the 10-bedroom mansion, says it's the previous owners who are giving him a bad rap. "They're thinking that this is the new Playboy mansion," Yotta told the Daily News of his current home which features a glitzy photo of him and his stunning wife Maria stretched across their garage door. "Before we moved in it was a party house. The owner rented it out for one weekend or two weekends at a time," he said. Consequently, those people "don't care about the neighborhood." Back in June, Yotta admits that he threw a 350-guest, red carpet housewarming party which featured a caged lion and live music. But he said he provided a shuttle service to limit guests from clogging up the narrow streets and the pool parties he's since thrown have had around 50 guests. "Maybe the neighbors are seeing beautiful girls walking in, walking out; maybe some of them get jealous," he suggested of his critics who he urged to "ring my bell" if they have a problem. "Always, communication between human beings is the best solution," he said. "If you have a problem, tell me." Because ultimately, Yotta has no plans to stop. On his Instagram and Facebook page, the self-help guru with six-pack abs regularly posts eye-opening shots of scantily clad women, sports cars, piles of cash, and snaps with celebrities including Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yotta said that he lives with a positive outlook every day and hopes his flashy photos will draw people toward living like him. "If you see my Instagram, it's not about boobs and ass or tits and ass," he said. "I recommend books. I try to use beautiful girls as a Trojan horse." For the last five years the former CEO and business owner said he's taken in gorgeous, female clients in need of help for two to four weeks at a time while coaching them for free. He said it started out with some of his wife's female friends needing help. After he found success and pleasure in helping them, eventually he branched out and offered to help others. He's now considering reality show offers. Why only beautiful women is a decision made by Yotta and his wife. He said that not only do they both feel more comfortable about filling the home overnight with women, opposed to men, but sometimes it's the beautiful women who have it the hardest. "People think 'oh she's beautiful, everything's easy.' She's afraid of the future, just like anybody else," he said. He pointed out one former resident, a high-profile model he declined to identify, who described her time with Yotta as life-saving. "She said to me, if I wasn't in your mansion I would totally think of suicide," he said of the woman. "People don't see the person behind. I helped her become independent of other people." "It's not important what other people think of you. It's important how you think about yourself," he said. As far as what Yotta's landlord, Patrick Fitzgerald, thinks about the couple's flashy lifestyle, he's all in — as long as they pay their rent. "You've got to let people that are renting a big, beautiful mansion and are paying a lot do whatever they want," he told KTLA. 2015-09-30T15:17:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/30/any-readers-in-pensacola-this-weekend-that-mightve-seen-this-woman-with-her-neck-gashed-as-she-continued-walking-with-crimson-red-blood-bleeding-all-over-her/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-29-at-10-27-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-29 at 10.27.20 PM Woman walks Down Street With A huge Cut In Her Neck, Ignores Pleas From Passers By To Stop. Pensacola, FL 9/25/2015 [credit: James Smith / licensing@viralhog.com] VIDEO LINK HERE ----> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b97_1443283096#YhQLltSqCjBQpyLd.992015-09-30T13:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/30/apparently-people-discovered-a-glowing-turtle/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/f953b8e7d47ca7a67ef1758f3597f6c4.jpgf953b8e7d47ca7a67ef1758f3597f6c42015-09-30T05:27:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/29/ekblad-sniping-targets-in-military-camo-gets-me-going/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ekblad-640x429.jpgekblad-640x429Come and Get Them indeedhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-29-at-7-24-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-29 at 7.24.48 PMWhen Xerxes offered to spare the lives of Leonidas, his 300 personal bodyguards and a handful of Thebans and others who volunteered to defend their country, if they would lay down their arms, Leonidas shouted these two words back. Molon Labe!2015-09-30T02:02:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/29/incase-any-peasants-want-to-pretend-to-be-sophisticated-burger-king-released-a-wine-dubbed-the-whopper-wine/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wine1.jpgwine1Burger King has been going to great lengths for attention. After calling out McDonald's for a Whopper-Big Mac mash-up and putting patties on tomato buns, the fast-food brand has become a little ludicrous with its new ideas. And its latest does not disappoint. Introducing Whopper Wine, a Spanish vino that's been aged in flame-grilled wooden barrels and supposedly pairs perfectly with the chain's hallmark burger. It might sound outlandish to us but this is actually a nod to Burger King's roots in Spain. After opening its first location in the country back in 1975, the brand immediately added wine to its menu to appeal to locals. Now, to celebrate its 40th anniversary in Spain, Burger King crafted its own red wine to honor its tagline that "fire is what we do best." The bottles have been designed with the minimalist green, red, brown, and tan stripes emblazoned on the chain's paper take-out bags. And the wine on the inside them has been aging in wooden barrels that were first grilled over a flame, infusing a charred flavor that apparently complements the Whopper and "enhances its flavor."2015-09-29T23:27:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/29/how-about-this-lady-leaving-50k-to-her-nail-technician-doorman-and-hair-stylist-in-her-will/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/last_will_and_testament.jpgLast_will_and_testamentNew York City heiress Kaaren Parker Gray's handwritten will left generous donations to the people who took care of her, including $50,000 each to her hairdresser and manicurist. Gray, 72, distributed part of her millions to Jenny Kim, a Korean immigrant who had been doing the heiress's nails for years, the New York Daily News reported exclusively. Kim, 60, told the Daily News she was saddened to learn of her long-time client's death of a heart attack on Aug. 24, and was surprised to receive a letter about her inheritance. In her will, Gray left the money to Kim for "her love and devotion." "I feel good that she remembered me like that – not for the money. She enjoyed having a massage on her hands and legs. She liked it nice and quiet so she could relax," Kim told the newspaper. “She was a nice lady, very kind." The Daily News said Gray's 10-page will, which was not witnessed, left sums to many people in her life, including her three stepchildren, $10,000 to her housekeeper, $50,000 to her stylist Elie Camara from Frederic Fekkai on Fifth Ave., and $50,000 to "my favorite coat check woman at Fekkai." Of Camara, Gray wrote, "Forever grateful for his friendship, and perfect hair. $50,000 toward a fabulous car!" The casual will listed some people without last names, the Daily News reported. Although it's unclear the extent of Gray's fortune, she made about $3 million in bequests in her will, including donations to the Heard Museum of Arizona and the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The Daily News spoke with the "favorite coat woman," Fabiola Correra, 68, who was stunned to find out about the money Gray left her. "She loved me a lot, she was so sweet with me, but I don't expect this. For me it was a big surprise," she said. Questions over the legality of the will have arisen, and the Daily News said it's possible those listed may never see the money, depending on whether other wills exist or family members object to the distributions. 2015-09-29T12:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/26/i-need-this-costanza-napping-desk-so-bad/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nap-desk.jpgNap-DeskEver feel like you spend so much time in your office that you might a swell sleep there? Well, now there's a space-saving desk which ingeniously allows you to do just that. But you might not want to tell the boss about it in case you start getting more overtime. A Greek architect has designed the desk which converts to a bed, just the thing for those late-night office sessions. They told Archilovers : "The main concept was to comment on the fact that many times our lives are 'shrinking' in order to fit into the confined space of our office. "Eventually, I realized that each civilization may have a very different perception of things depending on its social context."2015-09-26T04:19:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/25/girl-finds-a-tortoise-on-land-tries-to-save-it-by-tossing-it-into-a-lake-unfortunately-tortoise-sinks-to-the-bottom/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gopherus_polyphemus_tomfriedel.jpgGopherus_polyphemus_TomfriedelOrlando Weekly- Gopher tortoises don't swim. They sink. However, a recent SnapChat from a Florida woman shows her "saving" a poor gopher tortoise by hurling it into a lake. "Here's a little note to self to anyone who finds a turtle – save it. Don't just leave it on the road. They're so cute," says the woman, holding the doomed reptile. "Turtle saving is a hobby," she proclaims before sending the little guy to a watery grave. Apparently Floridians tossing gopher tortoises into water is a recurring problem. This unfortunate turtle death comes only 5 months after a string of incidents where people "helped" tortoises into the ocean. News13 even ran a story titled, "Gopher tortoises don't swim. Don't help them into the ocean." According to the the FWC, gopher tortoises are a threatened species and are currently protected under Florida state law. 2015-09-26T03:01:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/25/fighter-in-the-ring-farts-in-opponents-face-opponent-proceeds-to-vomit/2023-07-29T17:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/25/fuck-these-animal-rights-activist-who-just-up-and-stole-this-homeless-mans-dog/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/teaser-outcry-after-puppy-taken-from-homeless-man.jpgTEASER-Outcry-after-puppy-taken-from-homeless-manThis is the heartbreaking moment a homeless man weeps while his beloved dog is taken away by animal rights activists. The video shows three activists taking away the dog in central Paris in front of shocked onlookers. And since emerging online the video has sparked outrage as viewers were moved by the homeless man's emotional response. He can be seen crying while a woman is heard telling the activists: "You don't have the right to do this!" The man who filmed the footage over the weekend, Nghi Le Duc, said the activists from Cause Animale Nord acted "violently" and "mercilessly". He added that they acted "without pity". "I was shocked when I saw this scene in the streets of Paris," he said. However Cause Animale Nord has defended its actions, claiming the homeless man had drugged the dog - saying that the puppy had dilated pupils. They also added that the dog was not vaccinated or chipped, which is illegal in France. Since the video emerged online a petition has been set up and signed by 60,000 people calling for the actions of the charity to be probed.Petitioners claim that the activists went "too far". There are also calls for the charity to prove that the animal had been drugged. The petition added: "Nowhere [in the group's rules] is it stated that they have the right to remove without notice any animal or that is what they did by attacking a homeless violently to take his pet [a puppy]."2015-09-25T14:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/25/some-bangladesh-islamist-group-made-a-hit-list-comprised-of-secular-bloggers/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_inline_ng85a4gbda1rb3zrl.pngtumblr_inline_ng85a4gBDA1rb3zrl (CNN)Islamic extremists in Bangladesh appear to be taking their war on secular writers and bloggers beyond the South Asian country's borders. A hit list purporting to be from the militant group Ansarullah Bangla Team has been sent out threatening people in Europe and North America. "Let Bangladesh revoke the citizenship of these enemies of Islam," a statement accompanying the list says. "If not, we will hunt them down in whatever part of God's world we find them and kill them right there." The list contains nine people in the United Kingdom, eight in Germany, two in the United States, one in Canada and one in Sweden. CNN isn't reporting any of the names on the list.2015-09-25T06:24:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/25/man-dresses-as-zombie-to-prank-scare-someone-ends-up-getting-knocked-the-fuck-out-and-shot-with-a-pellet-gun/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2cb4201000000578-0-image-m-45_1443086416552.jpg2CB4201000000578-0-image-m-45_1443086416552https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2cb4200c00000578-0-image-m-46_1443086425972.jpg2CB4200C00000578-0-image-m-46_1443086425972https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2cb41fff00000578-0-image-m-43_1443086394650.jpg2CB41FFF00000578-0-image-m-43_1443086394650https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2cb41ffb00000578-0-image-m-44_1443086404550.jpg2CB41FFB00000578-0-image-m-44_14430864045502015-09-25T05:44:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/24/weve-got-another-publix-fight-and-i-dont-like-it-one-bit/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-24-at-10-53-25-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-24 at 10.53.25 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/publix1.gifpublix1 TEMPLE TERRACE, Fla. - A viewer took video when a fight broke out at Publix in Temple Terrace. Jessica Jordan was at Publix, and grabbed her camera phone when the fight broke out. Jordan said the fight started when an older gentleman was being loud, obnoxious, and rude to deli employees. Other shoppers took offense and exchanged words with him. The viral video shows it ended in a group brawl with people being chased around the deli and out of the store. Publix released an official statement: “An altercation occurred involving our customers. A couple of our associates placed themselves in harm’s way attempting to break it up. Fortunately, no injuries occurred. The safety and well-being of our associates and customers is our first priority. We’re very disappointed the incident escalated as it did, but thankful no one was injured.” WATCH in the video player HERE 2015-09-24T14:54:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/chocolate-plant-worker-wants-to-get-fired-calls-a-bomb-threat/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-23-at-6-42-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-23 at 6.42.51 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1037745-0-20150923112201.jpeg1037745-0-20150923112201(NEWSER) – Police say a Vermont chocolate factory worker hated his job and wanted to get fired, so he did the first thing that came to mind: He called in a bomb threat. Police say 22-year-old Kristofer Pregent stole a co-worker's cellphone and made the false threat under a different worker's name Monday night at the Barry Callebaut chocolate factory in St. Albans. Police say Pregent then threw the cellphone in a toilet tank. He first told police he received a bomb threat, then later said that didn't happen. He told officers he was unhappy with his job and wanted out. Pregent was charged with false public alarm, petit larceny, and unlawful mischief. Presumably, he'll be getting his wish about the firing.2015-09-23T22:47:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/apparently-were-not-gonna-feel-fall-here-in-south-florida-until-like-a-week-before-christmas/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-23-at-5-13-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-23 at 5.13.16 PMAutumn may officially begin on September 22 or 23 each year, but it often feels like the weather takes a few weeks to get the memo. Here at TIME Labs, we were curious when it begins to actually feel like fall around the country. To do so, we looked at 21 years of data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, defining autumn as the first five consecutive days in which the high was lower than 70 percent of a region’s yearly range in temperatures. (For example, a place with yearly lows of 10 and yearly highs of 90 would have a “fall line” of 66 degrees, which is 70 percent of the distance between those extremes.) Enter your city or county below to see when you can expect cooler weather in your neighborhood.2015-09-23T21:38:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/dominos-driver-accidentally-delivered-1200-bucks-to-a-customer-because-the-money-was-in-a-pizza-box-marked-chicken-wings/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-23-at-4-32-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-23 at 4.32.34 PMHP- Hiding nearly $1,300 in cash in a box marked "chicken wings" might seem like a great way to safely get money to the bank, but only if you don't accidentally deliver it to a customer. A Domino's in Berkeley, California, made just such a delivery on Friday, and the customer didn't even open the box right away. Mike Vegas, a bartender at AT&T Park in San Francisco, told NBC Bay Area he thought he was going to have the night off so he ordered some pizza and wings. But when he got called into work, he stuck the box of wings in the fridge unopened. "I got off work really late, and when I came back home I found the cash in the delivery box -- a refrigerated deposit," Vegas told the station. "I was rubbing my eyes at 5 a.m., laughing at myself." Vegas said the driver had called looking for the missing money, but since he had been at work, he ignored the calls. Vegas posted an image on Facebook showing two stacks of bills -- one containing $666, the other $633: Vegas seemed inclined to return the money from the beginning, using the hashtag #karmatest. "Of course there's a long list of people arguing you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it, you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it," he told KGO, the local ABC station. "I wanted to keep it, believe me. But I can't, I can't do that." Some of Vegas' friends also worried that the driver would lose his job over the botched delivery. "Driver is safe and keeps his job, money is back at Dominoes, I was offered free pizza for a year," Vegas wrote in an update. "Bonus- karma should drop by my place soon." Domino's was also happy they got their dough back. "Thank you so much for this," general manager Zia Mumtaz said when Vegas returned the cash, according to KGO. "Honest people are hard to find these days." 2015-09-23T20:44:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/apparently-people-arent-that-crazy-about-pumpkin-spice-lattes-kinda-like-ive-said-the-whole-time/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/psl.jpegpsl(NEWSER) – You'd think our pumpkin latte obsession would have to be pretty bad to warrant a study on their sales, but it turns out most of us like a taste only about once every season. Market research firm NPD Group reviewed fall and winter receipts from some 35,000 diners last year to find 72% of people who indulged in a pumpkin latte did so only once; 20% bought two, while 8% bought three or more, reports the Chicago Tribune. You might be surprised given that pumpkin flavor appears in everything from yogurt to beer and at places like Dunkin' Donuts and McDonald's. But it turns out the real perk to having a pumpkin drink on the menu is that it brings in new customers who keep coming back. Still, it doesn't hurt that those who do buy the limited-edition drink spend more than those who avoid it: Pumpkin latte buyers paid out $7.81 on average, compared to $6.67 for other consumers. People who bought another seasonal beverage, the white mocha, spent even more: $8.37 on average as opposed to $6.84 for buyers who purchased something else. The higher tallies tended to involve food purchases, notes NPD Group. "We do see more chains trying to drive visits with these special limited-time offers," says Warren Solochek of NPD Group. "It gives chains a chance to talk about themselves." While the study focused on beverages, Solochek notes seasonal food items, like the McRib at McDonald's, likely enjoy similar success. While the short offer period limits how many times consumers will actually get a taste, "one thing the McRib does is generate a ton of positive press for McDonald's," he says. "It's one of those promotions that McDonald's does really well." (Until recently, Starbucks' pumpkin latte didn't include real pumpkin.) 2015-09-23T16:52:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/vengeful-dog-breeder-secretly-neuteres-a-now-rival-dog/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2ca7a68d00000578-3244854-image-m-27_1442957271509.jpg2CA7A68D00000578-3244854-image-m-27_1442957271509https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bichon_frisecc81_-_studdogbichon.jpgBichon_Frisé_-_studdogbichonA Minnesota dog owner says a 'vengeful' breeder who neutered his champion Bichon Frisé without his knowledge should pay damages and return vials of the animal's frozen semen. John Wangsness says his dog Beau Lemon was neutered in July 2013 without the approval of him and his wife Mary. Beau was the second best of his breed in the nation before his retirement in 2012. The Star Tribune says the Wangsnesses have filed a lawsuit in Ramsey County, Minnesota court alleging breeder Vickie Halstead neutered Beau in retaliation for their attempts to breed him twice without her approval. In the show-dog world, breeding rights are usually shared between the owner and breeder. The Wangsnesses, both doctors, decided to buy Beau for $3,000 in 2009, after spotting some of Halstead's dogs at a dog show in the St Paul Rivercenter. Now 7 years old, Beau was about 2 months old at the time. The couple and Halstead bonded over their love of dogs, and became friendly. So the couple were completely taken by surprise in July 2013, when Halstead allegedly picked up the dog, telling them she wanted to breed him, and instead found out that the dog had been neutered. 'I don’t think, in their wildest dreams, they would have imagined this happening,' the Wangsnesses’ attorney, Larry Leventhal, told the Tribune. Halstead's attorney, Joseph Crosby, claims that his client had to neuter the dog after its health deteriorated in the care of the Wangnesses. In Halstead's counter claim, she claims that the Wangsnesses neglected the dog, leaving Beau with dental disease, low sperm count, impacted anal glands and an unhealthy coat. The response doesn't explain why neutering was necessary to treat these alleged health issues. Crosby goes on to say that there 'no factual basis' for the lawsuit's claims and that the semen being stored at a veterinary clinic in Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota actually belongs to Beau's brother, named Beau Jangles. John Wangsness wants more than $50,000 in damages and about eight vials of what's believed to be Beau's frozen semen, each worth about $3,000. He also wants justice for his wife, who he says never recovered her health after learning that Beau had been neutered. 'After hearing about the neutering, and I’m not overstating things at all, Mary literally cried and stayed in bed for three weeks. She never bounced back,' Mr Wangsnesses said. Mrs Wangsness suffered from a form of Parkinsons and died this past March. Attorneys for both John Wangsnesses and Halstead are scheduled to meet Tuesday to discuss a settlement. 2015-09-23T16:23:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/23/real-or-fake-ghost-house-has-some-freaky-stuff-going-on/2015-09-23T15:48:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/22/apparently-the-panthers-victory-song-last-year-was-truffle-butter/2015-09-23T02:45:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/22/random-i-have-a-diabolical-craving-for-a-kit-kat-bar-right-now/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kitkat.jpgKitKathttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kitkat-1.jpgkitkat-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kitkat_2137105b.jpgkitkat_2137105bhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20110307-norway-kvikk-lunsj-kit-kat-stacked-cut.jpg20110307-norway-kvikk-lunsj-kit-kat-stacked-cut2015-09-23T01:21:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/22/looks-like-we-got-ourselves-another-blood-rave-and-its-in-america/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bladerave-590x330.jpgbladerave-590x330Source- After news of the Blood Rave in Amsterdam swept across social media a few weeks ago, news of an identically inclined blood rave will take place during New York’s Comic Con, featuring electronic music pioneers The Crystal Method as headliners, as well as featuring Pictureplane, The Dance Cartel, A Place Both Wonderful And Strange, and DJ Choyce Hacks. The party will also include sword fighting, cosplay actors, a chill-out room based on the hyper-modern apartment of Blade villain Deacon Frost, and several secret guests. Since this is America, fake blood will be used – a proprietary combination that Thump was able to try out first hand last Friday at a press preview. The party is being put on by BBQ Films, who specialize in “transforming iconic movie scenes into immersive parties.” They’ve recreated the going-out-of-business party from Empire Records, and this latest venture is sure to match expectations. If you’d like to attend, tickets are available here. Blade Rave will take place on October 9, 2015 at New York’s Terminal 5. THUMP readers get reduced-cost tickets with the discount code “IMMERSIVECINEMA”.2015-09-22T22:20:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/22/in-case-you-were-wondering-if-45-panes-of-bullet-proof-glass-was-enough-to-stop-an-rpg/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-22-at-2-11-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-22 at 2.11.48 PM16' bulletproof glass vs RPG-7 image: http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/hd_video_icon.jpg 45-layers/16 inches bulletproof glass, have been tested vs anti-tank rocket launcher RPG-7 Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e10_1442846482#TuSKU0Dy0grEs3Hp.992015-09-22T18:26:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/18/little-panthers-update-heading-into-training-camp/2015-09-18T18:16:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/18/man-lets-bees-sting-his-penis-and-body-in-the-name-of-science-and-some-fake-award/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bee-stings-where-it-hurts-most-to-be-stung-by-a-bee.jpgBee-stings-Where-it-hurts-most-to-be-stung-by-a-beehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/michael-smith.jpgMichael-SmithA man has earned scientific recognition after he agreed to let a bee sting him on his penis in the name of research. Michael L Smith let the insects loose on his own body, ending up with stings on his male appendage and 24 other places. His dedication to the cause earned Smith an Ig Nobel prize for physiology and entomology. The Ig Nobel prizes seek to celebrate achievements that first make people laugh and then make them think, as a spoof on the more serious Nobel Prize awarded in Sweden, which will be announced next month. The annual prizes, meant to entertain and encourage global research and innovation, are awarded by the Annals of Improbable Research. But although Smith, from Cornell University, in Ithaca, New York, carefully arranged for honey bees to sting him repeatedly on 25 different locations on his body to learn about pain, he ended up sharing the gong with another researcher. On his research, Smith explained: "If you’re stung in the nose and the penis, you’re going to want more stings to the penis, over the nose –if you’re forced to choose. "There’s definitely no crossing of wires of pleasure and pain down there. It’s painful. Getting stung on the nose is a whole body ­experience. Your body really reacts. You’re sneezing and wheezing and snot is just dribbling out. It’s electric and pulsating." But perhaps even more galling was that his Ig Nobel prize is jointly awarded to Justin Schmidt, for painstakingly creating the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, which rates the relative pain people feel when stung by various insects. Smith, who previously studied bee-keeping at Atlantic College in Cowbridge near Cardiff, took agitated bees in forceps and applied them to 25 different areas of his body. He then rated the resulting pain from zero to ten. His injuries on the skull, middle toe tip, and upper arm were ruled the least painful and on the nostril, upper lip, and penis shaft were the most painful. Marc Abrahams, awards founder closed the awards event with the customary punchline: "If you didn't win an Ig Nobel prize tonight - and especially if you did - better luck next year." Other prizes for unusual exploits include the chemistry prize given to Callum Ormonde and Colin Raston from Australia, and Tom Yuan, Stephan Kudlacek, Sameeran Kunche, Joshua N. Smith, William A. Brown, Kaitlin Pugliese, Tivoli Olsen, Mariam Iftikhar, Gregory Weiss [USA], for inventing a chemical recipe to partially un-boil an egg. Among the 10 awards, three went to teams of researchers that revealed that nearly all mammals regardless of size take about 21 seconds to pee, showed it is possible to partially un-boil an egg with chemicals, and used math to determine how a North African emperor from the 17th century fathered 888 children in just 30 years. Other teams earned prizes for attaching a weighted stick to a chicken's rear end to demonstrate how dinosaurs might have walked, and for showing that acute appendicitis can be diagnosed by how much pain a patient feels when driven over speed bumps. Former winners of real Nobels handed out the spoof awards at the ceremony at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, organised by Marc Abrahams, editor of the Annals. The ceremony included a three-act mini-opera about a competition between the world's millions of species to determine which one is the best.2015-09-18T16:58:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/18/this-bird-is-just-not-cut-out-for-the-wild/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-18-at-11-56-50-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-18 at 11.56.50 AM Bird Rescue Release Fail Having recently rescued and cared for the injured bird, it was time for its release into the wild ..... however, not quite everything went according to plan. No, it did not flyded.2015-09-18T16:17:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/17/ucf-puppy-is-going-to-graduate-and-have-an-awesome-time/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-17-at-12-25-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-17 at 12.25.20 PMORLANDO, Fla. - There is a new student enrolled at the University of Central Florida this semester. She might be young and even a bit furry, but that isn't stopping the pup from working toward her own very special degree. The puppy, 5-month-old Robin, is the first assistance dog in training living on the UCF campus. It's all part of a new partnership UCF has with Canine Companions for Independence. Robin's roommate and student trainer is sophomore Morgan Bell, who will volunteer her time over the next year training Robin on over 30 commands and basic obedient skills, including walking on a leash and behaving in public.Bell explained the first time she saw Robin. "She was just this sleepy little nugget," Bell said. "Like, she was in her kennel and all curled up. It was love at first sight." Bell rattled off the commands Robin knows?. "So far she knows her name, down, sit, dress, kennel," Bell said. The dynamic duo will be seen around campus as Robin learns to socialize in different environments. It can include meeting strangers, attending classes and other social situations, giving her the opportunity to experience the real world around her. "We raise assistant dogs to individuals with developmental disabilities or other injuries," said LeAnn Sieffereman, Canine Companion's Puppy Program manager. So the duo will have to part ways eventually, as Robin will move on to care and support someone in need. ?"Just thinking she is going to go and help someone else is, she's given me, and I want her to give that to someone, too," Bell said. ? Robin will stay at UCF for another year before she graduates to her master's degree and then hopefully finds a match.2015-09-17T16:49:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/17/1300/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/635778387302004868-12020041-10155938305105408-1038342168126060781-n.jpg635778387302004868-12020041-10155938305105408-1038342168126060781-nARVADA - An Arvada resident woke up to find an unexpected visitor in the bathroom Sunday. A bullsnake - which may have come in through the venting system - was making itself at home. Sherri Lombard, who lives near 67th Avenue and Lupine Street, called animal management. But not before doing what any rational person would do. "I heard hissing, and I thought it was the commode leaking, and I started to walk in and I heard the snake rise up, and started to strike, so that's when I backed up and screamed," Lombard said. "I shut that bathroom door and said 'I'm never going in there again,' which means I have one less bathroom to clean." The snake was removed from the home and set free in a nearby park.2016-04-06T11:56:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/man-finds-pig-with-blue-fat-aka-alien-pig/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/6179bc90-ca92-4cd2-b45d-f48eaeb73d01-bluefatpig_60506.jpg6179bc90-ca92-4cd2-b45d-f48eaeb73d01-bluefatpig_60506MORGAN HILL, Calif. (KABC) --Ranchers in Northern California shot a wild pig and ended up finding its meat surrounded by Smurf-blue fat. A user on Imgur posted photos and a short explanation of the bizarre discovery at their in-laws' Morgan Hill ranch. The couple cut open the pig, drained most of the blood and were startled to see fluorescent blue fat peeking out of the incision. User GlendilTEK said the ranchers are aware blue pigmentation could be caused by copper poisoning, but there are only old mercury mine shafts near the property. Other wild pigs that were shot by the couple did not have neon blue fat. Samples of the fat were sent off to UC Davis for testing.2015-09-16T17:48:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/r-i-p-to-brazil-national-football-team-superfan-clovis-acosta-fernandes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-16-at-11-38-58-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-16 at 11.38.58 AMMetro- One of the images of the 2014 World Cup was of megafan Fernandes clinging on to his replica trophy while Brazil collapsed to a 7-1 semi-final defeat to Germany. The photograph immediately exploded on social media and Fernandes became something of a celebrity. It later emerged that he had attended various World Cups since 1990 after leaving his job as a pizza restaurant owner. With his wife’s permission, the Selecao’s most famous fan went on to dedicate his life to following Brazil. According to Brazilian outlet Globo, he died after a nine year battle with cancer.2015-09-16T15:53:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/man-gets-his-penis-burnt-because-he-might-have-cheated-on-his-wife/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/0000315_philips-hair-straightener-hp8333.png0000315_philips-hair-straightener-hp8333A woman burnt her boyfriend’s penis with her hair straighteners… and he let her do it. Why? Because Bronwyn Parker, 22, and her boyfriend reportedly made a pact that if he was ever unfaithful to her she could seek justice in this horrific way. The unnamed victim apparently broke this pact, leading to him receiving the injuries, which could take two years to heal. Parker, from Mount Barker, South Australia told police she had only placed his penis in the heated straighteners for a few seconds, thinking it would leave him with something similar to a sunburn. ‘To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad,’ she said. ‘It just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat.’ Judge Paul Muscat called the crime ‘unusual’, but failed to see the funny side when he told Parker the man will be ‘scarred for life’ and that his penis might not even function properly any more. He also told her in the court: ‘You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you.’ After the victim spent the night with his ex-girlfriend he reportedly returned to Parker, who told him she would only ‘tap’ his penis with the straighteners. Judge Muscat continued: ‘You took his penis in your hand and then, with the other, you placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis before squeezing them momentarily.’ The man reportedly did not seek immediate treatment to his ‘swollen and blistering’ penis due to his embarrassment. Parker pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious harm and was given a suspended nine month jail sentence.2015-09-16T15:28:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/bear-found-sleeping-inside-a-pizza-place/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-16-at-9-52-11-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-16 at 9.52.11 AMA sleepy bear cub was found napping in a pizza restaurant in Colorado Springs after it spent the afternoon wandering around the town. The discovery is the latest in a series of bear incidents in the town. The cub was spotted wandering the streets of the town and workers think he followed his nose to the restaurant before bedding down on a top shelf.2015-09-16T14:00:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/update-on-foot-fetish-man-hes-been-caught/2015-09-16T13:35:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/16/high-school-receiver-dominating-the-field-with-one-arm/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kris.jpgkrisWhen Kris Silbaugh was 5 years old he plopped down on one knee and taught himself how to tie his own shoes. By the time he turned 9, Silbaugh was blowing past his neighborhood pals and catching deep balls in pickup football games so often that he became the most feared receiver on the block. At 14, in his first year of organized football at Cambridge Springs (Cambridge Springs, Pa.), he was carrying that distinction with him onto the gridiron as a freshman on the varsity squad. All modest feats that immediately upgrade to mind-boggling when you consider that Silbaugh was born without his left hand. “It was just some sort of birth defect,” Silbaugh said. “Nothing was wrong. It has never stopped me. I just don’t let it; never have.” Be clear: Silbaugh isn’t “good for a guy with one hand” he’s downright dominant. Last Friday, Silbaugh became Cambridge Springs’ all-time receiving yards (915) leader when he snagged a 43-yard touchdown catch during a 63-0 win over Saegertown (Saegertown, Pa.). “I knew I was close to it last year, but I had forgotten about it,” Silbaugh said of breaking the previous record of 912 yards from 1998. “I was shocked; one of my coaches told me at halftime and I was just like, ‘Oh wow!’ It definitely makes me feel good that I was able to do that, but I always believe in myself.” Even when it’s uncomfortable. Coming up, Silbaugh always wanted to play football, but, admittedly, let his fear “of what people would say” halt those plans. He internally struggled with the “why me” questions but kept his feelings bottled up. “I never wanted anyone to pity me,” Silbaugh said. “I hate that feeling.” Instead, the pent-up feelings created a football-sized chip smack-dab on his shoulder and by freshman year the desire to suit up outweighed the discomfort. “I knew I wanted to be a receiver, but I didn’t know how everyone would react when I tried out,” Silbaugh said. “Finally, I just kind of went for it. I knew I would have to be better than good. I still remember Coach (Clint) Rauscher, who was the head coach at the time, and he was a little shocked when I said I was a receiver.” Kris Silbaugh said he always feels like he's got something to ptove. (Photo: Jeff Bobin) Kris Silbaugh said he always feels like he’s got something to ptove. (Photo: Jeff Bobin) It didn’t take long for Silbaugh to transition from being the “one-handed player you’ve just gotta see” to being the player you’d better focus on stopping. “It went from the guys being excited to see if he could actually do something to them counting on him to make plays,” said Justin Grubbs, who was an assistant since Silbaugh started playing as a freshman and is now in his first year as head coach at Cambridge Springs. “It’s just amazing to see what he’s able to do. He makes catches that you wouldn’t believe. He’s a guy that defenses have to have a game plan for and he’s just so fast.” How fast? Silbaugh clocks a 4.4-second 40-yard dash; the same range that five-star prospects were in this summer at The Opening Championships, Nike’s football camp for the top high school football players in the country. “I’m pretty confident because of my speed and I just feel like every ball is a catchable ball for me,” said Silbaugh, who also plays volleyball and basketball. “I’ve been getting a few letters from colleges, but I’m just focusing on the season. I just want to help the team in any way that I can.” Plus, Silbaugh’s got yet another record in his sights: All-time receptions leader. Currently, he’s sitting at 38 catches for his career; two this season. The record is 57. “I definitely want all of the records I can get,” Silbaugh said. “It’s crazy that, at first, no one knew me and now I get the best guy in the secondary all the time. I still feel like I have to prove people wrong because there’s always someone in the stands that hasn’t seen me play. I know that people will always be shocked at what I’m able to do because I only have one hand, but my goal is to be known as a dominant player, period.” 2015-09-16T04:01:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/15/inception-on-elm-street/2015-09-15T19:18:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/15/apparently-there-are-plans-for-an-animorphs-movie/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/animorphs.jpganimorphsCinemaBlend- Film adaptations of young adult book genres have become increasingly profitable over the years. From Harry Potter to the more recent Hunger Games franchise, the genre has proven time and time again to be a solid cash cow. Despite this, one iconic '90s book series has yet to make it to the silver screen – until now. According to The Tracking Board, Universal has plans to adapt the popular Scholastic Animorphs series, written by K.A. Applegate, into a movie. Animorphs chronicles the adventures of five teenagers caught in the war between two alien species: the Andalite and the Yeerks – parasitic, slug-like life forms who control humans by entering their ear canal. When they stumble upon the ship of a dying Andalite warrior, he grants them the ability to morph into any animal they come into contact with, and recruits them into the battle. While many recent young adult series center on dystopian futures, Animorphs could set itself apart for a variety of reasons. First – and perhaps most importantly – Animorphs takes place in a contemporary American setting, rather than a distant time. The characters in the series are fighting to preserve a way of life that audiences can quickly recognize and identify with. Despite the fantastical nature of elements incorporated in the Animorphs books, many of the adventures the characters go on take place in schools and suburbs. This sense of familiarity is assisted by the ensemble nature of the central cast. Similar to Power Rangers, while the Animorphs’ had a leader (Jake Berenson), the series paid equal attention to each member of the team, each of whom came from different gender and cultural background. By not having a central character – like Katniss Everdeen or Harry Potter – the series sets itself apart and primes itself for success. Finally, as the Yeerks eventually begin to view the Animorphs as an Andalite guerilla force – like a sci-fi Red Dawn – the series always maintained a consistent focus on tension and stealth missions rather than overt, bombastic actions sequences. The Animorphs series was incredibly popular during the time of their publication, producing 54 separate novels – each teen taking turns narrating different books – as well as a television series that ran for two seasons on Nickelodeon. With Sony’s upcoming adaptation of the Goosebumps franchise, this could indicate that '90s culture is making a serious cinematic comeback.2015-09-15T18:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/15/nfl-started-this-past-weekend-which-means-we-missed-the-ping-pong-match-of-the-year/2015-09-15T15:40:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/15/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-caught-under-a-table-smelling-peoples-feet/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/091415fiufootfetishsuspect.jpg091415+fiu+foot+fetish+suspectPolice say they've arrested a man several days after a complaint someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at a Florida International University. Miami-Dade police say 52-year-old Eddy Juan was arrested Tuesday and charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence. FIU police had previously released a notice warning students that a man was spotted under a table at a campus library Aug. 29, along with a description and photo. Authorities say a man matching that description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled, eventually crashed and was arrested. Bail information wasn't immediately available. It wasn't clear if Juan had an attorney.2015-09-15T15:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/15/man-plans-on-swimming-around-the-world-in-450-days/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/swimming-in-the-sharkcage_02.jpgSwimming-In-The-SharkCage_02https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1035022-0-20150911081456.jpegMartin Strel(NEWSER) – Martin Strel swims with a knife strapped to his right leg—in case he encounters sharks, "vampire" fish, and other deadly marine life in the world's wildest waters. Yesterday, the 60-year-old marathon swimmer from Phoenix announced the toughest feat of his life: a 10,000-mile around-the-world voyage on water to draw public attention to increasing aquatic pollution. "And for peace and love," Strel added in his native Slovenian. He aims to circle the globe in about 450 days, starting in Long Beach, Calif., on March 22 and passing through oceans, rivers, canals, and other bodies of water in more than 100 countries. He'll swim about five to 12 hours each day, depending on the weather and changing currents; an escort boat will offer emergency support and space for small breaks. Since 2000, Strel has swum the entire length of five rivers—the piranha-infested Amazon, the Danube in Eastern Europe, China's Yangtze, the Parana in South America, and the Mississippi, earning him the nickname "Big River Man." On his South American swims, he watches out for the candiru, the "most dangerous fish on the planet" (it bores into every human cavity and grows by feeding on human flesh and blood); says piranhas "are OK"; and isn't freaked out by sharks, which he says leave him alone if he swims in the same direction as them and doesn't confront them. He's still finalizing details of his adventure, a multimillion-dollar jaunt that will once more include the Panama and Suez canals, the English Channel, and the Amazon, as well as the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Red Sea. Strel says he welcomes anyone who's interested to join him for stretches of the route.2015-09-15T13:49:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/11/colorado-shooter-james-holmes-was-a-psycho/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1100x619.jpg1100x619https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1100x619-4.jpg1100x619-4https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1100x619-3.jpg1100x619-3https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1100x619-2.jpg1100x619-2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1100x619-1.jpg1100x619-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/338x600.jpg338x600https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/85485254_62777183-3f8f-445f-b6fb-edfdb95bb281.jpg_85485254_62777183-3f8f-445f-b6fb-edfdb95bb281https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/85485246_acc73499-a1db-4d1f-b180-269c47ee42be.jpg_85485246_acc73499-a1db-4d1f-b180-269c47ee42beThey also released pictures of the aftermath of the shooting and the car Holmes used to drive to the cinema in July 2012. Holmes killed 12 people and wounded 70 others in the attack. Last month jurors decided not to give him the death penalty. He was instead sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. The photos show chemical and incendiary devices linked by wires, intended to distract emergency responders from the cinema shooting. The devices were later defused by a police bomb squad. Prosecutors said that the traps were designed to kill anyone who tried to enter and that if the explosives had been detonated, the resulting fireball could have damaged much of the building. The images were released after open records requests. Holmes slipped into a midnight screening of Batman film The Dark Knight Rises armed with a semi-automatic rifle, a shotgun and a pistol. He threw smoke canisters and shot at people trying to escape. Prosecutors argued the attack was clearly premeditated, with Holmes planning and amassing weapons for months.2016-04-25T15:57:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/11/snake-bites-farmer-on-the-penis/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/levantine-viper.jpgLevantine-viperMirror- A man's penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field. The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E. Doctors inspected the 46-year-old's member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote. The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like. He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper. Doctors began to notice the man's blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison. He was left in hospital for three days following the attack - and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die. The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man - and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased. Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths. Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.2015-09-11T13:36:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/11/this-bear-on-a-hammock-just-trying-to-get-the-last-bit-of-his-summer-on/2015-09-11T12:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/10/this-girl-deserves-an-a-for-parkouring-her-way-up-the-side-of-her-school-to-get-back-into-a-classroom/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-10-at-8-16-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-10 at 8.16.05 PMVIDEO LINK HERE2015-09-11T00:29:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/10/the-battle-of-autumn-team-apple-vs-team-pumpkin-2/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/35b7f83dc71aee51eedadbe99f397a3a.jpg35b7f83dc71aee51eedadbe99f397a3ahttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/021rawpepitas.jpg021+raw+pepitashttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/perfect-pumpkin-bread.jpgPerfect-Pumpkin-Breadhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_3496-copy.jpgIMG_3496-copyhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/15484b2b3785ea_5.jpg15484b2b3785ea_5https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/masthead_cider_donuts.jpgmasthead_cider_donutshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/different-apples.jpgDifferent-Appleshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/apples.jpgAppleshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pumpkinpicking.gifpumpkin+pickinghttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-10-at-2-31-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-10 at 2.31.47 PM2022-12-30T16:40:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/09/pilot-congratulated-and-passengers-cheered-at-couple-who-joined-the-mile-high-club/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-09-at-12-52-21-pm1.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-09 at 12.52.21 PMA jet pilot sent his best wishes over the intercom to a couple caught in “happy reproduction” in the loo on a France to Sweden flight. Travellers on the Norwegian Airlines flight to Stockholm erupted in laughter when the captain revealed that two people had joined the mile high club during the journey. A passenger told how he said in Swedish: "We'd like to send our best wishes of happy reproduction to the couple that ventured into the bathroom earlier on." The woman traveller, who asked not to be named, added: "People around the plane started cheering and laughing and there was a lot of gossiping about who it could have been." The pilot shared his message of congratulations on flight D4314 from Paris to Stockholm. But passengers who did not speak Swedish were left baffled by the message, with the pilot saying simply 'Welcome to Sweden' in English over the tannoy. The nationality of the couple caught romping by cabin crew was not revealed and the airline has declined to comment on the incident.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-09-at-12-52-21-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-09 at 12.52.21 PM2015-09-09T20:09:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/09/im-slightly-ashamed-of-our-president-from/2015-09-09T16:14:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/09/first-date-goes-horribly-wrong-when-the-guy-gets-swept-away-in-a-storm-and-dies/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hurricane_daniel_2006.jpgHurricane_daniel_2006(NEWSER) – A couple's first date in California's San Bernardino National Forest turned out to be anything but romantic yesterday as the remains of Hurricane Linda sent a storm of heavy rain and hail over the area. While hiking in Forest Falls, east of Los Angeles, the pair became trapped in a flash flood and attempted to cross a waist-deep river runoff hand in hand, a fire official tells NBC Los Angeles. The current soon pulled both underwater and the frantic woman watched as her date was swept away. An off-duty police officer heard her screams and was able to pull her from the water, while another hiker also ran to help. "We just found her in a state of shock," he says. Police called off the search for the Rancho Cucamonga man, 29, when a body was found about a mile from where he vanished, report KABC and CBS Los Angeles. A hiker's backpack was also found. Also in San Bernardino County yesterday, fire officials say they had to rescue an individual whose vehicle was swept away in a flash flood, per the AP. NBC Los Angeles reports a man—it's not clear if he's the same person—exited his vehicle and was swept into a storm drain. He was found alive, though his current condition is unknown. A flash flood warning is still in effect for the area; trees have been uprooted and streets are still filled with water. (This first date also ended badly.)2015-09-09T15:31:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/09/what-better-way-is-there-to-wake-up-than-to-a-flaming-vehicle-jump/2015-09-09T14:36:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/09/woman-going-to-town-on-herself-at-starbucks/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-09-at-9-59-41-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-09 at 9.59.41 AMWoman caught masturbating in a coffee shop - Her boyfriend was filming her masturbating... thought that the table would cover his phone and nobody would catch them LOL. Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb0_1441745340#eUfwhFVwz2JATU9D.992015-09-09T21:26:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/08/never-in-history-has-there-been-a-guy-caught-so-red-handed-at-jerking-off/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-08-at-1-15-20-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-08 at 1.15.20 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-08-at-1-13-56-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-08 at 1.13.56 AM2015-09-08T05:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/06/shaved-head-shia-labeouf-looks-like-pitbull/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-06-at-7-26-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-06 at 7.26.54 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pitbull.jpgPitbull2015-09-06T23:54:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/07/this-drugged-up-vagrant-doesnt-give-a-fuck-about-this-cops-tasering/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-06-at-6-18-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-06 at 6.18.07 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-06-at-6-16-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-06 at 6.16.16 PM2015-09-06T22:38:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/lady-has-a-shit-fit-when-she-gets-green-peppers-instead-of-red-peppers/2015-09-04T19:07:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/today-in-science-we-already-knew-cats-suck-and-dont-need-humans/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/catvsdogs.jpgcatVsDogsCats don't seem to attach to their owners the way dogs do Your cat doesn’t really need you, new study suggests. According to a new study published in PLOS One journal, cats show little to no separation anxiety when they’re away from their owners and if/when they decide to stick around their human, it’s because they really want to. Researchers studied the behavior of 20 cats after being placed in an unfamiliar location with their owner and with a stranger. The results suggest that our feline friends show little to no signs of distress when left alone in strange environments. “Although our cats were more vocal when the owner rather than the stranger left them with the other individual, we didn’t see any additional evidence to suggest that the bond between a cat and its owner is one of secure attachment,” researcher Daniel Mills, professor of Veterinary Behavioural Medicine at the University of Lincoln’s School of Life Sciences, told the Telegraph. Animal experts, however, say that this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Cats don’t need humans to feel safe, and if they’re unhappy they have no qualms with walking out and not looking back. Therefore, when they feel comfortable enough to stay, they really mean it. The study, too, is small and highly interpretative. Cats display distress and emotion in a variety of different ways — so perhaps your cat is different.2015-09-04T18:24:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/iron-maiden-singer-got-tongue-cancer-from-going-down-on-chicks/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/iron-maiden-singer-bruce-dickinson-jide-salu.jpgiron-maiden-singer-bruce-dickinson-jide-saluEddie the Head must be proud. Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson frontman says he may have gotten tongue cancer from performing oral sex on women — and rid himself of the illness only a few months ago. Speaking with Jim Norton on Opie Radio Tuesday, the British heavy metal singer said he believes his cancer came from the sexually transmitted human papillomavirus (HPV), which led to a golf-ball sized tumor on the base of his tongue. Dickinson, 57, didn’t specifically blame his cancer on cunnlingus, but the HPV virus is more likely to start in someone’s mouth if it's transmitted by oral sex. Dickinson mentioned Oscar-winning “Wall Street” actor Michael Douglas, who alluded to oral sex as a cause for his own case of throat cancer years ago but directly connected it to his tongue activities. Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. ETIENNE LAURENT/EPA Actor Michael Douglas mentioned oral sex as a cause of his throat cancer years ago, but never made a direct connection. “Everybody went ‘Ha ha ha ha’ (about Douglas), but in actual fact, the thing about the HPV virus is people don’t know a great deal about it,” Dickinson said. “It comes and goes, it comes and goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist ... and it’s a cunning little beast.” Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. YURI CORTEZ/AFP/GETTY IMAGES Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. The singer for Iron Maiden — the legendary metal band that used the monster mascot Eddie the Head on most of its album covers — said he was given an all-clear in May and the cancer never affected his massive singing voice, although he’s “still healing up” after nine weeks of chemotherapy. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States, and nearly one-third of men Dickinson’s age are at a high risk of it, according to the Centers for Disease Control.2015-09-04T17:42:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/i-dont-care-if-its-edited-because-any-video-involving-nellys-dilemma-ft-kelly-rowland-is-an-a-in-my-book/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-04-at-7-37-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-04 at 7.37.43 AM2015-09-04T11:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/ucf-looses-to-fiu-in-first-game-at-home-lets-turn-to-social-media-to-see-how-the-fans-took-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1379.pngIMG_1379https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1378.pngIMG_1378https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1377.pngIMG_1377https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1373.pngIMG_1373https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1370.pngIMG_1370https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1368.pngIMG_1368https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1363.pngIMG_1363https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1362.pngIMG_1362https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1361.pngIMG_1361https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_1360.pngIMG_13602015-09-04T05:06:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/04/am-i-responsible-for-one-of-the-biggest-stock-returns-in-the-past-9-years/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-03-at-8-16-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-03 at 8.16.31 PMThe meteoric rise of tech giants like Apple, Google, and Netflix has been well documented. And if you were going to make a list of the best investments over the past decade, those would no doubt immediately come to mind. Energy Drinks Simon Desmarais/FlickrMonster is a stock market monster. See Also How Monster Energy Became The Military's Favorite Beverage The Unsavory Story Behind Odwalla's Rise To Supermarket Staple Why Acquire The Whole Company When You Can Acquire Just Part Of The Company? But when Dadaviz analyst Alis Pitchkhadze actually looked at the data of best stock market investments over the past nine years, she found something strange. There were two companies at the top you might not expect. The first is Priceline.com, a website that helps users find discount rates for things like airline flights and hotels. Pitchkhadze found that an investment of $10,000 nine years ago would now be worth a shocking $465,150.92. That's a return of over 4,500%. The other company that rose above Google, Apple, and Netflix was Monster Beverage Corporation, maker of Monster energy drinks. The stock has ballooned to over 40 times its original value over the past nine years. And Monster is now actually the top-selling cold beverage in the Army & Air Force Exchange Service. Steve Jobs once allegedly lured former Apple CEO John Sculley away from Pepsi with the line: "Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life or do you want to come with me and change the world?” Now it seems that over the past nine years, sugar water (with a bit of guarana) has beaten Apple's stock. Of course, that's not to say that Monster has changed the world in a more profound way than Apple. But it certainly has found a way to get investors insane returns. 2015-09-04T01:16:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/central-florida-firearms-manufacturer-spikes-tactical-make-rifle-with-bible-scripture-inscribed-on-it-to-deter-usage-from-muslim-terrorist-dubbed-the-tactical-crusader/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-03-at-5-17-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-03 at 5.17.18 PMThe AR-15 is listed as The Crusader Rifle on the manufacturer’s website, described as a “lightweight mid-length rifle,” built to be used for tactical applications or for competition. The words of Psalm 144:1—”Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle”—are etched upon the right side of the gun’s lower, while a cross and shield are etched upon the left side.” Along the AR-15’s safety lever are the Latin words “Pax Pacis” (Peace), “Bellum” (War), and “Deus Vult” (God Wills It). Peace is the gun’s safe position while “War” is the gun’s fire position. According to WTSP 10 News, Spike’s Tactical spokesman Ben “Mookie” Thomas explained why the company decided to create the Crusader: Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism. We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.2015-09-03T21:51:43+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/surfer-bro-is-the-most-surfer-bro-ever-after-getting-his-wisdom-teeth-removed/2015-09-03T17:50:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-who-crashed-into-the-guardrails-on-the-highway-and-immediately-decided-to-huff-keyboard-duster-in-front-of-the-cops/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55e77dd9170000430156959c.png55e77dd9170000430156959cTOPSHAM, Maine (AP) — Police say a Maine man crashed his SUV into a guardrail on an interstate and then inhaled computer keyboard cleaner in front of the officer who pulled him over. Topsham Sgt. Robert Ramsay tells the Portland Press Herald (http://bit.ly/1JxG2kp) that 44-year-old John Yates was arrested Monday night on Interstate 295 in Topsham. Ramsay says police saw Yates pull into a breakdown lane, then pull out suddenly, almost hitting a tractor-trailer. Police say a slow pursuit ensued until Yates hit a guardrail and crashed into a ditch. Police say Yates then grabbed a canister of keyboard cleaner and began huffing it. Yates faces charges including driving under the influence of drugs. He was being held Wednesday on $1,000 bail and couldn't be reached for comment on the charges.2015-09-03T17:29:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/some-guy-attached-54-drone-propellers-to-make-a-manned-air-vehicle/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-03-at-12-35-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-03 at 12.35.08 PMThe Swarm man carrying multi-rotor airborne flight testing montage. 54 counter-rotation propellers, six grouped control channels with Hobbyking stabilization. Take of weight 148kg, max lift, max approx. lift 164kg. Endurance10 minutes.2015-09-03T16:54:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/we-got-a-wild-cobra-loose-in-orlando/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cobra-1.jpgcobra-1There's a king cobra on the loose right now in Orlando. It's 8-foot-long, apparently it's green and yellow, and it escaped from its owner (who had a license to keep the giant venomous snake) somewhere in the vicinity of the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road, near Steeplechase Boulevard and Hackney Prairie Road. We don't have many details on this snake, but the FWC is reportedly searching for it now. 2015-09-03T16:03:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/blog-temporarily-postponed-blog-because-of-deflategate-news/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/postponed.jpgpostponed2015-09-03T14:46:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/mans-house-got-robbed-5-times-in-6-years-buys-a-gun-uses-it-that-same-night/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1033932-0-20150902194438.jpegExchange Tracking Guns(NEWSER) – Earlier this week, Harvey Lembo decided enough was enough. After five burglaries in his Maine home in six years—most recently last month when $1,000 and medications were stolen—the retired lobsterman bought what he describes as a 7mm Russian-made revolver on Monday. Hours later, he used it, reports CBS News. Lembo, 67 and wheelchair-bound, says he awoke late Monday to the sound of an intruder and saw a shadow pass his kitchen. He took the gun out from under his pillow and confronted the man, who was looking through his medications, reports the Bangor Daily News. "I told him to sit down while I called police or I would blow his brains out." But while Lembo was on the phone, he says the man tried to flee, so Lembo shot him in the shoulder. Police found 45-year-old Christopher Wildhaber, who has two prior domestic violence convictions, thanks to the trail of blood. After initially saying they don't expect Lembo to be charged, police are now saying the decision lies with the district attorney, who has yet to issue a decision on the matter. No word on just how Lembo's apartment was so easy to break into, but a warning to those who think he's an easy target: "They're going to have the same treatment," Lembo says. "And one of them might be worse. Might be fatal. 'Cause I ain't messing around no more."2015-09-03T14:03:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/03/pornhub-is-so-awesome-its-offering-25000-in-scholorship/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pornhub-offers-university-college-scholarship.pngpornhub-offers-university-college-scholarshipAlongside keeping busy giving porn to the people, Pornhub are now focusing their energies on philanthropic efforts, launching a new subbranch called Pornhub Cares. As part of their doing good stuff, they’re offering out a $25,000 (£16,300) scholarship to one lucky college student – enough to cover a year of university in the US. To apply, all students have to do is form a short video answering the question ‘how do you strive to make others happy?’ Go on, go deep. The competition is open to prospective students in any field, rather than having a specific focus for careers in the porn industry. PornHub has launched the ‘Netflix of porn’ Pornhub have clarified that any submissions of amateur porn videos ‘will not be seriously considered’, and that applicants ‘don’t have to film porn to be a winner’. That being said, the vice president of Pornhub, Corey Price, has said that he hopes that applicants will share the company’s ‘sex positive belief system’, and that ‘if you’re against pornography […] this is probably not the scholarship for you.’ Plus, nudity in the video submissions will NOT be a disqualifying factor. Price told the Washington Post: ‘We’re always looking at different ways we can give back and we thought helping someone to go to college would be a great way. ‘Part of our inspiration is that we’ve seen a lot of people have a hard time getting money to go to college. We want to make it easier for one person who shares the same mission of spreading happiness.’ The move has, however, come under criticism – especially because of its nudity-accepted clause. Anti-porn activists suggest that, while Pornhub has stated that ‘this is not about you making a homemade porn and winning a scholarship’, the company’s identity may make desperate students think that they need to strip off on camera to fund their studies. 2015-09-03T13:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/woman-tries-to-rescue-a-cat-that-didnt-need-to-be-rescued-ends-up-being-airlifted-off-of-a-cliff/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-02-at-12-57-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-02 at 12.57.24 PM(NEWSER) – A 51-year-old California woman who climbed up a steep slope behind her house to rescue one of her cats ended up needing to be airlifted off the cliff, CBS Los Angeles reports. The cat, meanwhile, made it down safely on its own. While attempting to retrieve the cat yesterday, Sara Beebe slid about 50 feet and twisted her ankle, according to the Orange County Register. Too hurt to climb the rest of the way down, Beebe started yelling for help, and eventually a neighbor called 911. Firefighters used a helicopter to airlift Beebe to safety, and she appeared to have learned her lesson. "I am going to have to start letting the cat be a little more independent," Beebe tells CBS.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1033775-0-20150902055524.jpeg1033775-0-20150902055524(NEWSER) – A 51-year-old California woman who climbed up a steep slope behind her house to rescue one of her cats ended up needing to be airlifted off the cliff, CBS Los Angeles reports. The cat, meanwhile, made it down safely on its own. While attempting to retrieve the cat yesterday, Sara Beebe slid about 50 feet and twisted her ankle, according to the Orange County Register. Too hurt to climb the rest of the way down, Beebe started yelling for help, and eventually a neighbor called 911. Firefighters used a helicopter to airlift Beebe to safety, and she appeared to have learned her lesson. "I am going to have to start letting the cat be a little more independent," Beebe tells CBS.2015-09-02T17:10:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/apparently-the-male-to-female-ratio-in-dongguang-is-so-messed-up-that-guys-have-three-girlfriends/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pay-industry-polygamy.jpgPAY-Industry-PolygamyMonogamy is the cornerstone of our society, but one global city is bucking the trend with so many women living there that most men have two or three girlfriends. Dongguan, in south China’s Guangdong Province, is known for producing popular electronics such as iPhones and iPads - and also acting as the Chinese 'capital of sex'. Thanks to the one child policy which operated in China for many years, the country has a massive gender imbalance with millions more men than women in the country. Local factories running assembly plants prefer not to use men as they find them unreliable and instead offer work mainly to women. This means the city has many more women than men, with the men taking odd jobs and casual work, leaving them with plenty of time on their hands. And that means time for more than one girlfriend. Some admit they have two or three permanent girlfriends at the same time. One man told local TV: "It is a lot easier here to find a girlfriend than a job." The few men who do have jobs at the factories are in an even better position when it comes to finding a girlfriend, because most of the women end up spending long hours at work on the production lines. That means if they look for love, the main place for them to find consolation is from within the company. The disproportionate number of women has recently led to Dongguan being branded the 'capital of sex' with many women still willingly and knowingly involving themselves in relationships with men who already have other partners. Li Bin, a migrant factory worker from south-western Sichuan Province, said: "I have three girlfriends, and all of them know about each other. Many of my friends also have many girlfriends." He added: "There are so many young and naive female workers in the city. Why not have more than one if we can? Look, everyone is here to have fun; if you don’t do it, others will." Li Bin admitted that it was a "joke" for a man to only have one female partner. A Yi, 25, also a native of Sichuan, said he went to Dongguan to find a wife, as the dowry alone in his hometown would cost £3,000. He said: "There are plenty of women in Dongguan, and they don’t want any money. They just want a man." A Yi, currently unemployed, said he now has a girlfriend who pays his bills. According to the Guangdong Women's Rights and Information Service, the women in Dongguan pretend not to know about other partners or simply ignore their existence; some of them are even colleagues in the same factory. But they prefer the arrangement as it is better than being lonely, the women’s rights group said. Most of the women in Dongguan will eventually return home to get married. The thought is that their lifestyle in the bustling 'capital of sex' is temporary, and simply a necessary evil.2019-07-21T05:10:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/so-apparently-that-french-chick-i-blogged-yesterday-was-just-a-hoax/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/3.jpg3Remember the 26-year-old French woman who was looking for her baby daddy in Australia? Well it turns out it was a hoax and some British guy was just trying to get publicity for his company. ‘Natalie Amyot’ wasn’t really impregnated by a man in Mooloolaba, Queensland, Australia, despite claiming this in a YouTube video yesterday. ‘I found him’, she said in her latest clip released today. That was before Andy Sellar, who owns Sunny Coast Social Media, stepped out to reveal he was just the orchestrator. ‘This has been a viral video for Holiday Mooloolaba,’ he said. ‘We do viral videos for businesses. Now I know there is going to be a lot of you that are upset by this… maybe not too happy.’ He confirmed Ms Amyot’s real name was Alizee Michel, she was a marketing and tourism student and apparently had a boyfriend. Although we don’t know what to believe at this point. @alizeee_mhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-02-at-10-37-28-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-02 at 10.37.28 AM2015-09-02T15:09:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/marlins-looking-to-bring-jennings-back-to-gm-position-i-hate-jeff-loria/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/201505181635597385881.jpgDan Jenningshe plan appears simple enough: The Miami Marlins this week will ask Dan Jennings to step down as manager and resume his role as GM, according to major-league sources. The change, if Jennings agrees, would occur at the end of the season. The Marlins then would seek to hire an experienced manager, sources say. Neither move would qualify as a surprise; the return of Jennings to the front office was a strong possibility from the moment the Marlins shocked the baseball world by naming him to replace Mike Redmond as manager on May 18. But as always with the Marlins, things might not be as simple as they seem. Clark Spencer of the Miami Herald reported Tuesday night that the team plans, "sweeping changes to its baseball operation, from player development and scouting, all the way up to the front office." Spencer wrote that Jennings could return to the front office, but not necessarily as GM. History shows that anything is possible with the Marlins under owner Jeffrey Loria. Adding to the uncertainty: The power dynamics within the organization have shifted since Jennings left the front office to become manager. Loria routinely sours on his managers; his next one will be the Marlins’ eighth in the past 11 seasons. His relationship with Jennings, which once was quite close, deteriorated as the team struggled, sources say. The departure of Jennings from the front office, meanwhile, resulted in the promotion of assistant GM Mike Berger to GM. Berger and other Marlins officials have sought to expand their influence, sources say, creating the potential for a power struggle if Jennings returns to his previous role. Justin Bour helps Marlins to victory over Braves One source downplayed that possibility, saying that any tension within the organization reflects nothing more than the frustration of a disappointing season -- and that the return of Jennings to the front office would help the Marlins focus on upgrading the club. Berger, however, has a longstanding relationship with Loria, going back to the days when Loria owned the Oklahoma City 89ers, then an affiliate of the Texas Rangers, in the early 1990s. And Jennings, who is under contract to the Marlins through 2018, has strong interest in pursuing the Seattle Mariners' GM opening, sources say -- an indication that he might finally be restless under Loria, for whom he has worked since '02. The Marlins, after going 16-22 under Redmond, are 38-57 under Jennings. Injuries have contributed to the team's difficulties -- right fielder Giancarlo Stanton has not played since suffering a hamate fracture in his left wrist on June 26, and ace right-hander Jose Fernandez did not make his season debut until July 2 while recovering from Tommy John surgery. The team also had a spotty offseason, making a strong addition with its trade for second baseman Dee Gordon but stumbling with its acquisitions of righty Mat Latos and first baseman Michael Morse, both of whom later were traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Marlins, regardless of how their palace intrigue plays out, plan to add to the core of their club, sources say. FOX SPORTS DAILY MLB TEAM EDITION MLB News To Your Inbox! CHOOSE YOUR TEAM(S) *By clicking "SUBSCRIBE", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. SUBSCRIBE The addition of a No. 2 starting pitcher behind Fernandez will be one priority, the addition of a closer another; the Marlins attempted to land the Reds' Aroldis Chapman at the non-waiver deadline, sources say. First things first: The Marlins need to find out if Jennings will resume his old responsibilities, figure out who will be their next manager and GM. The palace intrigue is thick. It's business as usual under Loria.2015-09-02T14:15:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/what-happens-when-an-open-flame-meets-a-car-filled-with-laughing-gas/2015-09-02T12:01:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/construction-worker-gets-like-a-bazillion-psi-of-steam-right-to-the-face/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-11-36-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 11.36.13 PMSteam Blasts Worker in Manhole Santa Clara County officials Tuesday released a video they say shows a worker being blasted from a manhole by a steam explosion a year ago at the Valley Medical Center earthquake retrofit project where they accuse the contractor of safety lapses and costly delays. This video is actual footage taken at the Turner Construction site at a Santa Clara Valley Medical Center on Sept. 3, 2014. The video shows workers activating the steam system for the North Utility Loop which provides steam and chilled water to the facilities at Valley Medical Center. During the course of the process for starting the steam system, the audio clearly demonstrates a loud popping sound, followed by verbal concerns expressed by crews on site. Then, after over a minute of the audible popping noises, as a crew member attempts to escape the underground vault, the pipe explodes discharging boiling hot steam. Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52b_1441144831#DZIXqRtY0YrdEtww.992015-09-02T03:50:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/02/as-an-ahs-alum-i-gotta-give-a-shout-out-to-adam-reed/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-10-33-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 10.33.58 PMAdam Reed just wants to be one of the guys on Plantation American Heritage’s nationally ranked football team. If you watched what happened after last Saturday’s 36-8 romp over Stephenson (Ga.) at the Battle of the Borders Classic in Atlanta, the Patriots’ 4-5, 95-pound, fifth-string running back seems to be fitting in just fine. He had about as many fans wanting to snap pictures with him as his highly recruited teammates. “I'm a little undersized,” the 17-year-old senior said Tuesday after practice. “But it’s, whatever. I don’t let my size stop me from doing anything.” It’s one thing to be undersized and playing in a local recreational league or on the junior varsity squad. It’s an entirely different thing to run with the varsity team of the school’s back-to-back Class 5A state championship squad and earn the respect of teammates and coaches. Reed has. After playing on the middle school and junior varsity teams at Heritage since the sixth grade, Reed began his senior year last month ineligible for the JV squad because of his age and year in school. If he was going to play football, he had to make the varsity team. And he did, impressing coach Mike Rumph by attending every offseason meeting, workout and practice alongside the biggest player on the team (6-6, 338-pound junior All-American offensive lineman Tedarrell Slaton) and the second-smallest (5-8, 146-pound junior receiver Jason Heinstkill). “It’s special to see somebody that diminutive, being dealt a tough hand, coming out here and working just like any other person,” said Patrick Surtain, Heritage’s defensive coordinator and a former Dolphins Pro Bowl cornerback. “We don’t even look at Adam like that because he’s Adam to us, because he puts in the work like everybody else. He doesn’t want anything handed to him. He wants to earn it. And so far he has. It’s good to have somebody like that on your team.” Reed, who played on the junior varsity at Heritage alongside Surtain’s son Patrick Jr., a 6-1, 175-pound sophomore, occasionally got into games on the JV and even scored “a handful of touchdowns.” But he has yet to get in to either of the varsity games this season (Heritage opened with a 19-7 win over USA Today preseason No. 2 Bradenton IMG Academy on Aug. 22) and probably won’t get into Saturday night’s showdown with DeMatha Catholic (Maryland). But Rumph said he’s planning to get Reed into a game as soon as he can, either on kickoff returns or when the schedule gets a little less daunting later in the season. “Whether or not he gets playing time as a senior, it remains a mystery,” Rumph said. “But I have some plans and ideas to get him involved because he sacrificed the way everybody else sacrificed.” Said Reed’s mother, Lisa: “Coach Rumph told me they were not going to put Adam in a situation they didn’t think he could handle, and as a mother I said that’s all I can ever ask.” Still, his teammates and coaches are looking forward to seeing him get on the field in a game. Although there is no official record as to who the shortest player is to get into a game, two years ago, Rice’s Jayson Carter, a 4-9, 135-pound, walk-on running back, entered late in the fourth quarter of a 45-7 blowout win over UTEP. Locally, Reed could become the shortest high school player to ever get into a varsity football game. “I’m not going to lie; when I first saw him it was kind of shocking,” said junior tailback Kyshaun Bryan, the Patriots’ leading rusher last season. “Now that I got to know him, he’s pretty cool. He does everything we do and has an even bigger heart. His size doesn’t matter. He’s like one of us.” Reed, adopted two days after he was born, has been to many endocrinologists and other doctors in South Florida, but hasn’t found an explanation for his diminutive stature. “Unofficially, the best answer we’ve gotten is his body doesn’t know what to do with growth hormone,” said Reed’s mother, a kindergarten teacher at Manatee Bay Elementary in Weston. “We honestly know nothing about Adam’s parents or medical history. But I’m a firm believer that I was meant to be his mom. As soon as I had him in my arms I fell in love with him. “It hasn’t been all peachy keen. He’s cried, been upset about his height. But I said to him, ‘This is just the way you are, and this is just part of life.’ Thank God you can walk, run and scream and play. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade out of it.” Reed hopes to make much more of his life and opportunity this season. “I want to win a championship ring,” he said, “and just play my role. Whatever it is.”2015-09-02T02:56:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/someone-mixed-kanyes-vma-rant-with-the-seinfeld-intro-music/2015-09-02T02:15:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/some-one-chemically-burned-the-n-word-in-a-florida-mans-lawn/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-4-50-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 4.50.47 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nas-untitled.jpgnas-untitledPALM BAY, Fla. —A Palm Bay man said he wanted to explode in anger when he saw what happened to his front lawn. GET BREAKING NEWS ALERTS Be the first to know when news breaks in Central Florida. MORE Police are now investigating after someone used a chemical to write a racial slur on the man's lawn in huge letters. Courtney Gordon's lawn serviceman pointed it out to him. The N-word, in three-foot letters, on his front lawn. "I feel like this is a threat to me and my family, so I'm not too happy about it," Gordon said. "You can see them slowing down when they go by my house, so everybody's just driving by and reading it." Gordon has an idea who might have done it. He notified police, and they're investigating. "I have a feeling of who done it. It's like a group of them, and I leave them to God," Gordon said. "I'm a big guy, so they're not gonna come to me and say that. They did it like the way they did it, behind my back and at night." Police told Gordon it's a hard crime to solve, unless someone confesses. If the vandalism is classified as a hate crime, it can be prosecuted as a higher degree of misdemeanor, with an enhanced penalty. "I feel that they're a coward, because if they have an issue with me, it's just best to come and speak to me, and not take it to a level as this," Gordon said. Also see: Resident describes moment tree fell on house in Fern Park Gordon has a surveillance camera, but it wasn't on at the time. Gordon said it will be from now on. That section of Gordon's lawn is being re-sodded, and he said the expense is just part of what's so upsetting.2015-09-01T21:03:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/if-theres-a-rugby-player-with-the-nickname-tongan-bear-you-probably-shouldnt-try-to-tackle-him/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-2-14-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 2.14.13 PM2015-09-01T18:20:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/cute-french-chick-takes-to-youtube-in-an-effort-to-find-her-soon-to-be-babydaddy/2015-09-01T17:56:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/cuban-man-supposedly-a-baseball-player-sleeping-outside-dodger-stadium-hoping-to-get-a-roster-spot/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-12-01-55-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 12.01.55 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot2015-08-31at11-12-08pm_84879.jpgscreenshot2015-08-31at11.12.08pm_84879n the hopes to gain a tryout with the Los Angeles Dodgers of the MLB, a Cuban baseball player by the name of Loah Linares has been camped out in front of Dodger Stadium for over two weeks. With major league aspirations, Linares has set a goal to make the Dodgers roster, and he doesn't seem to be budging from the spot he is set up in until the they give him a tryout. ABC 7 in Los Angeles interviewed Linares himself and attempted to get further details from the Dodgers camp: “If I didn’t know how great a baseball player I know I am, I wouldn’t be here trying to show off my skills to somebody,” Linares said. He’s determined to stay outside Dodger Stadium for as long as it takes, and has been working out as much as he can on the streets, hoping the owners will give him a shot on the field…. The Los Angeles Dodgers had no response when contacted by Eyewitness News, but security says Linares has unsuccessfully tried to get into the stadium. Watch the video below to learn more about Linares' story:2015-09-01T16:15:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/dwayne-wade-beams-in-dodge-ball/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-11-24-17-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 11.24.17 AMVIDEO LINK HERE2015-09-01T15:31:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/suprise-suprise-couple-who-quit-their-job-to-travel-like-assholes-are-poor-and-scrubbing-toilets/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-10-59-54-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-09-01 at 10.59.54 AMAOL- We've all lived vicariously through those wanderlust-stricken travel enthusiasts who quit their jobs to travel the world. While we may not be as brave and adventurous as these people are, we enjoy checking out their Instagram and Facebook pics displaying their breath-taking views and amazing experiences. However, one couple wants their followers to know that although their social media handles make their lives seem like fairy tales, the pictures don't show the full reality of the situation. After quitting their jobs to travel the world, this couple went broke and now cleans toilets to survive. Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger of South Africa quit their stable advertising jobs earlier this year to see how far they could travel. They're journaling their travels on a blog called "How Far From Home." They've posted pictures of beautiful pictures all over the world, making us think that their life together is one big dream. However, not everything is as it seems. When the couple isn't exploring new areas and doing yoga on destination beaches, they're scrubbing out toilets and doing anything they can to scrounge up a bit of cash. In a post on their blog, Cartell wrote that the couple's social media posts don't tell the whole story of their journey. She wrote: "Browsing through our blog posts and Instagram feed, it seems like we're having the time of our lives. And don't get me wrong – we are. It's bloody amazing. But it's not all ice-creams in the sun and pretty landscapes." Cartell went on to write that when the love-birds aren't admiring pretty landscapes or indulging in foreign eats, they're undertaking difficult and dirty work. She wrote: "So far, I think we've tallied 135 toilets scrubbed, 250 kilos of cow dung spread, 2 tons of rocks shovelled, 60 metres of pathway laid, 57 beds made, and I cannot even remember how many wine glasses we've polished. You see, to come from the luxuries we left behind in Johannesburg, to the brutal truth of volunteer work, we are now on the opposite end of the scale. We're toilet cleaners, dog poop scoopers, grocery store merchandisers, and rock shovelers." In addition, the couple expressed that their travels are taking a physical toll on them. They don't sleep much and their muscles are exhausted from lugging their bags from place to place. We never consider the difficulty of traveling with baggage when fantasizing about a life of travels. Cartell wrote: "I am not at my fittest, slimmest or physically healthiest. We eat jam on crackers most days, get roughly 5hrs of sleep per night, and lug our extremely heavy bags through cobbled streets at 1am, trying to find our accommodation (because bus fares are not part of the budget, obviously)." Despite the hardships, the couple wouldn't trade their travel experiences for anything in the world. Cartell wrote: "There's nothing quite like swopping million-rand advertising budgets for toilet scrubbing to teach you about humility, life, and the importance of living each day as if it were your last."2015-09-01T15:24:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/does-this-look-like-the-faces-of-two-morons-periscoping-their-drug-business-and-attempt-to-murder-some-guy/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/picmonkey-collage2.jpgpicmonkey-collage2SACRAMENTO -- Police in Sacramento say two armed men looking for a man they said they intended to harm broadcast the hunt on live-video app Periscope. The suspects, now in custody, never found the possible victim and they're now in custody, reports CBS Sacramento. The men reportedly said one of their girlfriends was with another man, and they intended to confront him and "see what we could do." A viewer sent a link of the broadcast to the station. According to the station, police say the two suspects - identified as 28-year-old Damon Batson and 25-year-old Carlos Gonzalez - broadcast for more than an hour Wednesday while their Periscope followers egged them on, "liking" the broadcast with hearts and some posting gun emoticons. At one point, the station reports, one of the suspects fired a gun after a viewer asked them via the app to prove the weapon they were brandishing was real. Gonzalez appears to fire the gun from the passenger seat of a moving vehicle, reports the Sacramento Bee. The men are shown on the video knocking on the door of an apartment, but apparently, no one was home. "If I didn't think I would get in trouble with the law, n--- I would Periscope everything," Gonzalez apparently says on the video. One of the men also allegedly showed off what appeared to be marijuana plants in the same broadcast. No one reported the hour-long broadcast to police while it was live, reports the station. It wasn't until the next day that police were alerted, and they were able to identify the victims and arrest them on Thursday. "We're very fortunate that it ended this way, that no one got hurt," Sacramento Police Sgt. Doug Morse told the station. Morse said that the incident was "almost unprecedented" in their area. The disturbing broadcast comes after the shooting deaths Wednesday of WDBJ reporter Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward in Virginia, which was seen on live television. The suspect, Vester Flanagan, also apparently recorded the shootings and posted video to social media. Expert Julie Gallaher told the station social media often play's into people's desire to feel famous and can easily be used by those with "evil intent" seeking notoriety or recognition in their crimes. "If someone has evil intent, it's just as easy for them to use the platforms as people that are good," Gallaher said. Police have still not identified the possible victim. After serving a search warrant, police located the gun believed to be the one shown in the broadcast, reports the Bee. Batson was jailed on gun and drugs charges, and Gonzalez was booked on suspicion of gross negligent discharge of a firearm and possession of a loaded gun in public, the paper reports.2015-09-01T14:48:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/the-hottest-trend-in-asia-currently-are-selfies-wearing-nothing-but-grocery-bags/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2bd0d68600000578-0-image-a-7_1440975015228.jpg2BD0D68600000578-0-image-a-7_1440975015228https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2bd0d68200000578-0-image-a-3_1440975003057.jpg2BD0D68200000578-0-image-a-3_1440975003057https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2bd0d67e00000578-0-image-a-8_1440975019537.jpg2BD0D67E00000578-0-image-a-8_1440975019537https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2bd0d67a00000578-0-it_is_particularly_cool_to_be_seen_flaunting_a_grocery_bag_from_-m-16_1440975559954.jpg2BD0D67A00000578-0-It_is_particularly_cool_to_be_seen_flaunting_a_grocery_bag_from_-m-16_1440975559954https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2bd0d67600000578-0-image-a-1_1440974989079.jpg2BD0D67600000578-0-image-a-1_1440974989079DailyTimes- A new bizarre fashion trend suggests you may have been overlooking the ultimate clothing item, despite unwittingly bringing it home with you after every shopping trip. People are stripping naked and posting photos of themselves wearing nothing but a plastic bag, as part of the latest social media sensation in Taiwan. Men and women alike are thrilled with their latest garment, although the transparent bags leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. It is particularly ‘cool’ to be seen flaunting a grocery bag from convenience store 7-Eleven, which seems to be a popular brand among plastic bag fans. The near-naked posers make a true fashion statement by displaying the green logo across their bare chests with pride. The incredibly affordable hot look of this season is adaptable and chic – simply slip your arms through the plastic handles and go! Perhaps the Taiwanese trend setters took inspiration from Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Australia in April. The St George New Generation models strutted down the catwalk with plastic bags over their heads which proved to be a polarising accessory.2015-09-01T13:37:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/09/01/apparently-selena-gomez-walked-out-on-biebers-performance-cause-she-just-couldnt-take-it/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sindel-mk3p.jpgsindel-mk3phttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/demi-lovato-435.jpgdemi-lovato-435https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/landscape-1440988462-gettyimages-486008990.jpglandscape-1440988462-gettyimages-486008990Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end! An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-31-at-9-27-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-31 at 9.27.24 PMHollywoodlife- Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end! An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.2015-09-01T12:57:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/31/a-man-in-china-quit-his-job-and-spent-22000-building-a-transformers-like-statue-for-his-son/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/transformers-2-revenge-of-the-fallen-bumblebee-2.jpgTransformers-2-revenge-of-the-fallen-bumblebee-2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bumblebee-in-transformers.jpgBumblebee-in-Transformershttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/300px-primebee.jpg300px-PrimeBeehttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/transformer.jpgtransformerA shipyard welder in eastern China gave up his job to fulfil a promise to his son and build a robot replica based on the Transformers action movies. Standing 5m high and 3m wide, the dazzling yellow version of “Bumblebee Autobot”, character in the film, towers over onlookers in Wang Liansheng’s backyard in Suqian, Jiangsu province. It all started when Wang told his two-year-old son that he would make a model for him because he couldn’t afford to buy one after they watched the latest Transformers movie last July, Thepaper.cn reported. His son took his words to heart, and Wang realised he had to keep his promise. “As a father, I can’t just say something and not do it,” Wang said. He gave up his job and spent 140,000 yuan (HK$170,000) on his pet project. In a year, he scoured enough old car parts and other scrap metal across the city to assemble the robot. Wang says it was the worth the effort, especially when his son proudly tells people: “My father made this.” He next plans to make a model of the Transformers character Optimus Prime, and maybe try to make a business out of it.2015-08-31T17:13:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/31/crocodile-gets-his-arm-ruthlessly-ripped-off/2015-08-31T16:34:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/31/kid-gets-absolutely-baptized-in-peanut-butter/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/skippy-peanut-butter.jpgskippy-peanut-butterPublished on Aug 28, 2015 Girl Covers Her Little Brother in Peanut Butter, Credit: Video's Owner :Gina Gardner Brown. Toddler gets hold of a jar of peanut butter and delightedly covers himself Watch What Happens When a 3-Year-Old Budding Artist Is Left Alone With Her Little Brother Every parent knows that sinking feeling that comes over you when you realize your children have been quiet for a while — too quiet. Gina Gardner Brown noticed that her 3-year-old daughter and 18-month-old son were silent for way too long and decided to turn the video camera on before going to find what they were up to — thank goodness she did. Brown found her two children sitting on the kitchen table, Ethan covered in peanut butter from head to toe, and Emily smiling proudly at her masterpiece, hands covered in the spread with the empty jar next to her. While this is most moms' worst nightmare, Brown handled it like a champ, encouraging her little budding artist but suggesting, "let's not do this again. This is not something we should repeat." Watch the video and see the kids' reactions to Ethan being covered in sticky peanut butter and how their mama handled it all flawlessly. We should all take a page out of her book — messes can be cleaned up, and priceless moments should be celebrated. This Little Baby Covered In Peanut Butter Is All You Need To See Today, Why wouldn't you cover your brother in peanut butter? These two get up to no good with a tub of peanut butter when moms away.2015-08-31T15:09:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/31/someone-made-a-nature-documentary-from-grand-theft-auto-v-titled-onto-the-land/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gta-v-big.jpggta-v-bigGrand Theft Auto V, as we all know damn well, was a huge achievement in the field of open world sandbox-ery. It bought us a city playground several times the size of previous Grand Theft Auto worlds, and more than ever to do within it. If you’ve ever wanted to take a break from your badass crime spree to do a little yoga, this is your jam, right here. I don’t want to drop cliches like ‘living, breathing world’ on your asses, but that’s where Rockstar were going with this. Every pedestrian you pass seems to have a purpose of their own, places to go and people to see. There are limits to that, natch, but generally you’re just cruising past in a blur as some asshole online aims a rocket up your tailpipe, so you don’t really notice. Which sucks a bit, frankly. Because when you really pay attention to the minutiae of Los Santos life, you see just how much has gone into the game. Which is where the obsessive attention-payers at 8-Bit Bastard come in. These guys put in six months --six freaking months-- of work to bring us Onto the Land, a documentary about the wildlife of GTA V. From hairy-assed little rabbits to hawks and cougars, they’re all here, and they’re all... a little scientifically ropey. But that’s video game AI for you. Did you know cougars hunt by herding deer about until they plummet over cliffs, in hilarious slow-mo and bouncing repeatedly off rocks like Homer Simpson, then scavenging the remains at their leisure? Nope, me neither. But here it is:2015-08-31T01:16:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/31/brazilian-chick-gets-a-boot-to-the-face-in-a-game-of-futsal/2015-08-30T20:44:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/29/fsu-girl-trying-to-sell-her-diploma-to-pay-off-her-student-loan/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-28-at-1-32-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-28 at 1.32.47 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-28-at-1-32-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-28 at 1.32.31 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-28-at-1-31-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-28 at 1.31.19 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/os-grad-selling-diploma-ebay-20150827-001.jpgos-grad-selling-diploma-ebay-20150827-001d up with student loan debt and a lack of prospects, one Florida State University alumna is selling her "never been used to get a job" diploma on eBay. lRelated Millennials need help conquering mountains of student loan debt GONE VIRAL Millennials need help conquering mountains of student loan debt SEE ALL RELATED 8 Stephanie Ritter listed the diploma for $50,000 and with it she offers to share the FSU college experience, meaning "everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years." cComments @canes1fan - Man you guys are awesome how you can take the 1st letters of the school and make up new funny name, kind of like my 9 year old might do. Now win some football games. NOTSOFREE AT 8:53 AM AUGUST 28, 2015 ADD A COMMENTSEE ALL COMMENTS 35 The tongue-in-cheek posting lists off a variety of Tallahassee pitstops Ritter could take the buyer: a tour of her favorite Publix locations, a show at the FSU School of Theatre, attendance at a football or basketball game, plus some more less wholesome experiences. As if that weren't enough, Ritter is also giving the buyer direct access to her personal memories via her college Facebook photos and permission to text her if the buyer needs real-time information about life at FSU. Ritter graduated with a bachelor's degree in theatre in 2011, since then she's been consistently underemployed. Currently she's living in Los Angeles working as a personal assistant. She told Buzzfeed her degree "couldn't mean less" so she figures by selling it she can pay off her $40,000 worth of student loans. Despite it all, she says she would still go to college if she had to do it again, she'd just choose a more queer friendly school in a city with opportunities for her to make money to support herself. The listing has 27 days left but if the diploma doesn't sell, Ritter told Buzzfeed she has a few back up plans: either become a "sugar daughter" or pay the minimum on her loans for the next 25 years. 2025-01-28T20:14:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/husband-asked-for-a-good-night-kiss-gets-his-head-beaten-in-by-an-alarm-clock/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/alarm-clock.jpgAlarm-ClockA wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss. Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree. A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?” Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it. "The clock broke. "Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.” The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home. An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18. Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order. The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking. Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”. Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”2015-08-28T16:28:48+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/micky-arison-reveals-some-possible-alt-jersey-for-the-heat/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_mriglmbdcd1r8q1s0o1_500.giftumblr_mriglmbDcd1r8q1s0o1_5002015-08-28T15:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/ball-is-life/2025-05-31T22:17:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/ashley-madison-was-planning-on-making-an-app-called-whats-your-wife-worth/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2.jpg2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1.jpg1The Ashley Madison leak has been devastating for the site's customers, but the reputation of the company's owner isn’t faring much better. Leaked files from last week’s Ashley Madison dump reveal plans by Avid Life Media (ALM), the site's parent company, to launch an app that allows men to rate each other’s wives, the Daily Dot has discovered. The app, which was going to be called “What’s Your Wife Worth,” also appears to attach a dollar amount to the women based on a their rating. Its design seems similar to other apps that enable users to rate images of women and men based on looks. In a June 2013 email, Noel Biderman, ALM’s chief executive, offered some feedback on the app’s development. “Choice should be ‘post your wife’ and ‘bid on someone's wife,’” he wrote, adding: “I am not sure we should be asking for real names—rather usernames.” In a follow up email, Brian Offenheim, ALM’s vice president of creative and design, submited a mock-up of the app’s sign up page. “This is really good,” Biderman replied. The app was apparently never completed. Biderman asked “what ever happened to our app?” in a February 2014 email. A colleague replied that the app was “horribly developed.” An installation file for the incomplete Android application is attached to the email.More than 197,000 emails from Biderman’s inbox were leaked by the hackers known only as Impact Team last Friday. The dump followed the release of personal information on more than 33 million Ashley Madison accounts. ALM has not responded to multiple requests for comment about the leaked emails. The company has offered a $380,000 reward for any information leading to an arrest of the hackers. Jamie Woodruff contributed reporting to this article. Photo via arbron/Flickr (CC BY 2.0) | Remix by Fernando Alfonso III2015-08-28T15:11:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/this-new-ronda-rousey-porn-parody-trailer-looks-awful/2015-08-28T14:11:02+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/its-friday-so-heres-some-pics-of-a-baby-kangaroo-and-his-baby-emu-best-friends/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/4124-928x1024.jpg4124-928x1024https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/3141-813x1024.jpg3141-813x1024https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2230-927x1024.jpg2230-927x1024https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1378-967x1024.jpg1378-967x10242015-08-28T13:32:12+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/28/sinkhole-devours-asians-waiting-for-the-bus/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/easter-yegg-2.pngEASTER YEGG 2https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/easter-yegg-1.pngEASTER YEGG 12015-08-28T13:15:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/remember-my-theory-about-amelia-earhart-not-the-orgy-theory/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpgimageAmelia Earhart's Lockheed Vega, possibly the one flown over the Atlantic in 1932. Note covered windows.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/55dca9221700004301568865.jpeg55dca9221700004301568865https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/55dca8d11400002e002e3f19.jpeg55dca8d11400002e002e3f19An object that looks like a Star Destroyer from "Star Wars" wasn't found in a galaxy far far away. It was sighted on the planet next door. The Internet is now buzzing that an item photographed by NASA's Mars Curiosity Rover resembles the aircraft from George Lucas' space series. The dark pointy formation contrasts with the surface around it. "I found this anomaly in the latest Curiosity Rover photo," Scott C. Waring wrote on UFO Sightings Daily. "The black object looks like a crashed UFO. The craft is only about 2.5-3 meters across, so it probably only held a few passengers." RT.com noted the shape's similarity to the movie spacecraft, "though the fictional vessels were some 500 times larger than the object found on Mars." 2015-08-26T23:49:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/asshole-drivers-in-pick-up-trucks-are-doing-donuts-on-the-highway-in-albuquerque/2015-08-26T20:26:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/rugby-player-just-obliterated-a-ball-just-by-falling-on-it/2015-08-26T18:38:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/arsenal-fan-gets-trolled-by-man-u-fan-when-he-buys-an-arsenal-season-dvd-ends-up-being-just-a-picture-of-rvp/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-26-at-12-01-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-26 at 12.01.32 PMBut the tale doesn’t end there kids. After bearing the brunt of thousands of tweets laughing at poor Sam for just wanting to watch some Andrey Arshavin in his prime, the evil culprit surfaced:https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-26-at-12-01-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-26 at 12.01.39 PMBrutal.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/manchester-united-v-arsenal-premier-league2.jpgmanchester-united-v-arsenal-premier-league2One cunning Manchester United fan has played a ruthless prank on an unsuspecting Arsenal supporter hoping to buy a DVD. Loyal Gooner Sam bought an Arsenal season review DVD on eBay to watch back their 2009-2010 season, preparing himself to sit down and reminisce about the days when Robin van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Thomas Vermaelen and Samir Nasri all wore the Arsenal shirt with pride. But when he went to play the DVD he received a very, very shocking sickening discovery. 2015-08-26T16:21:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/research-says-psychopath-are-less-likely-to-yawn-from-contagiousness/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sleepyputin_afp_650_1.jpgsleepyputin_afp_650_1(NEWSER) – A human behavior that's often contagious may provide a simple clue to whether a person is a psychopath, researchers from Baylor University have discovered, per Smithsonian. A study published in the Personality and Individual Differences journal finds that individuals with psychopathic traits—including coldheartedness, self-centered impulsivity, and "fearless dominance," per a press release—are less likely to "catch" a yawn from other people, an action that has suggested empathy and emotional connections with other people in past studies, Smithsonian explains. "I thought, 'If it's true that yawning is related to empathy, I'll bet that psychopaths yawn a lot less.' So I put it to the test," the study's lead author, Brian Rundle, says in the release. How he tested his hypothesis: After administering a psychological test to 135 students to see how they placed on the psychopath spectrum, his team applied electrodes to the subjects and placed them in front of computer screens that showed short clips of faces that were yawning, laughing, and neutral. The electrodes measured muscle and nerve reactions, plus how frequently subjects yawned. Researchers found the less empathy subjects had demonstrated on the test, the less likely they yawned. That doesn't mean if you don't catch a yawn, you're a psychopath, Rundle says. "The take-home lesson is not that if you yawn and someone else doesn't, the other person is a psychopath," he says in the release. "A lot of people didn't yawn, and we know that we're not very likely to yawn in response to a stranger we don't have empathetic connections with. … This is [just] a good starting point to ask more questions." (Yawning also gets less contagious as we age.)2015-08-26T15:39:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/drone-spots-a-man-sun-bathing-on-top-of-a-wind-turbine/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/drone.jpgDroneA drone pilot taking a look at a giant wind turbine was startled to find a man sunbathing on the top of it. Kevin Miller flew the drone all the way up the 200ft turbine to find the mystery man flat on his back catching some rays. Woken from his nap by the noise of the drone, he sits up, gives a wave, and looks rather nonplussed as the drone moves in further for a good look. The bearded adventurer seemed entirely unconcerned about being unbelievably high in the sky without any safety equipment. Kevin, from San Diego, California, took the images when he was on holiday in Rhode Island on the other side of the country. He assumes the man, possibly an engineer, climbed the rung ladder inside the support column to nab the best sunbathing spot in town. Kevin, 49, said: "I thought this was my chance to get up close to capture what is usually tough to access. So I decided to drive up to get a super close video while [the turbine] was not in operation. "When I reached the bottom, I noticed that the maintenance door was open and thought someone was up inside doing repairs. "The guy must have been napping because he did not notice the drone for 5-10 seconds, but once he heard it he sat up to take a look. "At that point I decided to take a closer look by moving closer to say hi. Once I got closer I moved the drone side to side to say hello and he motioned back to the drone. It was a cool interaction between us. "Upon landing he saw me bring the drone down and was leaning over the edge. I looked up and wave to him and he waved back."2015-08-27T17:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/burger-king-wants-to-join-forces-with-mcdonalds-to-create-the-mcwhopper/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-08-26-1440592341-9905739-mcd_responsetweet-thumb.jpg2015-08-26-1440592341-9905739-McD_ResponseTweet-thumbhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mcwhopper-3-1-589x442.pngmcwhopper-3-1-589x442https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mcwhopper-2-1-589x442-1.pngmcwhopper-2-1-589x442-1https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mcwhopper-1-1-736x414.pngmcwhopper-1-1-736x414They have been rivals for decades but Burger King has decided to offer an olive branch to McDonald's - for one day only. The company is proposing the chains "settle the beef" by combining their best-known burgers – the Whopper and the Big Mac – into the McWhopper, with the two recipes separated by a burger bun. It would be sold for just 24 hours at a pop-up restaurant in Atlanta, which is equidistant between their respective headquarters in Chicago and Miami. Even staff uniforms and the takeaway bags would be a compromise – half in McDonald's red, and the other in Burger King brown. Burger King extended its invitation of friendship in full-page adverts taken out in The New York Times and The Chicago Tribune. It wants the "McWhopper" experiment to take place on 21 September, which has been declared by the UN as an International Day of Peace, with any proceeds donated to charity. However, customers wouldn't pay for their McWhopper with cash. Instead, they would be asked to sign a tray mat declaring who they will make peace with. In a proposal to McDonald's, Burger King said: "All these ingredients come together to build the burger some said would never happen. Some say the same thing about world peace. "Let's prove them wrong on Peace Day. Everything in our proposal is up for discussion, from the name right through to the packaging. "The only thing we can't change is the date, so let's talk soon." McDonald's is yet to comment on their rival's bold proposal.2015-08-26T14:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/26/scientific-data-proves-eminems-song-loose-yourself-is-the-most-popular-song-pre-2005/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-26-at-12-44-16-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-26 at 12.44.16 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/eminem-8-mile-8888501-1024-768.jpgeminem-8-mile-8888501-1024-768Whatever you think of its privacy policies, one of the best things about Spotify is that it catalogs the number of times each song in its collection is played. Polygraph’s Matt Daniels took advantage of this to determine, via Spotify plays, which popular songs released between 1950 and 2005 truly stood the test of time. Surprisingly, the song from the pre-2005 era played in the heaviest rotation on Spotify was Eminem’s Oscar-winning anthem “Lose Yourself,” with over 59 million plays. Rounding out the top five were The Killers’ “Mr. Brightside,” Linkin Park’s “Numb,” Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin'” and Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Farther down the list there are even more surprises—Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” comes in at number 12 even though it’s irrelevant outside of the holiday season. Also, Blackstreet’s perennially lip synced “No Diggity” placed at No. 24. The list heavily favors contemporary artists—a ’70s song doesn’t appear until number 19 (Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”) and it’s not until number 48 until a ’60s song creeps in (The Rolling Stones’ “Paint It Black”). Ironically, no songs from the 1950s are in the top 50. Mr. Daniels also points out that a song’s Billboard performance (or lack thereof) does not guarantee future popularity—for example, “Don’t Stop Believin'” barely charted on Billboard, but is now synonymous with the ’80s. This trend is borne out when Mr. Daniels examines the current music scene. Using data from between 2013 and 2015, he finds that tracks like Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky,” which were popular when first released, have faded from memory. On the flip side, OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars” and Lana Del Rey’s “Young And Beautiful” did not receive much attention upon release, but their popularity via word of mouth continues to this day. Though this data is telling, it’s not a perfect metric—Taylor Swift and the Beatles aren’t on Spotify, but there’s no denying their influence. Read more at http://observer.com/2015/08/lose-yourself-is-the-most-timeless-song-on-spotify/#ixzz3jtJZrqgb Follow us: @observer on Twitter | Observer on Facebook Read more at: http://tr.im/H6hsL2015-08-26T04:52:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/joe-philbin-didnt-know-who-dr-dre-was/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/van-3.jpgvan-32015-08-25T22:00:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/rate-this-a-capella-version-of-hotel-california/2015-08-25T17:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/whats-russias-plan-on-securing-borders-use-a-scarecrow/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pay-a-straw-man-standing-guard-in-a-sentry-tower.jpgPAY-A-straw-man-standing-guard-in-a-sentry-towerThey've been known to use radars, lasers, aerial vehicles, night vision equipment and barbed wire to protect Russia’s 40,000 mile border. But it seems authorities have avoided the high-tech option to protect their interests as work on the mammoth Tongjiang-Nizhneleninskoye Trans-Siberian railway bridge continues. Instead of forking out extra wages, Russian authorities have installed a straw man 'paradummy' to help ward off would-be rule breakers. Reporters in the city of Tongjiang, in north-east China’s Heilongjiang Province, were invited to inspect construction works done on the cross-border Tongjiang Bridge when they found the watchtower manned by a fake Russian guard. The "guard" was wearing Russian military uniform, but when a reporter zoomed in with his telephoto lens to get a better shot, he realised that the sentry was actually a motionless straw man. At 1.17 miles long, the £400 million bridge, is set to open up new trade routes between China and Russia which has the world's sixth-longest international border 2015-08-25T17:19:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/this-hewlett-packard-assistant-snaked-the-company-out-of-thousands-of-dollars/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/spa-courtyard-night300dpi-8x4.jpgSpa-Courtyard-night300dpi-8x4A woman who worked as an assistant for a senior HP executive was sentenced on Monday to 21 months in prison after pleading guilty to embezzling nearly $1 million from the company. She was also ordered to pay $954,000 restitution in installments of $3,000 a month, Dana Littlefield at The San Diego Union Tribune reports. The woman, Holli Dawn Coulman, pleaded guilty to the charges last year, the FBI reported in a press release. She worked at HP from 2000 to May 2012. Part of her job was to manage corporate credit cards, which were supposed to be used for approved business expenses. Coulman was accused of using them them to "support an extravagant and luxurious lifestyle," the FBI said. This included spending: Over $100,000 at the La Costa Resort Spa Over $43,000 at the Lodge at Pebble Beach and Casa Palmero at Pebble Beach Thousands of dollars in airfare for trips to Hawaii and Europe Thousands of dollars at the Apple Store More than $33,000 in BTO Sports motocross gear Thousands of dollars at Neiman Marcus and Nordstrom The FBI said she also used the company credit cards to pay for more than $350,000 in expenses for her brother’s business. When HP program administrators questioned the expenditures, she deleted their emails, or fabricated receipts and invoices, or sent fake email replies from her boss saying the expenses were authorized, the FBI said. She was fired from HP, The Union-Tribune reports, and then she was fired from her next job after HP notified her new employer of this investigation. Coulman expressed deep remorse for her actions in a letter she wrote to the court, Littlefield reports. She told the judge, "I cannot offer any explanation for the criminally bad decisions I've made ... I would love for a do-over, and admittedly I am scared to death to go to prison ... But I know there must be consequences." 2021-06-25T03:19:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/a-kid-trips-and-punches-a-whole-right-through-a-1-5-million-dollar-painting/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2ba415a900000578-3209856-image-a-6_1440489901906.jpg2BA415A900000578-3209856-image-a-6_1440489901906Taipei, Aug. 24 (CNA) A Taiwanese boy on Sunday punched a hole in an extremely valuable Paolo Porpora painting at a Taipei exhibition after apparently tripping and trying to catch his balance on the artwork, according to the surveillance tape provided by the organizers on Monday. The 12-year-old boy may have gotten lucky, however, because the organizers will not ask the boy's family to pay for the cost of restoring the damaged painting, displayed as part of "The Face of Leonardo, Images of a Genius" exhibition at Huashan 1914 Creative Park. According to Sun Chi-hsuan (孫紀璿), the head of exhibition co-organizer TST Art of Discovery Co. (京銓藝術), the 200-centimeter tall painting is around 350 years old and valued at over NT$50 million (US$1.5 million). In the tape, the 12-year-old was seen tripping over a rope barrier post while walking near the 17th century oil painting "Flowers." As he stumbled toward the painting, he extended his arms to keep from falling, making contact with the artwork and leaving a hole the size of a fist. Andrea Rossi, curator of the exhibition, was shocked after learning about the incident on Sunday, Sun said, adding that Rossi will discuss restoring the painting in Taiwan with a Taiwanese art restorer on Monday before shipping it back to Italy. Sun said the boy was visiting the exhibition with his mother and was probably not aware of his surroundings because he was focused on the guided tour. According to Sun, the boy was very nervous, but Rossi asked that the boy not be blamed and that the family not be asked to pay for the cost of the restoration. Sun said the organizers will ask the insurance company to cover restoration costs and compensate the owner of the painting. It is the first time that a valuable painting on loan in Taiwan has suffered such major damage. "The Face of Leonardo, Images of a Genius" exhibition is displaying over 50 authentic paintings by prominent artists from the Italian Renaissance period to the 20th century, organizers said. The exhibition was temporarily closed on Monday morning, before reopening in the afternoon. "All 55 paintings in the venue are authentic pieces and they are very rare and precious. Once these works are damaged, they are permanently damaged...we hope that everyone can protect these precious artworks with us," TST Art of Discovery said in a post on the exhibition's official Facebook page. Sun said an 80 centimeter distance was maintained between each painting and visitors so that visitors would not get too close to the artwork. When the incident occurred, there were around 200 to 300 visitors in the venue, within the allowed limit, he said. (By Christie Chen and Sabine Cheng)2015-08-25T15:15:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/lady-gets-into-a-dispute-with-a-waiter-so-he-dumps-a-massive-bowl-of-hot-soup-on-her/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/liveleak-dot-com-7f7_1440497531-11_1440495514-resized.jpgLiveLeak-dot-com-7f7_1440497531-11_1440495514.jpg.resized2015-08-25T13:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/just-a-guy-getting-his-hump-on-at-the-gym/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-25-at-9-07-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-25 at 9.07.08 AM2015-08-25T13:14:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/25/three-high-school-kids-were-duped-into-thinking-they-were-recruited-to-a-college-in-virginia-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-house-at-an-online-college/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-25-at-7-54-01-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-25 at 7.54.01 AMVIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Three young men say they bought one-way tickets to Virginia Beach after they were promised their dream of playing college football would be fulfilled, according to an exclusive report from TEGNA partner WVEC in Virginia. Those dreams were shattered when they came to Virginia Beach and realized that there was no football team, and the college they were promised didn’t exist at all. “So we came out here and this is what it was, we came to his house,” said Bernard Walker. Walker, along with his friends Keishay Harvey and Robert Brown said they first heard from Willie Williamson when he contacted them about playing football at a college in Virginia Beach. “He was running Redemption Christian College, we were under the impression that it was this big thing. He made it seem like, you know, the college is really known in the area, we get a lot of people there, a lot of support from churches, and everything like that,” explained Walker. But the college, as it turns out, is not at all what Walker and his friends expected. Walker says they had to sleep on the man’s floor after they arrived to Virginia Beach. That is when they said they began raising red flags. “I asked them, I said where is the school at, the school is wherever you are at, it’s an online school, we are like online, we were under the impression that we are going to be in a classroom, dorm rooms,” said Walker. Virginia Beach police officers came to investigate the situation, but say they found no criminal activity. 13News Now reached out to Mr. Williamson for comment. He defended his organization over the phone. “What we did, there’s Century International College, we have a program, and we partnered with them and they are our sister school, we have an articulation agreement, so everybody who wants to come down, I just brought other kids down here, I’m still bringing kids here, so you publicize it,” he said. Mr. Williamson said he paid for travel fare home for the three young men. Police said the case was handed over to The Economic Crime Unit. This unit handles cases of identity theft,embezzlement, larceny related to check & credit card fraud, computer crime & fraud, obtaining by false pretense, bad checks, forgery, construction fraud, bigamy, perjury, fail to return rental property, and counterfeit US currency and checks.2015-08-31T19:11:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/married-couple-take-a-bite-of-their-wedding-cake-on-their-anniversary-every-year-for-the-past-sixty-years/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-24-at-2-18-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-24 at 2.18.54 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ht_married_couple_kab_150821_4x3_992.jpght_married_couple_kab_150821_4x3_992A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last week have revealed one secret to keeping their marriage from getting stale: eating cake that is very, very much so. Ann and Ken Fredericks of Satellite Beach, Florida, celebrate their anniversary by eating a bite from their wedding cake every year -- the remains of which they’re now keeping covered in plastic wrap inside a metal coffee can, Florida Today reports. But they don’t store it inside a refrigerator or freezer. The cake's actually sitting inside a closet at room temperature. Ann Fredericks, 81, said their children are “appalled” they’re still eating the decades-old dessert, but said the dark fruit cake will keep indefinitely. They pour brandy over the cake to moisten it before digging in, and usually break open a bottle of champagne to go with it, she said. “Believe me, it’s quite tasty, as long as it’s got enough brandy on it. And it’s never made us sick,” she told Florida Today. She did tell ABC News that “it’s a little dry.” The two are surprised by the amount of media attention they’ve received over the cake. “"We just never thought of this as being unusual,” Ann Fredericks told ABC. A representative from Ask Karen, a food safety chat service sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, expressed some skepticism over the cake’s safety. “We wouldn't recommend practically any food that old,” the spokesperson told The Huffington Post. A 60-year-old cake would likely remain safe to eat if it's kept in the freezer at or near zero degrees Fahrenheit, but probably wouldn’t taste great, the Ask Karen rep noted. 2015-08-24T18:53:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/a-kid-in-india-was-born-with-3-dicks/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2000px-trident_logo-svg.png2000px-Trident_logo.svgIn what is a rarest of rare case, a two-year-old boy who had three penises since birth was operated at Sion hospital last month. The native of Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh was brought to Mumbai by his mother for treatment. "The boy suffers from Diphallia. At birth, he had three penises, but he was able to pass urine through only one of them," said Dr Paras Kothari, head, paediatric surgery in Sion hospital. Of the three penises, two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function, while the third was rudimentary. Also, his anus was absent. "There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent. Two years ago, after his birth, the doctors in Uttar Pradesh had created an incision on the lower left side of his stomach, in a procedure called Colostomy, to let the excreta pass through a tube," said Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon at the hospital. Doctors said it is an extremely rare anomaly, with only a hundred such cases reported in medical literature since 1609. Its occurrence is one in 55 lakh live male births. The family got the boy to Mumbai for surgery after understanding that a complex procedure of removal of penises was not possible in UP. In a surgery that lasted for six hours, doctors at Sion hospital extracted the soft boney mass as well as the rudimentary penis. "The two functional penises were fused into one, by wrapping a mass of skin around them. Further, an anal path was created through the boy's rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta," said Dixit. The boy will be taken up for a second surgery at the end of August to close the incision in the stomach. "The incision, through which he currently passes excreta, will only be closed after the anal path that has been created by us heals and is capable of function," said Kothari. The boy's sexual function will be normal and his fertility will not be affected when he attains adulthood, said doctors. "We want our boy to lead a normal life, and are grateful to the doctors who have conducted a successful surgery," said the boy's uncle.2015-08-24T18:07:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/thinking-about-special-plans-this-halloween-how-about-going-to-this-blood-rave/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-24-at-11-49-05-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-24 at 11.49.05 AMThe Netherlands will have its first ever “Blood Rave” – a dance party where dancers are sprayed with 5 thousand liters of blood – in Amsterdam on Halloween night. The event has been posted on Facebook, but with no specifics except for the date – October 31st – so far. A total of 728 guests have indicated that they are going. One of the organizers, who want to remain anonymous due to the nature of the event, told the AD that this is will be the first blood party in the world and the demand for it is high. The Blood Rave is based on the opening sequence of the 1998 vampire movie Blade. The opening shows a club full of dancing people suddenly sprayed with blood. The organizers want to use the same elements to recreate this scene. “In real life it is just more extreme.” one said to the newspaper. In terms of attendees, they expect somewhat “freaky” people in terms of personality. The organizers want to host a Halloween event that if focused less on pumpkins and kids and is “rawer and more exciting”. They are still trying to figure out whether it will be possible to use real blood, but that is what they want. “After a long search we have developed a special sprinkler system with pipes running across the ceiling and thus making us able to spray blood over the crowd. We’ve already tested it a number of times a substance resembling blood”, one of the organizers explained. “It is pushing the borders, but we want to see how far we can go.” Below is the opening sequence of Blade. Blood starts spraying out of the ceiling around the two minute mark and this may be disturbing to sensitive viewers.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-24-at-11-20-15-am1.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-24 at 11.20.15 AMThe Netherlands will have its first ever “Blood Rave” – a dance party where dancers are sprayed with 5 thousand liters of blood – in Amsterdam on Halloween night. The event has been posted on Facebook, but with no specifics except for the date – October 31st – so far. A total of 728 guests have indicated that they are going. One of the organizers, who want to remain anonymous due to the nature of the event, told the AD that this is will be the first blood party in the world and the demand for it is high. The Blood Rave is based on the opening sequence of the 1998 vampire movie Blade. The opening shows a club full of dancing people suddenly sprayed with blood. The organizers want to use the same elements to recreate this scene. “In real life it is just more extreme.” one said to the newspaper. In terms of attendees, they expect somewhat “freaky” people in terms of personality. The organizers want to host a Halloween event that if focused less on pumpkins and kids and is “rawer and more exciting”. They are still trying to figure out whether it will be possible to use real blood, but that is what they want. “After a long search we have developed a special sprinkler system with pipes running across the ceiling and thus making us able to spray blood over the crowd. We’ve already tested it a number of times a substance resembling blood”, one of the organizers explained. “It is pushing the borders, but we want to see how far we can go.”https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-24-at-11-20-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-24 at 11.20.15 AMhttps://youtu.be/xX5_m0AwqPA2015-08-24T16:15:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/it-sucks-that-were-playing-by-the-rules-against-isis-even-if-it-involves-a-women-scamming-isis-for-money/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/islamic_state_is_insurgents_anbar_province_iraq.jpgIslamic_State_(IS)_insurgents,_Anbar_Province,_IraqCHECHNYA, Russia — The girls pretended to be interested in moving to Syria and joining the extremist group. In return, recruiters for ISIS sent $3,300 in cash to cover moving expenses. Once they had the wire transfer, the ladies deleted all their social media accounts and tried to disappear. But they couldn’t. Break.com writes, “a Chechen Police E Unite which tracks online crime and activities caught what was going on and is now charging the three terrorist scammers with fraud.” Yahoo reports a Chechen cop advised, “I don’t advise anyone to communicate with dangerous criminals, especially for grabbing quick money.” 2015-08-24T12:35:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/ex-con-thinks-hes-gonna-out-smart-the-cops-by-giving-his-brothers-name-turns-out-there-was-a-warrant-for-his-arrest/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-23-at-11-31-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-23 at 11.31.17 PMWhat's in a name? For one Florida ex-con, choosing the wrong one meant a return to the slammer. When Winter Haven Police got a noise complaint Wednesday night, the responding officer found Darius Devonte McClain blasting music from his car stereo. Rather than give his real name when confronted, the 22-year-old McClain offered the officer his brother's instead, cops allege. It was a criminally stupid move on many levels. McClain, of Lake Hamilton, said he didn't have his driver's license on him and gave cops his brother's name and birthdate along with a social security number belonging to a white man born in 1969, according to police. As for McClain's brother, Dequan Gunter from nearby Putnam County in central Florida had a warrant out for his arrest. McClain, on felony probation for introducing contraband into a detention facility, finally copped to lying to officers. He is being held at Polk County Jail for giving a false ID and probation violation2015-08-24T04:03:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/24/this-german-chicks-thinks-it-was-a-better-choice-for-her-to-not-pay-rent-and-instead-live-on-the-train/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/leonie-mullerv2.jpgLeonie-Mullerv2The Independent- When others get off the train to finally go home, Leonie Müller stays behind. That's because she already is home. The train is her apartment, and she says she likes it that way. The German college student gave up her apartment in spring. "It all started with a dispute I had with my landlord," Müller told The Washington Post via e-mail. "I instantly decided I didn't want to live there anymore — and then I realized: Actually, I didn't want to live anywhere anymore." Instead, she bought a subscription that allows her to board every train in the country for free. Now, Müller washes her hair in the train bathroom and writes her college papers while traveling at a speed of up to 190 mph. She says that she enjoys the liberty she has experienced since she gave up her apartment. "I really feel at home on trains, and can visit so many more friends and cities. It's like being on vacation all the time," Müller said. The 23-year-old's unusual housing choice has gained her media attention in Germany and appeared on national news sites such as Spiegel Online. "I read, I write, I look out of the window and I meet nice people all the time. There's always something to do on trains," Müller told German TV station SWR in an interview. Since risking the move, Müller's life fits into a small backpack in which she carries clothes, her tablet computer, college documents and a sanitary bag. So far, her experience contradicts studies that have recently claimed that "long commutes are killing you." And financially, she benefits from living on a train: The flat-rate ticket costs her about $380, whereas she had to pay about $450 for her previous apartment. However, living cheaper is not the only goal she has in mind. "I want to inspire people to question their habits and the things they consider to be normal," Müller told The Post. "There are always more opportunities than one thinks there are. The next adventure is waiting just around the corner — provided that you want to find it." Müller frequently travels late at night, although she tries to sleep at the apartments of relatives or friends. Often, she is accommodated by her boyfriend, her mother or grandmother. "Normally, we would have to have a long-distance relationship, but living on a train enables me to see him all the time," Müller told German TV station SWR regarding her boyfriend. "Most of my friends really like the idea, although some consider it to be quite adventurous. Others, however, have reacted more negatively: They feel offended by the fact that I question the ordinary way of life and living." Living on a train is also supposed to have an academic purpose: Müller is documenting the unusual experiment on a blog. Her final undergraduate paper will be based on her experiences as a modern train-nomad. The only problem? "Possessing a headset that mutes most surrounding noises is crucial," she said.2015-08-24T03:24:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/joe-philbins-lost-his-mind/2015-08-22T03:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/this-little-4-year-old-has-a-legit-swing/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-11-07-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-21 at 11.07.48 PM2015-08-22T03:08:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/what-does-joe-philbin-do-to-ready-a-team-entering-an-important-season-he-cancels-walk-through-and-takes-everyone-to-see-compton/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-8-12-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-21 at 8.12.00 PM2015-08-22T00:40:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/i-hate-these-drunk-assholes-who-ruined-this-guys-sand-castle/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/liveleak-dot-com-d4b_1440077690-11201915_1479411852072215_55959389039538_1440077877-resized.jpgLiveLeak-dot-com-d4b_1440077690-11201915_1479411852072215_55959389039538_1440077877.jpg.resizedDutch holiday goers destroying this man's sand sculpture Poor man. He's building it up again. Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d4b_1440077690&use_old_player=1#TFM0VmCjeZrzVAOh.992023-08-22T15:00:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/manhattan-condo-owners-are-asking-for-one-million-dollars-for-their-parking-spots/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-7-55-37-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-21 at 7.55.37 AMParking spaces have become so scarce in some big cities that wealthy buyers of luxury condos will have to fork out $1million to secure a single spot to park their cars. Prices for parking have reached an all-time high in large cities, including New York, Boston and San Francisco, according to the Wall Street Journal. At least two new residential developments in Manhattan are asking for the extortionate sum for a single parking space. And developers are even marketing the small spaces as sought-after luxury amenities with fancy brochures and promotional videos. In Manhattan’s trendy Soho, a parking space will set buyers back around four times the cost of an average family home in the country. At 42 Crosby Street in Soho, a 10-unit condominium building is currently under construction by Atlas Capital Group and expected to be complete next year. It has 10 parking spaces being built underground. Each space is available for $1million, which is more expensive in terms of square footage than the apartments upstairs. At 15 Renwick in Soho, designed by ODA-Architecture, prices for units start from $2.1million for a three-bedroom condo up to $11million for a penthouse duplex. But three private parking spots are priced at $1million each. Tim Crowley, the director of new development at Core, which is handling the marketing for 15 Renwick, said the high prices is because developers hope the spaces will be sold with one of the building’s two penthouses. Jonathan Miller, president of appraisal firm Miller Samuel, told the Journal that the highest actual sales price has seen for a single parking space in Manhattan is $325,000. He explained that million-dollar parking spaces are not close to market rate, but instead are priced proportionally to the high price tags of units in the building. 2015-08-21T12:38:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/local-florida-adult-star-kayla-kupcake-gave-the-judge-a-nice-flash-of-the-titties-when-she-was-in-court/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-12-25-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-21 at 12.25.15 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-11-59-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.59.53 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-11-01-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.01.09 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-11-00-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 11.00.29 PMBROWARD COUNTY, Fla. - A woman claiming she had been mistreated in jail flashed a judge Thursday in a Broward courtroom. Susan Marie Surrette, who had been arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, wanted to show the judge her injuries. Judge John Hurley was presiding over the case. The questions are typical, but the encounter was not. "I work," Surrette said. "What do you do for work?" Hurley asked. "I work as a hair dresser," she said. But that's just one the things Surrette does. She then told the judge about her other job. WATCH: Susan Marie Surrette's full court appearance "Kayla Kupcakes. I'm an escort, too," Surrette said. Surrette has a website to prove it. She calls herself Kayla Kupcakes and advertises that she's a porn star, escort and private dancer with a knack for some fetishes. Surrette then started complaining about police brutality and said she has the evidence to prove it. "I've been beaten up by police. And also this too," Surrette said, showing the judge her breasts. "Oh, my Lord," Hurley said. After flashing the judge, Surrette told Hurley she has medical condition. "She's somebody that needs help," Surrette's attorney said. "She's not going to get the help that she needs at the jail." The judge set Surrette's bond at $100 and ordered that she under a medical evaluation.2015-08-21T04:28:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/a-san-fransico-writer-is-pissed-at-mcdonalds-because-they-apparently-stole-his-idea-of-an-engagement-photo/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jddmxjrg6yjkqxeena07itx690vamklmh248iufqbueffe8fd_qsrhgjso02b0newcmkl3boqvxokokmex_jmi.jpegjddmxjrg6yjkqxeena07itx690vamklmh248iufqbue,ffe8fd_qsrhgjso02b0newcmkl3boqvxokokmex_jmiBusiness Insider-A San Francisco writer claims McDonald's copied his work to sell cheeseburgers. David Sikorski says McDonald's copied photos of him posing with a burrito in a mock engagement photo montage. The photos went viral online after BuzzFeed published them on July 13. On August 3, McDonald's launched an ad campaign for its $2.50 double cheeseburger "combo" deal. The company's ads, which also had the theme of a mock engagement, strongly resembled Sikorski's photos. 2015-08-21T03:18:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/21/ladies-and-gentleman-i-present-to-you-chinese-obama/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-9-25-26-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 9.25.26 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-8-51-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 8.51.47 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-8-51-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 8.51.40 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-8-51-28-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 8.51.28 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-8-51-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 8.51.05 PMFrom the haircut to the hand gestures and even the ears, this President Obama lookalike has definitely got his act down to a tee. While China and America have not always enjoyed the easiest of relationships, that has not stopped Xiao Jiguo, 29, capitalising on his resemblance to the US president. The up-and-coming actor charmed audiences with his Obama impressions during a promotional tour in Shanxi province, northern China, on Tuesday. Xiao, who is originally from Sichuan province in central China, first gained fame after appearing on the TV talent contest 'Chinese Dream Show' in 2012, reported the People's Daily Online. He soon landed small roles in television dramas and films following his success on the programme. The ambitious actor only realised he had a doppelganger after posting a video clip online, which attracted numerous comments about how much he looked like the US president. Remarkably, Xiao says that his birthday is August 5 - the day after President Obama's birthday. According to Xiao, he has studied hundreds of video clips of Obama and studied English so that he would be able to recite his inauguration speech. He even had minor plastic surgery earlier this year in order to look more like the president. Xiao launched an online comedy series called 'Aobama Goes on Dates' in May, in which he showed off his amazing ability to mimic the president's facial expressions (aobama is the Mandarin pronunciation for Obama). Before gaining fame as a lookalike, he worked as a waiter in Guangdong province, southern China, but had always wanted to be an actor and singer. He says his dream is to land a lead role in a television show and to be able to record his own songs. 2015-08-21T01:28:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/im-not-against-this-florida-shooting-range-that-wants-to-sell-booze/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-3-43-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 3.43.11 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-3-42-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 3.42.04 PMDAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Daytona Beach city commissioners have given approval to an indoor shooting range that will include a restaurant that sells alcoholic beverages. Commissioners raised safety concerns over the mix of alcohol and guns on the same property before voting on the measure on Wednesday night. The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports Commissioner Ruth Trager was the lone holdout as the questioned the developers about how they'll know whether someone is sober or a felon. Ron Perkinson told commissioner the group plans to turn the vacant building into an upscale restaurant, not a bar. But he says he needs alcohol sales to make the restaurant profitable. He told commissioners he'll keep a watch list of customers who may cause trouble and will call police when necessary. Play Video Oklahoma gun range mixes bullets and booze "If they're renting a handgun, or if they were bringing their own, they would do the paperwork, scan their ID," Perkinson told CBS affiliate WKMG in June. "(Workers) will be trained to visually look at the person, look at their eyes (and) look at their pupils, just like an officer would." Perkinson told the station that he hopes selling liquor will keep customers in his store after they've gone shooting. "To the critics, I say, you're right. I'm not trying to mix the two. I'm trying to give you a nice meal before you go home. If you choose to have an alcoholic beverage and go home, that's on you. It's no different than them leaving here and going to Outback," Perkinson said.2015-08-20T20:14:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/someone-just-knocked-boosie-clean-off-his-launchpad/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-3-13-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 3.13.56 PM2015-08-20T19:23:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/jerry-heller-wishes-he-let-eazy-e-kill-suge-knight/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-2-33-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 2.33.04 PMJerry Heller Said He Wish He Let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight. Hop into the post for all the audio and details! #IFWT! #StraightOuttaCompton If you know anything about N.W.A or just recently learned a thing or two about the Compton Hip Hop Group from watching the Straight Compton Film that dropped last week then you’ll know about this legendary music manager Jerry Heller. Mr. Jerry Heller spoke out about his regrets he has from his days of managing N.W.A. Jerry Heller told the hosts of the Master Music Show that Suge Knight would ever come between his relationship with Dr. Dre. Jerry Heller Describes Suge Knight as a $70 a day bodyguard at Ruthless Records. He explains that before Suge Knight stepped in the situation, he and Dr. Dre were very close. Jerry Heller also added that even to this day they have a pretty good relationship with each other. Follow EPIK_4Prez On Instagram & Twitter Jerry Heller also shared a story about running into a conversation that Eazy-E was having with another associate about Killing Suge Knight. Jerry Heller revealed that he talked Eazy-E Out of his plans but years later Jerry Heller admits that he should have let Eazy-E Kill Suge Knight instead! Listen To Jerry Heller’s full interview about how he regrets Eazy-E not killing Suge Knight below! #IFWT!2015-08-20T18:49:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/porn-stars-talk-about-the-grossest-experience-on-set-nsfw-and-gross/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-12-35-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-20 at 12.35.37 PM2015-08-20T16:40:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/the-city-of-milan-is-trying-to-pass-a-law-to-make-prostitutes-wear-high-vis-jackets-and-no-mini-skirt/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/scales_crossing_guard.jpgscales_crossing_guard Prostitutes congregating on a main road into the city of Milan will be fined €500 (£360) under a new local law if they fail to swap their standard issue miniskirts for the reflective jackets and trousers worn by road workers. The area in and around the northern city is experiencing a boom in the world’s oldest profession thanks to the 2015 Expo World Fair, with an estimated 15,000 extra sex workers having made a beeline for the event, which has been dubbed “Sexpo” by locals. On the main road out from Milan to Cremona the increase in the number of prostitutes is particularly noticeable and presents a road-safety problem, say the authorities in the outlying town of Spino d’Adda. According to its deputy mayor Luciano Sinigaglia: “The sex workers should be treated as employees who work on road construction and forced to wear clothes that make them visible.” He said this meant sensible reflective clothing and no miniskirts. Sex workers caught a second time without the right highway clothing will be hauled into the police station. “We are almost ready with the definitive draft of the document. I hope to have it [the ordinance] up and running by the start of September,” Mr Sinigaglia told Corriere Della Sera. But the newspaper noted that in addition to preoccupations with road safety, authorities in Spino d’Adda took a strong line in discouraging prostitution. Four years ago the town introduced a law that allowed clients of street-walkers to be fined up to €500. Expo 2015 in Milan has been hailed as a success by its organisers. But, appropriately, given the event’s global aspirations, prostitutes who have converged on the city in the past few months are said to hail from a wide variety of countries including Brazil, Bulgaria, China, Nigeria and Morocco. The ability of a major international event to attract prostitutes was demonstrated by last summer’s World Cup in Brazil, when it was reported that hundreds or thousands of Latin American sex workers left Italian cities to return home for the duration of the tournament.2015-08-20T15:12:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/20/joint-practice-between-the-fins-and-the-panthers-did-not-go-well/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11891463_10152957021716583_110825872094258433_o.jpg11891463_10152957021716583_110825872094258433_oSPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA The Dolphins lost a starter Wednesday. Louis Delmas lost more than a million dollars. The question going forward: Has Delmas’ career been lost as well? For the second time in less than a year, Delmas sustained what appeared to be a catastrophic injury to his right knee. Some nine months after tearing his right anterior cruciate ligament, Delmas has done so again, initial tests have revealed. If the prognosis is correct, Delmas will be lost for the season and would have the longest of roads back to football. Teams were already wary of Delmas’ injury history; this offseason, he signed a contract with language that voided all but $400,000 of his $1.5 million contract if he sustained a season-ending injury in the preseason. He also obviously will not receive any of the playing-time incentive bonuses that were written into his deal. But after two ACL tears in as many seasons, Delmas, 28, would be fortunate to ever play again, industry insiders say. “He’s a great teammate, a great guy,” fellow Dolphins safety Reshad Jones said. “It’s bigger than football. I just went to make sure his mind is right and say a prayer for him.” Delmas went to the ground untouched during one-on-one drills Wednesday during the first of two joint practices with the Carolina Panthers. Delmas collapsed in obvious pain while covering former Dolphins receiver Ted Ginn Jr., grabbing his right knee. He needed to be carted off the field. Delmas is undergoing an MRI exam to confirm the severity. Dolphins coach Joe Philbin would not get into specifics when he met with reporters coming off the field. “I haven’t really had a chance, obviously, since practice has wrapped up,” Philbin said. “Obviously, we’ll check on him and hope for the best.” 2015-08-20T14:47:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/19/remember-that-sinkhole-that-swallowed-a-man-alive-yea-well-its-opened-back-up/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-19-at-4-37-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-19 at 4.37.48 PM(NEWSER) – Florida emergency responders say another sinkhole has opened in the exact location where a hole opened in March 2013 and swallowed a man as he slept in bed. Ronnie Rivera of Hillsborough County Fire Rescue says the hole, around 20 feet in diameter, opened up again in Seffner, east of Tampa. After the 2013 tragedy involving Jeffrey Bush—whose body was never recovered—officials razed the home and two adjacent homes. The new sinkhole is on a vacant lot that's now surrounded by a metal fence. Rivera says that no one has been injured and no nearby homes have been evacuated. 2015-08-19T20:51:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/19/you-wanna-know-whats-a-horrible-way-to-begin-your-vacation-to-ibiza-getting-your-ear-bitten-off/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-18-at-9-55-23-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-18 at 9.55.23 PMA passenger has reportedly had half his ear bitten off in a 'sickening' attack on a plane bound for Ibiza. The assault took place on a Jet2 flight from Newcastle to the holiday island just before it was due to land. The man, who is believed to be between 18 and 25, has reportedly been receiving treatment in Spain since the attack, which happened on Sunday evening. One passenger told the Daily Mirror that the victim ran to the front of the plane when it landed covered in blood, with 'half his ear just hanging off'. He added: 'It was a relief to get off and an absolutely horrible thing to happen in a confined space in front of families.' Another witness told the paper: 'It was absolutely sickening. To bite someone's ear off on a plane packed with other people at such close quarters and with families sitting around him is absolutely appalling, people were getting off the plane complaining of feeling physically sick.' Phil Ward, managing director of Jet2.com, told MailOnline Travel that it was 'an incident that no one would want to witness'. 'We are aware that an incident happened onboard a flight from Newcastle to Ibiza on Sunday 16th August between two customers,' he said in a statement. It was the second incident to affect a Newcastle International plane on Sunday. In the afternoon, 68 passengers were led off a plane leaving Newcastle International after an 'abusive' stag party 'threatened cabin crew'. The Flybe flight from Newcastle Airport to Stansted was cancelled when the captain called Northumbria Police about an on-board disturbance. This led to police removing all the passengers from the aircraft and leading them into the terminal. Northumbria Police wrote on Twitter that they had been called to 'remove a group of drunk and disorderly passengers' at Newcastle Airport. A police spokesman said: 'The police were called to the airport at the request of Flybe and gave the necessary assistance. 'A 30-year-old man was reported for an offence against the Aviation Act, but no-one was arrested.' But one passenger, who was not part of the group, said the Flybe staff might have 'overreacted' in the situation. Speaking to MailOnline Travel, 24-year-old business analyst Christian Lillie said: 'They did not appear to be abusive or threatening but I wasn't close enough to hear what was said. 'There were no raised voices, it seems as if Flybe staff overreacted. 'We were told by the cabin crew that we had to disembark because of an 'issue' and the police were present I believe in case something did kick off. 'But the police told us that it was not their decision for us to leave it was the pilot's decision.' 2015-08-19T20:26:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/18/this-black-dude-just-crushing-a-7-hour-road-trip-sing-a-long-style/2015-08-18T12:40:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/18/guy-arrested-in-new-york-for-impersonating-a-doctor-in-his-basement/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-18-at-7-57-03-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-18 at 7.57.03 AMSTATEN ISLAND , N.Y., Aug. 15 (UPI) -- A 43-year-old former flight attendant was arrested Friday on charges he pretended to be a medical doctor and psychologist, allegedly treating more than 100 patients from his basement apartment for the past three years. Donald Lee-Edwards, of New York, never graduated medical school or earned a doctoral degree to be licensed for either profession, Acting Richmond County District Attorney Daniel Master said. But he prescribed patients medications and took blood and urine samples, investigators said. "He merely bestowed upon himself the professional titles of clinical psychologist and medical doctor," Master said. "He is neither trained nor licensed to provide any mental health or medical services." Prosecutors said Lee-Edwards had been seeing patients since 2013, billing himself as having worked "extensively with family members and victims of 9/11," although it was unclear if he actually did. Lee-Edwards' attorney Matthew Blum said there is no evidence he ever harmed anyone. "They're alleging he was some sort of doctor who was operating on people," Blum said. "They're turning this guy into a monster. He was really just trying to help some people in his community." Investigators said Lee-Edwards came to the attention of law enforcement after a patient became suspicious of his unorthodox bedside manner, talking about other patients, bragging he graduated high school at age 13 and saying he attended law school.2015-08-18T12:09:51+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/17/pro-tip-if-you-want-to-be-a-good-assassin-you-probably-need-both-your-legs-and-know-how-to-operate-a-gun/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-17-at-12-40-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-17 at 12.40.13 PMLegless Assassin Can't Get His Shot Off And is tackled after his attempted killing ..... you cant see such a thing in any other part of the world. Only in Turkey. such a fucked up country Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=354_1439677517#flEBgmbRWAZP9Dvg.992015-08-17T20:24:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/13/some-chick-white-tiger-in-india-is-getting-pissed-because-the-male-white-tiger-wont-fuck-her/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1031043-0-20150811145621.jpegIndia White Tigers(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They're shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven't spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn't doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India's Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn't have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers. This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he "runs away with his tail between his legs," a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it's important they succeed because the zoo's tiger population is getting older and hasn't had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having "a very beautiful face," the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.2015-08-13T15:59:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/13/german-man-holds-the-guinness-world-records-for-longest-birthday-by-flying-through-different-time-zones/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/52764910caf3a8437b92377bb0695ee9.jpg52764910caf3a8437b92377bb0695ee9https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/011866-women-surfers.jpg011866-women-surfershttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/new-zealand-girl-500x333.jpgNew-Zealand-Girl-500x333https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ini6sktirskj8lkxbygh.jpgini6sktirskj8lkxbyghhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/longest-birthday-header_tcm25-390248.jpglongest-birthday-header_tcm25-390248Guinness-No one ever wants their birthday to end, but Sven Hagemeier from Germany managed to keep his special day going for almost two days by crossing between different time zones, this day last year, as he was turning 26 years old. Over the course of 46 hours, Sven flew from Auckland (New Zealand), to Brisbane (Australia) and then to Honolulu (Hawaii), achieving a record for the Longest birthday ever. Sven's elongated birthday celebrations beat the previous record set by Nargis Bhimji of Karachi, celebrated her birthday for 35 hours 25min by crossing time zones after flying from Karachi to Singapore and then to San Francisco back in June 1998. Speaking of his record-breaking birthday celebrations, Sven said, “I have known Guinness World Records since my childhood and I am a huge fan … I always asked myself if it would be possible to set a record myself. After I found the perfect record for me, I felt confident I could become a record holder.” The birthday-boy spent the majority of two days in an aeroplane enjoying plane food, working out how to stay comfortable on long-haul flights, and communicating using hand-gestures. In New Zealand, Sven met Khan, a particularly accommodating taxi driver who managed to show him many of Auckland's most interesting places in just an hour and a half. Everyone wanted to get involved in his record attempt and Sven arrived back home feeling happy that, “you will get help, wherever you are in this world.” But Sven’s extended-birthday highlight was landing in Hawaii at midnight, with the knowledge that he had successfully set the record and that his wife was there waiting for him. Sven described his Guinness World Records certificate as “an incredible present”. This year, however, Sven plans to celebrate his birthday in a more low-key, traditional manner - at home with just his family - happy 27th birthday Sven!2015-08-13T15:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/13/some-chick-decided-to-get-her-senior-photos-taken-at-taco-bell/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11855698_512731785547145_6199145387658670344_n.jpg11855698_512731785547145_6199145387658670344_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11825007_512731948880462_4374931321954546073_n.jpg11825007_512731948880462_4374931321954546073_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11800573_512732302213760_1371517053289528590_n.jpg11800573_512732302213760_1371517053289528590_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11222521_512731735547150_1175425950336278296_n.jpg11222521_512731735547150_1175425950336278296_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/983792_512731682213822_7967810320445581980_n.jpg983792_512731682213822_7967810320445581980_nSenior photos have always been the most unnatural pictures that are meant to seem untaught. We remember taking a senior photo while leaning against a fake brick wall, looking tough. All copies of it have hopefully been burned. But for Ritenour High School senior Brittany Creech of St. Louis, the inspiration for great senior pictures came to her in the form of Fourth Meal. The 17-year-old told The Huffington Post she jokingly tweeted about taking the photos at Taco Bell a few weeks ago. Then, Creech said, she started to take the idea more seriously. She spoke with photographer Brendan Batchelor, who was into it. The rest is viral Internet history. "People find it funny that I wasn’t joking about it," Creech said. "The employees thought it was great. They were laughing and they were like, ‘Are you serious?'" Creech said now when she goes into her local Taco Bell, people ask to take photos with her. "Now that it's on the news, it's a bigger thing," she said. Some told Creech they don't approve of the unique setting for the sacred high school tradition. But she said it's all in good fun. "It's honestly just a joke," she said. "It's nice to see something on the news that's not negative." 2015-08-13T14:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/13/an-australian-professor-grew-an-ear-on-his-arm-and-plans-to-hook-it-up-to-wifi-so-everyone-can-hear-him/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/stelarc.jpgStelarchttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/stelarc-1.jpgStelarc-1Source- An artist who is growing an ear out of his arm has revealed how he plans to connect it to the internet so people can use it to listen to him. Australian oddball Stelarc has told how he wants to make the extra organ a porthole for people to listen in to his life, wherever they may be. The Curtin University professor, real name Stelios Arcadiou, originally came up with the idea for the ear back in 1996 and managed to convince a team of boffins to go ahead with it using his own tissue samples. Early attempts to install a microchip proved fruitless, but now the 69-year-old has announced plans to use his own stem cells to make the ear more three dimensional so that the microchip can be put in without the possibility of infection, and then linked up to wireless internet. He told ABC: "This ear is not for me, I've got two good ears to hear with. This ear is a remote listening device for people in other places.2015-08-13T02:24:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/11/these-are-the-6-words-women-hate/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bc_prod_supermoist_lp_graphic_0911.jpgBC_Prod_Supermoist_lp_graphic_0911Moist', at 77 per cent was - not surprisingly - the most unanimously loathed. There’s even a Facebook group called 'I Hate the Word Moist' which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, 'moist' was named as one the ugliest words in the English language. In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why. Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard '-oist' sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as 'hoist' or 'foist'. Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake. Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was 'squirt'. Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that 'squirting' is slang for female ejaculation - a highly-searched term in porn videos. Just over half of the women polled - 54 per cent - put 'panties' at the top of their list. Dr Thibodeau believes 'panties' was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again - eroticism. Next on the list is 'chunky' - which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter - just not for people. Respondents pointed out that unlike words like 'curvy' or 'full-figured', 'chunky' brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass. For 40 per cent of women, 'curd' is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several 'gross' things including turd, crud, and curdle. For the 22 per cent of people who listed 'flap' as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts - similarity to the word 'fap' used among younger people to mean masturbation - and the medical memories that many associate with the term 'skin flap' – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.2015-08-11T18:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/11/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-kid-who-wants-to-look-like-channing-tatum-so-much-that-he-burned-a-hole-in-his-throat-from-teeth-whiting-products-nsfw/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-11-at-12-20-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-11 at 12.20.16 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pay-jakes-surgery-scars.jpgPAY-Jakes-surgery-scarshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jake-barrett-before-he-used-the-whitening-strips.jpgJake-Barrett-before-he-used-the-whitening-stripsSource- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat - from a tooth whitening kit. Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online. The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him. Her said: "The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat. "If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died." Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it. He said: "I wasn't sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too. He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin. He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home. Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile. Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon. He said: "I've always admired Channing Tatum's smile - it's just gleaming. "DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard - I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying. "Now, I feel lucky to be alive. "I've got my gleaming teeth - now I just need to work on my six-pack." Crest's parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.2015-08-11T16:38:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/11/some-jackass-tried-to-fake-a-chainsaw-massacre-with-a-leaf-blower-during-a-screening-of-the-gift/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hqdefault-1.jpghqdefault-1viegoers in Newport Beach ran from what they thought was a chainsaw-wielding attacker after a small group burst into a crowded theater and revved the motor of a leaf blower, police said Monday. A few patrons were trampled as panicked viewers fled a showing of “The Gift” at Edwards Big Newport 6 shortly before 11 p.m. on Saturday, Newport Beach police spokeswoman Jennifer Manzella said. No major injuries were reported, she said. Some in the audience thought the theater was being stormed by a gunman, police said. Investigators believe two or three men in their late teens to early 30s intended to scare moviegoers, Manzella said. “It appears they were trying to lead people to believe there was a weapon,” she said. As the nation reels from mass shootings in theaters across the country, most recently in Lafayette, La., Saturday's scare is “not something we consider just a minor prank,” Manzella said. Authorities said that at least one of the men was in the theater during the movie and opened an exit door so another person could enter with the leaf blower. That man then hoisted the blower over his head, yelled and revved the motor, police said. “Several seconds later, all of the suspects exited the theater through the same emergency exit door,” Manzella said. Police set up a perimeter around the theater complex, but the men had already fled.2015-08-11T15:40:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/11/this-91-year-old-dude-got-caught-smuggling-100-pounds-of-cocaine/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/article-cocaine-3-0810.jpgarticle-cocaine-3-0810https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/article-cocaine-2-0810.jpgarticle-cocaine-2-0810A 91-year-old man could become the world’s oldest drug trafficker after being charged with smuggling $1.5 million worth of cocaine. Victor Twartz faces a possible life sentence if he is convicted of bringing more than 100 pounds pounds of cocaine, concealed in soap bars, into Australia on a flight from India. Twartz, a retired surgeon from Sydney, told police he had met people in New Delhi after befriending them online. As he was about to board his return flight to Sydney after a recent visit, he claims that he was handed a bag that he was told contained gifts for someone in Australia, according to the Daily Mirror. A search of Twartz's luggage found 27 packages of soap which tested positive for cocaine. As Twartz left court, a reporter asked if he had been taken advantage of. Victor's son, Peter Twartz, claims his father was caught up in a scam "He was going over there to sign a business contract that would release some funding to him and that is why he was going." he told Australia's ABC News. "There was some $10 million of inheritance that would be freed up and released to him. The soap were gifts for the bank manager at this end that would be clearing the funds." Peter said his father is a devout Seventh Day Adventist with no criminal background.2015-08-11T15:17:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/10/some-guy-in-florida-is-mailing-snakes-illegally/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/snake-nut-can.jpgsnake nut canhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/p1010734.jpgP1010734WASHINGTON (AP) — A Florida man has admitted his role in the trade of 59 illegally caught wild snakes, including a live rattler mailed to him in a coffee can. Gerard Kruse of Oviedo, Florida, appeared Friday in a federal courtroom in New York City. The 42-year-old social worker pleaded guilty to seven counts of illegally transporting wildlife and six counts of the illegal receipt of wildlife. Federal prosecutors say the snakes were collected by Kruse and others from various states, including New Jersey, California and Oregon. It is a crime to ship or receive illegally collected snakes across state lines. One charge stemmed from a deal where Kruse received a package that included a Western diamondback rattlesnake from Texas sealed in a coffee can. It is also unlawful to mail venomous snakes.2015-08-10T15:45:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/10/is-there-some-alien-ghost-lady-on-mars-yes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-47-21-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.47.21 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-46-36-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.46.36 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-43-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.43.43 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-43-34-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.43.34 AM2015-08-10T15:14:00+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/10/the-marlins-stink-jose-fernandez-diagnosed-with-strained-right-bicep-tendon/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-18-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.18.32 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-22-23-am1.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.22.23 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-10-at-10-22-23-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-10 at 10.22.23 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hqdefault.jpghqdefault2015-08-10T14:40:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/08/04/asian-baby-girl-found-alive-stuffed-down-toilet-pipes/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-04-at-1-46-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-08-04 at 1.46.43 PMNYDN- A newborn baby girl was found stuffed head-first down the pipe of a Chinese public toilet after passersby heard her screams for help. The terrified tot's mom apparently abandoned the youngster in the Beijing building shortly after giving birth on Sunday afternoon, according to reports. The infant was extracted from the sewer of the squat toilet after cops arrived, reports the Huffington Post. "The baby's head was upside down and the whole body has fallen into the sewer. I could vaguely see the baby's feet from the side," police officer Qian Feng told the People's Daily. She was rushed to hospital, where doctors determined that she had not suffered serious injuries and is expected to make a full recovery.2015-08-04T17:54:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/07/23/so-it-seems-tracy-morgan-is-doing-well-after-the-car-accident-he-was-in-but-this-kinda-leads-me-to-another-question/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2014-09-30-at-3-11-54-pm.pngscreen-shot-2014-09-30-at-3-11-54-pmhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/3529631-50_n_eminem.jpg3529631-50_n_eminemhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/50-cent-get-rich-or-die-tryin.jpg50-Cent-Get-Rich-or-Die-Tryinhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/2abee41100000578-3170195-image-a-2_1437567715640.jpg2ABEE41100000578-3170195-image-a-2_1437567715640https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/2abee23e00000578-3170195-image-a-1_1437567712231.jpg2ABEE23E00000578-3170195-image-a-1_1437567712231Getting better: Tracy Morgan showed he's on the mend, when he was pictured walking without the aid of a cane for the first time since he was involved in a life-threatening car crash in June last year Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3170195/Tracy-Morgan-pictured-walking-without-cane-time-year-horrific-crash-left-fighting-life.html#ixzz3gk8DmvmY Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2015-07-23T21:00:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/07/23/there-are-god-damn-dinosaur-lizards-crawling-in-the-sewers-of-bangkok/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-23-at-2-44-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-07-23 at 2.44.04 PMThis was the terrifying sight faced by a tourist who dared to look through the grate on pavement in Bankok. Below was a metre-long lizard which locals said roam through the sewers in packs eating the rats down there. John Hernandez, who spotted the beast, told UPI: 'I was outside of a temple in downtown Bangkok and people were screaming and pointing into the sewer. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170051/Terrifying-tail-shocking-moment-tourist-spots-METRE-LONG-lizard-crawling-sewers-beneath-streets-Bangkok.html#ixzz3gk3WoIuy Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook2015-07-23T18:59:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/07/22/guy-gets-shot-and-gets-taken-to-the-hospital-except-surprise-its-a-walmart-instead/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/walmart.pngwalmartMIRAMAR, Fla. – Police say a shooting victim was apparently taken by a friend to a South Florida Wal-Mart instead of a hospital and left outside the store. Miramar police spokeswoman Tania Rues says in an email that the victim was suffering from a gunshot wound when he was left outside the store Monday afternoon. He was later taken to a hospital for treatment and was listed in stable condition. Rues' statement didn't say who found the victim or who took him to the hospital. Rues says that police are still trying to determine where the shooting happened but that it wasn't the store or in the parking lot. She says the victim hasn't been cooperative with investigators. The store remained open during the investigation. No further details were immediately available2015-07-22T16:15:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/07/22/girl-goes-full-split-trying-to-play-defense/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-22-at-10-55-21-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-07-22 at 10.55.21 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-22-at-10-54-56-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-07-22 at 10.54.56 AMLINK TO VIDEO HEREhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-22-at-10-52-39-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-07-22 at 10.52.39 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-22-at-10-40-30-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-07-22 at 10.40.30 AMSEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. — A huge black bear in Seminole County had quite the weekend when a homeowner found it fast asleep in his backyard. Bob Cross, of Lake Mary, normally gets calls from his neighbors to catch nuisance critters, but Saturday he got an unusual call dealing with something a little larger. "(She) said there was big bear in her backyard," said Cross. When Cross rounded the corner, he knew he was going to leave this one alone. "That's a big bear. That's a huge bear," he said. As Cross got closer, he snapped a few photos of bear and its dinner, a 20-pound bag of dog food that it dragged from a garage nearby to under the shade of a tree. Cross watched the bear toss and turn for several minutes, laughing at how human-like it was sleeping. "(It) repositioned three or four times and stretched out. It just laid there," he said. Another neighbor, Art Fischer didn't want the bear coming back for seconds, so he grabbed the leftovers and put the rest in his garage and locked it up. Cross and his neighbors said they hope no one shoots the bear once bear season begins Oct. 1. "They were here before we were," said Fischer.2015-07-22T15:47:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/26/aaron-ekblad-won-the-caldermy-heart/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1467305_10155669095470335_157894526772461779_n.jpg1467305_10155669095470335_157894526772461779_nhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-26-at-11-04-55-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-26 at 11.04.55 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/0625-ekblad.jpg0625-ekbladFlorida Panthers' Aaron Ekblad poses with the Calder Memorial Trophy after winning the award at the NHL Awards show Wednesday, June 24, 2015, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/John Locher)2015-06-26T18:45:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/22/just-a-guy-casually-shitting-in-the-corner-of-the-local-arcade/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-22-at-10-55-27-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-22 at 10.55.27 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-22-at-10-42-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-22 at 10.42.15 AM2015-06-22T14:59:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/22/drunk-guy-hops-a-ride-on-a-swimming-moose/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-22-at-10-00-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-22 at 10.00.15 AM2015-06-22T14:13:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/22/how-was-your-weekend-bet-you-didnt-get-part-of-your-nose-chopped-off/2015-06-22T13:51:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/18/this-lady-who-can-limbo-underneath-a-car-is-a-freak/2015-06-18T19:48:10+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/16/rachel-dolezal-says-she-was-drawing-her-self-with-brown-crayon-since-she-was-5/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-16-at-1-54-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-16 at 1.54.16 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-16-at-1-33-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-16 at 1.33.47 PMRachel Dolezal today insisted that she is 'definitely not white' as she slammed suggestions that she is taking part in 'some mockery blackface performance'. The beleaguered civil rights activist appeared on the Today show just a day after she resigned as president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People's (NAACP's) Spokane chapter amid the controversy over her racial identity. In the unapologetic live interview - her first since the start of the scandal - Dolezal said she would do nothing differently if her younger self knew what she knows now, claiming that her life has been about making choices for her 'survival'. When asked by Today host Matt Lauer if presenting herself as a black woman for years was akin to wearing blackface, she insisted that was not the case. 'I have a huge issue with blackface,' she said. 'This is not some freak "Birth of a Nation" mockery blackface performance. This is on a very real, connected level. I've had to go there with the experience, not just a visible representation.' n another interview with NBC Nightly News, which will air this evening, Dolezal said: 'I definitely am not white', according to a post by Savannah Guthrie. Dolezal was also asked by Melissa Harris-Perry on MSNBC if she was black and she responded simply: 'Yes.' She said that she had always felt a 'spiritual, visceral' connection to 'the black experience'. 'I was socially conditioned to not own that and to be limited to whatever biological identity was thrust upon me and narrated to me, and so I kind of felt pretty awkward a lot of the time with that,' she said. On the Today show, she claimed that she first started seeing herself as black when she was five. 'I was drawing self portraits with the brown crayon rather than the peach crayon, and black curly hair,' she said. 'That was how I was portraying myself.' But when Lauer held up a photo of Dolezal as a teen - with blonde hair and a fair complexion - she conceded that she looked like a white person and that she was not identifying as black at the time. Her estranged parents, who outed her as white last week, have previously said that she began 'disguising' herself as black around 2007. But in the interview, she would not answer questions about how she has changed her appearance to seem black. Her hair is worn in tight brown curls - a far cry from the blonde locks of her youth. 'I certainly don't stay out of the sun,' she offered. https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/380230ce1ba7dc79d0101be40fea14cc.jpg380230ce1ba7dc79d0101be40fea14cc2015-06-16T18:15:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/16/peta-wants-you-to-know-that-jurassic-worlds-cgi-dinosaurs-are-a-good-example-to-not-use-real-animals-in-movies/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-14-at-12-09-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-14 at 12.09.40 PM2015-06-16T15:39:18+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/u-s-mountain-biker-aaron-gwin-dominated-the-mtb-world-cup-with-no-chain-on-his-bike/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/112.jpg112U.S. mountain biker Aaron Gwin shows how skill and determination trumps working equipment as his bike broke its chain at the start of the race, and he still managed to win the round. Fortunately he didn’t need to pedal uphill. LINK TO VIDEO HERE2015-06-15T20:06:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/north-korean-defense-minister-executed-for-snoozing-during-a-meeting/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/north-korea-officially-confirms-hyon-yong-chols-execution.jpgNorth-Korea-officially-confirms-Hyon-Yong-Chols-executionSEOUL, June 15 (UPI) — North Korea dispatched official bulletins announcing the execution of Hyon Yong Chol for insubordination, South Korean media reported Monday. South Korean news network YTN reported the news was sent from North Korean embassies in China and other locations to the host governments, including Beijing. Kim Jong Un was reported to have dismissed Defense Minister Hyon after being outraged by Hyon’s “disregard” for the North Korean leader during a meeting, South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo reported. Hyon’s purge also has been followed by the forced disappearances of Jang Sung, an official at the Ministry of the People’s Armed Forces, and other top-ranking personnel. An unnamed source in China said the bulletin confirmed Hyon was executed for insubordination and disobeying the party leadership. Kim Jong Un’s “Military-First” policy holds consequences for those who do not follow Kim’s orders – including execution. The South Korean newspaper’s source said Hyon’s napping during a meeting was deemed treasonous to Kim, who regarded displays of boredom during meetings, such as napping or daydreaming, as an offense worse than voicing opposition before the North Korean leader.2015-06-15T18:54:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/indiana-prison-allows-inmates-to-order-pizza-and-chinese-food-for-good-behavior/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-15-at-2-06-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-15 at 2.06.07 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chinese_fold-pak_000.jpgChinese_Fold-Pak_000Inmates at a county jail in La Porte, Indiana, may soon have the opportunity to order takeout. Though they wouldn’t be able to pick up the food themselves, Sheriff John Boyd told the South Bend Tribune that the program at the La Porte County Jail would reward them for good behavior by offering the opportunity, about once a month, to order in from a local restaurant. “Inmates can order through their commissary,” Boyd told ABC57, meaning they would be paying for the food themselves. “They can order say, cheeseburgers, pizza, chicken nuggets, that type of thing. This type of incentive program is not new. Pam James, a spokeswoman for the Indiana State Prison in Michigan City, told the Tribune that the prison has been offering inmates the chance to order in for at least 20 years. After marking up the prices, the prison has used money generated from the program to provide toys to children during the holidays. It’s unclear if the La Porte jail will do the same. Boyd had hoped to launch the program last week, but potential security risks have caused delays. “We are very cognizant of the packaging it will come in; we want to cut down on any contraband that would be coming in,” he told ABC57. Several local restaurants are excited about the prospect of having more customers and have approached the jail, asking to be included in the program. “The opportunity to feed 300 or more people in one afternoon is perfect,” Dan Thornberry, co-owner of a local restaurant, told ABC57. While Boyd admits that more staff may be needed to implement the program, it will not affect taxpayers, he says. "They are human beings, and if it improves their behavior a little bit, it makes our jail a safer place,” Boyd told the Tribune. “I don’t know how anyone can complain about that, especially [if] it’s not costing our taxpayers any money whatsoever."2015-06-15T18:20:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/there-are-massive-gators-chilling-on-the-doorsteps-of-miami-apartments/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-15-at-12-53-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-15 at 12.53.00 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-15-at-12-50-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-15 at 12.50.45 PM2015-06-15T17:55:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/florida-guy-gets-arrested-for-beating-up-roommate-with-a-slice-of-pizza/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/danielplunkett.jpgdanielplunketthttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/giphy1.gifgiphyJUNE 8--A probationer is behind bars for allegedly throwing a hot slice of pizza at his female roommate during an argument in their Florida apartment. According to police, Daniel Plunkett and Brenda Fiejdasz “had an argument about pizza” last Wednesday evening inside their Treasure Island residence. The nature of the pizza dispute is not further described in a criminal complaint. During the quarrel, Plunkett, 50, allegedly threw a slice at Fiejdasz, 56, who was struck in the left hand by the pizza. “The pizza was hot, victim had no injury,” an officer noted, adding, “Victim had pizza sauce on her right shoulder, and cleaned up prior to arrival.” After being read his rights, Plunkett denied throwing the pizza. Instead, Plunkett--who had pizza sauce on his chest and shorts--claimed that Fiejdasz “threw pizza on him.” Pictured above, Plunkett was arrested for simple battery, a misdemeanor. He was also charged with violating the terms of his felony probation stemming from convictions for drunk driving and driving with a license that had been suspended or revoked. Plunkett is being held without bond on the probation violation counts. 2015-06-15T16:43:49+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/15/good-morning-from-this-raccoon-riding-an-alligator-in-florida/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/raccoon.jpgraccoon2015-06-15T16:21:28+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/12/introducing-the-red-ant-challenge-in-thailand/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-2-56-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 2.56.18 PM2015-06-12T19:11:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/12/taiwanese-guy-loves-eating-his-noodles-too-much-to-have-a-machete-gang-fight-interrupt-his-meal/2015-06-12T18:02:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/12/white-boys-try-to-be-a-cool-samurai-ends-just-as-you-imagined/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-1-16-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 1.16.00 PM2015-06-12T17:16:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/12/naacp-leader-gets-outed-as-white-by-her-parents/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-9-40-55-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 9.40.55 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-8-47-32-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 8.47.32 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-8-45-10-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 8.45.10 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-12-at-8-41-54-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-12 at 8.41.54 AMAn NAACP leader's parents have made a startling revelation: their daughter, for years a highly visible civil rights activist in Eastern Washington, is white. Rachel Dolezal, Spokane's NAACP Chapter President and part-time Africana Studies professor at Eastern Washington University, has been misleading people about her ethnicity for years, her parents say. Her mother even offered photographic proof. While today the 37-year-old divorcee currently sports tight, dark curls, her mom Ruthanne Dolezal showed KREM photos of the fair and freckled blonde daughter she once knew. Dolezal is now facing a city ethics probe after she identified herself as black in an application to serve on a local police ombudsman commission - a position she secured. 'It's very sad that Rachel has not just been herself,' Ruthanne Dolezal told the Spokesman-Review. 'Her effectiveness in the causes of the African-American community would have been so much more viable, and she would have been more effective if she had just been honest with everybody.' Mrs Dolezal remains in Northwest Montana, where Dolezal grew up. It is not clear why she has now shared the revelations but Dolezal has previously said that she no longer has any contact with her parents. In articles in the Easterner, she claimed they were violent towards her. According to her mother, Ruthanne began to 'disguise herself' in 2006 or 2007. Other than some 'faint traces' of Native American blood, Ruthanne said the family background is Czech, Swedish and German. However, that's not how her daughter identified herself when she became chairwoman of Spokane's Office of Police Ombudsman Commission. In her application for the volunteer appointment, Dolezal marked herself down as white, black and American Indian, reports the Spokesman-Review. She has also previously claimed that her white father is her step-father. In January, a photo showing Dolezal and a black man on the Spokane NAACP's Facebook erroneously identified the man as her father. On Wednesday, a reporter from KXLY confronted Dolezal a photo of her with the African-American man while on camera. 'Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man,' the KXLY reporter asked. Rachel Dolezal, 37, has been a vocal member of the civil rights community in Idaho and Eastern Washington for years She also teaches Africana Studies at Eastern Washington University But her estranged mother has now revealed that her daughter is white and began to 'disguise herself' in 2006 or 2007 She is facing a city ethics investigation after identifying herself as black in an application to serve on a local police ombudsman commission She said she was white, black and American Indian and secured the role - but her mother says the family is Czech, Swedish and German KXLY asked her if she was African American and, looking stunned, she responded: 'I don't understand the question' 2015-06-12T13:41:32+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/family-gets-a-pet-frog-immediately-eats-the-rest-of-the-fish-in-the-tank/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ad_172127191-e1434046267165.jpgad_172127191-e1434046267165Putting small fish in the same aquarium as a frog is probably not a smart idea. A couple found that out the hard way when they decided to get some friends for their pet amphibian. Jameson, who did not give his last name, had a gut feeling his African Clawed frog might see the new koi carp fish as an easy lunch. However, trusting the advice of the pet store that all would be fine in the fish-tank, the koi were introduced to their new home. But things didn’t go well when they met Michigan J. Frog. ‘No sooner did I barely have a chance to blink did I see a rapid movement from the frog,’ said Jameson’s girlfriend Jamie, who purchased the fish. ‘I looked down and saw the majority of the koi’s head in his mouth. His effortless attack on this fish was insane. ‘Most of the fish was still hanging out of his mouth so I started knocking on the tank with my knuckles really hard hoping since he was right at the front he would freak out and let my fish go before he was an official goner.’ It doesn’t look like she had much luck judging by the pictures. 2015-06-11T23:00:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/americas-favorite-canadian-melodrama-degrassi-is-coming-to-netflix-the-definitive-list-of-girls-on-degrassi-that-i-wanted-to-bang/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/janevaughn.jpgJaneVaughnhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-09-at-9-36-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-09 at 9.36.39 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/profmiajones.jpgProfMiaJoneshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/profmannysantos.jpgProfMannySantoshttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/profashleykerwin.jpgProfAshleyKerwinhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/paige_michalchuk.jpgPaige_michalchukhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/liberty_02.jpgLiberty_02https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/darcys7.jpgDarcys7https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alexnunez.jpgAlexNunezhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/9008a3baf02db76ff13d6e477a17113c.jpg9008a3baf02db76ff13d6e477a17113c2015-06-11T22:26:33+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/spanish-women-claims-to-own-the-sun/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunshine-sun.pngSunshine-sun(NEWSER) – Next month, a Spanish court will hear arguments in a most unusual case: A woman who claims to own the sun has sued eBay for blocking her extraterrestrial real estate sales. Though it sounds a little nuts, a court in Madrid has ruled that 54-year-old Maria Angeles Duran has the right to have her case heard, reports the International Business Times. The court won't rule on the larger issue of whether Duran's claim of ownership is legit, but on the narrower one of whether she violated eBay's seller agreement. She had been selling parcels of about 11 square feet for about $1 each and had racked up 600 orders before eBay shut her down. Because nothing tangible was sold, it feared a scam. Duran says she was never able to collect her money and is suing for about $11,000 in damages, reports the Consumerist. “I am not a stupid person and I know the law,” Duran has said of her solar real estate gambit. She's basing her claim on a loophole in the UN's Outer Space Treaty that says no nation can stake ownership to a heavenly body but makes no mention of individuals—borrowing the strategy used by this entrepreneur's claim on the moon. Duran, as you might imagine, is an eclectic character, observes the Washington Post. "She’s studied nursing and law, dreamt up her own religion, and penned a kinky romance novel," writes Caitlin Dewey. The story notes that Duran is framing her sun fight as a statement against the corporate world and promises that any profits will go to charity. For those who want in, Duran is still selling parcels on her own website. (Or check out eBay's haunted dolls.) 2015-06-11T21:36:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/police-put-a-stop-to-this-crime-ring-of-lego-thiefs-even-though-they-had-a-seemingly-unstoppable-plan/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/article-2732015-20b68b0800000578-45_634x501.jpgarticle-2732015-20B68B0800000578-45_634x501Police in San Diego have foiled a $100,000 crime ring – that specialised in Lego theft. Five men are believed to have been part of the scheme, which involved walking into a Toys R Us, loading up shopping carts with Lego items, and then leaving the stores. The gang’s ploy was foiled after they were caught on a surveillance camera making off with their toys. In addition to the Lego products, police said the organised crime ring had also been stealing Disney Frozen items. Local ABC station 10News reported that three suspects – Liliana Marquez, 29, Juan Camacho, 26, and Elizabeth Bojorquez, 21, had been arrested, while a fourth was already in custody. The fifth member was on the run, police said. It is unclear what the gang planned to do with their Lego stash, although there have been a spate of other Lego thefts in the past couple of years, where the masterminds sold the sets online. In August 2014, Phoenix police arrested four people on suspicion of stealing Lego sets – again from Toys R Us. Officers recovered $200,000 worth of Lego products from one of the suspect’s houses, AZ Central reported at the time. The gang had been fencing the sets to an Arizona man who then sold them on the internet. In the same month a woman was charged with stealing $60,000 worth of Lego sets and attempting to sell them on eBay. The Lego-thieving ruse is not restricted to the US. In June 2014, toy stores in the Australian states of Victoria and New South Wales were targeted by “professional thieves”, according to The Age. Some $30,000 (AUD) of Legos were stolen over a period of several months. A Lego model of the Sydney Opera House retails at $319.99 on Lego’s website. A Star Wars-inspired Death Star costs $399.99. 2015-06-11T20:40:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/rate-these-kids-90s-remake-of-jurassic-park-made-from-toys/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-park-newman.jpgjurassic-park-newmanhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-11-at-3-52-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-11 at 3.52.27 PM2015-06-11T20:07:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/11/how-about-the-balls-on-this-little-snow-bunny/2015-06-11T18:14:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/09/pizza-huts-trying-to-change-the-game-by-turning-pizza-boxes-into-movie-projectors/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-10-01-13-am.jpgscreen shot 2015-06-08 at 10.01.13 amhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ogilvymatherdesignboom01-0.jpgogilvymatherdesignboom01.0Pizza Hut thinks it can do more than just bring food to your front door. It wants to deliver your entertainment for the evening, too. At least, that's the case in Hong Kong, where the pizza chain is delivering some pizzas in specially-designed boxes that convert into pseudo movie projectors. Designed by Ogilvy Hong Kong, the advertising stunt uses boxes with a perforated, pop-out hole in the side of the box. A very unique pizza table (also called a pizza protector) then serves as the projector's lens. Slip the plastic lens into the hole, and then use the pizza table's legs to prop up your smartphone inside the box. The contraption then blows up your phone's display onto any nearby wall. Even better, there are four different boxes, each of which comes with a separate movie download via a QR code. They're called Slice Night (for horror fans), Anchovy Armageddon (for science-fiction), Hot & Ready (for romance), and Fully Loaded (for an action flick). The box itself is fittingly called the "Blockbuster Box." Of course, you'll need a very dark room to be able to make out anything from the "projector," and even then, the quality will still be pretty piss-poor. That's not to mention the fact that you'll probably get your phone all greasy by sticking it in that pizza box, and that you'll have to try to make out whatever muffled audio makes it through the walls of the pizza box. We're not letting that stop us from trying it out though — we just need to find a way to get to Hong Kong first.2015-06-10T01:15:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/09/dolphins-dt-a-j-francis-got-accepted-to-be-an-uber-driver/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-09-at-2-09-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-09 at 2.09.33 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/460x.jpg460xDAVIE, Fla. (AP) — Word on the street is Miami Dolphins reserve defensive tackle A.J. Francis has good acceleration, an excellent motor and a high ceiling in his 2014 Dodge Charger. He's an Uber driver. Francis is under contract to earn $510,000 this year in his third NFL season, but paychecks don't start coming until July, and it's uncertain he'll make the team. He wanted some extra spending money, so in April he became a driver for hire with Uber, making $40 to $50 an hour. "I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket," Francis said following the Dolphins' offseason practice Monday. "Where I'm from, when you have a job, where are you when that job is over?" Team officials have voiced no objection regarding Francis' moonlighting. "Yeah, I was kidding him about Uber or Yuber or whatever you call it," defensive coordinator Kevin Coyle said. "It's a little outside the box, but so is he." The outgoing Francis said the job suits him because he enjoys meeting people. He hopes to pursue a broadcasting career after football, so he polishes his interviewing skills by videotaping conversations with passengers, and posts them on YouTube. "He's a talker," said his wife, Tatiana, who married Francis in March. "He'll talk your ear off about anything." Francis recently finished his third semester studying for a master's degree in international security and economic policy, and he sounds like an economist talking about Uber's impact on the market. "Everywhere Uber is, it thrives," he said. "The resistance comes from taxi drivers who don't want to get beat out, because they know they can't compete. Which is funny to me, because in no other aspect of American culture are you allowed to stifle capitalism." Because of his studies and the Dolphins' offseason training schedule, the flexibility Uber offered was appealing to Francis. He tries to work at least three days a week, in shifts of four to five hours. He said he'll stop driving for pay once training camp starts. NFL veterans who worked in the offseason were common a few decades ago, but in an era when even bottom-of-the-roster players make half a million dollars a year, Francis is a throwback. No Uber rider has recognized the 6-foot-5, 330-pound Francis as a professional football player, which doesn't surprise him. He was undrafted out of the University of Maryland, has spent much of his pro career on practice squads and has yet to play in an NFL game. "People just think I'm some big dude in a nice car," he said. "I tell them at the end of the interview who I am, and the shock on their face is really funny." Tatiana said friends and family are also surprised when they learned of her husband's offseason job. "I admire him for it," she said. "You always have to have a hustle, you know? Football is something that doesn't last forever." Tatiana said Francis is a good driver, and he agreed, saying he has never been ticketed. "Just like I'm a world-class athlete, I'm a world-class driver," he said with a grin. "If I wasn't 330, Tony Stewart should watch out." Uber jobs have taken Francis from Boca Raton to South Beach, and he has waited in vain for the chance to drive someone to another state. He would love more time to chat up a passenger. He has given lifts to a couple of his teammates, and has been teased by most of them. Pro Bowl defensive end Cameron Wake said he has yet to hire Francis as a driver. "I have a car, so I probably wouldn't," Wake said. "But I can't knock anybody's hustle. He's an interesting guy." Coach Joe Philbin said he would recommend Francis to anyone in need of a ride. "Definitely," Philbin said with a smile. "But I would suggest that they bring some earplugs along."2015-06-09T18:17:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/09/never-felt-as-much-of-a-idgaf-moment-then-this-guy-who-stole-a-bulldozer-and-demolished-a-house-with-people-inside/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ad_171775434.jpgad_171775434A man has allegedly demolished a house full of people with a stolen bulldozer. Police arrested the man who reportedly took the vehicle to chase another man down the street, before ploughing it into the house in Lake Macquarie, east Australia. He is expected to be charged with attempted murder along with 10 other charges. Amazingly the woman and her two daughters who were in the house at the time escaped unharmed. Somehow a neighbour anticipated this bizarre incident and managed to usher the woman and her children to safety before their house was turned into a building site. 2015-06-09T15:49:34+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/apparently-obama-got-caught-drinking-non-alcoholic-beer-in-germany/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-2-19-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-08 at 2.19.11 PMEnjoying beer and white sausages surrounded by men in lederhosen, Barack Obama looked perfectly at home as he tucked into a Bavarian breakfast over the weekend. But now the mayor of the picturesque Alpine village of Kruen has revealed that the U.S. president's order was somewhat less traditional than it looked - including a non-alcoholic wheat beer. Eyebrows were raised when, having just stepped off of a night flight from the U.S., Obama was photographed at 11am enjoying half a litre of weissbier - the customary accompaniment to the local hearty breakfast of pretzels and minced veal and bacon sausages. His claim to authenticity took something of a pounding a few hours later, however, when local mayor Thomas Schwarzenberger told reporters that the beer Obama and those accompanying him were served actually contained no alcohol. 2015-06-08T18:59:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/man-gets-written-up-at-work-for-having-an-unopened-beer-can-at-work-when-instead-it-was-actually-just-a-massive-fleshlight/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6uoo45x.jpg6uoo45Xhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-1-44-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-08 at 1.44.46 PMIt’s never a good idea to be caught drinking on the job, and that’s exactly what happened when a man was caught at work with this beer can – receiving a deserved telling off from his boss. But the thing is, it’s not a beer can, it’s something entirely more inappropriate. It’s a fully functioning fleshlight, ready to be used if you’re overcome by the throes of passion in the middle of the working day. Thankfully, the employee’s boss didn’t open the can, and instead filled out a ‘disciplinary action form’, in which he outlined his worker’s apparent indiscretion. ‘Co-worker found full can of beer under row desk. This is a violation of employee handbook’, he wrote. Right. If only he knew the half of it. The somewhat disturbing image was posted on Reddit, and received an understandably mixed response. ‘Welp, I’ve seen it all’, one user wrote. But another questioned whether he had actually broken any work regulations with the flashlight. ‘Should have just showed it was a fleshlight that probably isn’t in the employee handbook..yet’, one Imgur user pointed out. We’re appalled and amazed in equal fleshy measure.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/61oojbk.jpg61OOJBKIt’s never a good idea to be caught drinking on the job, and that’s exactly what happened when a man was caught at work with this beer can – receiving a deserved telling off from his boss. But the thing is, it’s not a beer can, it’s something entirely more inappropriate. It’s a fully functioning fleshlight, ready to be used if you’re overcome by the throes of passion in the middle of the working day. Thankfully, the employee’s boss didn’t open the can, and instead filled out a ‘disciplinary action form’, in which he outlined his worker’s apparent indiscretion. ‘Co-worker found full can of beer under row desk. This is a violation of employee handbook’, he wrote. Right. If only he knew the half of it. The somewhat disturbing image was posted on Reddit, and received an understandably mixed response. ‘Welp, I’ve seen it all’, one user wrote. But another questioned whether he had actually broken any work regulations with the flashlight. ‘Should have just showed it was a fleshlight that probably isn’t in the employee handbook..yet’, one Imgur user pointed out. We’re appalled and amazed in equal fleshy measure.2015-06-08T18:07:11+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/my-buddy-thinks-this-chick-is-gonna-blow-up-on-the-internet/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-11-50-38-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-08 at 11.50.38 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_1090.jpgIMG_10902015-06-08T16:12:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/manhatten-idiot-spent-over-700k-on-a-fortune-teller-to-fix-his-love-life/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/giphy.gifgiphyNEW YORK (AP) — A New York man who sought help from a fortuneteller to fix a romantic relationship says she scammed him out of more than $700,000. Now the allegations have the Manhattan psychic, Priscilla Delmaro, and another person facing charges of grand larceny. The 32-year-old Brooklyn man told police he consulted Delmaro in August 2013 who told him that evil spirits were keeping him from a woman he claimed to love and wanted to be with who did not share his same affections, The New York Times reported (http://nyti.ms/1dU288a ). In a statement he and a private investigator presented to detectives last month, the man said that the 26-year-old psychic told him that he and the woman, Michelle, were "twin flames" being kept apart by negativity. Delmaro told him spirits talked to her, so he made multiple payments to her over 20 months, he told investigators. According to the man, those payments included $80,000 for an 80-mile bridge she said would trap evil spirits into another realm, a $30,000 Rolex she claimed would cleanse the sins of his past and $40,064 for a Tiffany diamond ring to "protect his energy," along with other payments totaling as much as $40,000. The man— who has not been identified in court documents —told police he had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars before finding out in February 2014 that Michelle had died. But, the man wrote, Delmaro said she could be reincarnated. More payments and a trip to seek out the "new" Michelle followed before the man said he decided to go to police. By then, he said he was out $713,975. Delmaro and 27-year-old Bobby Evans were arrested on May 26. Their lawyer, Jeffrey Cylkowski, denied the man's allegations. Delmaro and Evans remain jailed.2015-06-08T15:46:24+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/54-year-old-demolishes-this-kid-and-the-kid-does-not-know-when-to-stop/2015-06-08T14:44:27+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/08/rain-storm-in-ghana-forces-people-to-find-shelter-in-gas-station-gas-station-ends-up-exploding/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/big_chief.pngBig_Chief(NEWSER) – A gas station in Ghana's capital blew up while many people were sheltering there from a torrential rainfall and flooding, killing at least 73 people and leaving a gruesome scene with charred bodies and neighboring buildings set alight, authorities say. A spokesman for Ghana's fire service says crews were recovering bodies early today at the scene in Accra. The cause of the overnight explosion was not immediately known. Neighbors said many people had gone to the station amid heavy flooding in the area. Graphic footage aired on national television early today showed corpses being piled into the back of a pickup truck and other charred bodies trapped amid the debris. Neighboring buildings that had caught fire burned into the night as floodwaters around the site hampered recovery efforts. "Many people took shelter under a shed at the station during a severe rain across the country and got trapped when the explosion happened," a nearby resident says. Heavy rain has "brought much of the city to its knees," with roads blocked off and hundreds of people trapped in offices, says the BBC's Accra correspondent. 2015-06-08T13:44:17+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/06/bees/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-9-10-14-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-08 at 9.10.14 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-9-10-35-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-08 at 9.10.35 AM2015-06-08T13:20:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/05/everyones-suspicions-have-been-confirmed-claw-machines-are-rigged/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5885999219_d23b638563_b.jpg5885999219_d23b638563_b2015-06-05T14:50:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/05/the-broadway-cast-of-the-lion-king-and-aladdin-have-a-sing-off-after-a-6-hour-delay-at-leguardia/2015-06-05T14:17:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/05/man-gets-arrested-for-selling-heroin-chews-through-the-seatbelt-and-escapes-in-order-to-attend-sons-birthday-party/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-05-at-9-46-52-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-05 at 9.46.52 AMA Chicago man who was arrested Monday is accused of chewing through a squad car seat belt because he didn’t want to miss his son’s birthday, police said. Lashon Stuckey, 33, was arrested just before 2 p.m. Monday and charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of criminal damage to property, according to Chicago Police News Affairs. Police alleged Stuckey was seen conducting a suspected narcotics transaction and was arrested in the 200 block of South Western Avenue. He was found in possession of several bags of heroin. While in a squad car, Stuckey chewed his way through the seat belt, according to the arrest report. Stuckey then told officers it was his son’s birthday and he didn’t want to miss it.2015-06-05T13:59:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/05/how-do-you-make-an-offer-that-cant-be-refused-offer-pizza/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-05-at-9-25-54-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-05 at 9.25.54 AMPORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - A Portland family got free pizza for life just for selling their house. Rob and Holly Marsh put their home on the market just a few days ago. In three days, they had four offers, but one stood out. "I felt like I was in a poker game," Donna DeNicola, owner of DeNicola's Italian Restaurant in Southeast Portland said. At DeNicola's, pizza is serious business. There it's not just food, it's now a bargaining chip. DeNicola's offer was $26,000 over the asking price. She threw in free rent for two months and to top it off, she put in a special clause. "Then I just kind of added, I'll throw in one pizza a month for life," DeNicola said. "I'm willing to do anything because I know this market is crazy." According to Realtor Nathaniel Bachelder with Urban Nest Realty, inventory is at a historic low. He says, as of the end of April, if every home on the market sold, they would be gone in less than two months. "People are waiving inspection contingencies, waving appraisal contingencies. I'm seeing more offers sight unseen," he said. Home buyers in the Portland area are having to go the extra mile. "You kind of have to get creative at this point," DeNicola said. DeNicola said free pizza is a small price to pay for getting what they wanted. "I'm going to be buying them a pizza for life, so I will know them very well. I'll watch their kids grow up," she said. "I really feel like they wanted this place, and they understood where the seller was coming from, and they built an offer around that," Rob Marsh said. How much pizza does this all add up to? At $20 a pizza every month for the next 40 years, that adds up to 480 pizzas valued at almost $10,000. 2015-06-05T13:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/04/jose-cansoccer-to-rescue-fifa/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-03-at-10-10-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-03 at 10.10.56 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-03-at-9-35-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-03 at 9.35.20 PM2015-06-04T13:46:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/04/fun-night-at-the-marlins-game-with-7-runs-a-bench-clear-and-jennings-breaks-his-ejection-virginity/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-04-at-9-30-02-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-04 at 9.30.02 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-04-at-8-42-40-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-04 at 8.42.40 AMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-04-at-7-25-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2015-06-04 at 7.25.15 AM2015-06-04T13:32:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/03/hey-ronda-rousey-you-gotta-step-it-up-if-you-wanna-pop-up-on-the-greatest-hand-to-hand-combat-fighter-of-all-time-jackie-chan/2015-06-03T22:33:16+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/03/teacher-on-leave-after-dropping-an-n-bomb-during-a-fun-game-of-word-association/2015-06-03T22:22:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/06/03/this-guy-either-doesnt-care-about-getting-caught-with-2-million-dollars-worth-of-cocaine-at-an-airport-or-my-theory-its-all-a-diversion/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/smuggler_3328371b.jpgsmuggler_3328371bA Colombian drug smuggler has been arrested at Bogota's main airport after 40 kilos of cocaine were found in his suitcase. The man, from the town of Santa Rosa de Cabal, 200 miles west of the capital, had not even attempted to disguise the $2 million cargo. When police opened his suitcase they found nothing but dozens of bricks of the drug, wrapped in black plastic. Police grew suspicious when the man was queuing up for his flight to Mexico. He had a recently-received passport, was nervous, and was unable to say how much his ticket cost or why he was travelling. "One theory is that his job was just to get the suitcase into the airport, and then someone within the airport would be in charge of taking it and putting it inside the plane – without passing through controls," said Colonel Diego Rosero, chief of security at El Dorado airport. He told Spanish newspaper El Mundo: "In Mexico, at the other end, they would have the same system." But Col Rosero said that the man is thought to be a lowly "mule", given that he had no previous criminal record. "He's a naive young guy who fell into the trap of the gangs," he said. "I'm sure that they promised him an easy mission, without any risk, and the man trusted them." 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NY- Amed Mohammed, the street vendor near the World Trade Center who was selling hot dogs for $30 to tourists, won't be wheeling his cart into place today. He was fired. His boss Abdelalim Abdelbaky, whose father owns the cart and vending license, told the Post he was lied to: "He told me he charged the people $2 a hot dog" (that's still twice as much as the guy around the corner charges, but okay). Abdelbaky also claims that Mohammed pocketed all that extra cash and left him to pay off hundreds of dollars in fines that he was slapped with this week after news of his scam broke. The saddest part is that it sounds like Mohammed and Abdelbaky were pretty close. Mohammed even stayed rent-free in his boss's home, but now Adelbaky feels betrayed. "I lost money now, and I lost some customers, so I have a lot of losses."2015-05-24T22:25:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/05/24/apparently-people-in-detroit-have-pet-capybaras/2015-05-24T21:42:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/05/24/this-11-year-old-kid-who-has-3-college-degrees-better-cure-cancer-one-day/2015-05-24T21:32:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/05/24/anyone-over-35-with-a-roommate-thats-not-someone-theyre-pretty-much-married-to-is-a-crazy-person/2015-05-24T18:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/05/24/marco-wilson-one-handed-catch-in-the-books-right-up-there-with-odb/2015-05-24T18:13:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theuglyorange.com/2015/05/24/twin-florida-brothers-get-into-an-argument-try-to-solve-the-disagreement-by-throwing-bricks-at-each-other/https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-24-at-1-52-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-24 at 1.52.13 PMSource- Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument, Orange City police said. Michael and James Remelius were arguing with each other in the front yard of a home in the 600 block of Howard Avenue about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday when Michael picked up a brick and threatened to throw it at his brother, according to a police report. James then picked up a brick in a threatening manner. Michael threw his brick and hit his brother in the leg, causing a small cut, according to the report. James then threw his brick and struck Michael in the right eye, causing bleeding and swelling. The brothers were both charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and taken to Volusia County Branch Jail, where James was being held Wednesday on $25,000 bail, records show. Michael’s bail is set at $20,000.https://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-24-at-1-49-14-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-24 at 1.49.14 PMhttps://theuglyorange.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-24-at-1-49-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-24 at 1.49.24 PMSource- Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument, Orange City police said. Michael and James Remelius were arguing with each other in the front yard of a home in the 600 block of Howard Avenue about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday when Michael picked up a brick and threatened to throw it at his brother, according to a police report. James then picked up a brick in a threatening manner. Michael threw his brick and hit his brother in the leg, causing a small cut, according to the report. James then threw his brick and struck Michael in the right eye, causing bleeding and swelling. 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